The name Glossia sounds like a lot of other names to me. #Monsterdon

"It is cumming upon us"

🍆💦

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon These effects are really something. Could you guys bend at the ankle a little when landing, after being turned into animated sparks? To sell it a little?

#Monsterdon

I tuned out for a sec. Did the Hulk just do a tab of acid?

@fabio

Thou art generous. I shan't bogart.

#Monsterdon

huehue these noises lmao

#monsterdon

TFW the Bluetooth signal is so strong you don't even need earbuds #Monsterdon

That’s a really small thing of balm to cover two whole people #Monsterdon

I'm sorry, did she just tell Herc she already completed part of his quest? She's momming him. #Monsterdon

pretty quick side quest all things considered

#monsterdon

"Now fuck off out of our sea." #Monsterdon

@Binder it ran out of petrol

#Monsterdon

"Are you alright?" [pukes up seawater] "Yes, yes, I'm [hack] fine"

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

I have the strangest craving for the refreshing coolness of wintergreen lifesavers. Odd. #Monsterdon

🎶Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think
My collection’s complete?

#Monsterdon

Wait you *had* the sacred balm all along and we still had to sit through that speech?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Herc. Haven't you been paying attention, like, at all?

The gods suck.

#monsterdon #theadventuresofherculues1985

#monsterdon

This whole movie is a giant series of Reddit posts.

"You hold the fate of all that has been created in your hands... and you've got butterfingers?!"

#Monsterdon

OMG! The meridians have been changed!

#Monsterdon

The tides have swollen the seas, but we can't actually show that because budget.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Are Little People here munchkins? #Monsterdon

Gotta say, the first Percy Jackson book did this whole “stolen thunderbolt” plot better

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

MELANCHOLIA

A balm from the waters of the river Styx?

I don't buy it. It might bite you, throw it in the pond.

#Monsterdon

OK, we've gone beneath the sea to get a quest from the telepathic queen and her two maidens.

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

telepathy is one solution to dubbing I guess

#monsterdon

will finding the remaining thunderbolts remove the warble effect from her voice?

#Monsterdon

[X-men theme throughout]

#monsterdon #theadventuresofherculues1985

It' makes dubbing much easier if you don't move your lips at all.

OK, cool, from the top then.

#monsterdon

She's telling Hercules what he needs for the boss fight. I already liked her before she ever opened her telepathic mouth. #Monsterdon

Ahhhh See the three sexy women under the sea for the lube that will soothe your burning.

If you want to prevent the burning next time, wear a condom. #Monsterdon

Office Zelda: The Movie

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Aquaman effect even works in dry-for-wet. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

@CactuarJoe much could be said of most mythology :3 #monsterdon

Non-speaking parts pay less, which explains the mermaid sequence #monsterdon #hercules1985

oooooooooooh, "balm", not "bomb"
#monsterdon

Collecting thunderbolts at a pretty good clip, I gotta say.
#monsterdon #hercules1985

They said 'the leaves lets you breathe underwater', not 'they turns you into radioactive tadpoles and drag you to the bottom of the sea'
#Monsterdon

Ah yes “fish”, known for being giant glowy laser sperm #Monsterdon

She's telepathy-splaining but she's got boobs out, so they're taking it. #Monsterdon

Nereid, Fareid, wherever you areid...

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

she gets a green woo-woo and he gets purple?? Are these woo-woos color coded in some way?

@north @paco “What’s science? Oh, it’s against the gods? Well, I hate the gods, too, so now I love this science.”

#Monsterdon

See, Antithetis is a Fareid. It all hangs together historically & cosmologically.

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

You had to really think hard to come up with a special effect this lazy.

#monsterdon

Oh, here we go. The adolescent boy costume designer. #monsterdon

I'm howling at these "special" effects. 😆
#Monsterdon

"welcome, to the land of the boob pasties" #monsterdon

Hercules, listen to me. The human world, it's a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

It was at this point the actors said they didn't know how to swim, so the writers had to improvise. #Monsterdon

Is she talking about Hobbits?

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ ADVENTURES OF TRIVIA 💪✨

😬 Director Luigi Cozzi says he was asked by producers to film additional scenes for The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (1983) to "save it".

🚨But they saw what he filmed and had him write a new story for the scenes.

🚩Then the tricky part: They asked him to shoot a few more scenes with Lou without telling Lou that they would be used for a sequel.

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

#monsterdon I thought Sith couldn't use green crystals in their light sabres :/

I don’t think it’s a good idea to call The Fates “the little people”, they’re not munchkins!! #Monsterdon

this is one hell of a drug trip,
golden leaves don't fuck around
#monsterdon

Taste the rainbow! #Monsterdon

foetus the what now?

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

They ate the herbs and were immediately and hilariously yeeted into the sea!

#monsterdon

hehe she said "thetis" #monsterdon

"Y'know what'd've been even better? If they taught us how to swim."

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

She looks jealous don't worry though Herc isn't equipped to get up to anything #Monsterdon

pew pew pew

and now they're underwater

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I mean, they did pull out ALLLL the camera tricks, so they got that going for them

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

I need some edibles for this movie. It would make more sense, I feel..

...actually, it would probably do the opposite of sucking

#Monsterdon

and now we're underwater force ghosts #monsterdon

"What is it?" (sparkly leaves from the pixies)

"Time is short. Take it."

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

Turns out none of the Slime creatures had a coupon.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Just piling MacGuffin on MacGuffin #Monsterdon

Prop master: Look, I REALLY need help with this project, I know I should’ve done it earlier, please don’t be mad at me-when’s it due? …uhhhh, tomorrow?
Their 8 year old kid:
#Monsterdon

Someone at some point will need to thank the little people

#Monsterdon
#TheAdventuresOfHercules

well, you should probably specify WHICH water creatures. could be whales. that would suck

#Monsterdon

"We'll eat these random herbs two chicks in a fire gave me, and go on a trip!"

Seems legit.

#Monsterdon

Sword of ice, or maybe hot-melt glue and fiberglass, whatevs. #monsterdon

THAT'S A CROSSWORDS RACING PORTAL

#monsterdon

@ramsey Famously!

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

every time they say little people I'm thinking of Darby o'gill

#monsterdon

I do fully expect this movie to become "Darby O'Gill & The Little People" now. Don't let me down.

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

Who the hell is Hespa

#Monsterdon

"How can we stop the fire monster?"

"We have to show the fire monster that we believe in our beliefs just as much as they believe in theirs"

sorry

#Monsterdon

"...And that's it. Am... Am I still on? Is the cauldron still transmitting? Hello? You can turn this thing off now. Where's the End Call button?" #Monsterdon

decided not to hold hands after all, huh?

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Now smoke these leaves #Monsterdon

“They only speak the truth. Fairies never lie.”

#Monsterdon

This is exactly what Urania would be doing if she just wanted to bang Hercules

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Yes, swallow the herbs the pixies give you and you'll go beneath the sea. To an octopus' garden, most likely.

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

That's gillyweed. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

“Nonacril”?

These little people sound like some big pharma lobby #monsterdon #hercules1985

Nonacryl does sound like an over-the-counter heartburn medication.

#monsterdon

"How can we stop the fire monster?"

"It turns out the answer was water all along"

#Monsterdon

Yeah, but have you ever watched Hercules… ON HERB?!

#monsterdon #theadventuresofhercules1985

Just think, somebody got paid to write this sidequest

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Fire can only be defeated by water and water by grass but grass can be defeated by water. Do you want to be the very best? Choose your Starter Pokemon... #Monsterdon

Do they... do they come in a different flavor?

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

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actually, fire can also be defeated by non-water-based smothering #theMoreYouKnow

Poor Thetis. Big Her gonna somehow find Socrates so he can have some backup Antithetis.

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

Nobody can ground a bladed weapon in this film #Monsterdon

@paco Minos is a fan of “science.”

#Monsterdon

I must admit, when I saw the names of female actresses in the credits, I hoped they'd be pretty, in trashy/sexy/overly-shiney outfits, and this movie is totally delivering!

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules