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I too would like a shield that would protect me from evil science
#Monsterdonπ§ββοΈ πͺ β°οΈβ‘ βοΈ π π±
I too would like a shield that would protect me from evil science
EVIL SCIENCE
Zeus calls upon Father Time, which is a glowing electric skull with lightning bolts streaming from their eyes, to off Dedelus.
"I possess Time, for I am the son of Cronos! OH FATHER TIME!"
Sorry, Zeus old son, Christopher Plummer did it better. Have you considered getting an Imperial battleship?
Zeus, I can't begin to tell you how many problems you could've solved sooner if you had the ability to summon electric blue death skulls this whole time.
That Athena, always handing out shields. #Monsterdon
A shield to protect one from evil science. Oh. Okay. #Monsterdon
I feel like Daedalus would get on well with Devil Girl from Mars
Nevermind the quality of the sound effects, feel the quantity! #monsterdon
That weird armored codpiece didn't do you any good did it Daedalus?
So the cosmos has a mirrored ceiling then? #Monsterdon
you've been Time Lorded Over.
Son of cronut, brought me a donut. And in the hole was time. #Monsterdon
Oh, the best lines in this movie are the science ones. #monsterdon
well that was a thing that happened
At least he's Father Time, and not Daddy Time.
what about the sixth thunderbolt?
#monsterdon
#hercules1985
Zeus invoking his father's name? I, uh. Don't think Cronos will be that compliant. Not after the whole patricide thing.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
I've been laughing for like five minutes straight. I can't breathe π€£ππ€£ππ€£πππ€£ #Monsterdon
Father Time didn't even have the flair to kill her in an appropriate way, like rapid aging
Oh no, right in the Glossary! Now Geranium is sad yet determined #Monsterdon
Why she hang out on the Year 2 version of the floating head from "Zardoz"?
βevil scienceβ lol. This movie is suddenly so current. #monsterdon
"We scientifically altered the course of her destiny without her noticing.."
They've been real loosy goosy with the definition, so what word do they really mean instead of science?
Father Time is the opening of The Venture Brothers. #Monsterdon
βI posses Time, for I am the son of Kronosβ
Dude, thatβs not a flex. You married your sister
oh no not the fish lady!
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father time is a skeletor?
Did he just disable Hulkules by ejaculating out of his hands?
zeus, such a fucking nepo baby, calling in dad as soon as shit gets difficult
He's calling upon the Old Man from Last New Year #Monsterdon
I make this look good
SURPRISE, TIME SKULL #monsterdon
pondering the orb
#monsterdon all of Minos's speeches could be from the leader of the bad guy group in a PokΓ©mon game
Ohβpoor Glossia! #Monsterdon
What the hell is this set #monsterdon #hercules1985
No Bechtel pass when one of the goddesses kills herself at the beck and call of the evil white dude. #monsterdon
"One must accept inevitable defeat."
You sound like someone trying to convince yourself that you're winning. #Monsterdon
"very amusing" well, at least someone's enjoying themselves.
do you hear that sound, hercules?
"Understanding digital watches, video cassette recorders, car telephones, and computers will make me the supreme being."
Urania is getting pissed!
CHAOS AND SCIENCE :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon
It's like this was some foreign film and they are mistranslating some word into "science" that really doesn't mean science.
#monsterdon
Imagine Stepford Herculeses! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
"We scientifically altered the course of her destiny" has the same vibes as "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help"
Y'know, a little encouragement to say "no" wouldn't've been amiss
VERY WELL *boop the nose*
βScientifically programmed, no errorβ
Sir, have you ever done any science and/or programming? #monsterdon #hercules1985
That's fucking dark. #Monsterdon
Soon empiricism will reign supreme! The mortals will learn that divine intervention does not produce statistically significant results! #Monsterdon
You keep saying that word, science. I do not think it means what you think it means.
so you mean a really smart muscleman
Science was actually chaos the whole time!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was the most anticlimactic end to a villain speech ever
MINOS IS A TECH BRO! OH NO!
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Minos:
"Now, Hercules, now that you have failed, answer me this:
...where did you put my record?"
This sort of scientific expository monologue in a fantasy film is always helpful and extraordinarily informative. #Monsterdon
We scientifically grafted antifate particles into her destiny! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Chaos! And Science! Nature partners!
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Minos gave up so quick, :KD
Meanwhile on Retcon Bach #Monsterdon
WE SCIENTIFICALLY ALTERED HER DESTINY
Scientifically altered the course of her destiny.
Uh, there's that weird use of "science" again.
They are trying to connect it. In a Bo Derek like way #Monsterdon
I mean, I kinda feel like Zeus is his own chaos #Monsterdon
The Flex of Repulsion. #Monsterdon
Minos, you keep using that word βscience.β I do not think it means what you think it means.
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS sounds like fuckin' Ansem in Kingdom Hearts #monsterdon
"Hercules, there's no need for us to fight." What, again?
Nevarrrrrrr #monsterdon #hercules1985
"We scientifically altered the course of her destiny."
Oh shut the fuck up. #Monsterdon
"With science we have altered her inevitable destiny"
uh yeah sure that's how that works
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scientific alteration of destiny β
Tell him the last thunderbolt is hidden up his spotty backside. #monsterdon
Has anyone won the bingo yet?
More exposition. (yawn)
#Monsterdon
Posiedon gave Glaucia heartburn so bad, you can't even imagine...
#Monsterdon
They created an exact replica. The Theseus of Glaucia. #Monsterdon
@SnoopJ That certainly was a choice.
#monsterdon "Yes, the gods have been graced."
I think you mean greased
Glaucia was killed and replaced with a double!
Glaucia deserved better.
Full house of gummi worms! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Okay foley guy, were you TRYING to make us share the character's pain or are you just a sadist?
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are there ever going to be little people?
is there ever going to be yeeting someone/thing into space?
i feel we were lead to beleive that there would be things in this movie that there are not
Oh no, not Grouper! #Monsterdon
"Minos! You're back!"
"Yes, I'm back. And I will raise my one eyebrow at you repeatedly in revenge."
Minos has missed monologuing so much since the last film he's prepared to stand down his threat so that Herc can concentrate. #Monsterdon
Curse your not sudden nor inevitable betrayal!
This is why you don't go swimming for an hour after eating
Ah I knew it was suspicious how Glaucia escaped the Amazons
βDude have you ever really waved around your hands??β #Monsterdon