That's not a god, that's Bill Cosby!

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"And whatever you do, don't break the ring!" "Oops"

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"What is it Urania?"
"I feel another presence"
"Thoria and Plutonia? Surely combined you can reach critical mass."

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"the oracle of Death!"
"Larry Ellison?"

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Minos and Flora meeting like they're on a dating app...

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Ice sword Science! #monsterdon

"Minos is preparing a nice little surprise for--"
"Oh is he"--
"I'M STILL GIVING MY LINE BITCH!"

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@flowerpot every lighting bolt seems earned and then some...

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~36minutes left
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Did they seriously just drape chains over the girl and ask her to scream really loudly? They didn't even secure anything down.

Worst BDSM scene.

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Don't worry Lou, even great actors like Ian McKellen hate working in Greenscreen...

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Punch into space!

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Those chains weren't even attached to anything. They were just like laying on top of her.

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is he ever gonna throw anything into space?

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Lube Powers Activate!

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"I'm am ready for you Anteaus..."
parts buttocks..

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Hercules has yet to find a problem he can't solve with punching

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Hercules made good time

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is this recap or surprise! non-linear!

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@Binder it's a UNIX shield

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"I know this shield! We went to college together! This shield is cuh-razy!"

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that's Herc, always losing everyone on the beach

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got up and went to get a glass of water and played with my cat for a minute, and the plot is in exactly the same place i left it. neverending and aimless #monsterdon

If this movie had even a single point I know _I'd_ go around it

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"the meridians have been changed"

They HAVE, and not even in my country!!

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"moon's haunted" #monsterdon

"Seahorse?"

"Yeah, See?! Horse!"

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“You don’t see me speak because I’m using underwater wifi”

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Can you turn off your flame filter, this Zoom call is already annoying enough. #monsterdon

The original animated "Star Trek" had force-field space'suits' like those.

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Sea. Horse.
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oh I thought this was gonna be like that one episode of Voyager

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So, is the glowing red arch going to be explained?

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“I might be allergic to this. What is it?”

“Time is short, just take it.”

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The Power of Blue and Green Mentos!

Hercules is now FRESH

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Oh good. Some more of these cutting edge computer effects. #monsterdon

Don't take medical advice from Greek Gods or AIs

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Mothra twins are back.

sorry, Clotho and Lachesis. Sure, yeah. #monsterdon

"I'm scared."
"I'm terrified."
"ITS NOT A CONTEST. STOP TRYING TO ONE-UP ME".
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Nobody in this movie is wearing pants

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FINALLY, WE'RE UP TO THUNDERBOLT 3

HIGH-SPEED CONNECTIVITY GO!

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hey, femme!Daedalus is back

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"Daedalus and Minos Get the Band Back Together"

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Herc is all like "woah you startled me I almost SHAN'T myself" #Monsterdon

That light sword sounded more like a vibrator
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Careful Herc, he's using anbo-jyutsu, the purest form of martial arts!

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Giant mushroom prop from a children's amusement park
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What a good-natured chuckle. #Monsterdon

"The Woods Of Over Dramatic Background Music"

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disrespectful demigods traipsing through the ghost forest for clicks, booooooo

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Lotta wipes going on. Are we gonna get a star wipe?
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Petrified stone person: *blinks*

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Minos, with Science, The Anti-God.

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clash of the Titans came out four years before this

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That extra with her arms up drew the short straw, the winner is slumped in a corner

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thank you, hercules, half god of exposition #monsterdon

I'm coming.

Yes, do come.

Most awkward sex banter ever.

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I know they're underground but there has been a lack of enemies yeeted into Space....

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Be stilled here! Forever! Like stone! With me! Here! In this place! Where I am!

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So, for international womens day we have #Hercules1985 and his faithful sexy dressed lady fighters.
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#monsterdon Watch out Hercules for the posing strap Balrog.

love how they just painted an extra and made him sit still

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Now not oiled
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@bryanhowell #monsterdon

They're SAFETY lights, silly!

Oh wait! I heard her name. Wrong. Euryale. Hah hah. Oh mythological siblings.
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Must be nice not being the green guy this time

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"How can we tell?"

"They do lots of evil stuff. you'll know it when you see it."

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"Quick! Inside the Stone mouth!"
is not something you hear every day

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Glaucia. Urania. Is this gonna be on the chemistry midterms?

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"The slime people" is that a slur? I'm sure the muckmen have a very ancient and deep culture.
. . . Oh wait no they just gurgle and backflip into frame.
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@Newpa_Hasai messy Olympian polycule #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai #monsterdon

ikr couldn't the gods just consult the God of Therapy instead?

"Who awakens me? I distinctly remember being dead apparently." #monsterdon

Bye character who will "consent to anything", guess that didn't work out so well. #monsterdon

"who awakens me?!"

brother you were DEAD why is that your first question

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#monsterdon Flora fights with the most awesome weapon of all. Histamine.

Sanguinomancy is some powerful stuff. Remember how it made Circe hot? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

SO the gods are so evil and stupid they resurrect Lex Luthor, err um Minos from the last movie? I guess one actor other than Lou returned. He was a charismatic enough villain. So sure.
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This is a better He-Man movie than the He-Man movie

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This Minos guy better be worth it

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Must be nice to have the gods on speed-summon

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Oops, I forgot to poke air holes in the box!

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🎶 bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer... 🎶

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hahah zap to the face, sucka

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Literally everyone in this movie is given 200 lines of expositional dialogue to move the story along.

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After the last one someone told the director "I DARE you to make less sense" and the director was like, "Hold my beer" #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

#monsterdon IS THAT CHEWBACCA!

The Secrets of Darkness, not to be confused with The Army of Darkness.

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So the ghillie suit was actually a thunderbolt.

What kind of drugs were necessary to write this? #monsterdon

So she hired an obedient fool to take on Herc. Good choice.
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Electric Type Hercules.

Pika-Herc?

Hercule-Chu?

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He's consent to *any* request?
No safewords?

Ho ho.

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TAKE THAT MAN IN GHILLIE SUIT! #monsterdon

Better save after this

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I would NOT say that the movie-going public is “crying out” for Hercules. Most are indifferent towards him

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We’re gonna get a new constellation this time, right? Right‽

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one-punch that yeti
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The children of the night would like to start a band with you

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So if Zeus doesn't have his seven thunderbolts, the moon crashes into earth... Cool. #monsterdon

He looks .... tense, on that horse
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