#monsterdon

Me 5 minutes ago: I don't think someone fearing for their life in a human sacrifice situation is horny

Me now: oh this is definitely horny

For a moment, with that posing, I thought these two were in lesbians with each other. Alas, the film lacks courage.

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Get out of town girl!
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Had the monster been female this scene could have almost passed the betchdel test. #monsterdon

This concludes our contractually obligated mention of the betchdel test for every #monsterdon

“What the?? This isn’t Forbidden Planet! Where’s Leslie Nielsen??” #Monsterdon

Oh they chose these actresses for looks, not ability, didn't they?

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Drawn electric monster looked cheap. but that soul burned to a crisp statue face was kinda neat.
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Real Xena-level costume quality here. #Monsterdon

That is the creature from Forbidden Planet, right? #Monsterdon

My brain is saying the dude sacrificing the lady is kinda Alice Cooper but red #Monsterdon what is wrong with me

Anteaus is a fire monster?

Or did the monster of the Id escape the Forbidden Planet?

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Reminds me of that singing lady on the wrecking ball

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Oh, hey it's the monster from Forbidden Planet.

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Monster on vacay from Forbidden Planet

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It's a 雷獣!

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“I am Zuul.”

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"Ohm Nom Shiva!"

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That pokemon is evolving

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Asphyx, is that you?! #monsterdon

This time it was right, it would work, and no women would have to get chained to anything. Oh, strike that last bit. #monsterdon

behold the Spherical Altar

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#monsterdon “Gods stole the thunderbolts, in fact, these assholes.”

Thunderbolts go pew pew… that’s just science

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"the fires await her silken flanks"

ok, dude, you didn't need to make it weird

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A thunderbolt of seven parts. Four evil (probably elemental) gods. This sequel is felling like am RPG from the 80s.
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I heard that chain jingle, and thought my cat was playing with a toy

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Thunderbolts and Lightning!

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@cd0 I think this *was* a DVD player screensaver from 2002

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"silken flanks" boy this movie has some writing

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Thunderbolts*
The New Avengers?

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7:48 worth of opening credits.

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What is this, Silent Night Deadly Night 2?

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"one, two three, ...."

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@klu9 I somehow doubt an AI could regurgitate something this cringe.

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Guys I was already sleepy and Watch This Shit You Saw Already But In Five Second Clips is *not* helping. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oops, huge hercules, drat... that reminds me, gotta pick up more kleenex at the market. ;)

it's the return of gay lightsaber

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Actors from the first move: Do we get paid again ... or ...?

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Lou looks pretty good. He must have been so relieved not to go through that Hulk makeup every day. #monsterdon

what the fuck did the credits song just end and they started it again that is such an awesome move #monsterdon

Show me space Log right now, movie, or so help me I will go back and rewa... okay no I think everyone knows that ain't happening. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

He battles badly-made robots!
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Ah yes, the three moons of Earth...

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this is like a mashup between Superman and Star Wars for music.

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we're STILL recapping?

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That's the king of Africa, on the shore there with his men - easy to miss that

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#monsterdon oh good, I'm glad we're getting a recap on the creation of the universe in case we missed the first one

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💸 Low Budget Film School 👿🎎

Save money by using footage from other movies.

Like The Adventures of Hercules where most of its footage (65%) came from the previous Hercules film.

#TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

@amyfou, any time a horse appears during #monsterdon

you're telling me we could have just watched Herc 1's Greatest Hits last week and be done?

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The strings section is earning their money early

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none of these count for #monsterdonBingo this is not the movie yet and double counting is cheating #monsterdon

#monsterdon What are Italians without the letter I? talans.

I grow increasingly concerned that they were proud enough of the special effects from the first one, that they thought they would show them again. #monsterdon

Clearly REALLY wants to be a Superman movie with these credits.

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Face it. LASERBLAST had better miniatures work!

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I was going to say that Star Trek: TNG was clearly an inspiration to these opening credits. BUT NO, this came out first! I... I don't know what to feel, now.

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The budget for the sequels is a lot less when 1/3 of the movie is repeating the original. #monsterdon

John Williams has a lot to answer for.

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Having a little trouble starting the movie but I've got my #monsterdon fuel!

Hercules 2: The Search For More Money

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marcy "fig" newton

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Hercules Composer: I have a great idea! If we change like 2 notes in the superman theme, we won't get sued! #Monsterdon

Surely there was at least ONE other body builder somewhere in the US with more on-screen charisma. Why the heck did Lou get this gig twice??

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#monsterdon MST3K Moon... ahem.

@OldRustBucket the recap montage makes it feel like the opening for a tv series

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Previously, On X-Men...

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So it's a clip show episode? Was there a writers strike? #monsterdon

I don't know who this Hercules fella is, but he looks like a knock-off Heracles. #Monsterdon

Are we watching Superman??? #monsterdon #hercules1985

A recap montage from the first movie. #Monsterdon

He’s not a sissyphus!

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"...Previously, on Hercules...."

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Previously on HERCULES

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I've decided that I like Lou with the beard better than Lou without the beard.

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@wohali #monsterdon

They said MIGHTIEST, not FUNNIEST!

Hey the MST3K logo!

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The entire point of human life was the birth of Hercules, Allegedly. #Monsterdon

In space no one can hear your MiniMoog

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No Theia?

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wait i thought all of it came from pandora's jar

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Why is the moon beeping? 😆 #monsterdon

it's a known fact that moons make beep beep noises when viewed in space.

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This looks awful even by tv movie standards. #monsterdon

There's 2 balls at a time.

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Previously on Hercules...

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@Lazarou

They need to show us the size of the universe so we can truly appreciate just how far Herc chucks things

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#monsterdon Those meatballs look stale.

The same coke consensus that brought us Caligula brought us Hercules II. #monsterdon

Meatballs!
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I SPY WITH MY COSMIC EYE

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Missed last weeks #Monsterdon but watched it on our own a couple days later. So here for the sequel!

Will more things be yeeted into soace?

Is this gonna be on the final? #monsterdon

"Stars planets and moons" so, not dwarf planets? Comets?

Shocking astronomical gaffe right out of the gate.

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Wait. Isn't this a different origin for the universe than last movie?
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Oh no more backstory. #monsterdon

Time for #Monsterdon !

The Adventures of Hercules (1985) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#monsterdon #hercules1985 guess rOiDs were all the rage

@frightya.bsky.social
I think it looks like her before the plastic surgery.

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