@SRLevine @hollie Trust me, that is not because of missing the first 15-20 minutes

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Just beamed in to check what condition my condition was in. #Monsterdon

ah, prince john, always the pretender, even in fake ancient mythological greece

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Is that blood dripping from someone's eye? Did we get another "oops wrong pantheon" reference?

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"UGH god it's in my EYE" #Monsterdon

Leaking cranberry cocktail. #Monsterdon

the 'ol vampire trick, gets 'em every time!

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I like how he's dead but he still squints when the blood runs over his eyes, as you do

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amazingly this is less compelling than the first movie somehow

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we're just gonna hold him upside down over the tomb like some kind of half-full ketchup bottle? okay...

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Leave it up to ancient people to come up with the weirdest rituals.

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bleeding on the skeletor?

XD XD XD what IS this scene??? #Monsterdon

They got this from one of the Christopher Lee Dracula films. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

This #Monsterdon sounds like a video game playthrough even more than last week I think

Jim Henson?! #Monsterdon

crystal poptarts didn't do as well as crystal pepsi but everybody was trying something in the 1980s

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I feel like one of the Chthonic gods should be involved in this somehow??? #Monsterdon

I love how gods are summoned with green lasers #monsterdon #hercules1985

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Greek Goddess roll call!

“Sorry, my Knowledge-and-Power ice pick isn’t properly grounded” #Monsterdon

LOL surprise you're dead! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

she did well to slay the warrior Gorus?!? She did a sucker-point at him!

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#monsterdon Pucker Up Buttercup!

In order to make life you must take life!

OK, you're just making this shit up now aren't you?

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Fucking hell, are we bringing this guy back from the dead? Seriously?

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Ha ha ha lady gave him the zip zop of death :D #Monsterdon

Oh, she said “resurrection”.

Whew!

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Ohh bling axe!
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I've watched some of The Rings of Power so I'm used to a sequel to a classic story just gleefully abandoning canon and immediately running off a fucking cliff

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If he can be stirred, then CLEARLY his sleep isn't eternal. Words mean things #Monsterdon

Skeletor has lost weight.
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and the neon green flasharoo as well

Well check THAT out. SHE has goddesses on speed dial. #Monsterdon

I wonder what the Adventures of Hercules are doin'

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These Greek god transporter beams are wild.

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"He's nothing but bones!!" She just said the guy was ashes!

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haha gotem lmao

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So much for the henchman.

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And now for the Hades roll call #monsterdon #hercules1985

lol, tough shit Golus!

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Resurrection? Jesus Christ, what a cliché … #Monsterdon

@hollie Mooching over here tonight, but I missed the first 15-20 minutes, so confusion setting at maximum.

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#monsterdon Wow, that was vicious. ZORP

I like her

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What the fuck did you expect to find in the tomb, pal? Haven't you killed a bunch of people before? #Monsterdon

Gnnnnnnnnnnhuuuuuurrrrrr this lucite is HEAVY #Monsterdon

#monsterdon look at this. It's Minos's chest freezer. And you can have any freezie pop flavor you want

equivalent exchange, it'll get ya every time

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Wait what? We really gonna have the same antagonist, too? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

One must take life KAPOW! #monsterdon #hercules1985

He's so relieved she manifested a tiny axe and not like a long crazy straw. #monsterdon

Poseidon, Aphrodite, and Hera are all minty fresh!

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minos looking a little skinny. guy needs a meat pie or three.

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Gratuitous Vagina dentata?

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Ice, ice baby #Monsterdon

Did you hear that kettle drum? #Monsterdon

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i guess the effects guys got a little too excited about that bright blue effect

Another interlude looking in on what the gods are up to

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"This is....HAN SOLO"

Just kidding it's some other guy we froze

(yes yes I know it's not carbonite)

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Use the holy axepick of antioch!

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You love a guy who smiles like that when talking about cursed ashes #monsterdon

Y'know, last time they broke some Thing out of the big block of ice, it didn't so well

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the Casio sound effects *almost* do something interesting, like, the overt digitization *almost* creates a feel of technomancy, of sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic

but not really

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Oooh! Sparkly hand axe!

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@moira Can we keep the politics out of #monsterdon. 😉

She's set him up for success. I really like this evil magician. #Monsterdon

Did Game of Thrones misplace one of their bearded rogues in a time warp?

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Not really resisting the chains from within there....

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So the thunderbolts are in the bellies of 7 beasts. Herc just has to get up in those guts and give those monsters a tug. Wait are we sure this script didn't start out as the gay porn parody?
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Is King minos in a tomb of ice? #monsterdon #hercules1985

Spray painting the citronella torches gold was a classy touch. #Monsterdon

Welease Bwian! #monsterdon #hercules1985

Man, the Bangles were mean before they became a foursome #Monsterdon

I hope you all know how hard I had to restrain myself from making a "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!" joke earlier. #monsterdon

They've chained down the jello mold! #Monsterdon

@srol

Everyone said I was daft to hide a thunderbolt in a monster in a swamp...

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Is this a videogame? When Hercules punches the next guy, are coins going to appear and twirl around?

I too have always wanted to know the secrets of darkness.

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Is ANY of the dialog not dubbed?

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"This is.... froyo!"

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i'm always meeting up with babes to learn the secrets of darkness #monsterdon

Awesome! The Fresh Hot Donuts sign is lit on Olympus! Yum.
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we've already had exactly the right amount of visual effects, visual effect status is nominal

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I bet the instruction manual for the Amiga used to do the special effects is more interesting than this movie. #monsterdon

Okay, I could handle the writers clearly being on acid, but… the foley artists too? #Monsterdon

I wish people could call my name and I'd just burst out of a purple flashing light. Holding coffee. And a book. And a pissy expression, like SERIOUSLY WHAT NOW

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You always wanted the secrets of real estate, and now

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This guy sounds like a man of our times...

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"Your wish is about to be answered!

"Come... back the way you came." wat

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Interesting transporter. Romulan, I think. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot Ghillie Goomie. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I swear I recognize that wolf howl foley from a Laurie Anderson piece.
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Flora? Is there going to be another priestess here named Fauna?

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This guy is a much better rider than Hercules, and his chestnut horsie has a white bridle

I have few scruples too.

Need scruples to make scruples amirite?

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Oooo, first gummi worm down! #Monsterdon

oh, a face reveal. it's like the love child of Alf and Chewbacca #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol what the hell! He manifested a horse too!!!

Well your plans involved hiding a thunderbolt in just a guy in the swamp so maybe they weren't great plans.

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