They were Sleestaks from the Land of the Lost!
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I hate it when the Sleestax try to hold you with suction..

Smart of them to shoot the stair scene from afar so the audience wasn’t distracted by that generous bosom still bouncing at the bottom.
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for every other fault of this film... Ferrigno is the least of its worries

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"Inside the stone mouth"

oooooo

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Good job figuring out the air currents Sherlockurles

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“Quick, inside the stone mouth!”

Why does this sound like the opposite of a good idea?

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"Quick! Inside the stone mouth!"

I count four slime man suits.

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"there are evil gods"

yeah, some of them made this movie.

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"Good girl"

Somewhere, a trans woman felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand up.

Or multiple places, because one of them is here.

#Monsterdon

Look, the first Ator movie had better cinematography than this film. Do you understand how tragic that is? #Monsterdon

These guys must weight like 20 kg apiece. They get flung around so well. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Which creature from the Slime Lagoon has quest coupon number two?

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"Good, Evil - I'm the one with the gods."

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Director: "Okay, everybody, I need you to make this noise with your mouths."

#Monsterdon

Okay look they get you by suction so QUICK, EVERYONE, GRAB A CONCAVE SURFACE

#Monsterdon
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I may have to clip out that "Good Girl" and turn it into a notification on my phone. ............ for personal reasons. #Monsterdon

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#Hercules1985
Hercules punches with the force of 1960s Batman. Pow!

"QUICK! Escape into the obvious trap!" #Monsterdon

“Quick! Inside the stone mouth right next to where you were tied up. That seems to be the safest place.”

#Monsterdon

I mean, it looks like these two ladies can hold their own against these things. Why do the need Hercules when they can save their own silken flanks? #Monsterdon

Because "inside the stone mouth" isn't ominous or anything

#Monsterdon

Get in my (stone) mouth if you want to live.

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"inside the stone mouth"

yeah, because that seems like a safe location. nothing weird could ever possibly be in there.

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the slime people

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He can launch a log to escape velocity but he can't instantly take care of a few slime dudes? #monsterdon

It wouldn't be called "forbidden valley" if was a charmign neighborhood
Althoug it looks like a nice place.
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In the laaaa-aaaand of the bu-uut pluuuuuuuuuugs

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@Binder Uh oh... guess they're gonna steal all elements of them film too? #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

That's right, punch the cameraman!

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New question: Is Hercules (still) married?

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Hercules now with power flash Pew-Pew fists. #Monsterdon

Did he give her a "Good girl" in that fight? Astonishing dialogue. #Monsterdon

Those are some Power Rangers Putty Patrol leaps if I've ever seen 'em.

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HAHAHAHA I want a cave with an entrance like that. Please and thank you.
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the slime people are afraid of cherry eyes

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#monsterdon There’s a lot of juicy here.

@nev we had one good line last time, too

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That gaping mouth-- that's not a set, it's an actual place! Does anyone recognize where this is?

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Superman Swamp Romp!

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...is that a buddah in the background? what?

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Superman II, Forbidden Planet, Swamp Thing, we're getting loads of movies in one!

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@diazona @SRLevine 😂

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There's a lot more punching in this version of Slime Rancher than I expected.

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"Who art thou, and wherefore hath my speech become thus?"
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⁉️ ADVENTURES OF TRIVIA 💪✨

Margie Newton (Aphrodite) worked simultaneously on The Adventures of Hercules (1985) AND The Final Executioner (1984). She worked on one during the day and the other at night.

She loved acting in both movies, but the stress gave her an eating disorder.

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Damn, Herc be punchin' folks so hard it breaks the camera. #Monsterdon

All this talk of slime people and holding by suction this is definitely a #Monsterdon for the fediverse

At least the stunt people are having fun in this movie #Monsterdon

OK, that looks like a stone pillory?

Not a lot of muck and mire.

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The Sleestaks got her!!

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#monsterdon Parco dei Mostri!!! 🙌🙌🙌

Hell yes I've always wanted to see this place

It's Swamp Thing. Things. #Monsterdon

ITS-A TRAP

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The slime people fight is pretty funny. #monsterdon

BAF! POW! SOC! #monsterdon #hercules1985

I recognize that sculpture garden!

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These stone animals are honestly really cool! Especially the turtle.

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ferrigno would honestly be more attractive with less muscle. his body just looks weird

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Slime Ninjas, more like.

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The cave looks horny

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Ooze people handling tied up sexy women? I've seen enough hentai to know where THIS is going.... #Monsterdon

So the blood gives him life, and also clothing and a crown? Neat trick.
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Okay this is the first time we've seen Hercules in the same frame as a character from this movie. So Lou Ferrigno must have filmed *something*.

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A terrible fucking move, narratively speaking, to just revive the villain from the previous story, but I've heard of the plot of The Rise of Skywalker so I guess I'm used to it

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The slime people who hold you by suction, sure

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King Minos thinks he's so special, but we could go to Burger King right now and get that crown *and* a cheeseburger. #monsterdon

@SRLevine I kind of thought she made it up on the spot.

#Monsterdon

Hercules movie == Barbarian film

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Chia pets of ancient Hellas!

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Holy Land of the Lost #Monsterdon

They hold you by what? #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

#monsterdon THE GODS FORM VOLTRON!

BEWARE OF THE SLEESTACK? What does that even mean?

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oooh I _love_ Forbidden Valley Ranch.

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usually it's just subtext but this movie is going out of its way to structure its entire plot around how women are not to be trusted #monsterdon

They hold you by suction!

Suction you say? Tell me more!

#monsterdon

Hold you by suction? I wi--

Um, I mean, it looks like they hold you with their arms, like they're actors in rubber suits.

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#monsterdon nowadays, we make horse tack out of leather. But back in Hercules times, it must've been different. How about uhhhhhhhh sheepskin

I mean, it looks like they were holding her with their arms, not with suction

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She almost ran right onto that freaking spear! Watch where's you're going! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"this is a very dangerous region"

[smash cut to moss-covered turtle statue]

#Monsterdon

csi: hercules will solve this crime

#Monsterdon

I'm glad they did a cutaway flashback to the slime people attacking so we knew it wasn't an ethnic slur.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"They hold you by suction!"

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Slime Creatures from Outer Space? #Monsterdon

The forbidden valley looks like the back yard of someone's estate. #monsterdon

ah yes, "by suction." of course.

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#monsterdon It's not “A dreary place”, It's ANAHEIM dammit. Screw you man, enjoy being trapped on the 110 Harbor Freeway beeeotch!

@faoluin@chitter.xyz Maybe the got the actor to do a Buy One Movie, Get One Free deal. #Monsterdon

"The slime people" that's really the best name they could come up with?

#Monsterdon

THEY HOLD YOU BY SUCTION #monsterdon #hercules1985

@bstacey 😁#Monsterdon

"slime people"

wut

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I dunno man, even the soundtrack seems bored by this sequel. #Monsterdon

I am so tempted to start to intuit what kind of off-stage antics were behind this ... production. #Monsterdon

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oh good the grey gets to have a snackaroo in the background also

The Slime People

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Minos is all: Hercules!? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

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I won't think about Dudley DoRight. I won't.