*Urania's limbs start trailing...

"Yep, I'm coming up...."

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Did… did someone slip me mushrooms? #Monsterdon

It must be fun to take mushrooms

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Why am I watching this

...sorry, just reflecting

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We are now in the echoing Hall of Ceiling Mirrors. The drugs are kicking in, check out the tracers.

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"Echos, where the words of men reflect those of the gods"

uh what

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Interpretive dance?

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“Follow me.”

“Where does this lead?”

“To the edge of the world.”

“Then I shall be cliché and follow you to the edge of the world.”

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This movie is so inspiring.

Can’t help but wish for pew pew power at my Monday meetings…

...would set a hell of a bar for the week #monsterdon

#monsterdon Urania, you come back again and again, we send you away... you're just a really persistent Jehovah's Witness and we grow tired of you. Mothra will sort you out!

The temple of echoes looks like a great place to take drugs and chill after a rave...

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Where they are is clearly a zoom meeting where multiple people in the room have their mics on

You're in a MYST level.

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BEHOLD

LSD #monsterdon

I have completely lost the plot

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Temple of Echoes, huh. What a fantastically affordable concept. #Monsterdon

Minos spitting fire

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"I can wait. Never is only a question of time"

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Zeus is nil without his thunderbolts..

Well, his name is like Zero..
Mino/us ..

"Where does this lead?"

Where does what lead? Are we in this shot? I couldn't tell. #Monsterdon

Minos is now part cat, explains the chaos #Monsterdon

"Shhh! Quiet! We're in the temple of Necco Wafers."

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"Never is only a question of time"

Okay technically that's NaN so, no. #Monsterdon

Castle Greyskull?! #monsterdon

Lady with a chonky codpiece I'm not kink shaming but WTF is that all about?? #Monsterdon

“You’re like ordinary mortals. Without pants” #Monsterdon

It's like they say, every Zeus will have his day. #Monsterdon

That’s a great evil laugh! #Monsterdon

@eigen It was totally in the last movie.

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Science!

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

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#monsterdon which of hercules' 12 labors was snu snu again?

While typing, they got him with the 20,000,000 miles from earth reptile net :-(

I came really late to the party. I had forgotten about whole US time change thing. #Monsterdon

man who was brought back from the dead by being topped up with a half-empty ketchup bottle has come to lecture Sexy God Costume partygoers about dignity.

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"Okay well we're just gonna go, then." #Monsterdon

"Science and chaos have given me the power to eliminate you all!"

YESSSSS

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That’s not the goal of science that I know (except for entropy) #Monsterdon

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"For me the goal of science is to release chaos and disorder." Sweet, science is cool now.

@amyfou It's a problematic uniform to be sure. #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

@ramsey was the codpiece in the last movie? I feel like I would've remembered it…

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"Hercules cannot stand against Minos!"

Hercules has only killed Minos once, what makes him think he can do it again? #Monsterdon

Warhammer man has arrived. HAIL CHAOS #monsterdon

Haephastus is wearing quite the codpiece.

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@amyfou Zeus is a creep, what can I say?

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what is daedalus wearing...?

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oh, cunning AND connivance.

That plastic codpiece seems to be barely staying in place
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why does she have a massive cod-piece on that outfit 🥴

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"I bestow cunning, connivance and chaos"

I always thought those inherent Human characteristics, how dare they say they were bestowed!

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You know, sometimes I see outfits they put in old ass movies and be like "how?"

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Why the heck does Daedalus have a codpiece??? 🫣

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What the fuck is up with her outfit? Is that a lady-codpiece? A plastic merkin? #Monsterdon

Minos really thinks this movie is about a king who just loves science so much.

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Jesus Daedelus, holster that thang. #Monsterdon

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why does she have that codpiece yikes

@SnoopJ

That's OK as long as she transforms into something inhuman after death.

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Hercy really sang, screwed up eyes, and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan
He could lick 'em by smiling, he could leave 'em to hang
He came on so loaded, man, well-hung and black-face tan

[Chorus]
So where were the spiders
While the fly tried to break our balls?
Just the beer light to guide us
So we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?

He really just choked her to death? Damn.

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Keep expecting a mountain range shaped like "3000" to spin around on that moon. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"THIS IS SURELY AN IMPORTANT MOMENT FOR SCIENCE!"

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Also not sure they know what science is TBH
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GREYSKULL! #monsterdon #hercules1985

How is he delivering anything? Calling a space uber to deliver it?

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"For me the goal of science is advances in headgear and codpiece technology"

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Meanest wants to join Anonymous.

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Wow the Spider Queen was the lamest Battle Boss EVER #Monsterdon

Maybe these thunderbolts are getting air dropped.

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🎶 in the not so distant future 🎶

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I think the problem is they set up too many thunderbolts. They have to have a fight for each one, but they've got no time to develop any of them. They all fall flat. #Monsterdon

@rebeld @Taweret That might be the best we're going to get

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The fight with the spider queen was anticlimactic

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Meanwhile, in the side plot, the moon is still hurtling towards the earth.

BEHOLD

THE CODPIECE OF DAEDALUS #monsterdon

Close up of THE PECS!
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#monsterdon well we call her the Spider Queen, but she's really more of a sea monkey

Deedless, the power of Chaos & Disorder #Monsterdon

"Meanwhile....THE MOON!"

*Spins jauntily

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the FUCK is going on with Daedalus's uh, codpiece

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The death of another scorpion reveals coupon number five.

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I think this was the lamest monster kill yet.

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Given that this required divine intervention, I had hoped for a little more than a simple throttling. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Didn't he throw the fire monster?

Ok, it only orbited then landed in the ocean.

But I think it counts.

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All these villains have been quite easy to defeat #monsterdon #hercules1985

Typical Monday morning… woke up hungover on the floor of the temple of the oracle of death

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That was it? Sher didn't even get to put up a fight after all that lead up?
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what is it with the disappearing bodies in these films?

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Wat have I done?
I killed the wabbit.

The spider queen’s corset could not contain her nipples, apparently.

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fuck offff these boss fights suck #monsterdon

There's win energy? Why doesn't everyone just use that all the time? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Super easy, barely an inconvenience #monsterdon #hercules1985

"o queen of Spiders"

I pay attention

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Hercs skirt was a little high in that scene. Gettin some undercheek. #monsterdon

At least Urania is wearing flats for all the running and leaping.

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He gave her impectoral trauma #Monsterdon

"In the not too distant future..."

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I'm having a real "Blindsight scramblers" moment over here

"who [was it]?"
"yes, while fighting the Amazons"
[proceeds as if this is in any way an answer]

these characters react as if they understand language, but I'm not entirely convinced

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And our hero heroically strangles a woman #Monsterdon

Nobody is ever really gone here #Monsterdon

Spoiler alert: the gods win. #monsterdon

"Her love is evil!"

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