Oh! He was a lightning bolt. So some mythology. #Monsterdon

A stick, really? The legendary hero uses a stick?? #Monsterdon

The evil gods have blue auras. Excessive blue auras, if you ask me.

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Oh it's the usurper wannabe. #Monsterdon

Tutorial boss

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Chewbacca????? #Monsterdon

Oh. Bolt get at 20 minutes in. Nicely done, Herc. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

WTH kind of monster was that supposed to be? Camo Man?
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OH the carpet was animated by the lightning bolt. That makes a staticky kind of sense. #Monsterdon

I never get such a cool loot drop. #Monsterdon

okay I would say that it's kind of fast for him to find one of Zeus's thunderbolts, but there ARE seven of them, so I guess we need to be in a rush here

maybe having it just randomly show up the second he gets to Earth is a little under-cooked, though.

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Treasures inside monsters, Classic D&D!

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Meanwhile at Dunkin' #Monsterdon

Why does he need a horse for travel, can he not just pull the Earth’s crust around until his destination arrives?
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Wait! Sasquatch was one of the stolen thunderbolts!

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#monsterdon is this a new Zeus? I can't tell so I suppose it doesn't matter

It's mall Santa rules, they're just Zeus's helpers

Why does Zeus have only 7 lightning bolts? Just get some more lightning bolts, Zeus.

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what the fuck why did that dog have a thunderbolt what was he even doing with it #monsterdon

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Wut? Yeti -- thunderbolt?

Okay I look at my phone for 2 seconds and now hercules is wrestling bigfoot?
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Okay but wait. If Hercules was neither on Earth nor Olympus, where else is there? #Monsterdon

That's a big donut. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Dang, I thought Herc was gonna roll him up and smoke him.

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@Taweret Really looked like a dude in a camo thing
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The acting, the cinematography, the effects, the... everything makes me think this will take a turn to porn anytime #monsterdon #hercules1985

"Hercules is here on earth"" she says, clearly speaking NOT while standing on the earth

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I think the Witcher did it better.

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Monster looks like an afghan dog standing up. /smh

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@diazona Ah, yes. They decided to use "cunning".
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*zelda item get* #monsterdon

so fucking annoying, you just get summoned back into reality from the aether and have to get in a fight with a giant mop #monsterdon

noooo he can't yeet the yeti because it melted

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...I take it back, it's not a bear, it's an alsatian fursona. #Monsterdon

Wait, is that the bear from the first movie?
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Cousin It, noooooooo!! #Monsterdon

And then the Berry White starts up...

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He came at it w/ a pointy stick. #Monsterdon

Werewolf calls. Then, Bigfoot? #Monsterdon

Stupid morlock. He's the son of Zeus, not an eloi.

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Oh cool, a backscratcher, can't wait to try this one ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwwwwwww!

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This is at least the third time we've heard about the stolen thunder bolts.

But I have no idea why he's fighting a giant orangutan.

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It's gonna suck out all his salt then turn into McCoy's girlfriend. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Ewoks of the ancients were real scarier, I'll give them that

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"I did everything Hercules did except backward and in a furry suit"

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swamp thing noooooo #monsterdon

Chewie's looking long in the face...

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Wait it has a muzzle. Didn't Swamp Thing kill this furry beast?
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What?!?! #monsterdon #thunderbolt

If this doesn't end with a Wookkiee constellation, I will be very disappointed

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Why is all fight foley done with synths and phased effects?

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monster looks like shit

last week we got robots at least

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And Hercules is attacked by a Sasquatch for no particular reason.

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Hercules is now battling the Spirit of 1970s Shag Carpeting

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#monsterdon bigfoot is more agile than
I would have imagined.

"Soooooooo the woman he was all romantic with in the last movie is what, dead? Sacrificed? Decided ol' Herc was an asshole and went off to become a Vestal Virgin? AND YES I KNOW THE VESTAL VIRGINS ARE ROMAN MYTHOLOGY BUT NOBODY BUT ME CARES ABOUT MYTHICAL COHESION—”

"We SAID, SHUT UP, BRIAN!"

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me, looking up from the timeline to see a bear fighting a bear in the woods: haven't we seen this one already?

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As far as 80s slo-mo goes, I've seen worse.

I've also seen better.

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why is the incredible hulk punching a wookie

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Toss the Wookie!!!!! #Monsterdon

Dang, Chewbacca got some acrobatics! #Monsterdon

Ah yes, from Greek mythology, it's the Yeti!

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You just don't see trapezius definition like that much today. #Monsterdon #Hunky

Magic Earring Her-Ken-ules is back in a flash! #Monsterdon

Is he fighting an agile carpet? #Monsterdon

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is that sasquatch

still has the pew pew fists!

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Hercules! He’s from space! He’s got muscles! And he’s on a horse! And he’s fighting chewbacca! #monsterdon #hercules1985

tokusatsu hercules? #monsterdon

Hercules vs Bigfoot
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I'm taking the question of whether Lou Ferrigno filmed any new footage for this film more seriously with each second that goes by.

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wait is bigfoot getting in on this now?????
the fuck is going on

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I can't believe Hercules let that mop get the jump on him.

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The moon is gonna crash into the earth??? I'm on board #Monsterdon

First thing back on earth, what's Herc do? Get in a scrap with a bear. #Monsterdon

To whoever was asking about the bear attack, this seems to be it?

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#monsterdon One Punch Man he ain't.

'Nii!!!'

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Gotta admit, Quachi really used to have anger issues, I'm glad he's so much happier these days

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Random encounter right off the bat

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#monsterdon Awesome, I think this means we're gonna get Mothra and blotter acid soon.

He should at least ride a draft horse

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Chewbacca?

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This composition feels like a Dragon magazine cover. #Monsterdon

CHEWIE NOOOOOOOO
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Guess they blew half the budget on hair. Couldn't even spare this guy some undies? #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

Howling Pectoral muscles!
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awoooo

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Cousin It! #monsterdon #hercules1985

So is Hercules also a horse now, or did he get that with his frequent flyer miles?

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WOULD SOMEONE GET THIS WALKING CARPET OFF OF MY BACK?!

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That horse is the last survivor of the Stygian stables incident..

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Lou stop pulling on that beautiful gray horsie's mouth he doesn't like it but he's being very tolerant of you. For now.

👊

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#monsterdon counter-programming: #RomComSterdon

awooooo

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HERCULES FROM SPAAAAAAAAACE

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dang I think Lou's thighs are bigger than last time #monsterdon

Youd think Zeus would feel a bit more urgency what with his living room hurtling towards earth and all #Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh my God Zeus has Mothra fairies

Hey, UFO.

Unidentified Ferrigno Object :D

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