We're mocking this setup, but this was definitely a mid-arc plotline for a couple of episodes of Naruto.

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The Rocketeer!

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This is giving "high schoolers fucking around in the park

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I thought he sounded wrong so I had to look it up. Lou's voice was dubbed over in this film. No big deal, just an interesting curiosity. I think they may have dubbed some of the actresses, too. #Monsterdon

Look, it’s the Blair Witch #monsterdon #hercules1985

The laughter wasn't in the script, that's the mad giggling of the director. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar there are scenes?

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gods this scene is dragging #monsterdon

fiddlers ran out of bow before the movie figured out the pacing, great job editors

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You like how we could hear Hercules thoughts but only for one thought? Like we couldn't be trusted to figure out that he's using the shield as a mirror? #monsterdon

Pretend this is suspenseful at all. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ENDS

nothing happens

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This is just LARPing on someone else's tab. #Monsterdon

how do they know all these random fucking backstories of these """"hidden"""" monsters???

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now they have to brave the three dangers of the forest: quicksand, flame spurts, and- wait, wrong movie

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I think I saw a stray giant mushroom?

Where can I get wind chimes like that they're cool #Monsterdon

"the little people" what are they, Hobbits? Where do they live? What the eat?
Tonight, on "The Adventures of Hercules"
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Points for the screen wipes.

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#monsterdon "they're dolls! Hundreds of thousands!"

Ok well, there's maybe 20 of them

These hanging dolls were super creepy before the exposition started.

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"Don't you mean... petrified?" #monsterdon #hercules1985

@helianthropy 👀 Valid question. #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

"This resembles hell on earth." What on earth? This is Greek mythology, not Christian!

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I mean it's a little creepy but "Hell on Earth" is a bit much.

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This resembles hell on earth.. I couldn't agree more. If you mean this movie.

This is so so affordable! Well done, prop dept. #Monsterdon

I'm not sure which is hokier, the dialogue or those FOAM MUSHROOMS. #Monsterdon

Dolls, hundred of thousand (off screen)
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Clay figures discarded from local high school.

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Let us stand here and be pumped #Monsterdon

#monsterdon THOU. SHANT. heheheheh.

"It's so gloomy here, like a land of lost souls"...
... Rhyl?

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Why is the thunderbolt inside their belly? That’s gotta cause some awful indigestion.

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imagine coming upon this set and not realizing people were filming a movie here.

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"And to think Tartarus was once the favourite of zeus, until he made Zeus's teeth yellow"

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Can the medusa centipede-thing come back to life? That was the best part so far.
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Spoopy mannequins. Clearly the work of a fiend. #Monsterdon

That was so many vertical wipes in a non Star Wars film.

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"Zeus has sent me here to find his Mighty Thunderbolts."

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This movie just basically narrates everything #monsterdon #hercules1985

@trixter uhhhhhh giant fans yeah that's it. #monsterdon

Herc vs. The Knights Who Say NI!

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"looks around at hung-up foam characters" "It's so gloomy here!"

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Holy shit there is so much lore in here. Hercules II: the ttrpg. #Monsterdon

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my dental hygenist also fears the demon tartar

Who's in charge of keeping track of the scene thefts? #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

The claymation Medusa scorpion is my favorite character so far.
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Nice scorpion monster!

Coupon number two acquired.

Where is he carrying them?

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"He uses science against godly powers"

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Why do the gods have a giant glowing donut? Is it glowing because the donuts are fresh out of the fryer? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Let's just move on to the next monster fight, shall we? #monsterdon

I'm sorry please explain how he used "science" to change the winds back.

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Wait until I activate the power of the Superzap button!

Walking montage! #monsterdon #hercules1985

This is a real paint-by-numbers affair, huh?

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Why are the thunderbolts different colors?

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ray harryhausen called, he wants his stretch armstrong back

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The gods, thwarted by science? But that NEVER happens! #Monsterdon

Ok, I do love me some stop motion. Even if it's a little cheesy. #Monsterdon

Okay the sound effects have been fun, I'm enjoying the rattling soul puppets
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SHE'S A GUMBY GORGON

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Was Medusa a scorpion woman in this movie? Or was this supposed to be one of her sisters? I recall something about the other gorgons being less human seeming.

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Where is Hercules tucking these thunderbolts? 🤔

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@Taweret
One step forward, two steps back

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Three days and three nights is enough to get to the edge of time and space, got it

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OK that monster was pretty cool and nice animation I approve #Monsterdon

Didn't the Gorgon sisters each have unique magic misandry powers?
It was only Medusa who was a snake-petrifier?

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Herc will soon taste the rainbow.

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Wait, one of the statues moved!. 🤣
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What a terribly proportioned Medusa :/ #Monsterdon

Ray Harryhausen no!

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Narrate the Medusa plot! #Monsterdon

citation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stheno_and_Euryale

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Wait, his lips weren't moving ... decapitation!

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Okay, skinny scorpion monster was kinda fun. Cheesy, but fun. #monsterdon

“I’m coming! I’m about to come. I’m very close. Be quiet. Oh goddammit!”

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Oh this just makes me miss Ray. #Monsterdon

was…was that screaming coming from her neck…?
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She didn't see that coming

HAR AHRRHahhahrh

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Movie, we covered this.

Don't call back to a better movie in your movie.

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Okay, Big Her, I'm'a smarten you up for a sec

I've fallen for the whole "female voice says 'yoo-hoo, this way'" before

there ain't never no Yoo-Hoo there, not a single damn time

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this is how my dates *always* end. damn it.

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oh look we're doing clash of the titans again

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Stop motion animation #monsterdon #hercules1985

So the women do at least seem to hold their own in the fights, so that's nice.
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#monsterdon Medusa makes us rock hard…

With 7 thunderbolts he can get a free pint of froyo

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claymation medusa!

These poor actors who are supposed to be standing still like statues can’t keep themselves from looking around or slightly moving in the background.

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"We need to hear his thoughts or else the moviegoers will be confused, you see" #monsterdon #hercules1985

Hercules has interiority???? Least believable part of this movie so far

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This is just a shot for shot rip off. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

This Goddess Could Have Been a Gorgon

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Imagine having your face that close to Lou Ferrigno's nipple and having to hold yourself completely still.

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The only impressive thing in this sequence is the actors staying still.

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wow okay they really thought that would be too much for the audience to understand, then?

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"Wait for me. I shan't be long."
I'll just hail a handsome cab and we'll be away.

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Whoops, statue is having trouble standing still :P #Monsterdon

Violence! #Monsterdon