Yeah, but things didn't work out well for Atlantis. #Monsterdon

Mega-Herc returns!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Quest coupon number seven acquired -- at a price

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

#monsterdon Man Hera, you're such a half-glass-empty girl.

Ah yes, a picture perfect ending: suprise filial MacGuffin-filled sacrifice by sad smooch.
#Monsterdon

Climax has big budget-ran-out energy. #monsterdon

What ever is happening?

#monsterdon

Those were worshippers, burning their city to celebrate the victory of their gods. #Monsterdon

*cities collapse*

"chaos has been defeated"

????

#monsterdon

Okay not gonna lie, the miniature terrain effects are neat. #Monsterdon

"Grow, Hercules! Grow!" #monsterdon

Now we recycle miniature footage from the sinking of Atlantis!

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

Huh??? What is all this shit? #Monsterdon

CHAOS

#monsterdon

so atlantis rises back _out_ of the sea? how does that work?

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Meanwhile. In a better movie Atlantis is sinking again. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

She is the Seventh Glowing Zed so were done now right? RIGHT? #Monsterdon

Better lightning bolt

#monsterdon

[DISASTER, HIGH WAVES, BUILDINGS BEING DESTROYED]

Chaos has been defeated.

?????

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

what? why?

Meanwhile, multiple calamities simultaneously ensue. Now the sports scores. #Monsterdon

"My girlfriend became a thunderbolt."

"......................that's rough, buddy."

#monsterdon #theadventuresofherculues1985

Oh, right. The moon’s still hurtling toward the Earth. I completely forgot about that plot point.

#Monsterdon

Given the writing I’m sure she does feel love for you, in a soft-core kind of way #Monsterdon

We return to the not too distant future. #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Sucked the life right out of this movie amirite?

#monsterdon

well now they have enough zig-zags to make a Transylvanian flag so that's something

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

RIP Pompeii #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Hera?
Must you betray me?
with a kissssss?

oh no! anyways.

#Monsterdon

gee, what a lame ending. get it going already
#monsterdon

Sucked the life right out of her forehead.

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

“Mother give me the kiss of death”

That was awkward af #monsterdon #hercules1985

OH CHRIST IT HURTS WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH WHY MOTHER WHYYYYYYYYYY

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

@Louisa And then, somehow, the t-rex turns into a python.

#Monsterdon

Somebody better yeet some motherf*cker off this motherf*cking planet!

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

Just end please
#Monsterdon

Someone emoted? So weird. #monsterdon

NOW KISS!!!

#monsterdon #theadventuresofhercules1985

Is this a mother-daughter kind of love, or something between two adults?

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

"You're my mother, Hera."

me, lost focus and googling Inkscape tutorials for the past 5 minutes: what?

#Monsterdon

Or The Fifth Element...

#Monsterdon
#Hercules1985

#Monsterdon

You've been ... thunderstruck!

Hair care products of the gods!

#monsterdon #theadventuresofherculues1985

Gods need to get real jobs

#Monsterdon

"Yes it's true. I created you. And hid lightning under your boobies."

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

oh for fuck's sake
#Monsterdon

Sweetie, never call yourself ANY kind of "hiding place" in a time when men quietly talk about uh, "hiding" games

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

Yay, free Geranium! #Monsterdon

Ancient Greek Mythology is CANCEL CULTURE #Monsterdon

Now you're breathing Drowsiness into me.

#monsterdon

It’s… uh… um… INSIDE you?!

#monsterdon #theadventuresofhercules1985

Took my glasses off for a few moments to redo a nail and I came back to cartoon outlines of animals fighting.

Damn this movie is 80s af
#Monsterdon

THUNDERHEART

#monsterdon

She's the last piece of the key to time.. er.. thunderbolt. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

The future belongs to chaos? Or KAOS?
#monsterdon #hercules1985

Hera, you trollop #Monsterdon

The whole science-as-antagonist thing would be a lot cuter if there were anything even remotely resembling science happening. #monsterdon

Well, yeah, you’re gonna get that with your poorly animated glowy snakes, that’s just science #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
#Hercules1985
🎶Pure energy. I wanna know what you're thinking...

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING.

NO ONE KNOWS.

NO ONE CARES.

#monsterdon

Minos, lord of science, was crap at tying knots. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

They should have led with that fight at the beginning of the movie.
#Monsterdon

Saved SOOOOO much money.

Also when did this become Godzilla vs Kong?

#Monsterdon

"His savagery has been cancelled." One of the great lines in cinematic history. #Monsterdon

Look, just fuck off into the sea of stars. #Monsterdon

science cancelled 😔

#monsterdon

@amyfou Had to! Had to draw everything else to finish the film. #Monsterdon #TheAdventuresofHercules1985

Minos has been cancelled.

#Monsterdon

what

I

what even happened

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

@helianthropy I ·could· actually go back and check; but I absolutely refuse 😝

#monsterdon

They are devolving to resolve this fight.

#Monsterdon

OK, that was total copout of a final boss battle.

Not impressed.

#monsterdon

"Minos challenged the universe, and the very secret of life!
But in the end he was beaten down by a meathead turned into a light-ape".

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"danger still lurks in the skies" after all, if this movie is successful, they might make another one.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

"But danger still lurks in the skies" And we still have 10 minutes to kill. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Is it ... King Kong vs. Snake?
#Monsterdon

Dude, wtf. Minos just wanted the Anti-Life Equation? Man was nowhere NEAR the Source Wall!

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

OH yeah, that was definitely not a microdose. #Monsterdon

Cancel culture in ancient Greece #Monsterdon

And Minos never found his record.

(He was wearing it.)

#monsterdon #theadventuresofherculues1985

Ultra yeet! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

#Monsterdon🧔‍♂️ 💪 ⛰️⚡ ⛈️ 🌌 😱

The actors all just quit, didn't they

Can Minos be really dead this time so he can’t come back for a Hercules 3?

#Monsterdon

So this is where the Godzilla vs King Kong idea come from?
#monsterdon

OF LIFE?!

ITSELF?!

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

"we cancelled Minos because woke" #monsterdon

Zeus and Hera have no clue what they just watched, either.

#monsterdon

Did you guys wanna come to see.Laser Hercules at the planetarium? My mom let me borrow the car! This is gonna be rad, I'm so stoked!

#Monsterdon #Hulkules2

Laser dino vs. laser ape final showdown. Go to hell movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon

I cannot believe this. I.... I....

what there's a gorilla now

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

SHOOT otters, not colloquialism otters

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

No more budget for real actors, here are some cartoons the director’s four year old drew #Monsterdon

Love this— get rid of the actors, let the rotoscopers be the stars!!!
#Monsterdon

Godzilla vs King Kong
#monsterdon

Constellation Kong vs Godzilla!

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules

oh,, so this is why we're watching this for monsterdon

#monsterdon

animated monkey hercules also moves better than live-action hercules

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Cute Dinosaur!

#monsterdon