Is Zeus going to pick up coupon number four from the sea?

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"Perish? But that's my least favorite thing to do"

Yes, it's good that you understand the gravity of your task, at last. #Monsterdon

That light ball he threw into space didn't even keep going. We were robbed!!

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Technically if they have 4 they are slightly beyond the halfway point. #Monsterdon

Why are the two swordmaidens looking so bored while Hercules fights.

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Well, that was a fun movie...wait, the begging. Ugh
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Oh jeez the fourth lightning bolt is way out there in the water and I just ate less than an hour ago.

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"The beginning? But we're four lightning bolts in? Surely that's past the middle?"

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Isn't this the second time she's compared something to hell on earth

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FIber optic headdress

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How come all these gods are big musclebound brutes? Aren't there any slim little femboys for us to look at? Or maybe a thicc bodied muscle mommy? #Monsterdon

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Urania has a little bit of a Sydney Sweeney vibe

So who's going to swim out there and get the lightning bolt. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

That blank look. Yeah, me too lady. #Monsterdon

"this is only the beginning" MOVIE IS HALF OVER #monsterdon

[knocks something into space] Finally!!!!

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those poor mermaids, they didn't ask for this

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Glossia is PISSED that you left her behind, and didn't give her gill-drugs,now she's the movie's primary antagonist. #monsterdon

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it's good to be the herc.

My bird is really digging these sound effects. He's whistling along with this fight! #Monsterdon

In the early 2000s remaster of these scene, Herc fights a sentient JPEG artifact.

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Ah yes.. the self-satisfied wrist grab.. classic.

Combat form: Interpretive Dance w/ Feat: We'll Fix It In Post. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I would love to see the raw footage of this, Lou Ferrigno pretending to struggle and fend off nothing for several minutes

This battle makes negative sense

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What even IS this fight?

How do you fight animated scribbles?

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lol the chains were just resting on her. Urania just slide them off.

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Again, just put a little divot in that rock. Some lumbar support. There's no call for that Target parking lot bollard of a sacrifice stone. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Herc needs the Flyswatter of Hephaestus #Monsterdon

Herc is punching ball lightning... Okay sure. Guess you can't afford good monsters.
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@Taweret Many people are asking this
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weeee, throwing around electricity is fun! let's go play in the substation switching yard.

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@Binder they couldn't afford any more footage. they spent all their budget on summoning greek gods

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Fucking hated this College of Winterhold quest.
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herc gotta wrestle a hot god so his lesbian friends can save each other.

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Herculese playin' Tron Deadly Discs… #Monsterdon

hell yeah punch the lighting

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I hate fighting icewraiths

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The dryest looking mermaids in all of movie history. #monsterdon

OK, the evil fire monster priest always looks shocked when it appears.

Dude, haven't you invoked this thing like a dozen times?

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Is that a large boulder, the size of a small boulder?
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"I am ready for you!" All oiled up and ready to go!

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Hercules, the Paladin, announcing that he's about to attack, because he's interested in social graces. #Monsterdon

Kremzeek's revenge! *static roar*
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If you're giving a girl to a monster, you don't call her a victim. You call her an offering. It's more politically correct. #Monsterdon

It’s Marvel’s /Agents of Shield/, best to just leave it buried #Monsterdon

"I am ready for you!" MMMM hay!

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@trixter more of a gengar, really. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait a minute, that IS the Forbidden Planet monster!

it is kinda wild watching this after having watched a bunch of Godzilla ‘77 and seeing Cozzi using a bunch of the same tinting gimmicks #monsterdon

“It’s hell on earth”

It’s blue dots

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@Taweret I mean I think you answered your own question there

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So we're just literally going to reroll the same sacrifice footage but w/ a different victim spliced in? Well. It's cost effective. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon But first, Urania, you should go chat up Mothra…

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I mean just the amount of time they spent doing all those little braids in her hair it's a real shame to just sacrifice all that to the fire god

Isn't that the same beach from the first movie?
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It's not that ghastly.

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Calgon, take me to heeeeellllll! #monsterdon

FROST-ty the fire god! Was a very cranky

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"It's ghastly! The budget... it's ghastly!"

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oh hey it's the electric Gremlin #monsterdon

DANGLING SOULS #Monsterdon

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The priest who invokes the fire monster.. does this ever end? THis is just people one-upping each other in the scriptorium now..

We got plenty of time, let's get some flap jaks first
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show me "director's thinly disguised fetish" for 200

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#monsterdon that bare tit with a limpet pastie is not quite as decorous as the first movie tried to be

Anyone know what kind of depreciation to expect when trying to re-sell plot coupons on the secondary market?

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here we go again

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@moira ditto this animation
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Can’t struggle too much or those chains’ll just go flying.
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and look what's happened to her now!

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YOU WILL DO YOUR BACK EXTENSIONS ON THE DREADED BALLLLLL!

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Didn’t we just have the shield adventure? #Monsterdon

Are we re-using the chains from Minos' crypt?

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Am pretty sure i could sew a better mermaid tail than these.

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She's got a lot of dignity, huh. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They see and hear what you can't because they are high as kites on LSD babycakes!

Brian May is revulsed!

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Surely the high priest can have a name?

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Back at the ball altar - the "balltar" if you will #monsterdon #hercules1985

"I know this shield"

What a curious line. #Monsterdon

Just once I want to be invoked.

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“I know this shield. He was a friend of my grandfather.”

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"We built this set, we're gonna use it as much as possible!"

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The precursor to Captain America's shield

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i really wish they had let Lou say his lines in his own voice

Look there! It's the temple of double-exposure! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Glaucoma? no wait #monsterdon

"It's strange that Glaucoma didn't just stand perfect still exposed on a beach like a zombie waiting for us.

If nothing else you'd think one of the people hunting for her would've found her and left a shield behind."

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That means that suddenly, the Fire Nation attacked.

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"It's a shield!"

Thanks, Eagle Eye. #Monsterdon

Cara, essa continuação #Hercules1985 do Lou Ferrigno atinge níveis de ruindade dificilmente imaginados #monsterdon

@Vanalope what's the difference, really

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"I know this shield!"

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It's unfortunate they're on a sandy beach, which wouldn't leave clues to where she went, like footprints or something

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"Glouchester! Gout-ier! Global warming? What the hell was her name?" #Monsterdon

No let us continue on this ridiculous journey. #Monsterdon

Did she say sacred bomb or bong?

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I guess she gets to speak for the whole group since she has legs.

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The name Glossia sounds like a lot of other names to me. #Monsterdon