Hold on... didn't we see an alien peeking from behind the rocks after the first encounter? Can we go back to that? Or is that gonna be a loose end? #monsterdon
@Violinknitter There was one real science fact in this movie and they decided that's enough
The only way this movie could be more of an assault on the senses is if eating durian during the screening was mandatory. #Monsterdon
THAT'S A COTTON CANDY MACHINE
Anyone for cotton candy?
Since so many people died, why did the oxygen consumption meter say "NOT NEARLY ENOUGH" #monsterdon
Um, I donβt think thatβs what an enzymatic infection is?
#Monsterdon an enzymatic infection?
I just can't with this movie.
Irish. What did you do with the old man's body? What was the in flight meal on the return trip?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Professor Pipe smoker is short of breath...go figure.
They have him on luminol too, don't they?
I don't want to see Tom doing that ever again
Oh my god don't do that thing with your tongue! #Monsterdon
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please amputate all of Tom's limbs he super deserves it then he'll never be handsy again
Tom has a case of Hellboy arm
"must.... bare... chest!!!"
@sean I definitely heard that. lol #monsterdon
no health insurance then. They'll bill her for breaking down her mind.
audiologs! to the rescue #monsterdon
@_L1vY_ they heard it was on #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Girl, there's a machete, surely there are space tourniquets.
Yes, touch the alien infected man and then touch your eyes.
@amyfou nooooo π’
oh good thing the ship could be radio-controlled back to Earth, you know those women couldn't be capable of operating it alone
that arm looks delicious and she's gonna pretend she don't remember anyway
what, what a scrub a first contact mission.
sam got eaten
The team lead wasnt physically fit for space flight
the military guy is knuckled headed idiot
and the poor biologist is stuck on mars babysitting all three idiots
Ripley can relate
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
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Oh ok they were able to take off I don't think I'm gonna get my atmosphere or low gravity bingo is lost for me
some three hour cruise this turned out to be
PULL SOME RANDOM WIRES, IRIS
Telco closets havenβt changed since the 50s have they?
So the professor is stressed out, then dies for no reason, then the girl wanders to the upper deck and sees that the pilot is lying in his bunk and his arm is covered with green slime, so she treats him somehow.
then seeing Mars in the rear view mirror, she putters around the control room (which is a mess now because the front came off of the computer.
Planet Sphincter.
Single cell? That was very complex! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "Okay, Iris, don't eat the green candy."
At least they remembered to color it red that time. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
everybody say "Bye Mars!"
The 50s audience gasps as they realize the only way back is for a woman to drive. #Monsterdon
That green goo on his armβ¦
β¦ Iβm pretty sure Howl did that to himself in Howlβs Moving Castle. Itβs just a temper tantrum
"Baby, will you still love me when I'm a Jello-green Martian lobster man?"
GOOOOOOOOO #monsterdon
this was the warning
mars has engines and they'll roll all over earth if earth doesn't settle the fuck down
Welp, itβs just the two of us now, Irish. Fudayucking?
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why are the shadows blue but the light is yellow?
Got about 10 minutes to build up to an uninteresting sudden ending
At least they're off the Red Planet, but on the other hand there is no possibility of the Red Planet's interesting monsters now, just whatever goo-man Tom is turning into
Hey, that's green, not red!
#Monsterdon
And she survived the g-forces because..? #monsterdon
@apLundell I have been... and always will be... your third choice in an apocalyptic scenario #monsterdon
Do you want The Blob? Cause that's how you get The Blob. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Holy shit, they *DID* build another set for the upper cabin
Yeah that terrible acceleration pressure that you're all able to walk around normally in
#Monsterdon Chalk Pastel is back. cue fainting.
Iris, I don't want the world to see me.
Should have taken him to the hospital wing of their giant fucking rocket.
Iris's curves saved her from the acceleration pressure!
No acceleration couches on this ship.
@skatem I guess that's just how science worked in the 50's
Tom is going to morph into
Robert Downey Jr isnt he?
@davesdogmaggie
He's obviously a Wolverine (from the comic book, not the movies) fan.
Listen carefully and remember:
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE
#Monsterdon is he having a space heart attack or a space stroke?
@Violinknitter Looks to me like plain gelatin, but mixed with dish soap and red food colouring. #Monsterdon
Ship.... out of danger....? #monsterdon
#monsterdon Ship? ... Out of Danger?
βCable access channelβ? Wut? #Monsterdon
hey look at that, the MUTE button π
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
@ramsey He sure is taking his sweet time to re-button (there was never any reason to unbutton). Was the Professor wearing a Pacemaker that got messed up? Oh come on Iris, don't faint. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
βWe, of the planet Mars, give you this warning. Please donβt land on that side of the lake. It is a horrible place to explore, with many deadly plants. You should not have landed there. Why did you not follow the warnings of the many signs we placed in orbit?β
Roddenberry stole that effect for Balok.
Holy smokes, and honest-to-gosh fainting in a #Monsterdon flick. We don't get too many of those, considering how often we dip into this era
All the electrical currents in this movie are at a really high frequency. Like 16khz standard with poor isolation.
Suddenly, the aliens speak English..?
I guess they needed to do some kind of brain scan for that..?
She's steadfast while watching one of her sex pests get eaten, but talking makes her faint?
(We need a bigger boat) #Monsterdon
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luckily the β alien language is English!
Wait, so martians arent even gonna kill the doc? Just gonna stew his prunes by himself?
Cine-magic! Audio-nightmare.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Great, the only surviving member didn't hear the warning.
Irish hears English, gets swoonish
Too bad this Leviathan isn't going to drown them.
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Hey movie I'm gonna need either a 'convenient breathable atmosphere' or a 'low or no gravity moment' or my hopes of a bingo are futile!
This is why astronauts have to meet fitness qualification!!! Sheesh
that's right they've unforced the force field!
Yeah, there ya go. Electrify the outside and hope nothing comes back on ya.
Look at that jelly melt.
'From Hell-in-Earthβs heart I stab at thee! on Mars!!!'
Architecture! How did we never spot that with the telescopes? #Monsterdon
Oh--that noise was a marine monster? It sounded very much like somebody farting in a bathtub.
@bonetti LOL maybe... I'll betcha the program director started ordering pumpkin spice things back in july. #monsterdon
This annoying beep has nothing on my tinnitus.
maybe the red planet is angry because you brought so many annoying sounds with you
Is not the floor and everything they are touching made out of metal #monsterdon
Electrocuted giant amoeba has to smell GREAT.
What is with these 50s movies making absolutely horrible noises?
I'm getting tired with the satured red everytime they go outside
#monsterdon
Are they playing with strawberry jello??