Thanks to @Taweret for tonight's slice of the 1950s. It was very ... red. But fun!
Smoking by way of a pipe - though not lit inside the spaceship. Coffee served up with breakfast.
Two good giant creature designs and a somewhat weak carnivorous plant. CineMagic spread over the Martian scenes. Actual Martians underwhelming, though they make pretty cities.
@APBBlue I'd say "enjoy" but that is absolutely not the right word xD
Guys on a train making me hungry. Hmm I do have some left over rice. I should get some seaweed next time I got to the grocery store.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs
The relentlessly upbeat comedy music in 'War of the Ninja Monsters' makes me want kaiju to tear the whole planet apart
#monsterdon Screenplay by Sid Pink.
OH NO, asshole got into the green jello supplies!
#monsterdon #angryredplanet
#monsterdon Thanks for a good time once again, ya'll
So 'War of the Ninja Monsters' is the Japanese version of 'The Brittas Empire'?
@ramsey But it was such whimsical outro music 😂
@davesdogmaggie yeah definitely
Angry Red Ninja Monsters?
Imagine this, but it was Mars instead.
@forestine I'm with you! Also our bestie Zorak in a fantastic if too-brief role.
And that's a wrap for #Monsterdon tonight!
Cheers, all, thanks, have fun, and massage your temples if the AngryVision(TM) got to you!
(I gotta say, I enjoyed the novelty...)
Screenplay by Ib and Sid
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
"CARRY THE WARNING TO EARTH. DO NOT COME HERE."
And that's a wreck! Mars fucks off into... the same orbital path it has followed this whole time. The two surviving scientists... take in a Broadway show, now that Tom has learned to call Iris by her actual name?
That was a very 50s monster/space film. Certainly one of the films of all time.
Thank you for hosting, @Taweret ! Thanks for the bingo card, @cherizilla !
And thank you, rat-crab-spider-bat monster. <3
Interesting musical transition at the end there :neocat_dizzy: #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
#Monsterdon well guys, that's was pretty awful, but it was fun with you. Let's do it again next week!
Don't forget to vote for Alligator tomorrow!
Did they ever say the name of the movie?
-fin #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
#monsterdon What a great segue to John Carpenter's The Thing.
Well, that was a movie. I'd say that the crew fucked off back to Earth, but we kind of already knew that.
#Monsterdon None of these planets are yours, not even Europa.
Agreeing with the monsters, as is monsterdon tradition
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
And they fucked off… err… we’re told to fuck off by Mars?
#Monsterdon that was it?
Really?
Also, what the hell, soundtrack? Are we in an episode of Get Smart now?
*Sigh*
End theme kinda reminded me of "Hogan's Heroes" theme
It’s almost like I expect a “what are they doing now” for the amoeba Martians.
End theme by Some Cool Cats And Their Xylophonist
thank god it's over *weeping*
"Do not come here. Especially that icky misogynist guy with the open shirt. Keep him far away."
What is this credit music?
big block of ads rt bf the ending ty Tubi #monsterdon
Hey this one bucks the #Monsterdon trend. Usually our movies have no ending. This one had an ending but no beginning!
TEH END
So the movie ends with a “Trespassers Beware”??
I think I missed the only exciting part #Monsterdon
Mars Jazz!!
"since the first creature crawled out of the primeval seas to become..." [some omissions] "...man"
Ooooh. So, the Martian warning is the tropey and predictable, “Don’t come here or we will kill you.”
Bleh.
And now the credits will do a stip tease. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
The Final Broadcast of the Martians?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
"PRIVATE PROPERTY"
-- Mars
All these worlds are yours, except ~~Europa~~ Mars.
ALL OF THESE PLANETS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE FOURTH ONE. ATTEMPT NO LANDING
We got the message, and now the jazzy end credits!
the moral of our story is "don't fuck with mars" and i'm here for it
all these worlds are yours, except mars, oh yeah, not the other ones either
basically the martians
Who's talking, One-eyed space amoeba or three-eyed skulker? #monsterdon
"and your guy's memes fuckin suck too"
#monsterdon
"...do not return to Mars, unless you bring snacks. So speaks, The Hangry Red Planet!"
THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A RADIO TRANSMISSION
The men they sent on this trip WERE spiritual and emotional infants, I'll give them that.
I keep thinking this is the speech at the end of The Wizard of Mars #Monsterdon
Geeze. Martians sound kinda douchy #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
#Monsterdon They're going to give it anxiety?
Rude, aliens
Tape of what? when did this happen? How could I have missed this plot point? #monsterdon
Sounds like Balok, too.
We like your Chuck Berry. #Monsterdon
FUCKING FINALLY! Took him long enough to get it right!
#Monsterdon
Just do electro shock to Tom. #monsterdon
He's being eaten alive by a flesh eating amoeba, and he still takes time to hit on her. Nice! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱
after all that, we don't even get to see Tom get shocked????
"We need a large tissue culture. Someone anesthetize the janitor!"
that's right, we had to have a near death experience to get you to use actual names, Colonel Sir.
Her hair’s down and he called her by her name
🤢🤮🤮🤮 #Monsterdon
I'm for any plan that involves electrocuting Tom #Monsterdon
Greaaat, electroshock therapy
#Monsterdon That centrifuge is a cotton candy machine. Prove me wrong.
“Take it easy, Professor” yeah, that’ll help #Monsterdon
hey she actually did a control experiment lol
#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱
Iris, you claimed this creature didn't have a nervous system. But now you are arguing that it makes choices and such.
Just like ancient Rome. #Monsterdon
Professor only used a pipe. He died. Woman scientist uses test tubes and saves everyone.
#monsterdon
Centrifuge some red stuff, pour a little into a test tube, it turns pale yellow if you shake it enough . . .
She's doing SCIENCE
@ramsey well hey if she wants to go back and find herself a nice tentacle plant then I wouldn't say no to a sequel
Well this has been a good Outer Limits episode stretched to feature length for some reason.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Oh dear fuck, they're going on a date.....
@Terencio She's suffering from excessive scene chewing in my opinion #monsterdon
Is she making cotton candy? mmmmmm
#Monsterdon
It's the 50s - they can pour chemicals without gloves or eye protection #Monsterdon
#monsterdon What was the warning about? "This amoeba's got a mind of it's own" 🥁 #AngryRedPlanet #TheAdolescents
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Does it involve scrubbing bubbles?
#monsterdon
Iris is getting all sciency now.
#monsterdon
This one is definitely a candidate for the most padded film we've seen. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
#Monsterdon cut off his arm. Put it in a hyperbaric chamber. Done. Fuck's sake.
Whats the chance of anyone of the survivors in this movie has a chestburst?
#monsterdon
@diazona Terrible instincts…or interesting kink?
She needs a lot of rest, or she can get right back to work no problem, whatever who cares
we've moved from Psychological Horror to Medical Drama.
good lord I did not need to see that man's tongue #monsterdon
Why is he licking the air like a toad?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Really, is this a time to be making mocktails? #monsterdon
They should do to Tom what they would do to a woman in the same situation: slap him and drug him. Then lock him in an insane asylum..
wow that is some old school centrifuge right there holy shit