And now the Mothra twins #Monsterdon
Why does this floating uterus have a face
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Mothra fairies??? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon 7 mighty thunderbolts? Well you know what they say. If you've got no power when the power's out, you ain't got no real power.
I see the costume director is still mostly working with swimsuits.
These otherworldly twins kind of resemble uteruses.
Hercules II: the Quest for Hercules. #Monsterdon
Theyโre just gonna cheap out with one single actress for the Little People?? #Monsterdon
Moons are coming to Earth... sure
Seeking the help of Spinal Tap #Monsterdon
Things must be hard up for the Mothra twins to need a side gig.
Fire oracles clearly rejects from the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Sing the Mothra song!
Hercules! Herculai! Herculaaaaaaa! Hercu-lalalalalala
The Adventures of Hercules
Written by Roland Emmerich #monsterdon
The visual effects are in a category of their own - a low one #monsterdon #hercules1985
Hey! Mad Planets! I've played this video game. #monsterdon #Hercules1985
So Space:1999 in reverse?
I WAS JOKING O_O
the... fire twins? this movie would be improved by a summoning of Mothra.
HOLY FUCK why are the mothra twins here?
@jonny Well, thatโs something, anyway #Monsterdon
What is this tattle tale twin? Two burning chickens? #Monsterdon
Wait, is this a Mothera movie? #Monsterdon
Are we summoning Mothra?
it is not scientific, but she is using the fairies to ask Mothra for help
"We need cunning! I'll go to the little people"
"Yes, they use cunning to survive!"
When Bougie people are under strain
โWith cunning!โ Well this is going to be a short movie #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Ilya, the cooked and the dead. Wait... early microwave accident? Or perhaps too close to a high tension power station. Who can say.
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fiery twins!
โIโll use cunning. Iโll go to the little people.โ
โYes. They use cunning.โ
โWhat does cunning look like?โ
โI think itโs a long wooden spear.โ
Was there a 3D version? The foregrounded hands in the prayer to the little people is ... striking.
#monsterdon #hercules1985
They will summon Mothra!
Will the little people be the fairies from Mothra?
"Little people, friends of Zeus"
What's a crude torii gate doing here?
MOTHRA TWINS?! #monsterdon
Why do they sound like her?
...You couldn't find footage of a bird flying at sunset? You had to do a seven-frame animation of one? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Ahh yes, the altar to Pi!
They use cunning to survive.
Yes, their words are cunning.
They are cunning linguists.
...
Ok, I'll let myself out.
leprechauns are friends with Zeus?
That outfit really flatters her flanks. #Monsterdon
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#Hercules1985
Oh gods, not the Little People. Didn't you read #1Q84?
Yes. Let's use "cunning". That will do the trick.
#Monsterdon
Use all of your Cunning to survive. Specifically your cunning linguistics... #Monsterdon
Stonehenge?! (Spinal Tap sense) #Monsterdon
Either you die, or your career dies.
I don't think even the zaniness of The Adventures of Hercules which I only learned existed during last week's #Monsterdon can overcome clock silliness.
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/30577
So far, rather more talking than zany. And did they re-use that animation from Forbidden Planet?
that expression was blank enough to serve as a demo for the Kuleshov effect
Are they just showing the best scenes during the opening credits? #Monsterdon
ancient greek torii #monsterdon
Isn't that fire monster the animated monster from #ForbidddenPlanet?
@SnoopJ maybe?
Cunning Glossia!
"i'm sure the people who use cunning to survive will give me the right answer" this dialogue fucking owns 10/10 #monsterdon
"the little people use cunning to survive?"
i.e. they're a bunch of cunning runts?
am I following this dialog correctly?
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#monsterdon
Hey. Early Bechdel pass. Talking about your imminent doom counts. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Screw Hercules. Give me Marina Sirtis kicking some greco-roman divine ass.
Is she a Terakian?
Once again, these hand-drawn animated effects 1) look like they had a budget of $5, but 2) actually look really good for whatever they had to work with???
"I'd be willing to die"
Listen lady, *I'LL* make the jokes about the atrocious writing, thank you.
Destroy it w/ cunning & uh like some kind of a weapon, probably. #Monsterdon
dialogue is occurring
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza I too add a leather hem to my garments. It makes washing them fun!
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
@YsengrinWolf Bowie. Reminds me of Bowie.
"I'd be willing to die. If it will get me out of this movie in Act 1."
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this horse just gets to eat
When did we stop putting rivets in clothing, and why
I think Antius the fire monster had โ horns
As a funny coincidence "Why did the gods permit it?" was the opening of a critic's review of this film. #Monsterdon
Ah yes, the Ancient Times wardrobe: cloth, leather, and midriffs.
#Monsterdon
Flaming uteruses give the best prophecies
#monsterdon #Hercules1985
Will fifty gallons be sufficient?
SPEAK UP! #monsterdon #Hercules1985
"It is said" what a passive oracular gift. #Monsterdon
"Having faith is difficult, my sister, when your perm turned out so much better than mine"
certified #bechdelPass in the first 12 minutes btw #monsterdon
Studio head at the initial screening: "Is the whole thing like this?" #monsterdon
Dang, troi has a 6 pack.
Oh SHE's the chosen sister. #Monsterdon
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but there's also a chestnut horsie butt in this frame --- oh whait, there's her whole self - having a little graze
what is with the audio range in this film? I can't hear anyone
This movie could redeem itself if these two were to hook up.
Ok that was a pretty gnarly dummy. #Monsterdon
Razzies all around for Xena and girlfriend #monsterdon #hercules1985
Could've chained her to a more comfortable-looking rock for the sacrifice. That's just unnecessarily mea... OH HOLY BULGING EYEBALLS BATMAN. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
I sense lesbian vibes #monsterdon #hercules1985
Is there a story? How novel! #Monsterdon
Mars sounds like a bowling ball #Monsterdon
#monsterdon We said that Electricity was a killer imp, now you see what we mean. It's a lightning based... bear maybe?
Between the costume and his use of phrases like "Silken Flanks," this guy will die a bachelor.
@trixter Yeah, especially when it was used the first time in Forbidden Planet. #monsterdon #Hercules1985
@flowerpot Nothing has happened so far, you're good
Was not expecting the deep fried maiden jumpscare.