@paco @strangefour RHOMBIC LIE #monsterdon

"ninja monster transforming techniques" 😮

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@ryan soon huh

not yet

this is gonna get wild

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@Crazypedia Oh yeah. Really early. Right after they landed, but before we all went blind from red.

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So this was kind of a sloppy #monsterdon film and my #letterboxd reflects that. The giant spidery monster and the cell with the spinny eye rescued it from the bottom of the barrel in my review, though https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/the-angry-red-planet/

Ninjas! DRINK!

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@strangefour "Ib Melchior" is an anagram of "heroic limb", which I think means probably absolutely nothing.

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@diazona @paco

And nobody fakes Ted Cassidy!

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The Red Planet That’s Tired Of Your Shit And Isn’t Having It
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I think this is the worst movie so far in terms of intolerable sound effects, and that’s saying a lot 🙉

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Thanks to @Taweret for tonight's slice of the 1950s. It was very ... red. But fun!

Smoking by way of a pipe - though not lit inside the spaceship. Coffee served up with breakfast.

Two good giant creature designs and a somewhat weak carnivorous plant. CineMagic spread over the Martian scenes. Actual Martians underwhelming, though they make pretty cities.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

@APBBlue I'd say "enjoy" but that is absolutely not the right word xD

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@socketwench valid xD

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Guys on a train making me hungry. Hmm I do have some left over rice. I should get some seaweed next time I got to the grocery store.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

The relentlessly upbeat comedy music in 'War of the Ninja Monsters' makes me want kaiju to tear the whole planet apart

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#monsterdon Screenplay by Sid Pink.

OH NO, asshole got into the green jello supplies!
#monsterdon #angryredplanet

#monsterdon Thanks for a good time once again, ya'll

So 'War of the Ninja Monsters' is the Japanese version of 'The Brittas Empire'?

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@ramsey But it was such whimsical outro music 😂

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@davesdogmaggie yeah definitely

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@ranjit @Louisa Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh?

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Angry Red Ninja Monsters?

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@ryan

The Letterboxd review!

🤣

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Imagine this, but it was Mars instead.

https://thehundreds.com/blogs/content/garfield-abyss-reflections-scariest-garfield-comic-strip-series-ever

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

@forestine I'm with you! Also our bestie Zorak in a fantastic if too-brief role.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Screenplay by Ib and Sid
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Interesting musical transition at the end there ​:neocat_dizzy:​ #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon well guys, that's was pretty awful, but it was fun with you. Let's do it again next week!

Don't forget to vote for Alligator tomorrow!

Did they ever say the name of the movie?

-fin #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon None of these planets are yours, not even Europa.

Agreeing with the monsters, as is monsterdon tradition

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

And they fucked off… err… we’re told to fuck off by Mars?

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#Monsterdon that was it?

Really?

Also, what the hell, soundtrack? Are we in an episode of Get Smart now?

*Sigh*

End theme kinda reminded me of "Hogan's Heroes" theme

#monsterdon #GoldenOldie

It’s almost like I expect a “what are they doing now” for the amoeba Martians.

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End theme by Some Cool Cats And Their Xylophonist

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thank god it's over *weeping*

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What is this credit music?

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big block of ads rt bf the ending ty Tubi #monsterdon

Hey this one bucks the #Monsterdon trend. Usually our movies have no ending. This one had an ending but no beginning!

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TEH END

So the movie ends with a “Trespassers Beware”??

I think I missed the only exciting part #Monsterdon

Mars Jazz!!

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"since the first creature crawled out of the primeval seas to become..." [some omissions] "...man"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Ooooh. So, the Martian warning is the tropey and predictable, “Don’t come here or we will kill you.”

Bleh.

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And now the credits will do a stip tease. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

The Final Broadcast of the Martians?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"PRIVATE PROPERTY"
-- Mars

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ALL OF THESE PLANETS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE FOURTH ONE. ATTEMPT NO LANDING

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We got the message, and now the jazzy end credits!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

the moral of our story is "don't fuck with mars" and i'm here for it

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all these worlds are yours, except mars, oh yeah, not the other ones either

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basically the martians

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"and your guy's memes fuckin suck too"
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Who's talking, One-eyed space amoeba or three-eyed skulker? #monsterdon

"...do not return to Mars, unless you bring snacks. So speaks, The Hangry Red Planet!"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A RADIO TRANSMISSION

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The men they sent on this trip WERE spiritual and emotional infants, I'll give them that.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I keep thinking this is the speech at the end of The Wizard of Mars #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon They're going to give it anxiety?

Geeze. Martians sound kinda douchy #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Tape of what? when did this happen? How could I have missed this plot point? #monsterdon

Rude, aliens

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Sounds like Balok, too.

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We like your Chuck Berry. #Monsterdon

FUCKING FINALLY! Took him long enough to get it right!
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He's being eaten alive by a flesh eating amoeba, and he still takes time to hit on her. Nice! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

after all that, we don't even get to see Tom get shocked????

"We need a large tissue culture. Someone anesthetize the janitor!"

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that's right, we had to have a near death experience to get you to use actual names, Colonel Sir.

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Her hair’s down and he called her by her name

🤢🤮🤮🤮 #Monsterdon

I'm for any plan that involves electrocuting Tom #Monsterdon

Greaaat, electroshock therapy

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whelp he's cold

slap him in the refrigerator

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon That centrifuge is a cotton candy machine. Prove me wrong.

“Take it easy, Professor” yeah, that’ll help #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

Iris, you claimed this creature didn't have a nervous system. But now you are arguing that it makes choices and such.

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Centrifuge some red stuff, pour a little into a test tube, it turns pale yellow if you shake it enough . . .

She's doing SCIENCE

Just like ancient Rome. #Monsterdon

Well this has been a good Outer Limits episode stretched to feature length for some reason.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Oh dear fuck, they're going on a date.....

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@Terencio She's suffering from excessive scene chewing in my opinion #monsterdon

Is she making cotton candy? mmmmmm
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It's the 50s - they can pour chemicals without gloves or eye protection #Monsterdon

#monsterdon What was the warning about? "This amoeba's got a mind of it's own" 🥁 #AngryRedPlanet #TheAdolescents

Does it involve scrubbing bubbles?
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Iris is getting all sciency now.
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This one is definitely a candidate for the most padded film we've seen. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon cut off his arm. Put it in a hyperbaric chamber. Done. Fuck's sake.

@diazona Terrible instincts…or interesting kink?

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Whats the chance of anyone of the survivors in this movie has a chestburst?
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She needs a lot of rest, or she can get right back to work no problem, whatever who cares

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we've moved from Psychological Horror to Medical Drama.

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good lord I did not need to see that man's tongue #monsterdon

Why is he licking the air like a toad?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Really, is this a time to be making mocktails? #monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

They should do to Tom what they would do to a woman in the same situation: slap him and drug him. Then lock him in an insane asylum..

Hold on... didn't we see an alien peeking from behind the rocks after the first encounter? Can we go back to that? Or is that gonna be a loose end? #monsterdon

The only way this movie could be more of an assault on the senses is if eating durian during the screening was mandatory. #Monsterdon