a...MAGNA-WEB

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Love is evil, a fantastic message for the kids. #Monsterdon

“Queen of Spiders”, Charlotte?? SOME HERC #Monsterdon

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she bonked him!

I’ve got an Intergalactic hangover

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lol that was the lamest energy summoning in history

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"Glossary, what happened?"

Hold on, I need to page someone. #Monsterdon

I'd take a nap in a spider web hammock, too. It looks quite comfy.
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Oh fuck, we're fighting magnets now too?

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We are awfully low on thunderbolts with the runtime remaining...

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Thanks to the power of Multitasking, i am able to stay awake during this movie!

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"I'm not dead! I'm getting better!" #Monsterdon

I've been thinking of making an Internet video called "Everything Wrong With Total Recall in 2.2 Minutes". It would play the bit where the triple-breasted hooker says "Not free, but...available". And then the narrator would say "Not a god damn thing." Then it would play the bit where the freight elevator passes a ledge and Michael Ironside gets his arms lopped off, and the narrator would say, "Not a single fuckin' thing."

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@LingLass Yes! 😂

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okay it's a good Spider Temple! points!

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Join the Amazons! You can fight heroes and look glamorous, too.

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Guess I got the start time wrong #monsterdon

There was someone behind those actual real-life ruins. #monsterdon

The build of the unmasked warriors doesn’t seem to match the build of the masked warriors. 🤔

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Magnetic web. Ah yes. #monsterdon

Amazons: BIFF!! POW!! ZOK!! SPLOOT!! #Monsterdon

The Spider Queen?

…

Llolth?

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What. What are these amazons planning on doing with Hercules?

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Are they SPiders from Mars?

We saw this giant crab on Stranger Things, right? #Monsterdon

Tia Carrere? #Monsterdon

Queen of Spiders? Are these ladies Mephala worshippers? They don't LOOK like Dunmer....

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"We'll come back for her later."

… fucking why? She don't weigh but a buck-oh-five wet with bricks in her pockets. #Monsterdon

"Rise, and let your burning flesh melt together."

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queen of SPIDERS?

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“Be careful of the queen, Hercules, she can travel furthest in one move!” #Monsterdon

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I too would like to have a lion cauldron

hope I didn't steal that fact from you @JoeWynne 😆

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Their queen comes from fire. I think we'll get along. #Monsterdon

“Characters in blue face? What kind of racist shit is this?”

*Smurfs, probably

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@apLundell ruin-core

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Happy International Warrior Women Day

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I suspect most of these 'Amazons' are actually stunt dudes in wigs....it's like TERF's fantasy!

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Who is Cynthia and why does she have Amazons?

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Oh no, Herc's one weakness! Electrocution!

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They really like electricity visual effects in this. And yet they chose THUNDERBOLTS.

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lipstick warriors
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#monsterdon Amazons!

I wonder if they have enslaved dinks?

wait did she literally say everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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She died of ear blood #Monsterdon

Facials are done! Time to wash up.

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Cynthia?? I didn’t know she had Amazons #Monsterdon

Ouch, they tried to assassinate her, that's why her ear had a little blood. #Monsterdon

Why do they all have long blonde pigtails, what's up with this design

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Did Glaucia just drop an Amazon warrior by kicking her in the crotch

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So is death-by-Snu Snu off the table?

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He punched the hair out of that helmet! #monsterdon #hercules1985

@Binder all that screaming

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Lou, that was not an 'oh no not the Amazons of Scythia' face, that was an 'I'm gonna do this next algebra problem too' face!

“I already told you, I have my misgivngs” #Monsterdon

The Amazons of Scythia?

The Scythians, famous horse archers? #Monsterdon

Ask your doctor if science sword is right for you. Side effects include blue glowing face and rapid aging. #Monsterdon

Punch, Hercules, punch!

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Oh. Oh no. Blackface dude Amazonians. #Monsterdon

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It's like the same amazon over and over again.

I CALL BULLSHIT these can't be Amazons if they all have two breasts!

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#monsterdon "Now we only live to defend ourselves"

Haha relatable

Oh, so this is what the cheer squad has been up to during the downtime months!

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all my dates end like this, too. it's one or the other

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Hahaha

Casual coversatioKNIFE 🗡️

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happy International Women's Day

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@hollie

Maybe more than that, the Tubi ads are eating up a lot of the time too.
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No archers?

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Enter the Amazons!

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“We don’t know where her father was a priestess of” #Monsterdon

I mean, the pride-sword had it's charm. #monsterdon

This #Monsterdon is 85% Technobabble Ancient Greek Edition

Which is Amazon Prime?

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Costumes brought to you by Spirit Halloween #monsterdon

*god* that was an awful entrance #Monsterdon

drink the death potion, says the skull! it will be so cool!

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Oh yes of course. Amazons? Must be evil. #monsterdon

This Old Temple, with Kevin O'Connor

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What heck was that? The papier mâché ironing table, the two lumps floating over it, the explosion, the scream...? #Monsterdon

Not even a launch into orbit, tsk tsk

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Definitely better to land next to and present rather than stab on the way in. Much better.

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I'll bet Lou couldn't comb his own hair at this time.

Hercules lost his super hearing between films. #Monsterdon

Glaucia are you tripping balls?

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Alright let's do this #monsterdon

Ok the entire story takes place on earth and...

Visual effects supervisor, looking at the stack of space landscape art invoices.

Um...

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Is that Blackface?

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I have a thajestion. End this movie already #monsterdon

blah blah blah
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“I am Urania the White!”

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Oh no, the Knights who say Ni.

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"There's something strange about this temple..."

You mean the visible chain link in the corner over there? #Monsterdon

Urania's shocked and horrified about the special effects, I see.

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Astral fireworks, yay

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Oh noooooo what is this ambush #Monsterdon

@arrjay If I had been Bastian Bux, the childlike empress would've been stuck with a moniker like "Fanny Chmelar"

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there *IS* something strange about that old temple

Thirty minutes left
Be strong!
Strong like Hecules!

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throw her into space, herc! come on!

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The “Astro’s world”?? I wouldn’t have considered Houston especially safe #Monsterdon