Hercules lost his super hearing between films. #Monsterdon

Glaucia are you tripping balls?

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Alright let's do this #monsterdon

Ok the entire story takes place on earth and...

Visual effects supervisor, looking at the stack of space landscape art invoices.

Um...

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I have a thajestion. End this movie already #monsterdon

Is that Blackface?

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blah blah blah
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“I am Urania the White!”

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Oh no, the Knights who say Ni.

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"There's something strange about this temple..."

You mean the visible chain link in the corner over there? #Monsterdon

Oh noooooo what is this ambush #Monsterdon

Astral fireworks, yay

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Urania's shocked and horrified about the special effects, I see.

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@arrjay If I had been Bastian Bux, the childlike empress would've been stuck with a moniker like "Fanny Chmelar"

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there *IS* something strange about that old temple

"Yes, it will mean your LIFE!""

EXPLOSIONS

Game Ends

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Thirty minutes left
Be strong!
Strong like Hecules!

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throw her into space, herc! come on!

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The “Astro’s world”?? I wouldn’t have considered Houston especially safe #Monsterdon

"We could tell you where they are but" This is amazing. They're already compromising their own narrative of his doing feats. #Monsterdon

To boldly go where no Little People have gone before

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But... but... Flora is too pretty to be frozen to death!

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So this is the happy zippy dot as opposed to the bad zippy dot Hercules recently killed?

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I don't understand the little people but I REALLY don't understand why the exploded

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Lack of Informed Consent

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Well you've managed to make cosmic grandeur boring.

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Imagine filming this and a stage hand is flashing a light at you while the director is saying, "IMAGINE THE INFINITE MAJESTY OF SPACE"

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Is this...

...The Childlike Empress?!

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I can't even find this costuming titillating, I'm too busy keeping up w/ their lore improvements. #Monsterdon

is it required to stand with your hands on your hips while in interstellar space?

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What does this have to do with ANYTHING? #Monsterdon

Sweet Oracle of Death was the name of my band in high school.

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"Look, wrap her bits in gauze, tell her to smile and we'll fix it in post"

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Star Babe #Monsterdon

She's just getting the run around

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Filler filler filler

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are we supposed to be wowed by this
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OK. That was wacky dialog.

H: Why the Oracle of Death?
U: The little people are spirits.They are not of this world. Have faith in me Hercules, and wait for me.

Wat?
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i'd use this as a desktop background

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Speaking of poor spirits, this vanilla vodka is as rough as arseholes.

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@arrjay too real

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wait isn't the moon supposed to be hurtling towards the earth?

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Xanadu... Xana duu uuu uuuuu

Not even the Oracle of Delphi who got high as a kite on volcanic fumes.

Just a disembodied voice and some skulls. Lame.

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yay more drug trips
skull kool-aide hits pretty hard it seems
yeets you right into outer space

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Skull clearly of the skeleton from SuperTed #Monsterdon

That's way too much for a beginner. She should start out with a blotter's worth for her first trip. #Monsterdon

If only alcohol were this good....

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@xerozohar Come on Charlie, drink the potion. yeah, the potion Charlie! drink the potion!

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So we're just talking to the Oracle of Death to get better signal strength on the Zoom call with the Little People?

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No! These potions are too powerful for you. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

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That's a 'create and don a white bikini' potion right there!

Had to step away, anything thrown into space?
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You know, watching this movie reminds me of the commentary associated with The Incredibles, and how they made sound effects for a bunch of stuff.

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The earth IS a difficult place, EVEN for spirits. I'm glad someone has the courage to finally say it. #Monsterdon

Minish Cap is such a weird game #monsterdon

Ancient Greek version of Eye of the Tiger now playing

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Drinking potion = costume change! #Monsterdon

Yes, drink the potion from the talking, glowing skull altar. I'm sure it's fine.

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Huh, potion of Xanadu. #Monsterdon

Trivia: Athena was played by Lou Ferrigno’s wife.

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okay the score is bringing me back in this bit's aight

I suppose it won't last, we need to get back to boring bullshit soon

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“Why the Oracle of Death?” #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero there's only enough kool-aid on set for one

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She's being visited by the spirit of Vangelis!

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I do enjoy the sets and cheesy props. Like that glowy skull altar. #Monsterdon

wait did she just get the death oracle's answering machine

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Romeo & Juliet, one player variant. #Monsterdon

"Transmit my thought? Can't I just talk and stuff?"

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Take a drink at the skull bar.

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Urania is the only one who ever talks to the Little People

She could be making this all up

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The oracle of death.

Can't we consult some other oracle?

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NYEAHHH, DRINK THE POTION URANIA #monsterdon

Well that clip of the grotto w/ pillars was cool. #Monsterdon

This woman is really keen on splitting the party. I'm sure this will not come back to bite her.

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OK, "Why the oracle of DEATH?" is this movie's "Never mind. We're here."

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Bah! Delivering the Goddess of Spring into the Land of Ice is basically what happens here in Calgary every week from February to April #Monsterdon

I've been to Athens once. I think this is actually some real ruin near there.
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Everything in this movie is so anti-climactic. What should be serious twists just kinda land on-screen with a dull *thwap,* like a hunk of mud hitting plywood. #Monsterdon

Oops. Is he going to turn HER into a thunderbolt? #Monsterdon

Was… was that a wipe? #Monsterdon

i don't know what it is about this temple, but i keep expecting to see chain link fence hiding in a corner of the shot.

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So *this* time, the fire monster *does* have a name. Still looks like the ID monster, though.
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"I shall consult an oracle"

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A Urania Translation Inflection #Monsterdon

Minos - I can't believe that worked!

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"I'm sensing something, Captain!"

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I like that Minos' megalomania goes towards slaying Olympian gods and not....that Epstein shit...

I prefer that kind of Supervillainy

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Freezing a goddess of Spring seems like a really bad idea

Also, why Flora? Why the heck not Persephone?

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Credit where credit due: For the most part the effects are a lot better. A low bar to be sure but they are better. Someone even drew little flash reflections on herc. #monsterdon

Minos: “Sorry, just taking a quick upright nap” #Monsterdon

Minos did you just use up your sword

is the warranty now void

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@Louisa Didn't they end up in the Simpsons's basement?

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He delivered her to the land of ice. It's next to the land of Dairy Queen. They'll treat her right. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon What was that sound effect?!

@gblues 😆#Monsterdon

Wait of frost or of ice? Pick one.

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Flora! Change time! Spring forward!

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My! People come and go so quickly here!

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The subtitles are occasionally calling Flora "Laura" and every time they I have a moment of confusion wondering who the hell Laura is

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