"We could tell you where they are but" This is amazing. They're already compromising their own narrative of his doing feats. #Monsterdon
To boldly go where no Little People have gone before
But... but... Flora is too pretty to be frozen to death!
So this is the happy zippy dot as opposed to the bad zippy dot Hercules recently killed?
I don't understand the little people but I REALLY don't understand why the exploded
Lack of Informed Consent
Well you've managed to make cosmic grandeur boring.
I can't even find this costuming titillating, I'm too busy keeping up w/ their lore improvements. #Monsterdon
What does this have to do with ANYTHING? #Monsterdon
Sweet Oracle of Death was the name of my band in high school.
"Look, wrap her bits in gauze, tell her to smile and we'll fix it in post"
Star Babe #Monsterdon
She's just getting the run around
Filler filler filler
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are we supposed to be wowed by this
#Monsterdon
OK. That was wacky dialog.
H: Why the Oracle of Death?
U: The little people are spirits.They are not of this world. Have faith in me Hercules, and wait for me.
Wat?
#monsterdon
i'd use this as a desktop background
Speaking of poor spirits, this vanilla vodka is as rough as arseholes.
@arrjay too real
wait isn't the moon supposed to be hurtling towards the earth?
Not even the Oracle of Delphi who got high as a kite on volcanic fumes.
Just a disembodied voice and some skulls. Lame.
yay more drug trips
skull kool-aide hits pretty hard it seems
yeets you right into outer space
Skull clearly of the skeleton from SuperTed #Monsterdon
That's way too much for a beginner. She should start out with a blotter's worth for her first trip. #Monsterdon
If only alcohol were this good....
@xerozohar Come on Charlie, drink the potion. yeah, the potion Charlie! drink the potion!
So we're just talking to the Oracle of Death to get better signal strength on the Zoom call with the Little People?
No! These potions are too powerful for you. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
#Monsterdonπ§ββοΈ πͺ β°οΈβ‘ βοΈ π π±
That's a 'create and don a white bikini' potion right there!
Had to step away, anything thrown into space?
#monsterdon
You know, watching this movie reminds me of the commentary associated with The Incredibles, and how they made sound effects for a bunch of stuff.
The earth IS a difficult place, EVEN for spirits. I'm glad someone has the courage to finally say it. #Monsterdon
Minish Cap is such a weird game #monsterdon
Ancient Greek version of Eye of the Tiger now playing
Drinking potion = costume change! #Monsterdon
Yes, drink the potion from the talking, glowing skull altar. I'm sure it's fine.
Huh, potion of Xanadu. #Monsterdon
Trivia: Athena was played by Lou Ferrignoβs wife.
okay the score is bringing me back in this bit's aight
I suppose it won't last, we need to get back to boring bullshit soon
βWhy the Oracle of Death?β #Monsterdon
@bunnyhero there's only enough kool-aid on set for one
She's being visited by the spirit of Vangelis!
I do enjoy the sets and cheesy props. Like that glowy skull altar. #Monsterdon
wait did she just get the death oracle's answering machine
Romeo & Juliet, one player variant. #Monsterdon
Take a drink at the skull bar.
Urania is the only one who ever talks to the Little People
She could be making this all up
NYEAHHH, DRINK THE POTION URANIA #monsterdon
Well that clip of the grotto w/ pillars was cool. #Monsterdon
This woman is really keen on splitting the party. I'm sure this will not come back to bite her.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
OK, "Why the oracle of DEATH?" is this movie's "Never mind. We're here."
Bah! Delivering the Goddess of Spring into the Land of Ice is basically what happens here in Calgary every week from February to April #Monsterdon
I've been to Athens once. I think this is actually some real ruin near there.
#monsterdon
Everything in this movie is so anti-climactic. What should be serious twists just kinda land on-screen with a dull *thwap,* like a hunk of mud hitting plywood. #Monsterdon
Was⦠was that a wipe? #Monsterdon
Oops. Is he going to turn HER into a thunderbolt? #Monsterdon
i don't know what it is about this temple, but i keep expecting to see chain link fence hiding in a corner of the shot.
So *this* time, the fire monster *does* have a name. Still looks like the ID monster, though.
#monsterdon #hercules1985
"I shall consult an oracle"
A Urania Translation Inflection #Monsterdon
Minos - I can't believe that worked!
"I'm sensing something, Captain!"
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
I like that Minos' megalomania goes towards slaying Olympian gods and not....that Epstein shit...
I prefer that kind of Supervillainy
Freezing a goddess of Spring seems like a really bad idea
Also, why Flora? Why the heck not Persephone?
Credit where credit due: For the most part the effects are a lot better. A low bar to be sure but they are better. Someone even drew little flash reflections on herc. #monsterdon
Minos: βSorry, just taking a quick upright napβ #Monsterdon
@Louisa Didn't they end up in the Simpsons's basement?
He delivered her to the land of ice. It's next to the land of Dairy Queen. They'll treat her right. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon What was that sound effect?!
@gblues π#Monsterdon
Wait of frost or of ice? Pick one.
Flora! Change time! Spring forward!
My! People come and go so quickly here!
The subtitles are occasionally calling Flora "Laura" and every time they I have a moment of confusion wondering who the hell Laura is
I've been doing science! #Monsterdon
Your concern for me is bad-touching
#monsterdon I like these big "stone" heads, I remember them from the last movie
I wonder how many movies they've been in
Minos is mad. Mad w/ science. #Monsterdon
Minos just hangin' out in his own tomb. #Monsterdon
"May the stars be with you"
TrustNo1, a subtle clue that this is a stealth X-Files Prologue after all. #Monsterdon
Why these two have to look at #Hercules1985 so lascive, mr director?
#monsterdon
pout I want to learn to travel by Shamrock Shake power.
#Monsterdon
The clashing of these titans, perhaps?
If you succeed in collecting all the thunderbolts, you recieve a gift card to Olive Garden.
The destruction of Casper The Friendly Ghost #Monsterdon
Antius was just light and Herc couldn't even yeet him hard enough to achieve orbit pretty weak dude #Monsterdon
"behold the shrine of the silver monkey" #monsterdon
Urania: But this is only the beginning
Me: *checks how much time is left in the movie" It absolutely is not.
Gosh it sure would be awful if hercules got chained to the sacrifice boulder.... #monsterdon
Meanwhile at the celestial donut council...
βWe rebelled against Zeus to be free!β
βYeahβ¦ yeah..β
#monsterdon #hercules1985
you mean the Clashing of these two.... TITANS!?
βHercules has found the 4th lightning bolt, but this is only the beginning.β
βBut I thought the beginning was 4 lightning bolts ago!β
I mean like, I do get it, you defeat a monster, you get a bolt
but the bolt is where the monster died isn't it?
maybe Zeus is just gonna reach down and grab it
52 mins out of 88. we're past half way!
Only the beginning? By my count 4 out of 7 is halfway through. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985