if i recall, it's 9 minutes 35 seconds of recap. yes. almost but not quite 10 minutes.

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"oNE DAY FOOLISH AND ENVIOUS GODS--"

shown here in Caution Tape-o-vision #Monsterdon

Oh Chaos that old chestnut.

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Chaos getting a bad rap here #Monsterdon

Are we serious about these sound effects? Did they leave production placeholders in by mistake? #monsterdon

If your lightning bolts make that noise, call the company and demand a replacement.

It's important to watch the entire sacrifice death march. #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's wholly unfair how they treated all those Bionicles….

#monsterdon 5 minutes in and it's still "Hey remember all the cool footage from 2 years ago?"

5:50 - walk-on cameo from mysterious bones of infant island

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those lightning bolts made the silliest 'squeeesh' noise

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Foolish and envious Gods.. true, but you are risking a serious smiting..

So, lightning bolts as a metaphor for nuclear weapons?

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Know then that it is the year 10,191...

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Short sighted to have made less than a dozen thunderbolts if you ask me #Monsterdon

his seven mighty thunderbolts pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

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SEVEN LOAD-BEARING THUNDERBOLTS

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Thunderbolts you say? Where's Yelena?

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Wait did he ever marry that babe with the face veil? I didn't see the end

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This is just like Black Knight 2000

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Debating if I should play #MonsterdonBingo tonight. #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

Thunderbolt noises: whee wheet twee

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The seven thunderbolts (pew! pew! pew!) #monsterdon #hercules1985

Why isn't there a HIScules‽ Uh‽
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AND LEWIS COATES DID HIS DARNDEST! #Monsterdon

Oh wait another powerpoint presentation, thanks #monsterdon #hercules1985

This film ranks a full 7 on the hand-drawn electic bolt scale!

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evil and chaos, so that's thiel and trump, right?

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Lewis Coates, the reason for this winter of our discontent #Monsterdon

"Starcrash" star-field, with the bright colors. Not too surprising, I guess.
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@cd0 But that corner logo bounce.... #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Many honours were bestowed on Hercules for his deeds on Earth.
... including the FIFA peace prize.

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you know, this wouldn't be a bad format for a whole movie. just short action scenes with the credit roll. cut out all the pointless filler
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Zeus, known peacenik. #Monsterdon

I see this movie has stop motion monsters and Greek Gods. The monsters look like Temu Harryhausen. That doesn't bode well for the rest of the movie. #Monsterdon

all these models...like flames in rain

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where zeus, the king of the gods, ruled peacefully due to his overwelming supply of terror weapons

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"We have all this footage on the cutting room floor WTF do we do with all of it?"

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Am I going to understand everything if I didn't watch Hercules 1?

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Credit where it's due, the source of this file from the archive is really good quality. #monsterdon

The pixelated fire sword! Omg it's so real! Why did we even bother progressing in movie effects when we nailed it here so fully

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This was helpful, I missed the first movie, I’m now prepared #monsterdon #hercules1985

see they had the same idea as me of silently recapping this with just music #monsterdon

@WhiteCatTamer I doubt there is a reason for any of this

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lewis coates it in shit maybe

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that man really never should have cut Herc's tummy. It hurt Herc. It wasn't nice.

@Taweret Gotta pad out that runtime.

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Does this opening sequence count for bingo because we’ve pretty much already covered the entire bingo board?

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Well so far it's about as entertaining as a DVD player's screensaver from 2002. #monsterdon

@teledyn a lot more than the music is being recycled

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Nearly 8 minute intro. #monsterdon

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How would this recap have been with the 28 Years Later soundtrack in the background?

Just need the power of rgb rectangles to grow mountain size!
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Wait…

Did that just literally say they lifted the entire soundtrack from the first movie?

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Seven (7) thunderbolts! I sense a McGuffin thunderbolt for our pecs-tastic hero to retrieve
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Oh right the mecha-centaur. Too bad they couldn't be friends. He could have had a mentaur like Chiron. #Monsterdon

Omaggio, Pamaggio, Demaggio. This cast list is too cliched Italian.
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I did not watch last week's movie so it's very nice of them to show all the effects set pieces from it at the top of this movie

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Ah, Alfred Peccorino. I love his cheese!

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Are we going to make it to 10 minutes in recapping the last movie, or what? PLACE YER BETS

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When the credits end, the movie ends.

I saw there was an editor but I don't believe it
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Ray Harrayhausen this ain't.

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You don't see the "Taken from" credit in movies much these days. #monsterdon

That one backwards double quote (”) on "Hera"—MY EYES

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Bah! Not even a Canon production this time. Just MGM.

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I want to boost almost literally every thing I'm seeing on the feed 🤣

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That thing he's fighting looks like it came straight out of that movie about misfit toys.

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Recycled music? #Monsterdon

Wait we're STILL IN THE CREDITS? #monsterdon #hercules1985

really creating the proper feeling of solemnity

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Terminator Centaurian

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"Music ... taken from Hercules I"

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the movie is gonna actually start eventually right?

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I missed the first movie. Is there a reason why Hercules is/becomes a Titan and fights Bionicle in this intro?
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Meanwhile, the intro sequence continued into its second month...

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At least we get to see a recap of the chariot space yeet

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Alberto Spagnoli, Italy's greatest pasta manufacturer

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Xerxes was the best character

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it's good that they're taking the time to remind us of how seriously we should be treating all of this

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These opening credits are straight up ripping off Superman from the 1970s/1980s.
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Herclues against AI #monsterdon #hercules1985

@Louisa I'm sure it is essential
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@xerozohar THE BIGGEST PECS!

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Previously on Hercules. #Monsterdon

Hercules Pectonics forms the continents...

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aah yes, who can forget the yeeting of Hercules 1

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#monsterdon Imperia going bombsies with her aggie on that red devil

Also starring

Betty Spaghetti

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this clip show does turn into a movie at some point, right?

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...I gotta say, as far as recaps go, this one is not what I'd call illuminating. I think they're just kind of making it obvious how little sense the first film made. #Monsterdon

Don’t know you guys but I’m vibing here #monsterdon #hercules1985

@trixter people slept since then, had to be safe. #monsterdon

He certainly straitened things out there. #Monsterdon

yes! slide whistle chariot yeet reprise!

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We need to replay the greatest hits from the last movie, that's where most of our budget went.

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We saw the exploding eye goddess doohickeys last time, can we be excused? #Monsterdon

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Last time, on Hercules, he yeets things into Spaace.

Space YEET, again! #monsterdon

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Oh this is great, I missed the last half of last week's movie but I can really get a picture of what happened

Why is that woman holding an exploding television in ancient Greece

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