I mean, they did pull out ALLLL the camera tricks, so they got that going for them

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I need some edibles for this movie. It would make more sense, I feel..

...actually, it would probably do the opposite of sucking

#Monsterdon

and now we're underwater force ghosts #monsterdon

"What is it?" (sparkly leaves from the pixies)

"Time is short. Take it."

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

Turns out none of the Slime creatures had a coupon.

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Just piling MacGuffin on MacGuffin #Monsterdon

Ha psych I didn't swallow mine SUCKA

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Prop master: Look, I REALLY need help with this project, I know I should’ve done it earlier, please don’t be mad at me-when’s it due? …uhhhh, tomorrow?
Their 8 year old kid:
#Monsterdon

Someone at some point will need to thank the little people

#Monsterdon
#TheAdventuresOfHercules

well, you should probably specify WHICH water creatures. could be whales. that would suck

#Monsterdon

"We'll eat these random herbs two chicks in a fire gave me, and go on a trip!"

Seems legit.

#Monsterdon

Sword of ice, or maybe hot-melt glue and fiberglass, whatevs. #monsterdon

THAT'S A CROSSWORDS RACING PORTAL

#monsterdon

@ramsey Famously!

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every time they say little people I'm thinking of Darby o'gill

#monsterdon

"Time is short. Take it" Boy have I heard that one before. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I do fully expect this movie to become "Darby O'Gill & The Little People" now. Don't let me down.

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

Who the hell is Hespa

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"How can we stop the fire monster?"

"We have to show the fire monster that we believe in our beliefs just as much as they believe in theirs"

sorry

#Monsterdon

decided not to hold hands after all, huh?

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"...And that's it. Am... Am I still on? Is the cauldron still transmitting? Hello? You can turn this thing off now. Where's the End Call button?" #Monsterdon

Now smoke these leaves #Monsterdon

“They only speak the truth. Fairies never lie.”

#Monsterdon

This is exactly what Urania would be doing if she just wanted to bang Hercules

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Yes, swallow the herbs the pixies give you and you'll go beneath the sea. To an octopus' garden, most likely.

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

Oh right, these movies were totally improv'ed. I forgot.

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That's gillyweed. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

“Nonacril”?

These little people sound like some big pharma lobby #monsterdon #hercules1985

Nonacryl does sound like an over-the-counter heartburn medication.

#monsterdon

Yeah, but have you ever watched Hercules… ON HERB?!

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"How can we stop the fire monster?"

"It turns out the answer was water all along"

#Monsterdon

Just think, somebody got paid to write this sidequest

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Fire can only be defeated by water and water by grass but grass can be defeated by water. Do you want to be the very best? Choose your Starter Pokemon... #Monsterdon

Do they... do they come in a different flavor?

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Poor Thetis. Big Her gonna somehow find Socrates so he can have some backup Antithetis.

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#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

actually, fire can also be defeated by non-water-based smothering #theMoreYouKnow

Nobody can ground a bladed weapon in this film #Monsterdon

@paco Minos is a fan of “science.”

#Monsterdon

I must admit, when I saw the names of female actresses in the credits, I hoped they'd be pretty, in trashy/sexy/overly-shiney outfits, and this movie is totally delivering!

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Well, at least you'll THINK you have gills like a fish. #Monsterdon

You're just going to take these "golden leaves" from these randos & smoke Herc up w/ them? Okee dokee. You're the precog. #Monsterdon

take

these golden leaves

and learn to swim again

lean to breathe the sea-a-a

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

So... they could only afford 2/3 of the Fates? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

They're sending her out for that jelly stuff stuntmen put on when they light themselves on fire. #Monsterdon

YESSSS GENDER-SWAPPED GOLD LAMÉ DAEDALUS IS BACK

#Monsterdon

For such a little people they have awlful big heads
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A Grecian beaver: You're telling me sticks made this river?

#Monsterdon
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They need No-man-krill? Is Odysseus a shrimp now?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

You must come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with Herc.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

@arrjay you have to send them back to kodak to get the photos off

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This movie really likes its oversize head sculptures. My unfounded theory is that the mustachioed god platform is director's face.
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The Subtitle/Dialogue mismatch is _rough_.

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I mean, better effects were possible in 1985 #Monsterdon

Okay now the "little people" are just making shit up to mess with their heads. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I mean, if it really makes science triumph, why would you need to use it more than once?? #Monsterdon

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Urania.. here is your task.. 30 minutes later.. got all that?

So many side quests #Monsterdon

"you must find the one and only material that can give protection to man"

... latex?

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Uh oh... did she say "I'll be right back"? Or something like that? #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

wait the little people are the fates? what the actual hell

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So Dedalus is back.
Ugh, I just noted she has something of a "codpiece" herself
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"The one and only substance that can give humans protection against the flames...

"Cocaine. Lots of it. Good luck, kiddo, you're gonna need it."

#monsterdon

This movie's giving me the vibe of one of those old school click and interact video games.

#Monsterdon

I am very attached to these characters.

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I don't mean to nitpick but that looks like a LARGE person, not a tiny one. #Monsterdon

It’s Daedalus again with the massive codpiece, and yet Minos can’t pronounce Daedalus’s name the same way he pronounced it in the last film.

With a codpiece like that, you’d think her name would’ve been much more memorable.

#Monsterdon

Wait… is the Hercules, or Zardoz? #Monsterdon

I won't be long!

Narrator: She was in fact, long.

#monsterdon

Urania loos a bit like Juliette Danielle and is a comparable actress #monsterdon #hercules1985

We're back on the same beach as we were before the forest. I thought we were going through the forest to somewhere else.

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

That is three bolts. We're almost halfway there.
#Monsterdon

Minos's gaysaber has evolved to a new form! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Money shot from the SWORD OF SCIENCE #Monsterdon

Yaaaay Daedalesse!! #Monsterdon

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Beware ye Gods, of the science that ye have resurrected.. I ... don't know what is happening anymore and there are no consequences from the first movie so...

THE CLIP SHOW IS GOOD

THE COHERENT PLOT IS EVIL

#Monsterdon

“Good luck Urania!”

“Byeee!”

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Minos and his buddy give off some real Eridan Ampora energy when they talk about science.

This may be the worst post I've ever made

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Daedalus is back too? How is she still around?

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

the isles of la what?

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So the age of reason was ushered in via a magic sword? #Monsterdon

how come i didn't get a sweet ass glowing sword when i finished my degree?????

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the ancient naos of La-what now?

This movie from the UK? Oz?

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Ok, whoever called out Zardoz earlier was prophetic.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

That's one giant stone head for the little people

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I

HAVE

THE POWERRRRR!

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C'mon, Hercules. Into this tight crevice. #Monsterdon

Is that the same as the blobby sword from last time? #Monsterdon

Zardoz again!

#Monsterdon
#Hercules1985

Ahh, the Sword of Minnesota. (Only available in January.)

#monsterdon #theadventuresofherculues1985

My Forest of Dangling Souls.

Kudos writers.

Kudos.

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"We'll use this magic sword to prove science! ...Uh, I guess!" #Monsterdon

@trixter

I was expecting this sound cue when he found that second lightening bolt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX0x97UiC3w

#monsterdon

"With this sword, science will triumph!"

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ZARDOZ

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I seriously can't get enough of the sound effects. It's like shitty Thundar the Barbarian. #Monsterdon

Noooo, bat-eared gender-swapped Daedulus is back

Whyyy???

Also, how is the sword science??

#Monsterdon

oh wait, it's androgynous Chaos with their massive codpiece! how you doin', Chaos!

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

They are really working the glowy special effects.
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