@frightya.bsky.social
I think it looks like her before the plastic surgery.

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#monsterdon "who did it?"
"the slime people" (shades of swaMOP thing)

@plaidtron3000 #monsterdon #WrongGods

for real? omg that's horrible...

@moira
I thought Urania telling Glaucia to wait on the beach for her and Hercules to go off to the underwater fairies (forget what they were) was kinda pushy. 🤷‍♂️

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#monsterdon in order to have life, one must take life (Yours! *Zap*) #hercules1985

#monsterdon eagle sound + exploding glo stick #hercules1985

#monsterdon choreograFUR #hercules1985

#monsterdon shades of superman with that zapping animation #hercules1985

Godzilla's arrival is in trans flag colors.
#Monsterdon #Godzilla1977

#Hercules1985 #monsterdon "let's wallow in sorrow"

#Hercules1985 there's a flaming rainbow sword! ) i think there's a lego piece built in its honor #monsterdon

@philsawa It's something, for sure

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#Hercules1985 the titles have a star warsesque feel to me #monsterdon

#Hercules1985 oh ya, this is gonna be good i can already tell #monsterdon the 1st golden drone

The photos of Luigi Cozzi’s Profondo Rosso store on Google Maps are really something. I guess it’s part store, part museum.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/tnQ2X4mGjoKCYbcG6

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"non capisco"

yea me neither pal

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This was objectively bad parenting by Hera.

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Very convincing colorization. I would never have known the original was black and white. #Monsterdon

For a brief moment, the music was encroaching on John Williams' turf - I was hearing a bit of "Superman's theme".

@Taweret Thanks again for keeping us entertained.

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Luigi Cozzi’s Cozzilla

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#monsterdon just imagine living your normal 1985 life, maybe taking a walk in the Italian(?) woodlands, and you come across those three actors in the leather underwear

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about The Adventures of Hercules (1985) and the second, Wrong Frogs feature.

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

@moira
You didn't think any of the rebelling goddesses were kinda pushy? 🤔

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"Haven't the people of Hiroshima suffered enough, without a radioactive monster being created?"
"This is a pre-emptive strike for them cancelling all my favourite anime after just one or two short seasons."

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Meanwhile, back on Earth... #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie yes plz

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Anyway, this is Alpha Control saying good job team, another movie yeeted into space. And thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

We have to, HAVE TO, watch the other two Ferrigno fantasy movies on Tubi this month. We deserve it.

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#monsterdon Raymond Burr would often open conversations with 'Did you use Windex on your pants because"

@diazona yeh xD

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

@kcarr2015 🎉

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@peterries yessss 🎉

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holy gods this second feature is gonna be a travesty

i can't wait :D

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@klu9 @miru #monsterdon #WrongGods

Si, anche io!

Thanks everyone and thanks @Taweret ! I've had to miss out for a while, and it's good to be back to some amount of normalcy.

This was also a great test of the recovery progress of my instance. Two-way delivery seems just fine.

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Thanks y'all!

I may stick around for the after show - 🎶When the moon hits your eye like a big [italian godzilla?]🎵

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@randy_s "la la la"
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@Taweret Do you even produce, bro?

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@moira nooo 😢 that's almost impressively unlucky though

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Once again…we have defeated Critters 4.

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To this day, we still bear the scars of our war, the war that made us lose everything…😩

And now we are living through a war that isn't ours, a war raging elsewhere, and we are the ones paying the price.💔💔

How long will this last?🥺

Everything here is…
Weary, burdened with fear and waiting. 😭😭😭

#Gaza #Humanity #SaveChildren #Hope #Palestine #Madtodon #freepalestine #mutualai #SOTU #USPol #SusanCollins #FruitASongOrPoem #HashTagGames #Monsterdon #genocide

Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo, @JoeWynne for the trivia, @ryan / @miru for the stream, and all of YOU for suffering along with me. G'night!

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All Seven Glowing Zeds recovered

Earth and Moon back in orbit

THE END

I didn't miss any of this one and I have even LESS idea WTF was going on than last week! But hey at least it had lots of glowy animation and, extremely randomly, GLOWY CARTOON GODZILLA AND KING KONG so I guess it wasn't ALL bad

Thanks for the advanced #Monsterdon course on Fake Greek Mythology @Taweret it was PERFECTLY horrible.

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#Hercules1985
I had to take a break from the Miru stream to watch this for some reason... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

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Thank God)s) that science was defeated by line drawings of Kong vs Godzilla in space inexplicably omg what the actual fuck?

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia, and all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

@patioboater But is a _much_ better physical actor.

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@GeoffWozniak why not both?

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#monsterdon And in the end, religion defeated chaos. And possibly science. Goodnight folks!

well heck, I managed not to bingo again

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@CactuarJoe It is amazing how on many technical levels that was a movie and competently made. But by every measure of quality or taste that was so garbage.
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This music is so happy and triumphant. It’s pissing me off.

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Cool. I'm going to go cancel my MGM+ subscription now.

That was... a movie...

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I'm just glad they let all the horsies graze on set the whole time.

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia, and all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

wigs: sexy wigs #monsterdon

That was definitely one of the Top 50 movies made about Hercules in Italy in 1985. Maybe even Top 45.

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Very Pinth-Garnellian...

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First among gaffers. #Monsterdon

And so Hercules fucked off (again) into the sea of stars never to be seen agai.. wait lemme check... yeah, ok, never to be seen again. Thanks to the usual crew and good night! #monsterdon

It was so bad, so good, so bad, also good, and yet, BAD! 😂

Thanks for the laughs everyone!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

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#TheAdventuresOfHercules

I missed it 👏🏼 😉

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Wow. I'm pretty sure we've watched movies that made less sense, but I'm not bringing up any at the moment. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week out there Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Well this one was a real feast.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting! #Monsterdon

And to everyone, good night!

That constellation has a lot of stars! #Monsterdon

Eva Robbins, call me. #Monsterdon

And so they fucked off into space. My only complaint is that Herc should have yeeted more stuff. #Monsterdon

The movie just keeps on Doing Things at us. We want to go home. #Monsterdon

I should think that an enormous hand touching down on Earth and giving it a shove would cause much tectonic movement and destruction.

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@bryanhowell yeah, it's called the bermuda triangle. didn't you know?

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WILL SHINE IN THE HEAVENS UNTIL THE END OF TIME RIGHT NEXT TO ULTRA PEEPEE, THE GOD HAMSTER OF

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They really wanted to tap the
King Kong/Godzilla demographic.

And the gods fucked off into space.

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Urania, patron of astrology

That probably explains a lot

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You just know that if this had an ancient Greek original, in it Mega-Herakles would knock the Moon away with his giant…club.

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#Hercules1985

So, Zeus, you're gonna give up taking on the form of a goose and seducing earth women?

.........no?

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"Urania ... patron of Astrology"

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That constellation was a bit on the nose… #Monsterdon

Zeus: And I forgive you.

Uh, have you ever met Zeus?

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Man the kiss of death is really loud and cartoonish sounding. #monsterdon

Urania constellation!

#TheAdventuresOfHercules1985 #Monsterdon

“Sorry to everyone in Des Moines, crushed by Herc’s palm just now” #Monsterdon

There go the tides. We didn't need them, I guess.
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um, that's not really a good outcome you guys

Oh a posthumous promotion. That'll improve her pension. #Monsterdon

WHY IS THE MOON SPINNING

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"Shit, I lost my thunderbolts. Let's send Hercules on an epic quest."

"Oh, the moon is going to smash into the earth. Shrug. I'm sure the humans have got this."

Yeah yeah, that's Herc, once again caught betweeen two giganti-

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Still a tad too close. The tides are going nuts! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon meanwhile back in the not so distant future

That not the correct orbit for… you know what never mind

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PLANETARY YEET #Monsterdon

And so the crew of Moonbase Alpha were catapulted across space. #Monsterdon

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i think he just yeeted the earth and the moon in opposite directions?

@rallias The irony being that despite having big feet, the steroids actually shrunk his package considerably.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

I thought it was Atlas who...never mind

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Do NOT want to see Hercules “grow” 😱 #Monsterdon

i think i learned about this part at the planetarium when i was a kid

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Hercules puts his big handprints all over the Earth and Moon

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#Hercules1985
Make my Hercules grow!

How prescient. Just 40 years later and chaos has risen.

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