Kind of looks like the monster from that movie with Leslie Nielsen, but less impressive given that this movie was made ~30 years later.

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did they chain her on one of those balls outside of Target?

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So far the woman being sacrificed is my favorite actor

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Hey, that's the "Id" monster from Forbidden Planet!
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Dangit, the priest's facial makeup reminds me of something ... rock star or wrestler or Marvel hero or something.

We borrowed the ID monster from Forbidden Planet.

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Crispy. #monsterdon #Hercules1985

A sleep paralysis demon sacrifice. #Monsterdon

so, obviously I wouldn't want anyone perusing my browsing history; but frankly, if anybody found out I watched the first ·and then the SECOND· of these films…😳

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They kinda stole the monster from Forbidden Planet. #Monsterdon

Okay, that's some good hand-drawn energy monster tho

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"Well, that was fun. Nightcaps, anyone?"

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#monsterdon Forbidden Planet vibes!

there's a perfectly good hentai anime in here somewhere, where the fire god takes her home and turns out to be a slightly gruff but perfectly good guy. imagine, we could be watching that instead.

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Monster from the Id!

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THE BEAST OF TANAGRA!?!? #Monsterdon

ripoff! ripoff from the Id!

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Movie, don't remind me of a better movie in your movie.

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isn't that the hand drawn lighting monster from that other movie we did on that planet with the guy?
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#monsterdon lol I like Minos turning around in the middle of the theme song like he's guest starring on Murder She Wrote

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Graphics from Forbidden Planet!!!!

Disney quality animation that there.

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I stand corrected, it's the beast from the Forbidden Planet.

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oh no, the cavity creeps are going to make holes in my teeth!

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oh good more Noises

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“Young lady you are GOING to wear pants if we have to drag you in chains to Forever 21” #Monsterdon

RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116196543155300298

I'm watching the stream, anybody got it?

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Stolen Monster From The Id effect!

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Look, it’s awful enough to be a live sacrifice

But to be mansplained to the entire time is even worse #Monsterdon

It's the ELECTRIC fire monster, much better for the environment #monsterdon #hercules1985

"The moon is high!"

And so a-

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Definitely Not the ID Monster, done by Definitely Not Disney

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#monsterdon HOLY SHIT 6:20 for the supreme credits are over fakeout. Then it goes on for another minute twenty.

Claude Fragass would never do us like this.

This guy's hair. They spared no expense. #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

Why is their god a photo negative golem. #Monsterdon

dang, frosty's in a _mood_ tonight

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I kinda wanted a destiny, but this one's kinda shit. I hope that priest kept the receipt

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Some other movie needs to steal "silken flanks" and give it some better context. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

The fire monster is named "the fire monster"? They could at least translate it.
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I think I'll try complimenting my wife's "silken flanks" to see how she responds. #Monsterdon

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Kali Ma! Kali Ma!

The moon is high?

It's not the only one.

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The city of Phagesta? What is the city eating? #Monsterdon

yeah you've done nothing, we don't even know who these people are or if there is gonna be an attempt at plot

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Why does that guy have a snake staff? Can it be a Caduceus please?

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The glam priest deems you INSUFFICIENTLY SLAY!

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THE MOON IS MOON!

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Any monsters but the fire monsters!

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@faoluin And then Zeus needs time to reload

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Not the fire monster! #monsterdon #hercules1985

"Faucets of chaos and evil"???

Is there no plumber around?

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the Moon ain't the only one who's high, my man

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I mean, she's not saying Red. #Monsterdon

"the fires await her silken flanks" - the writer's barely disguised but exceptionally disturbing fetish: the movie

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... and now it is time for our more dreadful sacrifice....
... your appointment with the red-dressed man.

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This monster seems very much like it was drawn right on the celluloid

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There’s a recurring theme of burning women in these films.

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Ok guys, everyone caught up on last week's game? So Hera, what do you want to do about Hercules? #Monsterdon #DandD

"Be quiet, maiden!"

I'm posting on Reddit!

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You've done nothing, sure, except shake those silken flanks around you hussy

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The MS Paint monster is here! #monsterdon

"The appointed hour has come... unless you're in a timezone that doesn't do Daylight Savings."

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the moon is high and so was the screenwriter

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Zeus’s fabled 7 blue gummi worms #Monsterdon

Evil! Chaos! Rah-rah-rah! #Monsterdon

Bind her in her chains that she is already bound in

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#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

that man had Joan Collins' 80s hair

Bind her buttery flanks in thick chains!

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That's some real hair band material #monsterdon

Alice Cooper's really let himself go. #monsterdon #Hercules1985

Ok not Silent Night Deadly Night 2 but Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.

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I see the costume designer for the women's costumes is up to their old tricks.

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Brian May meets the girl in the Last Crusade temple?!

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@whiskeysailor #monsterdon

ALL Cules Matter.

Silken flanks???

🤮🤮🤮

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Wait, did they just say in the credits they're reusing the score from the first movie?

Oh well.

At least it's not the jazz soundtrack

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Dragon food?

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#Hercules1985

ok good premise, zeus has a finite number of thunderbolts and it is possible for them to be stolen rather than being a power he has. that means there will need to be thunderbolt props and that is going to rule #monsterdon

did he say, "silken flanks"?

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@north
You probably won't understand anything if you did.

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Stolen... Zeus's thunderbolts... wait... is this where Percy Jackson...? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"The fires await her silken flanks"? Who talks like that? #Monsterdon

"Be quiet maiden, you'll disturb the gods!"

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Opening credits used to show how Hercules heroically destroyed Atlantis killing hundreds of... nevermind.

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If they had seen the #Monsterdon feed they wouldn't be talking about Hercules getting awards

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Zeus and the Seven Thunderbolts is my Gladys Night and the Pips cover band. #monsterdon #Hercules1985

and playing the part of "chariot" IT'S MAIDEN

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Sheesh. Yeah, really, maiden. You’re disturbing everyone!

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Ok. My movie file says it is 87 minutes. The credits were like 7.5. Almost 10% of this movie was opening credits and cuts back to the first film.
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The Seven Thunderbolts sounds like a 70s martial arts flick I would literally pay to watch.

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Yes, only seven thunderbolts. Lightning can only strike seven places at any given moment on earth.

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Look, anyone who wants to make Zeus look the fool he is is a winner in my book #Monsterdon

I'm not watching this on pornhub am I?

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@trixter not even Yelena could save this movie #monsterdon

@trixter

can someone give me a timestamp?

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Was this the first movie made in Powerpoint or something?

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not so much "in medias res", more "the plot just began over there, right off screen, we promise"

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That’s true, the Romans invented crossfit #monsterdon #hercules1985

So how did they divide them up? Somebody's only getting one thunderbolt, and I know enough Greek mythology to know that's gonna start a war! #Monsterdon

Oh sure, forces of evil and chaos are always "diabolical" and not "funny, when seen in the right light"

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"My name is Ash.....and I am a slave."

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