@Louisa Oh they made a toy of my boy! Well a diorama.. Wonder how expensive that would be today.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
spock in a shuttlecraft floating by in the background
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP #monsterdon
Great, one really long beep. That's just dandy #monsterdon
#Monsterdon BUTTON YOUR FUCKING COLONEL.
Behold! A different annoying noise! Resembling the annoying noise from before!
#Monsterdon Ok, crew, we're going to make a giant capacitor.
Temporarily distracted by family, missed about 20 minutes
Has anything happened? Last I saw, Iris was being attacked by a Martian Flytrap
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
I too am rooting for amoeba-with-an-eyeball and all these other cool martian friendos
START THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL NOW!!!
What could possibly go wrong #monsterdon
@apLundell Aerogel? Though there's a question of the wiring...
Hey, I think you can dial a number now...
#Monsterdon
Hey, it's the stuff on the platform levels of Portal. Is this how aperture science got their start? #Monsterdon
@apLundell Duct tape #monsterdon
convenient knife switch.
Sigh, I don't hear anything in their electrical mumbojumbo about completing a circuit, or even coupling a path back, assuming it's AC and high enough frequency.
OW my ears.
Itβs entertaining how they run few tests, have quick experiences with the Martian creatures and come to emphatic conclusions.
#monsterdon
that's some very angry jello out there.
This is before the advent of the Jeffies Tube.
look at the Boys, hotwiring The Burroughs
@amyfou@lingo.lol The Carpet of Virility is too powerful to be contained!
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
"I'll need your help. Check me out."
Not too hard with your unbuttoned shirt and all, Colonel
It's like a giant diode! All we'll need is a massive quantity of coltan. #Monsterdon
βthrust chamberβ #Monsterdon
"My plan? Well first, I need to take my shirt the rest of the way off."
#monsterdon Oh, good, they have a cable access channel.
I experience the odd internal explosion when my thrust chamber is clogged, too.
#Monsterdon
Cable access channel? Yanno, I bet some local cable TV program would be more entertaining than this.... at times...
@plaidtron3000 um... convergent evolution?
NO. WE ARE NOT WATCHING CABLE ACCESS CHANNEL. NEW PLAN.
#Monsterdon how can they use the word "encyst" correctly and have all the science be this fucking bad?
THE DETECTOR INSTRUMENT
Colonel Tom's plan better include buttoning his shirt back up #monsterdon
#monsterdon I love these monsters! Jellies with spinning eyes, bats with spider legs, whatever that kabuki head turns out to be β¦ love them!
A small fleshlight battery? Go on...
Tom is pointedly airing out his chest hair.
as long as it doesnt involve going outside
we've been checking you out whether we like it or not and i assure you we do not
Unicellular.
Smalls is on Team Explosion
I hate it when my thrust chamber is clogged. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
No seat belts. No gravity cushioning⦠#Monsterdon
@TerryHancock A single cell, with a rotating eye. That's what she meant to say #monsterdon
"Iris, what is your opinion of that creature?"
I do not like it, captain, it just ate my crewmate
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
wait you have to have a nervous system to have an instinct don't you?
He does not need his shirt open, nobody at all is interested. #Monsterdon
@bonetti They ruined my red planet experience, that's what they did... π #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Close the door! You have windows!
I guess he was assimilated by the giant jello.
#Monsterdon
The more serious the situation, the more buttons he opens. Things are not looking good right about now. #Monsterdon
βIβm sure itβs a unicellular animal.β
The entire thing we just saw is ONE SINGLE CELL?!!!
Shouldnβt they have tested the water in the lake before sticking their hands in? Like, it could have been corrosive poison or something. #Monsterdon
Nooooo! It should have been tom!
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Wow that door was loud. Get the WD-40. #monsterdon
Oh, now you're shitting your pants, it's "Iris"
also, one misogynist down! one to go! (or two to go? did goatee say anything dumb? all the red has memory holed it) #monsterdon
Now the ship is enveloped by blob ... and Tom has been amoeba-touched.
#monsterdon Ahhh, failure to launch. It happens to every mostly male crew. Itβs something in the water supply, or maybe the matte painting backgrounds.
That spaceship is kind of top-heavy... not sure how well it can take the bulldozer treatment.
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
blobfish monster is smooching the viewports!
you see they only thought they had landed on mars but actually this is ceti alpha v, the one with the ceti eels? yeah whoops!
Sam died doing what he loved the most: Swimming in custard #monsterdon
do up your shirt Tom
#Monsterdon Radar, lidar, Eyedar
Poor Sam is consumed byβ¦a gelatinous cube?
Look at the viewports! We seem to be inside some sort of a carwash.
I think they all needed tentacle escape training
Aliens (1986) did this better....
It's kind of blurry, but there is a swirling big eyeball.
#Monsterdon
Man, that's the biggest Ganymede Sea Rat I've ever seen. #monsterdon #cowboybebop
Yeah, I would have closed it sooner tbh...
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
alien blobfish has made the interior of the rocket ship red filtered toooo and oh no it ate Sam
eyeball rotating like a radar dish
That abduction seemed avoidable #monsterdon
@bonetti Hm... I'm on tubi... #monsterdon π£
That's just how my grandpa went.
@apLundell your angry red planet is an oranger angry red than mine (which is supplied by @miru)
Death by blob! Make sure to show that he's still alive in there before he gets digested.
Freeze gun guy got blobbed?
dissolved! into red blob!
YES THANK YOU BLOB MONSTER
See you set this on Earth with different costumes and back story, you got yerself a perfectly cromulent Cosmic Horror story. #Monsterdon
360Β° eye :D #monsterdon
@strangefour cat software in rat/bat/spider/nightmare hardware
Brooklyn dude is a gonna...it wasn't quick either....
The Angry Red Planet feels like someone took a fairly standard 1950s sci-fi movie and ran it through a series of tests to discover how annoying you could make a movie before people starting going berzerk in the theater >_> #Monsterdon
Was that an evil cackle I heard?
Oh no! It's an amphibious sea space monster!
how... bulbous.
Surely it makes sense to hack off part of a rat/bat/spider/crab just because. Letβs hope the intrepid explorers face some consequences! #Monsterdon
@lorgonumputz Martians: βWe built a city with massive walls and tall buildings, to keep out the dangerous and deadly plant life.β
The jellyfish thing is interesting
Guardian jellyfish-amoeba thing with one spinning, protruding eyeball!