Did the planet get really angry and kill the people on this rocketship?

#Monsterdon

"We need that girl for Bechdel reasons" #monsterdon

#monsterdon A girl? To hell with radiation, let's go!

Also, loving the television gobos.

lol, they came back GREEN!

#Monsterdon

"The girl!"

"The hell with radiation! Let's go!"

Wow. Just... wow.

Somehow, I don't think I'll get the "Bechdel Pass" square on my bingo card...

#Monsterdon

"The girl!"
"The hell with radiation, let's go!"

Man, you guys really DON'T get out much, huh. #Monsterdon

ABANDON ALL SAFETY PROTOCOLS AND RESCUE GIRL

yeeeeep

#monsterdon

To hell with radiation. There's a girl!

#Monsterdon

They're prepared. They have a Periodic Table on the wall #monsterdon

Fisher Price "I can put fires out" works on spaceships, too. #monsterdon

"THE GIRL!"

There wasn't a girl aboard, there was however, a woman. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Let the radiation spill throughout the entire population! Let the RTG's leak all over! To HELL WITH GODZILLA!

Because that's how you get Godzilla, PAM!

"All counts still in the green"

Yeah, they didn't start making the Count purple until the later seasons. #Monsterdon

it's such a CUTE LITTLE FIRE TRUCK.

#monsterdon

this is great, I feel like i'm watching a training video for slide rules rn

10/10 cozy

#Monsterdon

That firetruck is so quaint

#Monsterdon

Oh thanks god. The rocket safely landed by reversing the footage.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Ha - very Starship-looking landing. Ha!

#monsterdon

...periscope?

#monsterdon

We now know where SpaceX got their rocket plans
#Monsterdon

Those radiation guys are like Chernobyl Firefighters....

#Monsterdon

"this is a repeat of previous instructions, which I will again repeat"

#Monsterdon

Flying coffin vs flying battleship, who wins?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

well THANKFULLY the rocket didn't come back radioactive.

#monsterdon

Uh oh, are those anti-aircraft guns? They have a surprise for our returning Mars ship.

#monsterdon

Yes, tracking optical and radio systems!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

ENORMOUS television, btw

Loved that sequence, it was very charming and well-executed. This is fun!

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou The last time I remember that happening was 9/11. #monsterdon

You, turn some knobs. You, flick some switches.
#monsterdon

It's basically the opening of Lifeforce (1985) so far #Monsterdon

Always the daughter of a professor. #monsterdon

Plot twist: they come back as the Fantastic 4
#Monsterdon

you know this HITS DIFFERENT with the ability to recall the whole Challenger thing.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I am a little sad that we ran the snare drums for military stuff in movies right into the fucking ground, out the other side of the planet and into space etc. because it was such great shorthand for military stuff the first few thousand times or so we did it

Looks a bit like Pleasantville #monsterdon

"We got the mouse to work, sir"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

An oscilloscope showing exactly nothing has entered the fray.

what kind of 1950s space control is this supposed to be, they don't even have ANY weedily-woo machines

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon Officials are anxious? Yeah, it's 1950’s all right. They actually worry about anything but their own giant fat paychecks from their masters. Oh how times have changed. LOL.

This start-up sequence would make for a great #Monsterdon meta gag. This is pretty much of all of us in the 15 minutes before the movie, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

*Cue Hack the Planet after countdown*
#Monsterdon

Thunderbirds are GO! #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Man, I need clicky switches like that in my life. #Monsterdon

I think those are panaplex displays!

#monsterdon

In this scene, several very serious old white men will scientifically determine everything that happened without looking at a single sheet of paper, looking up any figures, or consulting with anything other than their own personal grey matter.

#monsterdon

Aaaah the sheer number of switches and knobs I can't even

This is what computers should look like!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Snare drums mean the planes are military.
#Monsterdon

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! #monsterdon

RADAR ASTRONOMY MENTIONED

#Monsterdon

All hail the B-36 peacemaker!

https://timeloop.cafe/@wohali/115245253379020398

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

The director of this movie: “Exposition? Who needs it?!”
#Monsterdon

Oh good, it’s in color. I assume the angry red planet will at least be red, if not angry.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Other movies waste time introducing characters or motivating the plot. Not this one, we're right in the thick of it from moment one! #Monsterdon

"Ground control to Major Tom!"

#monsterdon

Imagine how many tubes they have in that room #monsterdon

Nevada: for when you want Mars, but can't afford those ungodly space travel fees.
#Monsterdon

That man is doodling on the screen, why isn't he working?! /s

#Monsterdon

Stock footage for the padding!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

The unexpected remotely controlled acceleration of.... my palm towards my forehead

#monsterdon

"Check out my sexy B52s...." -US Military

#Monsterdon

That's one grade-school poster on the wall there

#Monsterdon

Five SIxgees could be fatal

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

The recording instruments have important data.

So we must retrieve the entire ship!

#monsterdon

"Professor Weiner,"

Oh man, you KNOW that man drives a hot dog car. #Monsterdon

"As you know, Professor" #monsterdon

"Gentlemen, our rockets are simply not phallic enough."

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

Better dead then red #monsterdon

A g-g-g-g-GHOST ship!

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Color? I thought the whole movie was in black & red?

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

It's the beginning of #monsterdon - mute the hashtag or join in as you wish #TheAngryRedPlanet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

It's the batmobile! is this the right movie? #monsterdon

Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling, on #monsterdon !

https://lemmy.world/post/36173482

Red scare #monsterdon

Yay - the #monsterdon stream is streaming.

"today's Sesame Street is brought to you be the letter A!"

#monsterdon

Oo, loud. Save some fanfare for the FILM, jeez #Monsterdon

The Angry Red Planet (1959) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

Getting ready for #monsterdon, kicking off in just a moment!

It's Time! Go! Go! Go!

What a strangely composited view of the US capitol's dome.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

Tonight's cocktail for Angry Red Planet: an Americano.

Pour over ice:

1.5oz each Campari and sweet vermouth (Antica)

3oz soda

Dashes of orange bitters on the top

Enjoy!

#monsterdon

We have movie sign! #monsterdon

Genbu you are my favorite of the directional god monsters. Great turtle warrior of the north.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

@SnoopJ accurate

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Thanks @ryan and the #Monsterdon afterparty gang!

That was neat, I wish I hadn't missed the first 15 minutes or so

disappointed obviously that the damage wasn't real because that's way too much a "back to normal" ending but

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

It was all just ~~Jedi~~ ninja mind tricks

#Monsterdon

The suitimation stunt men suffered fatal heat stroke at the same time. And the Kaiju menace is no more. We can now carry on with our quest.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

Wait. That is straight up Godzilla and Gamera heisei era music. Dudes.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

@ryan You couldn't say that after seeing Godzilla Final Wars. That was everything everywhere all at once. Every movie plot you've ever seen, crammed into a single film.

#monsterdon

Soundtrack 10/10
#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

I like that none of this is showing up on cameras. I wonder if it'd show up on film?

#MonsterdonDoubleFeature #monsterdon

@moira eh I guess people are using both

I personally prefer to reserve #WrongFrogs for when it's a movie that could easily be confused with the main feature (in honor of @Taweret 's epic warning post that one time)

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Over half way thru 'War of the Ninja Monsters'... needs a lot more war, a lot more ninjas and a lot more monsters

#Monsterdon

Bakery workers are undisturbed as the room cracks apart around them

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@diazona

Added to watch list https://neodb.social/users/klu9/wishlist/movie/

#Monsterdon

oh hey I recognized a word! かのじょ = girlfriend

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about The Angry Red Planet (1959).

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

Kind of off topic, but for a really fun (IMO) take on the human-as-kaiju concept, check out Colossal (2016) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4680182/

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

So, some vile human guys, some awesome Martian creatures, some beautifully drawn--if cheesy—backdrops. Glad to have seen it. Glad it’s over :). Thanks @Taweret and co for the fun. #Monsterdon