They'd get through these credits a lot faster if they'd stop doing the flashbacks...

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Wow, for International Women day we are watching HERcules!
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"Oh, Herc, you're so magically big thanks to her magical hand pulse job" #Monsterdon

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Hera .. Hima .. Theya..

a noble clip show embiggens the smallest budget

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@paco we should write a paper

(#ArxivFoolsDay is coming up...)

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Beefcakules

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Mama Mia! These #Monsterdon space credits are epic

BEHOLD

BIG PECS

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Oh look a VGA tunnel demo right beside Hercules #monsterdon #hercules1985

Did I already miss the movie? Or are they showing clips of the upcoming movie? I'm so confused...
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@paco

4: Profit!

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Someone in the titles department didn’t understand how curly quotes work.

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the funny part is all this recap could work if they told LITERALLY ANY STORY. ANY STORY. AT ALL. PICK ONE. ANY STORY. but they do not

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So the planet olympus was about to explode and they put Lou Ferrigno into a ship and sent him toward the yellow sun. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero @OldRustBucket

or the old serials like Flash Gordon

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>> As "Hera"

:)

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as a hellraiser fan, I'm used to this

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why is "Hera" in quotation marks tho

So, I'm going to predict that Hercules' bread-and-butter go-to solution for every obstacle he faces in this movie will be "pick something up and throw it at the problem".

Which I am getting the impression was established as his MO last movie.

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#monsterdon The ability to halt two horsepower, or, a riding lawnmower. IMPRESSIVE.

as quote Hera unquote

Did ... did they get sued by Hera? #Monsterdon

Oh man, remember when Herc fucked up the hydrology of a whole region just because he was too lazy to pick up a shovel? Wow, what a hero. #Monsterdon

*eyelid twitches at quotation mark*

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Please enjoy this greatest hit roll from the previous film so we can increase our runtime without additional expense.

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Tom Servo As: The Really Boring Old Guy

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@YsengrinWolf "recaps" is a loose term but yes

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It's exactly like Superman without the whoooooosh behind the letters #monsterdon #hercules1985

Oh yeah, the flood that cleaned the house! We should really be lucky enough to have more floods

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Better show the bear toss!!!! #Monsterdon

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And then the Gods created amnesia, and we had to see everything again!

⭐ ⭐ ⚔️ 🛡️ ⭐ ⭐

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Yanno, gang, I'm starting to get the idea that maaaaybe, just maybe, most of the actors in this film are Italian.

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Do these clips mean the movie already admitting the first one was better?

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OK, how much of this movie will be re watching clips from the last one?

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So convenient, I missed last the last one #monsterdon #hercules1985

ok, 4 minutes of credit padding, i get it, low budget, but let's put the cap at like... 6 minutes. 10 minutes would be way over the line #monsterdon

Previously on Hulkules…

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We’re already doing flashbacks? #Monsterdon

“Previously, on Hercules…”

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...Uh, call me crazy but I don't remember that robot fly making baby noises last time. #Monsterdon

in the laa-aaand of the lo-o-ost!

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Yass! Highlights reel from last time! Clip show! Clip show! Do the log throw! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Oh my god, a flashback in episode 2? Hack writers…

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I don't even know these people & I already feel sorry for them. #Monsterdon

You know it's a good movie when they flash back to the movie before it

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You're really going with that Superman 2 style intro, ain'tcha?

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I predict a lot of glowing in this one. #monsterdon

So are these like recaps of the first movie, which I missed last week?

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this BETTER NOT be "Clip Show: The Film"

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AZIZ, COLOR CORRECTION #monsterdon

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A replay of Hercules' greatest hits! And yeets!

The mightiest of all men! Hercules!

Me:

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i've literally never heard of this goddess??

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the ratio of fragments of old movie in the new movie is encouraging

but like, in a bad way

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#monsterdon Oh, the most annoying sound in the world is back.

Oh good a recap of his feats of strength as credits montage. #Monsterdon I guess it has been two years for his most hard core fans.

And now, "Previously, on Hercules...."

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“From this great beginning” he said, desperately #Monsterdon

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those are the chariot horsies from last time and they remain beautiful!

I’m glad we’re getting highlights of the 83 movie. It was SO awesome.

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Quality animation! #monsterdon #hercules1985

I guess these clips were yeeted into our film from the last one!

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So, ah, Hercules was the first man in this universe? At least he has the pecs for it.

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More like "LSDculese" if the first movie was any indicator.
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Stock footage from the previous movie

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that's a lot of infinity mirror.

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Seen it!

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This is soooo not the universe origin story I learned in cosmology class

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Damn, that's a queer awakening if I've ever seen one.

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@CactuarJoe oh good I'm not the only one thinking that #monsterdon

(Starting off strong as a Hercules newcomer with) What in the spacefaring ken doll??
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"The most heroic of all men! HERCLES!"

"Psst. Don't you mean Herakles? We're writing Greek mythology—”

"SHUT UP, BRIAN!"

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Fun fact about this movie: the sound designer had a resting BAC of 0.7.
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Tonight on #Monsterdon sleep-deprived edition we continue where we left off last week with the Hulkules shenanigans!

Follow the hashtag to learn the 1989s alternative version of the legend or filter if you cannot handle that much manboob content

Wait what.....didn't we watch this last week....

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That is, of course, until The Mads carved "Mystery Science Theater 3000" into the side of the moon for all to see.

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"I'll make a man out of you."

Wait, wrong movie.

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#monsterdon The Prime Movers? Uh. Okay. True but weird phrasing.

@jonny That's because this movie starts with the highlight reel from the last movie

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it's trailer! the movie!

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#monsterdon I see we have juicy nodules on display…

oh... still not beating the superman accusations I see. Including the logo. #monsterdon

In case you were wondering what movie we're watching #monsterdon #hercules1985

oh right, _now_ we get superman theme but all kazoos

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THE MOON DOES NOT MOVE LIKE THAT

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Hey, nice moon. ♫ In the not too distant future~ ♪ #Monsterdon

So the moon was just installed in a parking orbit like drag and dropping a file. Cool, cool, cool. #monsterdon

Okay cool, burning up the visual effects budget early, just like last time. These are the castoffs from 2001 and the Dune with Kyle MacLachlan in. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

The moon is coming right at us! Back off moon! #Monsterdon

very saturday morning cartoon title screen

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This opening movie ran in the Epcot center dome ride for 3 years. #monsterdon

"The mightiest of men..."

Oh! Mr. Bean?

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Clip recycle time. #monsterdon

Whyyyyy are we always starting with the Big Bang???

Well, not exactly. But considering this is the second movie, maybe we could dispense with the “and this is how all life began”

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#monsterdon Is that Zero from Nightmare before Christmas? LOL!

Wait, that moon looks familiar. Is that the moon that was in MST3K?
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Planets don't make noises like this when they feel safe. #monsterdon

extremely bold for a sequel to begin at the dawn of time again, just like the first movie did. sequel in the sense of "in an adjacent timeline" rather than the usual "in an adjacent time" #monsterdon

Still on track for getting *everything* wrong about Greek mythology I see.

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