wait is bigfoot getting in on this now?????
the fuck is going on
I can't believe Hercules let that mop get the jump on him.
The moon is gonna crash into the earth??? I'm on board #Monsterdon
First thing back on earth, what's Herc do? Get in a scrap with a bear. #Monsterdon
To whoever was asking about the bear attack, this seems to be it?
#monsterdon One Punch Man he ain't.
'Nii!!!'
Gotta admit, Quachi really used to have anger issues, I'm glad he's so much happier these days
Random encounter right off the bat
#monsterdon Awesome, I think this means we're gonna get Mothra and blotter acid soon.
He should at least ride a draft horse
Chewbacca?
This composition feels like a Dragon magazine cover. #Monsterdon
CHEWIE NOOOOOOOO
#Monsterdon
Guess they blew half the budget on hair. Couldn't even spare this guy some undies? #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985
Howling Pectoral muscles!
#Monsterdon
awoooo
Cousin It! #monsterdon #hercules1985
So is Hercules also a horse now, or did he get that with his frequent flyer miles?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
WOULD SOMEONE GET THIS WALKING CARPET OFF OF MY BACK?!
That horse is the last survivor of the Stygian stables incident..
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Lou stop pulling on that beautiful gray horsie's mouth he doesn't like it but he's being very tolerant of you. For now.
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#monsterdon counter-programming: #RomComSterdon
awooooo
HERCULES FROM SPAAAAAAAAACE
dang I think Lou's thighs are bigger than last time #monsterdon
Youd think Zeus would feel a bit more urgency what with his living room hurtling towards earth and all #Monsterdon
#monsterdon oh my God Zeus has Mothra fairies
Thereβs another movie about the moon coming to earth and itβs also very bad (Moonfall) #monsterdon #hercules1985
Trimming the lawn clipping Wookie: the 13th labor of Hercules
#monsterdon #Hercules1985
#monsterdon "I am a giant dick. I only interfere for sweet ...uh... meowβ¦β
Oh no wait the moon is coming towards earth (even though it's moving away?!?)
So is this like a Don't Look Up moment, or
@hollie@social.coop I thought he just had a thing for fleshtone thongs tbh
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Watchmen (1985) or Ken (1985)?
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why do they keep establishing hercules as kenlike and dickless i don't understand why that's so important to the story #monsterdon
Instant Lou Ferrigno. Just add skin oil.
I like Zeus' funky yamaka.
Meanwhile, back on Earth we are abiogenetically incarnated. Which is convenient. W/ a horse, which is even better. #Monsterdon
What does Hercules do when heβs hanging out in space, arms akimbo?
In his down time, Hulkules just hangs out and does poses.
Um, if the bolts are to blame for the moon closing in, maybe just look for the gigantic solenoid? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Ta-da!!! #Monsterdon
I'm not even flexing #monsterdon #hercules1985
Do we care about the plot here? No, no we do not. #monsterdon
lmao he just floating up there all gigaChad-like
Is that where MST got their moon from? #Monsterdon
@trixter Cheese thief lamenting recent fromage-based crime wave #Monsterdon
A little late, but the intro of the movie was a big "On the last episode..."
#monsterdon #hercules1985
The same Ken doll shot as the 1st film
The moon is WIIIIIIILD, baby! Time to summon Dolph Lundgren? Brock Lesnar?
Who Ken Doll'ed Hercules
ah yes, kendoll herc. someone really thought we needed to see that again, huh?
What's he going to do with thunderbolts out in space? And only seven of them?
This looks like a job for Kal-El! #Monsterdon
Seven shall be the number of the thunderbolts, and the number of the thunderbolts shall be seven...
Gods stealing thunderbolts causes the moon to change its orbit?
... because of electromagnetism?
... and they're electricity?
Yeah, that scans.
Why is Urania wearing half of Ariadne's (Sybil Danning) sexy blue dress from the last movie?
Why does no one have a phone number for Hercules. #Monsterdon
Hercules traveling by space sperm
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I know man, thunderbolt cables are expensive #monsterdon #hercules1985
THREE DAYS REMAIN.
Oh no, itβs the actor who stole Santaβs hair & Gandalfβs beard #Monsterdon
Olympus is wicked because they've been listening to Rock and Roll.
The moon, like a testicle, hangs low in the sky...
- Robin Williams #Monsterdon
I'M A GWIMWALD WARRIOR
Hey, Zeus. New perm? Looks good. #Monsterdon
The film audio normalization forgot!
And the score falls back on Superman envy.
Wait, where we going? Oh, Olympus. Sure. It's probably pretty far from Earth as atmosphere goes. #Monsterdon
Lou F: Alright, I'll do you dumb movie but I can only be on screen fo 15 minutes.
@moira Last labor was to give himself a nuclear wedgie. #Monsterdon
Twins in the flames, okay.
It worked for Mothra, without the fire . . .
Uh, camera 1, You've zoomed out too far again. #Monsterdon
"We must summon the fairies"
"They're not available"
"oh... well, guess hercules will do *shrug*" #monsterdon
A bit generous calling Minos' domain a "vast empire." As I recall it was one island that was sometimes green, sometimes wasn't.
"No one has heard from him in ages! Like, two whole years!" #Monsterdon
Instance hicup but I'm back. So when is Mothra arriving?
#monsterdon
THE MUSIC SWELLS
I feel sorry for the Commodore 64 that had to composite this scene.
Wasn't that the same monster from forbidden planet?
#monsterdon #hercules1985
Glossia is the woman who makes everyone's lips so shiny
Yea, about that. You gonna have any Hercules in your Hercules movie?
"Nothing has been heard from him... since those allegations of misconduct!"
Uh, the moon is flying away? That can't be good for the planetary ecosystem.
Yes, thank you, we saw the recap, can we move on? #Monsterdon
Dang, passed the Bechdel test already
Zeus should have forged one bolt to bring them all, and in the darkness bone them. I said what I said. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
@GeoffWozniak Just you wait, just you wait
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#Hercules1985
Seriously, this movie makes much more sense as part of the 1Q84 universe.
OH CHRIST MORE CREDITS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pixies. The little people are pixies, under the spell of a bad video filter.
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this must be where what's his name got that idea for that one movie about the moon inevitably approaching the earth and it had Kirsten Dunst
What if Superman was tawdry & greased up. #Monsterdon
Oh I see Hercules is about to get another babe
Who will be RIVETED TO HIM hahahAHAhhahah
get it
Noticeable lack of Lou Ferrigno in this one. #monsterdon