Uh, science is an attempt to minimize chaos by creating hypotheses & reproducible experiments so weโ
ah, fuck it. Minos ain't listenin'. Dumb Chris Nolan-ass king.
This whole plot point was just to show her in a wet top.
Okay Elon reel it in
I'm sorry Minos you have to get this evil scheme peer-reviewed
"ow! glitter in my eyes!"
"we scientifically altered the course of her destiny"
::chef's kiss::
โฎ
"the future belongs to chaos, and to science!"
wuoh oh, herc's pecs are _pissed_
The Mycenaen Candidate (1985)
#Monsterdon
Cloneselor Troi! No!
This exposition could have been an email. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
For someone who is super into science this guy doesn't actually do any science
Not who you think I am? Madam I think you overestimate my cunning. I have had no idea who you are this entire time! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
You did abandon Glaucia to go on your side quest under the sea....
Don't call it a comeback.
'somehow, minos returned'
@wohali yes, but far more slowly
Let's wrap this up shall we Hercules
She was working for science all the time! #Monsterdon
Oh no Glaucia and Urania were not a couple I am so disappointed #monsterdon #hercules1985
Fake Glaucia!
Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal! #monsterdon
okay sure that's great but none of this MEANS anything because the plot was conceived by a dipshit. #Monsterdon
Gods look at each other like "what"
This really is trippy now.. I don't need edibles after all..
People standing around in caves talking! Hercules! #monsterdon
Everybody here's like "damn what was in those brownies"
why is the web magnetic tho
This is a Mirror Universe literal gag.
THERE IS STILL 20 MINUTES LEFT.
#Monsterdon
oh man the mentos are kickin' in
oh, it's the temple of robotripping
"Never is only a question of time."
In a movie full of absolute nonsense, that was the absolute nonsensest.
#Monsterdon
Okay, there's also something in greek mythology, but "hesperia" makes me think of the planet mars
If the actor who voiced the Heen the Corgi in "Howl's Moving Castle" did, why not her?
@bryanhowell Gorus would've got the job done, but they traded him in for someone older, lamer, and much more treacherous.
this movie is failing to inspire much direct interest in me so I guess since I'm already thinkin about Daedalus I'll share a bit of snooplore:
I know the myth of Daedalus mostly because of Deus Ex, because I found the character of the same name to be so compelling (not that they're a deep character, mind)
thanks, Warren Spector et al.
"Zeus is nil. Do you get it? Nil is a science word."
I mean, I don't think "never" IS only a matter of time.
legit burst out laughing at "for me, the goal of science is to release chaos and disorder"
Always!
As Gods, we can confuse the people into refusing your science!
Minos sure as fuck wasn't invincible last movie Hera.
Also what do these movies have against science?!?
Science lets you shoot eye lasers now
"They took hercules! Also whatever I'm saying has vastly different syllables than the equivalent english!" #monsterdon
At least the director watches other films. #Monsterdon
DEATH BY CHICKLET
Oh no! They're gradually getting away!
I feel like this movie doesnโt understand what science is
Bugs bunny could have stopped hercules becoming a strangler if there were any I beams around to drop on him.
#Monsterdon #PreshowReference
"His science is invincible"
Imagine paying to see this film in the theatre.
"His science is invincible"
Must be nice to be the only expert in one's field like Minos.
#Monsterdon
I'm just the right age to have grown up on the old Lou Ferrigno movies and I am so sad to have missed not one BUT TWO of these fantastic, ridiculous, terrible gems because I am also just the right age to be too tired to do #Monsterdon most of the time ๐
Daedalus: โFor me, the goal of science is to release chaos.โ
Thatโs the exact opposite of science!
"The goal of science is to release chaos and disorder!"
I don't think that word means what you think it means. #Monsterdon
that's quite the alien jock strap
If herc punches too fast we're gonna need a photosensitive epilepsy warning. Might need one anyhow. #monsterdon
FIFTERBOLT
So no one told them what a spider looked like I guess?
#monsterdon
anyway, let's have our hero choke a woman to death with no setup
Fun fact.
The same people who did the special effects for Star Wars did not work on this film.
Strangling the spider queen was a bit..... ๐ฌ
well that was...direct, Hercules.
Soโฆ the Spider Queen was a bit of a letdown, huh?
Zeus forbid Lou Ferrigno shows a facial expression
Somehow I doubt this Hercules is going to seduce the queen of the Amazons and steal her girdle.
God have mercy. Just end this. #monsterdon
oh all it took was summoning the powers of light, no problem #monsterdon
@bryanhowell and the mind... of a human
Spider goddess is into suffocation play?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
#monsterdon "Transfer unto Hercules the energy to win!"
Yeah, I guess that should take care of it.
Probably should have done that an hour ago.
he's not gonna throw anything into space, is he?
Herc is enjoying this a little too much
A _magnetic_ web? What's that gonna do to Hercules, I mean, a less magnetic actor than Lou Ferringo you're not gonna
@jonny why do you doubt the power of the net?
why is the web magnetic tho
Impractical female armor never falls out of fashion. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
That temple is in the shape of a giant spider!
Queen of spiders? Lolth?
@bryanhowell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"You brought me a _man?_ A _MAN?!_ What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
See what I mean? Throw a net on Hercules, and heโs as good as captured.
"Rise from the flames my queen!"
- the gay agenda.
that dink will fetch a good price on the market /ref
Electric net? Is Hercules a kaiju?
No, not the net!
yay, that shot looking up at Hercules's chest is enough for me to tick off "Gratuitous Muscle Scot"
Cool electric net, too
Oh no, Herc's one weakness! Nets! #Monsterdon
This movie makes the first one feels some much better than it really was.
#monsterdon
#hercules1985
Hey, do you suppose the amazons donate their spare boobs to Martian sex workers?
hashtag deep thoughts
Taste the fist of Hercules! PEW!
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her earring got ripped off
#Monsterdon
"Drop the entire internet on him! AWS 1 2 and 3!" #monsterdon
She feels another presence? Is she betazoid? #monsterdon
Forershadowing: Amazon is evil. #monsterdon