Scenes from our last episode...
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yes yes, on a clear day you can see hercules's nuts

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I need to pace myself. This is probably as good as it's going to get. #monsterdon

So all you astrophysicists clearly don't understand how the universe was formed. It was:

The other milestones are just not important. If you had to get it down to 3, those are the 3.
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Oh is this gonna be one of those, the first half is recapping the 1st movie deals? Lol

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LAST TIME ON HERCULES

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Would have guessed Peewee Herman but ok, Hercules is the mightiest of all men

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How many minutes can we just use the last movie? Just think about how much we can save!
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this better not be a Clip Show....

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Throw logs at things that sound like screaming babies. Check.

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Origin story/recap time.

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This opening reminds me a little of later Superman films.

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MARBLE MADNESS #Monsterdon

Stuff should make phaser sounds again.

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Narration!

Also, I swear the wind-chime sound is a stock soudn effect

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Narration! Thank the gods!

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5...4...3...2...1 GO

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Now I don't know how to feel bc I don't know which film action is real and which is acting....

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Hey I bet in Japanese they're saying "MIRU"!!!

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Yo they're actually dancing with joy from having kilt Godzilla, huh?

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@paco

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@paco @bryanhowell So it's the best costume then. The most fun for a viewer up for some excitement and maybe madness. #Monsterdon

@bryanhowell So this is the “Godzilla: Final Wars” of costumes.

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Very convincing colorization. I would never have known the original was black and white. #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Yeah, as horny as it could get with the ratings board watching. They might have fallen asleep at some point. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Nope, no teaser.

Big thanks to @Taweret for this classic Italian cinematic treat. I'd never seen this one before!

No smoking, no coffee.
Nearly eight minutes of opening credits. And, a very slow start.
Lots of Lou Ferrigno flexing.
Skimpy outfits all around, except for the gods and Minos (who does indeed look like a playing card).
Pixies handing out drugs and advice.
A lack of cool robot monsters (unlike the prequel).
Trippy animated climatic fight.
Extreme violence inflicted on classical mythology.

Yeah, this was a win.

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♫♪♫ E-Rotic - King Kong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2op7jWFehP4

Thank you to everyone who makes this happen every Sunday. Y'all so totally rock. I'm getting used to the movies not doing the same. :blobcatmeltthumbsup:

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Thanks y'all!

I may stick around for the after show - 🎶When the moon hits your eye like a big [italian godzilla?]🎵

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In this movie’s very very slight defense, it at least had a more coherent plot than last week’s Hercules

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@diazona @Taweret @miru I honestly expected this to be a little _better_ than last week because more gonzo? but there was too much reused footage so it lost the advantage

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Bingo!

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Yeet it right into space, Hercules!

As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo card, @randy_s for the drink recipe, @JoeWynne for the trivia, @ryan for the live stream, @paco for data analysis at https://gallery.don.monster, @combatwombat for the replay, and all of you for making it awesome!

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Thank God)s) that science was defeated by line drawings of Kong vs Godzilla in space inexplicably omg what the actual fuck?

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia, and all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

whatever other qualities it may have lacked that was deeply entertaining.

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#monsterdon @miru When ur solfeggio has like 6 notes to go that's a "doe-ray"

@patioboater But is a _much_ better physical actor.

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This music is so happy and triumphant. It’s pissing me off.

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Well, that sure was... a movie... I guess. Thank y'all Fun as always. #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

I think last week helped me this week: last week I was utterly unprepared for how bad it was going to be; this week seemed to be less painful; but now I can't decide which movie was worse 🤮.

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The special FX in this film are something else. #Monsterdon

o7

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Okay, that might've been the silliest movie we've watched together yet, and as usual, you folks made it awesome. Love you all. I may have laughed so hard I broke a rib.

Thanks so much to our esteemed hosts and whatnot. The Owlbear is headed to bed. Be kind, spread love, watch hilariously bad movie with friends.

Goodnight!

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my head hurts

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Okay, put your hands out and there will be planets there, also a lot of really annoying sound effects. #monsterdon

Well, that's was a wreck, huh?
thanks everyone for sharing this crap movie with your great comments in this #monsterdon feature! Have a great monday everyone.

🎶They say Urania’s lights are bright on Broadway.

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too bad about Glauca, then ?

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The Earth is very sensitive to its orbital position.. like, it wouldn't take much to freeze or burn everything on it.. wow...

Well, I think that movie killed more of my brain cells than the alcohol I was drinking during it

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And Hercules fucks off into space again, joining his bear. Thanks @Taweret for hosting :) #monsterdon

And so they fucked off into space! Again! For the last time!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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Geranium: “Happy with Glossary, don’t want a job thanks” #Monsterdon

Lack of throwing things into Space IMHO
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Hercules reward for saving the Earth is being turned into sky decor. He doesn't even get any last words. #Monsterdon

and so herc himself gets yeeting into space. will he return in Herc 3? only time-- your monsterdon vote will tell!

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Well. That made no fucking sense. #Monsterdon

Nando Poggi, as Poseidon. #Monsterdon

I forgive you. And all the rebel gods. So I can trick them into having sex with me in various disguises again. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

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Wow I've never seen those constellations

"And you too, Glaucoma, the goddess of getting puffs of air blown into your eyeballs when you're getting your glasses prescription checked."

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Man the kiss of death is really loud and cartoonish sounding. #monsterdon

So much for the Olympus Truth and Reconciliation Commission....

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Death becomes her. #monsterdon

keep expecting to hear the mst3k theme on these moon pans

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Hercules gave us the moon and the lunar calendar.
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@Lazarou Right! no problems on the surface for anyone at all. #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

That not the correct orbit for… you know what never mind

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Now... very carefully... yeet the moon into a tidally locked orbit. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

AH FUCK

Big Her done threw the EARTH into space this time

Ain't shit about to stop that thing, Big Her! Ya dun gooft!

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And now we know why Kansas is so flat.

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And so begins the long story of Alpha Moonbase and Space: 1999

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Atlas popping back in after an extended coffee break, shouting "WHAT THE SAM HILL HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING?!"

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The last thunderbolt is in her? They stole that from The Fifth Element. #monsterdon

He'd have an enormous Schwanzstucker! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

This feat is almost Atlassian.

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That Tron fight with Minos was bonkers.

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The thing about the Bechdel test is that the things the women say don't need to make any damn sense.
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And here's the 1-1 pitch to Hercules...

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So we're just taking that cliff bit and bringing it up to 11?

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really?!?
This part was just thown in
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@SnoopJ LMBO!!!!! #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

HE MAN

🎵 da da da da, da da-da da da da 🎵

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"If another danger arises, we are surely doomed, can mankind survive?"
"Why yes, if they turn their backs on the ways of chaos and science. By refusing vaccinations and only drinking unpasteurised milk like Hercules does!".

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"Chaos has been defeated."

But this entire movie is Chaos. I have no idea what's going on. #Monsterdon

Moonfall!!! #monsterdon #hercules1985

This is why you think ahead a few decades when thinking about where to hide divine artifacts. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

jesus fuck, was Greece built on Gamera's back or some shit?

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@ricci I suppose it was closer to the 70's

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What
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GODZILLA

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Meanwhile stock footage volcano from a completely different much older movie.
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This is fine.

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Hera why did you hide a lightning bolt in your kid anyway?

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lightened to death by Hera. ow.

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forbidden yuri

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Wow, this is kabuki level ironic conflict of family and duty.
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'Mother, give me the kiss of death' is literally a thing I have wished for from time to time due to family hijinx

The movie is going to be resolved by two women kissing...

Damn, not what I thought that was gonna be. #Monsterdon

This is why goddesses shouldn't have kids #Monsterdon