I don't know who this Hercules fella is, but he looks like a knock-off Heracles. #Monsterdon

Are we watching Superman??? #monsterdon #hercules1985

A recap montage from the first movie. #Monsterdon

"...Previously, on Hercules...."

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He’s not a sissyphus!

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Previously on HERCULES

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I've decided that I like Lou with the beard better than Lou without the beard.

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@wohali #monsterdon

They said MIGHTIEST, not FUNNIEST!

Hey the MST3K logo!

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The entire point of human life was the birth of Hercules, Allegedly. #Monsterdon

In space no one can hear your MiniMoog

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No Theia?

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wait i thought all of it came from pandora's jar

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Why is the moon beeping? 😆 #monsterdon

it's a known fact that moons make beep beep noises when viewed in space.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

"The mightiest of men..."

Oh! Mr. Bean?

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Wait, that moon looks familiar. Is that the moon that was in MST3K?
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This looks awful even by tv movie standards. #monsterdon

Cause last week’s cosmology didn’t work so well … #Monsterdon

There's 2 balls at a time.

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Previously on Hercules...

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@Lazarou

They need to show us the size of the universe so we can truly appreciate just how far Herc chucks things

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Once upon a time, a god dropped a lightbulb in the dark... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Those meatballs look stale.

The same coke consensus that brought us Caligula brought us Hercules II. #monsterdon

Meatballs!
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Is this gonna be on the final? #monsterdon

Missed last weeks #Monsterdon but watched it on our own a couple days later. So here for the sequel!

Will more things be yeeted into soace?

I SPY WITH MY COSMIC EYE

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"Stars planets and moons" so, not dwarf planets? Comets?

Shocking astronomical gaffe right out of the gate.

#monsterdon #heculres1985

Wait. Isn't this a different origin for the universe than last movie?
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Oh no more backstory. #monsterdon

Is this Raiders?

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Time for #Monsterdon !

The Adventures of Hercules (1985) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#monsterdon #hercules1985 guess rOiDs were all the rage

@frightya.bsky.social
I think it looks like her before the plastic surgery.

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#monsterdon "who did it?"
"the slime people" (shades of swaMOP thing)

@plaidtron3000 #monsterdon #WrongGods

for real? omg that's horrible...

@moira
I thought Urania telling Glaucia to wait on the beach for her and Hercules to go off to the underwater fairies (forget what they were) was kinda pushy. 🤷‍♂️

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#monsterdon in order to have life, one must take life (Yours! *Zap*) #hercules1985

#monsterdon eagle sound + exploding glo stick #hercules1985

#monsterdon choreograFUR #hercules1985

#monsterdon shades of superman with that zapping animation #hercules1985

#Hercules1985 #monsterdon "let's wallow in sorrow"

#Hercules1985 there's a flaming rainbow sword! ) i think there's a lego piece built in its honor #monsterdon

@philsawa It's something, for sure

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#Hercules1985 the titles have a star warsesque feel to me #monsterdon

#Hercules1985 oh ya, this is gonna be good i can already tell #monsterdon the 1st golden drone

For a brief moment, the music was encroaching on John Williams' turf - I was hearing a bit of "Superman's theme".

@Taweret Thanks again for keeping us entertained.

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Luigi Cozzi’s Cozzilla

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#monsterdon just imagine living your normal 1985 life, maybe taking a walk in the Italian(?) woodlands, and you come across those three actors in the leather underwear

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about The Adventures of Hercules (1985) and the second, Wrong Frogs feature.

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@moira
You didn't think any of the rebelling goddesses were kinda pushy? 🤔

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"Haven't the people of Hiroshima suffered enough, without a radioactive monster being created?"
"This is a pre-emptive strike for them cancelling all my favourite anime after just one or two short seasons."

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Meanwhile, back on Earth... #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie yes plz

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Anyway, this is Alpha Control saying good job team, another movie yeeted into space. And thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

We have to, HAVE TO, watch the other two Ferrigno fantasy movies on Tubi this month. We deserve it.

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#monsterdon Raymond Burr would often open conversations with 'Did you use Windex on your pants because"

@diazona yeh xD

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@kcarr2015 🎉

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

@peterries yessss 🎉

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holy gods this second feature is gonna be a travesty

i can't wait :D

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Thanks everyone and thanks @Taweret ! I've had to miss out for a while, and it's good to be back to some amount of normalcy.

This was also a great test of the recovery progress of my instance. Two-way delivery seems just fine.

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@randy_s "la la la"
#monsterdon #mst3k

@Taweret Do you even produce, bro?

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@moira nooo 😢 that's almost impressively unlucky though

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Once again…we have defeated Critters 4.

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To this day, we still bear the scars of our war, the war that made us lose everything…😩

And now we are living through a war that isn't ours, a war raging elsewhere, and we are the ones paying the price.💔💔

How long will this last?🥺

Everything here is…
Weary, burdened with fear and waiting. 😭😭😭

#Gaza #Humanity #SaveChildren #Hope #Palestine #Madtodon #freepalestine #mutualai #SOTU #USPol #SusanCollins #FruitASongOrPoem #HashTagGames #Monsterdon #genocide

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo, @JoeWynne for the trivia, @ryan / @miru for the stream, and all of YOU for suffering along with me. G'night!

#Monsterdon

All Seven Glowing Zeds recovered

Earth and Moon back in orbit

THE END

I didn't miss any of this one and I have even LESS idea WTF was going on than last week! But hey at least it had lots of glowy animation and, extremely randomly, GLOWY CARTOON GODZILLA AND KING KONG so I guess it wasn't ALL bad

Thanks for the advanced #Monsterdon course on Fake Greek Mythology @Taweret it was PERFECTLY horrible.

#monsterdon
#Hercules1985
I had to take a break from the Miru stream to watch this for some reason... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

#monsterdon And in the end, religion defeated chaos. And possibly science. Goodnight folks!

well heck, I managed not to bingo again

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Cool. I'm going to go cancel my MGM+ subscription now.

That was... a movie...

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#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

I'm just glad they let all the horsies graze on set the whole time.

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia, and all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

wigs: sexy wigs #monsterdon

Very Pinth-Garnellian...

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#Hercules1985

First among gaffers. #Monsterdon

I missed it 👏🏼 😉

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That constellation has a lot of stars! #Monsterdon

Eva Robbins, call me. #Monsterdon

And so they fucked off into space. My only complaint is that Herc should have yeeted more stuff. #Monsterdon

The movie just keeps on Doing Things at us. We want to go home. #Monsterdon

I should think that an enormous hand touching down on Earth and giving it a shove would cause much tectonic movement and destruction.

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WILL SHINE IN THE HEAVENS UNTIL THE END OF TIME RIGHT NEXT TO ULTRA PEEPEE, THE GOD HAMSTER OF

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They really wanted to tap the
King Kong/Godzilla demographic.

And the gods fucked off into space.

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Urania, patron of astrology

That probably explains a lot

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You just know that if this had an ancient Greek original, in it Mega-Herakles would knock the Moon away with his giant…club.

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#Hercules1985

So, Zeus, you're gonna give up taking on the form of a goose and seducing earth women?

.........no?

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That constellation was a bit on the nose… #Monsterdon

Zeus: And I forgive you.

Uh, have you ever met Zeus?

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“Sorry to everyone in Des Moines, crushed by Herc’s palm just now” #Monsterdon

Urania constellation!

#TheAdventuresOfHercules1985 #Monsterdon

There go the tides. We didn't need them, I guess.
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um, that's not really a good outcome you guys

Oh a posthumous promotion. That'll improve her pension. #Monsterdon