Whyyyyy are we always starting with the Big Bang???
Well, not exactly. But considering this is the second movie, maybe we could dispense with the βand this is how all life beganβ
Clip recycle time. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Is that Zero from Nightmare before Christmas? LOL!
Planets don't make noises like this when they feel safe. #monsterdon
extremely bold for a sequel to begin at the dawn of time again, just like the first movie did. sequel in the sense of "in an adjacent timeline" rather than the usual "in an adjacent time" #monsterdon
Still on track for getting *everything* wrong about Greek mythology I see.
We need Neil deGrasse Tyson commenting on this planetary formation sequence.
Fake-out! These are all Zeus' sperm creating more demigods!
2 Her 2 Cules
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snacks: almond honey shortbread cookies; Westmalle Dubbel
Gettin' all the wub wub wub #Monsterdon
And so the MST3K logo planet was born.
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Don't have enough footage for an entire feature film? Pad it.
Like in The Adventures of Hercules, where the title sequence is nearly *8 minutes* long.
the gods really do just want to make us look at all their balls, don't they
I wonder what Hercules is doing right now...
Please stop chucking angry cysts at us, movie.
Ahhh! he yeeted a bunch of sunflower seeds into space!
These are some goddamn hippy effects.
Giant glowing balls. Great way to start a Sunday Night. Let's do something about that, I've got to work tomorrow... #Monsterdon
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Time for massive muscles and perhaps subpar writing?
And the narration begins.
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Imperia was her Roman name, the Greeks knew her as the goddess Retcon #monsterdon
aright, this can be my #monsterdon root thread for Herc'85
Is that the MST3K moon? #monsterdon
So, no aliens with clockwork monsters and genderbent Daedalus?
Was this ever in 3D? It's very 3D-coded.
Is this a mythology lesson about the planets, or a great big game of pool? YOU DECIDE
anybody for an out of focus game of marbles?
Evil EYE and Planets and shit #monsterdon #hercules1985
@strangefour if Hercules throws something fast enough that it might as well have been shot out of a cannon, I'll count that
Oh hell yes, the opening exposition is already in space. This is hopefully foreshadowing that EVEN MORE THINGS WILL BE THROWN INTO SPACE.
Consider this my warning for my upcoming barrage of #monsterdon toots for The Adventures of Hercules II. They'll be replies threaded here, so mute the thread or the hashtag. (Also, I did not join last week, so I will be even more surprised at the sequel nonsense than I would have been otherwise.)
Well, at least they're going with their own mythology instead of ancient Egypt β where the seed that spawned all the stars and planets was autofellated then spat out again by a god.
Superman! No wait... #Monsterdon
Don't blame me, I voted for Critters 4
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Oh this is just like Universe Sandbox #Monsterdon
We now bring you a wacky lava-lamp trip version of Greek mythology, entirely distinct from last week's wacky lava-lamp trip version of Greek mythology
BALLS! #monsterdon #hercules1985
More creation myth exposition. #Monsterdon
@cocaine_owlbear whee space myth confusion! With Mecha monsters and laser pew pews
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did we take notes last week on the ontogeny so we can see if it matches up?
narration intro again
Cosmology by Dave Sim #Monsterdon
Another creation myth?
I'm letting you know now that this intro is for people who thought the superman opening credits weren't long enough
EYE! #monsterdon #hercules1985
Alright! Time for Hercules 2: Electric Boogaloo!
SOMEBODY TURN DOWN THE CSS DROPSHADOW ON FERRIGNO, geez, haven't ANY of you people studied graphic design?
That was totally the LinkedIn logo
Miruβs trailer: βMonsters compete for the honor of killing Herculesβ
Oh good, that means we get rid of him in this one, right???
Right???
Oh gosh, Lou Ferrigno! Hope he doesn't hulk out too much here. #Monsterdon
Lou Ferrigno + Narration #monsterdon #hercules1985
Oh great, yet more exposition. With more acid trip special effects.
We are in for a goodun.
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Please say Hercules toss a bear in this movie, too. #Monsterdon
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Wow, this trailer spoils everything about the movie, doesn't it.
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We've got MGM Sign!
Hercules II
(The Adventures of Nercules)
[We couldn't decide what to call this]
Okay, you variegated Hulk. let's do this. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
IS lou ferrigno incredible tho? is he???
Rawr
I can already feel the power in this movie just from the opening #monsterdon
Letβs GO! #monsterdon #hercules1985
Hercules II: the Legend of Hercules, as told to Hercules, by Hercules from a novel by Hercules. #Monsterdon
Cue All-Kazoo Orchestra Superman theme in 3, 2, 1... BEEEE BE BE BE BEEEE / BEEEEEE BEEEEEE BEEEEEE...
Tubi's always telling me to sign up to save progress and I keep telling Tubi I wish activism was that simple. #monsterdon
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Sweet, there's a gorgon head in this movie!
Okay, folks, we made it through last week relatively unscathed, so we're going in on the sequel!
Better than a spaghetti western! Go! Go! Go!
WE GOT ALL THE MANTITTY SIGN AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!