Perseus is gonna be pissed when he hear about this part. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I like how they think they have to explain the shield/mirror/gorgon thing to us as if we were as dull as Hercules

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He probably knew if he didn't say 'shant' they'd just dub it but it probably killed him to do. #monsterdon

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Hilariously BAD script and delivery!

Lyet me lyook yat you #monsterdon #hercules1985

Where's a clockwork owl when you need one? #Monsterdon

The dialogue is very obviously recorded in post and it's SO distracting #monsterdon #hercules1985

They must have someone offscreen spritzing Herc with olive oil every scene. Little spray bottle filled with…well, definitely not extra virgin.
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Getting stoned with her? No, Herc, JUST SAY NO to Drugs!

#Monsterdon
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A gentle reminder, for all ye who do not remember it, that "thou"/"thee" are the second person familiar pronouns, and "you"/"ye" are the formal/plural pronouns.

#Monsterdon

"I'm over hyeeeeeeere"

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you shall find her??? that's not her, right there???

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

"I will find you" he says to the person who's literally right in front of him

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Again, Lou's physique actually seems to cause him more problems than it's worth. That pointing back gesture he made? Stiff as FUCK. He'd be more convincing as powerful if he were LESS buff. #Monsterdon

are we doing "phrasing"?

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Oh shit. They're shadowing the cast so they don't have to pay for makeup & hair. #Monsterdon

@hollie@social.coop And here I expected a bunch of boring welding...

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Don't tempt the gods

bc, Zeus, well…Ol' Daddy Thunderbolt got a rep, ladies 🫤

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Oh, glow sticks, I guess they were rave chicks and not Amazons after all #Monsterdon

You must go, go now, the way I'm pointing, go, now, now go!

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"Shan't" is another word we need to start using more as a society. #Monsterdon

i shan't be long.

i predict he'll be somewhat under an hour.

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he shan't be long

don't be stupid, he shan't even be shan'tner

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"I shan't be long!"

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Cyalume men.

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Hahaha he flexes his chest when he's trying to punctuate something he's said

I want to know if that habit developed before or after making this movie

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"hahaha! I'm over here! Now I am over here!"

#StrongBad

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SHAN'T

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So... the gorgon has a thunderbolt deep inside her...
... and Herc's gotta get it out?

Hmmm hmmm.

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I shan't be long!

#monsterdon In the mouth, run! Mmmm yummy.

"Shan't"

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Kobe! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

“There is nothing as beautiful as the human body *looks at Hercules* you know, usually” #Monsterdon

Yeah, throw that clearly not a foam rock at them!
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#monsterdon Hercules vs. the hairy mustard and mayo monsters.

I said this is the way way out not the way in.

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This fighting is riveting!

Sorry I can't stop

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@LingLass If they run out of light they need to have enough on them to light a new torch.

#Monsterdon

They're fighting the embodiment of Mentos, the Freshmaker.

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"Fight them!"

Oh, Herc's a tactical master all right. #Monsterdon

Oh the power rangers. #Monsterdon

Man, this movie had a bigger Puddy budget than the whole series of MMPR

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Was that a record scratch effect? bwhaahha

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Kryptonite aliens! #monsterdon #hercules1985

I almost respect how much practice Lou has put in to his lines this time around. He really buckled down. #Monsterdon

You've been through the forbidden valley and now you're using the rear entrance which is truthfully an exit. #Monsterdon

my gods, LASERMEN #monsterdon

fucking dragur everywhere in these tunnels

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I want the next headwear to double as a cornucopia.

Oh no! The Doublemint Ghosts!

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@hollie Second only to the cocaine budget.

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I wonder what they used to give Ferringo that distinctive sheen.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Why does she have Thai classical dancer gold fingernails??

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHerculesIi1985

oh, so she freezes them while they're doinkin', or preparing to doink? Moments of great tension?

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"Who art thou?"

Why the Shakespearian Moment here #Monsterdon

How do you know what mummies are Mr. Ancient Greek Demigod?

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“Follow me, girls who might be Amazons or might be 90’s ravers” #Monsterdon

She one of the gorgons?

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Everyone in this cave is well oiled #Monsterdon

"They look so real..."

They're... They're people in caked makeup. C'mon. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

that up was so close I saw her contact lenses

scene: 👀

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@CactuarJoe Because they went into the "stone mouth" #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

I can't be sure about the realism of glaucia's shoes, but they're close enough that I'm going to call "fuck heels" #monsterdon

At least the women’s costumes aren’t just swim suits with weird fringe hanging from the crotch this time

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Menusa, Gorgons for Men. #Monsterdon

Okay, I obviously misheard (my ears aren't great) but to me it sounded like she said "I am Urine." #Monsterdon

"He's a super bad guy. Should we really wake him?"

"We can handle him."

That always goes well.

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Herc just thou-ing someone at first glance? What a jerk!
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Chappell Roan?

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It's a rare pleasure to have you in our midst.

Oh, thanks, this is a lovely uh, midst you have here.

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A lot of body oil in this movie

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#TheAdventuresOfHercules

earthlings

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Keeping his pecs well oiled makes Hercules particularly sensitive to the air flow. #Monsterdon

Ok, Euryale is a trap I'd fall into.
I'd be the stone statue with a dopey and slightly letcherous look on his face, and his belt half unbuckled.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"they look real"

sir you JUST met this woman

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"Lady your "palace" looks like my mom's basement"

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Never trust smiling statues #Monsterdon

Sleestaks.

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The fuck are they that she's like, "Wazzaaaaaappppp, Earth filthies"?

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Herc, suddenly oiled up. #Monsterdon

Hercules seems much more confidant now. Seasoned.

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Oh look, someone took the time to oil Herc's Pecs between the last scene and this one. #Monsterdon

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The headwear is getting sillier..

I am u r aly #monsterdon #hercules1985

Oh good, cave mood lighting. #Monsterdon

“Some gods are evil.”

“How can we tell the difference?”

“Don’t worry about it.”

That was an actual line. He just shut her up, saying “Don’t worry about it.”

#Monsterdon

I first saw it on a Michael Nyman album cover!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noises,_Sounds_%26_Sweet_Airs#/media/File:Noisessounds&sweetairs.jpg

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"Who are you? And who does your wardrobe, we need to have words."

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All oiled up and everything
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GOODEEEEVENING #monsterdon #hercules1985

Slime people fight just like those minions on a supersentai series, like Changeman
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These are some cheesy slime monsters. But quick—inside the stone mouth #Monsterdon

"Something lives in here (the stone mouth)."

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Quick! into the open mouth cave. It looks safe.

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love getting flash-banged with a retro computer startup flashing screen every time Hercules throws a punch

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They cut just before that horse took a shit lol.

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"Inside the stone mouth."?#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

That was some trash budget gilly suit sub Doctor Who monster effect. #Monsterdon