YEEET HIM INTO SPACE!!!

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Why did Hercules turn into king kong?

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It's a #monsterdon miracle!

GORILLA MODE!

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loving the dinosaur move

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Herc onnnn me

Herc meeee onnnn

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Rotoscoped Lou Ferringo is a better actor

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Hercules is fighting against a Light Bright.
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Pure energy.

Bwap. Bwap bwap. Bwap bwap.

Pure energy.

I wanna know! What you're feeling!

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Shield beats science

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HOLD MY BEER

WATCH THIS

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Oh okay Daedalus is not a god and is just… an alien from a 50s movie?

idk I feel like Minos is delivering lines that… belong to Daedalus?

this science-against-the-gods thing belongs in the mouth of Daedalus, not Minos!

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"Glaucia, get rid of yourself"

If only the Dogkiller was despatched the same way...

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It's like this was some foreign film and they are mistranslating some word into "science" that really doesn't mean science.
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SAM ALTMAN

IS THAT YOU

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"Join us!"
"NEVER!"
"ZAAPP"

The end

ooff

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MINOS IS A TECH BRO! OH NO!
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"We scientifically altered the course of her destiny!" what even is this movie

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ANYWAY CUE THE ELECTRO-CICADAS IN THE SCORE

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oh, this is a proto-Phantom Zone!

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BEWWOOP
BWOOP
PZZZZTTAAAA
PZZZZTTAAANG
BWWOWOWOWOOOP
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dang it, i missed #Monsterdon. damn you time fuckery thingy, damn you!

@ricci i'm not entirely sure there was one to begin with

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"Look I paid $3000 for this Video Toaster and I'm damn sure gonna get my money's worth."

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I wonder what this movie looked like in the director's head. #monsterdon

@paco I missed that. Thank you for capturing it. 😆
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@apLundell

Science? What about Fashion?

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there's more of that CUNNING

from

...WOW that codpiece

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"For me the goal of science is to release chaos and disorder"

Please do not maximize entropy

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Is that the MST3K planet prop?

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Oh neat. A temple shaped like a giant spider. Impractical but cool idea.
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Why is the sky red? Are we on Mars?
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From acid trip to fight scene.

The way of the Hercules movie.

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So death gives you new underwear?
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"Sweet oracle of death"

We have the line for the movie.

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ok sure this guy is a um frost.. scientist.... who will cast all the gods into... frost... because they are holding back... frost science #monsterdon

Minos did you just use up your sword

is the warranty now void

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Minos is Mr Freeze now?
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Dissing someone by calling them a god is funny

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It’s Gastly!!

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There is a significant lack of yeeting in this movie. #monsterdon

where are they putting the thunderbolts once they get them anyway #monsterdon

Ronald McDonald is not to be fucked with

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I know this shield. We went to college together

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"Guys I have bad news-- we forgot to advance the footage when we recorded the mermaids. All we've got is this one still photo to work with..."

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Take this undocumented drug. Trust me bro. #monsterdon sterdon

Our current Herculean Task is to stay awake during this movie.

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"under the sea....they'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans Under The Seeeaaaaa..."

"I cannot be bother to speak to you, so I'll use telepathy..."

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#monsterdon The whistling sound is a ripoff of Bubo... from Clash of the Titans. This is starting to irk me, in an Italian way.

See now, that's what science needed all along, a fuckin sword that lights up. #monsterdon

Oh! Oh! XANADU! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I keep expecting this...oracle? To be twin fairies, singing of Mothra

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you and hercules must fuck off into the sea

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@wohali
❌ glass sword
✅ cotton candy sword

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Why... would a sword make Science triumph? For Science to triumph you just need enough funding.

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This dude is from Krull

If he's not yeeted into Space...

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Suspenseful music rises to a crescendo and abruptly ends…and nothing happens.

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We're now in the valley of unfinished dolls.

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tens of thousands of dolls?

more like 15, but fine

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Hercules vs the Blair Witch
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I too must over come the fire monsters demon heat during Summer

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I just love this.
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"Guys wait a sec, maybe we should stop sending monsters with thunderbolts in them after Hercules. Like, do we have any non-thunderbolt monsters? Or can we hire some temps or something?"

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That Gorgon looked cheap, but was still pretty icky

If you found that in a child's toy box you'd be concerned...

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Oh hey! They could afford Ray Harryhausen's non-union Italian equivalent. For like 30 seconds.
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Hercules! Look at me! I'm doing a handstand! Are you looking? Come on! Look at me! Stop looking at your phone!

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"I will find you! I'm coming!"
"Yes. Do come."
Again, I ask did this start as a porn script?
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"don't tempt the gods!"

*Hercules proceeds to tempt the gods*

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Why is Hercules using random ye olde english phrasings?

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this is a WEIRD Tron prequel, y'all

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Heyyyyyyy this isn't safety these are glowing green guys! That's like the opposite of safety!

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#monsterdon The Forbidden Valley. The source of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.

"Is safety far? I have to take a Herculean pee-pee."

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HERC SMASH

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"do you like my paid actor statues?"

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What is this? Did Herc suddenly acquire a brain?

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lol, she's a Medusa Herc....

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Is that Bernadette Peters...??

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Not sure if anyone else mentioned this, but Zeus is played by Claudio Cassinelli, who was in a number of 1970s giallo and poliziottechi films, but who tragically died in a helicopter accident during filming of Sergio Martino’s Terminator rip-off Hands of Steel (1986).

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Go go power rangers

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"The slime people"

We call them MMA fighters now...

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The slime people. They work in the costume department

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They hold you by suction!

...Go onnnnn...

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Something's clearly wrong here. No one would drop that many purses.

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Hercules, crime scene investigator.
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I feel like some questions need to be asked if Hera and Poseidon are unhappy with Zeus

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You jerks, you ruined a perfectly good skeleton!

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"I forgot to mention, the resurrection process takes 300 years. We should have pre-heated the oven."

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He wasn't much of a warrior in the end, the dozy fool

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the god transporter is Quite Annoying

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RESURRECT SKELETOR!

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So the thunderbolts are in the bellies of 7 beasts. Herc just has to get up in those guts and give those monsters a tug. Wait are we sure this script didn't start out as the gay porn parody?
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Animated Disney I hardly ever hear get any love but is maybe my favorite. #monsterdon

The bellies of monsters is where I always hide all of the loot that I steal

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This really is a like a video game, each end of level boss gives up a part of a prize.

Save Game!, quick!

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What, no yeeting?

Also, the yeti literally drops a thunderbolt as loot?

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Somebody spent 1000 hours rotoscoping that thunderbolt.

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and just like that, HERC'S BACK, BABY

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Where did the horse come from? No backstory? c'mon!

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@strangefour Here comes Mothra:
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