Fake-out! These are all Zeus' sperm creating more demigods!

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We need Neil deGrasse Tyson commenting on this planetary formation sequence.

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This opening reminds me a little of later Superman films.

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2 Her 2 Cules
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snacks: almond honey shortbread cookies; Westmalle Dubbel

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Gettin' all the wub wub wub #Monsterdon

And so the MST3K logo planet was born.
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Don't have enough footage for an entire feature film? Pad it.

Like in The Adventures of Hercules, where the title sequence is nearly *8 minutes* long.

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the gods really do just want to make us look at all their balls, don't they

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Hurl that planet into Space!

oh.....

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I wonder what Hercules is doing right now...

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Please stop chucking angry cysts at us, movie.

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Ahhh! he yeeted a bunch of sunflower seeds into space!

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Cause last week’s cosmology didn’t work so well … #Monsterdon

These are some goddamn hippy effects.

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Giant glowing balls. Great way to start a Sunday Night. Let's do something about that, I've got to work tomorrow... #Monsterdon

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Time for massive muscles and perhaps subpar writing?

And the narration begins.
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Imperia was her Roman name, the Greeks knew her as the goddess Retcon #monsterdon

aright, this can be my #monsterdon root thread for Herc'85

Is that the MST3K moon? #monsterdon

So, no aliens with clockwork monsters and genderbent Daedalus?

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Was this ever in 3D? It's very 3D-coded.

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Is this a mythology lesson about the planets, or a great big game of pool? YOU DECIDE

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Empiria?

Fuzzy planets.

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anybody for an out of focus game of marbles?

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BEHOLD

STYROFOAM

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Evil EYE and Planets and shit #monsterdon #hercules1985

@strangefour if Hercules throws something fast enough that it might as well have been shot out of a cannon, I'll count that

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Once upon a time, a god dropped a lightbulb in the dark... #Monsterdon

Oh hell yes, the opening exposition is already in space. This is hopefully foreshadowing that EVEN MORE THINGS WILL BE THROWN INTO SPACE.

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Well, at least they're going with their own mythology instead of ancient Egypt — where the seed that spawned all the stars and planets was autofellated then spat out again by a god.

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Consider this my warning for my upcoming barrage of #monsterdon toots for The Adventures of Hercules II. They'll be replies threaded here, so mute the thread or the hashtag. (Also, I did not join last week, so I will be even more surprised at the sequel nonsense than I would have been otherwise.)

Superman! No wait... #Monsterdon

Don't blame me, I voted for Critters 4
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Oh this is just like Universe Sandbox #Monsterdon

We now bring you a wacky lava-lamp trip version of Greek mythology, entirely distinct from last week's wacky lava-lamp trip version of Greek mythology

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BALLS! #monsterdon #hercules1985

More creation myth exposition. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear whee space myth confusion! With Mecha monsters and laser pew pews
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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR CREDITS 💡

(wow those are bright)

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did we take notes last week on the ontogeny so we can see if it matches up?

narration intro again

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Cosmology by Dave Sim #Monsterdon

Narration! Thank the gods!

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Another creation myth?

I'm letting you know now that this intro is for people who thought the superman opening credits weren't long enough

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Alright! Time for Hercules 2: Electric Boogaloo!

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EYE! #monsterdon #hercules1985

Is this Raiders?

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SOMEBODY TURN DOWN THE CSS DROPSHADOW ON FERRIGNO, geez, haven't ANY of you people studied graphic design?

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That was totally the LinkedIn logo

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Miru’s trailer: “Monsters compete for the honor of killing Hercules”

Oh good, that means we get rid of him in this one, right???

Right???

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@SnoopJ

He can't be creded, true.

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Oh gosh, Lou Ferrigno! Hope he doesn't hulk out too much here. #Monsterdon

Lou Ferrigno + Narration #monsterdon #hercules1985

Oh great, yet more exposition. With more acid trip special effects.

We are in for a goodun.

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Please say Hercules toss a bear in this movie, too. #Monsterdon

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Wow, this trailer spoils everything about the movie, doesn't it.

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We've got MGM Sign!

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Okay, you variegated Hulk. let's do this. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Hercules II
(The Adventures of Nercules)
[We couldn't decide what to call this]

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IS lou ferrigno incredible tho? is he???

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Rawr

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I can already feel the power in this movie just from the opening #monsterdon

Let’s GO! #monsterdon #hercules1985

Hercules II: the Legend of Hercules, as told to Hercules, by Hercules from a novel by Hercules. #Monsterdon

Cue All-Kazoo Orchestra Superman theme in 3, 2, 1... BEEEE BE BE BE BEEEE / BEEEEEE BEEEEEE BEEEEEE...

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Tubi's always telling me to sign up to save progress and I keep telling Tubi I wish activism was that simple. #monsterdon

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Sweet, there's a gorgon head in this movie!

Better than a spaghetti western! Go! Go! Go!

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Okay, folks, we made it through last week relatively unscathed, so we're going in on the sequel!

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Trailer: "The Incredible Lou Ferrigno"

lol

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5...4...3...2...1 GO

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WE GOT ALL THE MANTITTY SIGN AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!

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