Minos and evil science

The two pillars of everything wrong in the world

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That Athena, always handing out shields. #Monsterdon

A shield to protect one from evil science. Oh. Okay. #Monsterdon

I feel like Daedalus would get on well with Devil Girl from Mars

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Nevermind the quality of the sound effects, feel the quantity! #monsterdon

So the cosmos has a mirrored ceiling then? #Monsterdon

you've been Time Lorded Over.

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Son of cronut, brought me a donut. And in the hole was time. #Monsterdon

Oh, the best lines in this movie are the science ones. #monsterdon

well that was a thing that happened

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At least he's Father Time, and not Daddy Time.

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Zeus invoking his father's name? I, uh. Don't think Cronos will be that compliant. Not after the whole patricide thing.

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what about the sixth thunderbolt?
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I've been laughing for like five minutes straight. I can't breathe 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣 #Monsterdon

Father Time didn't even have the flair to kill her in an appropriate way, like rapid aging

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Oh no, right in the Glossary! Now Geranium is sad yet determined #Monsterdon

“evil science” lol. This movie is suddenly so current. #monsterdon

Why she hang out on the Year 2 version of the floating head from "Zardoz"?

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"We scientifically altered the course of her destiny without her noticing.."
They've been real loosy goosy with the definition, so what word do they really mean instead of science?

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Father Time is the opening of The Venture Brothers. #Monsterdon

“I posses Time, for I am the son of Kronos”

Dude, that’s not a flex. You married your sister

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oh no not the fish lady!

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father time is a skeletor?

wat

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Did he just disable Hulkules by ejaculating out of his hands?

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zeus, such a fucking nepo baby, calling in dad as soon as shit gets difficult

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He's calling upon the Old Man from Last New Year #Monsterdon

I make this look good

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SURPRISE, TIME SKULL #monsterdon

pondering the orb

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#monsterdon all of Minos's speeches could be from the leader of the bad guy group in a Pokémon game

Oh—poor Glossia! #Monsterdon

What the hell is this set #monsterdon #hercules1985

No Bechtel pass when one of the goddesses kills herself at the beck and call of the evil white dude. #monsterdon

"very amusing" well, at least someone's enjoying themselves.

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"One must accept inevitable defeat."

You sound like someone trying to convince yourself that you're winning. #Monsterdon

do you hear that sound, hercules?

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"Understanding digital watches, video cassette recorders, car telephones, and computers will make me the supreme being."

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Urania is getting pissed!

CHAOS AND SCIENCE :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon

Imagine Stepford Herculeses! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"We scientifically altered the course of her destiny" has the same vibes as "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help"

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Y'know, a little encouragement to say "no" wouldn't've been amiss

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VERY WELL *boop the nose*

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That's fucking dark. #Monsterdon

“Scientifically programmed, no error”

Sir, have you ever done any science and/or programming? #monsterdon #hercules1985

Soon empiricism will reign supreme! The mortals will learn that divine intervention does not produce statistically significant results! #Monsterdon

You keep saying that word, science. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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so you mean a really smart muscleman

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Minos:

"Now, Hercules, now that you have failed, answer me this:

...where did you put my record?"

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This sort of scientific expository monologue in a fantasy film is always helpful and extraordinarily informative. #Monsterdon

We scientifically grafted antifate particles into her destiny! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Chaos! And Science! Nature partners!
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#monsterdon Minos gave up so quick, :KD

Meanwhile on Retcon Bach #Monsterdon

WE SCIENTIFICALLY ALTERED HER DESTINY

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Scientifically altered the course of her destiny.

Uh, there's that weird use of "science" again.

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Future belongs to chaos! And to science!!

Sure..

They are trying to connect it. In a Bo Derek like way #Monsterdon

I mean, I kinda feel like Zeus is his own chaos #Monsterdon

The Flex of Repulsion. #Monsterdon

CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS sounds like fuckin' Ansem in Kingdom Hearts #monsterdon

"Hercules, there's no need for us to fight." What, again?

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Minos, you keep using that word “science.” I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Nevarrrrrrr #monsterdon #hercules1985

"We scientifically altered the course of her destiny."

Oh shut the fuck up. #Monsterdon

"With science we have altered her inevitable destiny"

uh yeah sure that's how that works

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scientific alteration of destiny ✅

Tell him the last thunderbolt is hidden up his spotty backside. #monsterdon

Has anyone won the bingo yet?

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What?

What the what?

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More exposition. (yawn)
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Posiedon gave Glaucia heartburn so bad, you can't even imagine...
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They created an exact replica. The Theseus of Glaucia. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ That certainly was a choice.

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We have the technology

We can rebuild her

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#monsterdon "Yes, the gods have been graced."

I think you mean greased

Glaucia was killed and replaced with a double!

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Glaucia deserved better.

Full house of gummi worms! #Monsterdon

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are there ever going to be little people?
is there ever going to be yeeting someone/thing into space?
i feel we were lead to beleive that there would be things in this movie that there are not

#monsterdon Okay foley guy, were you TRYING to make us share the character's pain or are you just a sadist?

Oh no, not Grouper! #Monsterdon

"Minos! You're back!"

"Yes, I'm back. And I will raise my one eyebrow at you repeatedly in revenge."

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Minos has missed monologuing so much since the last film he's prepared to stand down his threat so that Herc can concentrate. #Monsterdon

Curse your not sudden nor inevitable betrayal!

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This is why you don't go swimming for an hour after eating

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“Dude have you ever really waved around your hands??” #Monsterdon

Ah I knew it was suspicious how Glaucia escaped the Amazons

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Six coupons.

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Zeus has the infinity crown?

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Woo, streamers

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. #Monsterdon

We can crush the monkey-boys on this planet! Here!

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One would think that having fewer than the full complement of seven bolts would still be quite powerful, but I guess not. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

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ooh a Total Perspective Vortex!

now for some interpretive dancing

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His theology is really weird. #Monsterdon

That’s nothing special, the list of things Herc is unaware of is near endless #Monsterdon

Star Wars Episode X: The Last Bulwark

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