Up next on the Monsterdon double feature... Italian Godzilla? Whut? This could be the wrongest of frogs.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1977
@bunnyhero Take 2 flaming swords, get plenty of rest, throw something into space, and call me in the morning.
Well, Our Hero has fucked off into space, so that's it for this week! That was, uh... that was A LOT. Yikes. SCIENCE!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and see y'all next week!
Well that was a moving picture, all right! Thanks for hosting, @Taweret! And for the fun trivia, @JoeWynne π
Goodnight, monster people! #Monsterdon
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'the little people: Cristina Bisili' <-- super weird credit
Now, back to constellation storage until we need you again, my convenient utility son. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Now that the movie's over, I'm gonna go lay down and... think about what I just watched. I'm gonna think about it /so good/... #Monsterdon
The Legend of Hercules: Minoanβs Mask (1985)
Available only on the Sega Cronus
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And you too, David the Key Grip, who went back to the lot and turned off my car headlights for me
OK, I think that's it?
Thanks @Taweret for a lovely Monsterdon!
Special thanks to @JoeWynne for trivia, @cherizilla for the bingo, and everyone else for coming and streaming and helping us all get through the weirdness that was this film.
Remember: the power of mint protects you! Go brush your teeth.
The real monster is the lack of things tossed into space.
What happened to Herc's wife? From the first movie...
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Urania patron of your -- FUCK OFF WAKKO I'M SAYING IT --
Patron of
(sigh)
Astrology. #Monsterdon
Hercules does have M13 in it, so that's good. #monsterdon #astronomy
Urania yeeted into space
lock the moon????
stop the earth?????
zeus no have you not been following
#monsterdon
did. ... he throw the earth into space?
@bryanhowell don't worry, he's hollow
Kerbals can do this too #Monsterdon
I have a question about the science to βblock the moonβ and checks notes βstop the earth.β
Why is movie still happening?
"Grow hercules, GROW" he shouted at his penis
Chaos has been defeated? Shit looks like it's still going pretty sideways...
HELL YES, MEGA-HERCULES
This is footage from a 1960s movie about Atlantis...
Yeah don't show your actors at all during the climactic fight sequence. Great idea. #monsterdon
That moon looks like the MST3K logo #monsterdon #hercules1985
NGL I half expected them to make out gratuitously for no damn reason.
Forehead kisses of death.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
#monsterdon "I gave you life, I never thought I would have to take it from you."
Although, now that I think of it, I did create you entirely to hide a weapon inside your body, so I'm not sure how I expected that to play out.
Fuck off movie, you have earned *none* of the emotional payoff you are trying for here. #Monsterdon
Goddess Kate Bush needs to pull a lightning bolt out of her heart to stop the moon colliding with Earth.
"Minos has been cancelled"
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
The Olympian gods just look at each other like "what just happened?"
#monsterdon just when you think the Hercules movie can't surprise you, a neon gorilla fighting a T-Rex. Suck on that
T-Rex and King Kong fight it out!
holy shit herc going gorilla mode
@ohiofi Every. Single. Time.
Remember, this is eight years *after* Star Wars
Which effing god is that? WHY WONT YOU PEOPLE WEAR NAME TAGS? #monsterdon
Holographic Bob Ross vs The Dinosaurs: coming soon to a cinema near you
DID YOU CATCH THAT there were some more space chariot guys in the background IS SPACE CHARIOT MASS TRANSIT CANON
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Vogue some more Herc
ROTO-LOU
Won't protect him from pure energy, huh? Information Society might have something to say about that
π΅ awesome synth π΅
PURE ENERGY
look at all this science sciencing!
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You fucked up Hercules, but mental agility is not your strength, you er....strength is.
Hey Zeus why didn't you lead with that?
Dedalos I've been pronouncing is Daydelous I feel so stupid!
The thing about even movies like this, it put a few dozen people to work for a few months. #monsterdon
Minos is Sam Altman
"The future belongs to chaos, and to science. Join us, Hercules." How can you not love this script
Minos pulls a diet Palpatine, including lighting from his hands
Wait is he saying KAOS like is this a Get Smart crossover?
On the one hand, this is a much more coherent plot and script than the first movie. On the other hand, it lacks that the unpredictable energy that manic lunacy created.
We replaced Glossary with an AI?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
"Did we get the shot?"
"No, sorry Glaucia, keep writhing in slow motion soaking wet for a couple more reels."
I would die with this noise too.
The audience now has tinitus.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
don't eat before swimming folks
OH WHAT A TWIST this person I didn't give a shit about is a different person I didn't give a shit about
What a twist!
Glaucomia wasn't quite so short-sighted afterall.
They picked plot twists out of a hat in the writer's room.
Glossary is evil? Oh no!
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
This movie goes big and goes home. #monsterdon
If his nipples donβt win Best Supporting Actors for bearing the full weight of those monsters, we riot.
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YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
Castle Gray-ish Skull
WHY IS DAEDALUS A GOD
WHY IS DAEDALUS A WOMAN
WHY DOES DAEDALUS HAVE A CODPIEβokay wait actually I can answer both of those questions with the same answer
How did I not notice Daedalus's giant codpiece before now?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
The queen of spiders is into nets? Isn't that a little on-the-nose? #monsterdon
thy energy to win
#Monsterdon
"I bruised my head? THAT's what you're worried about?"
Queen of Spiders? I told you this was D&D. #Monsterdon
Everyone, plot twist time, this is a crossover event with Planet Earth from a few weeks ago.
Hercules cannot stand the power of THE NET
so glad to be here on THE NET with y'all this #monsterdon
I feel like Hercules is hitting people so hard I'm going to go colorblind
Hercules that was a perfectly good spear. Just cuz you didn't want it doesn't mean no one else did.
"I eat queens for breakfast. Wait that didn't sound right."
Look out Herc, You're gonna die of exposition!
I like how the special effects waffle in quality from Original Trek to Original Who, but the Sound Effects are vintage Johnny Quest all the way. #Monsterdon
Urania is absolutely tripping on that potion
We have gel lights and we know how to use them.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
brb going to talk to oracle of death
The music is saying they thought this scene was a lot more inspiring than it's proving to be.
I miss when things were tossed into space.
And then the oracle of death offered me a potion...
Don't tell us you drank it.
...
You didn't drink it did you.
...
You are so stupid.
That's not a god, that's Bill Cosby!