@trixter people slept since then, had to be safe. #monsterdon
He certainly straitened things out there. #Monsterdon
yes! slide whistle chariot yeet reprise!
We need to replay the greatest hits from the last movie, that's where most of our budget went.
We saw the exploding eye goddess doohickeys last time, can we be excused? #Monsterdon
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#Hercules1985
Last time, on Hercules, he yeets things into Spaace.
Space YEET, again! #monsterdon
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They'd get through these credits a lot faster if they'd stop doing the flashbacks...
Oh this is great, I missed the last half of last week's movie but I can really get a picture of what happened
Why is that woman holding an exploding television in ancient Greece
"Oh, Herc, you're so magically big thanks to her magical hand pulse job" #Monsterdon
Wow, for International Women day we are watching HERcules!
#monsterdon
Hera .. Hima .. Theya..
a noble clip show embiggens the smallest budget
Beefcakules
Mama Mia! These #Monsterdon space credits are epic
Oh look a VGA tunnel demo right beside Hercules #monsterdon #hercules1985
Did I already miss the movie? Or are they showing clips of the upcoming movie? I'm so confused...
#Monsterdon
Someone in the titles department didnโt understand how curly quotes work.
the funny part is all this recap could work if they told LITERALLY ANY STORY. ANY STORY. AT ALL. PICK ONE. ANY STORY. but they do not
So the planet olympus was about to explode and they put Lou Ferrigno into a ship and sent him toward the yellow sun. #Monsterdon
as a hellraiser fan, I'm used to this
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why is "Hera" in quotation marks tho
So, I'm going to predict that Hercules' bread-and-butter go-to solution for every obstacle he faces in this movie will be "pick something up and throw it at the problem".
Which I am getting the impression was established as his MO last movie.
#monsterdon The ability to halt two horsepower, or, a riding lawnmower. IMPRESSIVE.
as quote Hera unquote
Did ... did they get sued by Hera? #Monsterdon
Oh man, remember when Herc fucked up the hydrology of a whole region just because he was too lazy to pick up a shovel? Wow, what a hero. #Monsterdon
*eyelid twitches at quotation mark*
Please enjoy this greatest hit roll from the previous film so we can increase our runtime without additional expense.
@YsengrinWolf "recaps" is a loose term but yes
Tom Servo As: The Really Boring Old Guy
It's exactly like Superman without the whoooooosh behind the letters #monsterdon #hercules1985
Oh yeah, the flood that cleaned the house! We should really be lucky enough to have more floods
Better show the bear toss!!!! #Monsterdon
And then the Gods created amnesia, and we had to see everything again!
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Yanno, gang, I'm starting to get the idea that maaaaybe, just maybe, most of the actors in this film are Italian.
Do these clips mean the movie already admitting the first one was better?
OK, how much of this movie will be re watching clips from the last one?
So convenient, I missed last the last one #monsterdon #hercules1985
ok, 4 minutes of credit padding, i get it, low budget, but let's put the cap at like... 6 minutes. 10 minutes would be way over the line #monsterdon
Previously on Hulkulesโฆ
Weโre already doing flashbacks? #Monsterdon
...Uh, call me crazy but I don't remember that robot fly making baby noises last time. #Monsterdon
โPreviously, on Herculesโฆโ
in the laa-aaand of the lo-o-ost!
Yass! Highlights reel from last time! Clip show! Clip show! Do the log throw! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Oh my god, a flashback in episode 2? Hack writersโฆ
I don't even know these people & I already feel sorry for them. #Monsterdon
I predict a lot of glowing in this one. #monsterdon
You know it's a good movie when they flash back to the movie before it
You're really going with that Superman 2 style intro, ain'tcha?
this BETTER NOT be "Clip Show: The Film"
AZIZ, COLOR CORRECTION #monsterdon
A replay of Hercules' greatest hits! And yeets!
i've literally never heard of this goddess??
the ratio of fragments of old movie in the new movie is encouraging
but like, in a bad way
#monsterdon Oh, the most annoying sound in the world is back.
Oh good a recap of his feats of strength as credits montage. #Monsterdon I guess it has been two years for his most hard core fans.
And now, "Previously, on Hercules...."
โFrom this great beginningโ he said, desperately #Monsterdon
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those are the chariot horsies from last time and they remain beautiful!
Iโm glad weโre getting highlights of the 83 movie. It was SO awesome.
Quality animation! #monsterdon #hercules1985
I guess these clips were yeeted into our film from the last one!
So, ah, Hercules was the first man in this universe? At least he has the pecs for it.
Stock footage from the previous movie
More like "LSDculese" if the first movie was any indicator.
#Monsterdon #Hulkules2
that's a lot of infinity mirror.
This is soooo not the universe origin story I learned in cosmology class
Damn, that's a queer awakening if I've ever seen one.
@CactuarJoe oh good I'm not the only one thinking that #monsterdon
(Starting off strong as a Hercules newcomer with) What in the spacefaring ken doll??
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"The most heroic of all men! HERCLES!"
"Psst. Don't you mean Herakles? We're writing Greek mythologyโโ
"SHUT UP, BRIAN!"
Fun fact about this movie: the sound designer had a resting BAC of 0.7.
#Monsterdon
Tonight on #Monsterdon sleep-deprived edition we continue where we left off last week with the Hulkules shenanigans!
Follow the hashtag to learn the 1989s alternative version of the legend or filter if you cannot handle that much manboob content
Wait what.....didn't we watch this last week....
That is, of course, until The Mads carved "Mystery Science Theater 3000" into the side of the moon for all to see.
it's trailer! the movie!
@jonny That's because this movie starts with the highlight reel from the last movie
#monsterdon The Prime Movers? Uh. Okay. True but weird phrasing.
#monsterdon I see we have juicy nodules on displayโฆ
oh... still not beating the superman accusations I see. Including the logo. #monsterdon
In case you were wondering what movie we're watching #monsterdon #hercules1985
oh right, _now_ we get superman theme but all kazoos
THE MOON DOES NOT MOVE LIKE THAT
So the moon was just installed in a parking orbit like drag and dropping a file. Cool, cool, cool. #monsterdon
Hey, nice moon. โซ In the not too distant future~ โช #Monsterdon
Okay cool, burning up the visual effects budget early, just like last time. These are the castoffs from 2001 and the Dune with Kyle MacLachlan in. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
The moon is coming right at us! Back off moon! #Monsterdon
very saturday morning cartoon title screen
This opening movie ran in the Epcot center dome ride for 3 years. #monsterdon