here we go again

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@moira ditto this animation
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Can’t struggle too much or those chains’ll just go flying.
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and look what's happened to her now!

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Didn’t we just have the shield adventure? #Monsterdon

YOU WILL DO YOUR BACK EXTENSIONS ON THE DREADED BALLLLLL!

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Are we re-using the chains from Minos' crypt?

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Am pretty sure i could sew a better mermaid tail than these.

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She's got a lot of dignity, huh. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They see and hear what you can't because they are high as kites on LSD babycakes!

Brian May is revulsed!

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Surely the high priest can have a name?

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Back at the ball altar - the "balltar" if you will #monsterdon #hercules1985

"I know this shield"

What a curious line. #Monsterdon

Just once I want to be invoked.

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“I know this shield. He was a friend of my grandfather.”

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The precursor to Captain America's shield

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"We built this set, we're gonna use it as much as possible!"

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i really wish they had let Lou say his lines in his own voice

Look there! It's the temple of double-exposure! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Glaucoma? no wait #monsterdon

"It's strange that Glaucoma didn't just stand perfect still exposed on a beach like a zombie waiting for us.

If nothing else you'd think one of the people hunting for her would've found her and left a shield behind."

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That means that suddenly, the Fire Nation attacked.

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"It's a shield!"

Thanks, Eagle Eye. #Monsterdon

Cara, essa continuação #Hercules1985 do Lou Ferrigno atinge níveis de ruindade dificilmente imaginados #monsterdon

@Vanalope what's the difference, really

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"I know this shield!"

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It's unfortunate they're on a sandy beach, which wouldn't leave clues to where she went, like footprints or something

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"Glouchester! Gout-ier! Global warming? What the hell was her name?" #Monsterdon

No let us continue on this ridiculous journey. #Monsterdon

Did she say sacred bomb or bong?

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Did you even tell your sister where you were going?

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I guess she gets to speak for the whole group since she has legs.

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The name Glossia sounds like a lot of other names to me. #Monsterdon

"It is cumming upon us"

🍆💦

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#monsterdon These effects are really something. Could you guys bend at the ankle a little when landing, after being turned into animated sparks? To sell it a little?

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I tuned out for a sec. Did the Hulk just do a tab of acid?

@fabio

Thou art generous. I shan't bogart.

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huehue these noises lmao

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TFW the Bluetooth signal is so strong you don't even need earbuds #Monsterdon

That’s a really small thing of balm to cover two whole people #Monsterdon

I'm sorry, did she just tell Herc she already completed part of his quest? She's momming him. #Monsterdon

pretty quick side quest all things considered

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"Now fuck off out of our sea." #Monsterdon

@Binder it ran out of petrol

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"Are you alright?" [pukes up seawater] "Yes, yes, I'm [hack] fine"

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I have the strangest craving for the refreshing coolness of wintergreen lifesavers. Odd. #Monsterdon

🎶Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think
My collection’s complete?

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Wait you *had* the sacred balm all along and we still had to sit through that speech?

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Herc. Haven't you been paying attention, like, at all?

The gods suck.

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This whole movie is a giant series of Reddit posts.

"You hold the fate of all that has been created in your hands... and you've got butterfingers?!"

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OMG! The meridians have been changed!

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The tides have swollen the seas, but we can't actually show that because budget.

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Gotta say, the first Percy Jackson book did this whole “stolen thunderbolt” plot better

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Are Little People here munchkins? #Monsterdon

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MELANCHOLIA

A balm from the waters of the river Styx?

I don't buy it. It might bite you, throw it in the pond.

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OK, we've gone beneath the sea to get a quest from the telepathic queen and her two maidens.

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telepathy is one solution to dubbing I guess

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I know we're all bagging on the female costume design but Herc is literally wearing leather short shorts.

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will finding the remaining thunderbolts remove the warble effect from her voice?

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[X-men theme throughout]

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It' makes dubbing much easier if you don't move your lips at all.

OK, cool, from the top then.

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She's telling Hercules what he needs for the boss fight. I already liked her before she ever opened her telepathic mouth. #Monsterdon

Ahhhh See the three sexy women under the sea for the lube that will soothe your burning.

If you want to prevent the burning next time, wear a condom. #Monsterdon

Office Zelda: The Movie

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Aquaman effect even works in dry-for-wet. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

@CactuarJoe much could be said of most mythology :3 #monsterdon

Non-speaking parts pay less, which explains the mermaid sequence #monsterdon #hercules1985

oooooooooooh, "balm", not "bomb"
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Collecting thunderbolts at a pretty good clip, I gotta say.
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They said 'the leaves lets you breathe underwater', not 'they turns you into radioactive tadpoles and drag you to the bottom of the sea'
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Ah yes “fish”, known for being giant glowy laser sperm #Monsterdon

She's telepathy-splaining but she's got boobs out, so they're taking it. #Monsterdon

Nereid, Fareid, wherever you areid...

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she gets a green woo-woo and he gets purple?? Are these woo-woos color coded in some way?

@north @paco “What’s science? Oh, it’s against the gods? Well, I hate the gods, too, so now I love this science.”

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You had to really think hard to come up with a special effect this lazy.

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See, Antithetis is a Fareid. It all hangs together historically & cosmologically.

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Oh, here we go. The adolescent boy costume designer. #monsterdon

I'm howling at these "special" effects. 😆
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"welcome, to the land of the boob pasties" #monsterdon

Hercules, listen to me. The human world, it's a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there.

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It was at this point the actors said they didn't know how to swim, so the writers had to improvise. #Monsterdon

Is she talking about Hobbits?

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ ADVENTURES OF TRIVIA 💪✨

😬 Director Luigi Cozzi says he was asked by producers to film additional scenes for The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (1983) to "save it".

🚨But they saw what he filmed and had him write a new story for the scenes.

🚩Then the tricky part: They asked him to shoot a few more scenes with Lou without telling Lou that they would be used for a sequel.

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#monsterdon I thought Sith couldn't use green crystals in their light sabres :/

this is one hell of a drug trip,
golden leaves don't fuck around
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I don’t think it’s a good idea to call The Fates “the little people”, they’re not munchkins!! #Monsterdon

Taste the rainbow! #Monsterdon

I think those things on the little people are supposed to be wings, but all I can see is this dress Kathleen Battle wore ages ago at Christmas at Carnegie

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foetus the what now?

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They ate the herbs and were immediately and hilariously yeeted into the sea!

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Before Nancy Reagan, people would always just immediately do any drugs you give them. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

hehe she said "thetis" #monsterdon

"Y'know what'd've been even better? If they taught us how to swim."

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She looks jealous don't worry though Herc isn't equipped to get up to anything #Monsterdon

pew pew pew

and now they're underwater

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Underwater pac man, okay #Monsterdon