Meanwhile, back on Earth... #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie yes plz

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Anyway, this is Alpha Control saying good job team, another movie yeeted into space. And thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

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We have to, HAVE TO, watch the other two Ferrigno fantasy movies on Tubi this month. We deserve it.

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#monsterdon Raymond Burr would often open conversations with 'Did you use Windex on your pants because"

@diazona yeh xD

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@kcarr2015 🎉

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@peterries yessss 🎉

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holy gods this second feature is gonna be a travesty

i can't wait :D

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Thanks everyone and thanks @Taweret ! I've had to miss out for a while, and it's good to be back to some amount of normalcy.

This was also a great test of the recovery progress of my instance. Two-way delivery seems just fine.

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@randy_s "la la la"
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@Taweret Do you even produce, bro?

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@moira nooo 😢 that's almost impressively unlucky though

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Once again…we have defeated Critters 4.

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To this day, we still bear the scars of our war, the war that made us lose everything…😩

And now we are living through a war that isn't ours, a war raging elsewhere, and we are the ones paying the price.💔💔

How long will this last?🥺

Everything here is…
Weary, burdened with fear and waiting. 😭😭😭

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Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo, @JoeWynne for the trivia, @ryan / @miru for the stream, and all of YOU for suffering along with me. G'night!

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All Seven Glowing Zeds recovered

Earth and Moon back in orbit

THE END

I didn't miss any of this one and I have even LESS idea WTF was going on than last week! But hey at least it had lots of glowy animation and, extremely randomly, GLOWY CARTOON GODZILLA AND KING KONG so I guess it wasn't ALL bad

Thanks for the advanced #Monsterdon course on Fake Greek Mythology @Taweret it was PERFECTLY horrible.

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I had to take a break from the Miru stream to watch this for some reason... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAYN9zVnwg

#monsterdon And in the end, religion defeated chaos. And possibly science. Goodnight folks!

well heck, I managed not to bingo again

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Cool. I'm going to go cancel my MGM+ subscription now.

That was... a movie...

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I'm just glad they let all the horsies graze on set the whole time.

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia, and all you #Monsterdonians for making it fun!

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Very Pinth-Garnellian...

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First among gaffers. #Monsterdon

I missed it 👏🏼 😉

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That constellation has a lot of stars! #Monsterdon

Eva Robbins, call me. #Monsterdon

And so they fucked off into space. My only complaint is that Herc should have yeeted more stuff. #Monsterdon

The movie just keeps on Doing Things at us. We want to go home. #Monsterdon

I should think that an enormous hand touching down on Earth and giving it a shove would cause much tectonic movement and destruction.

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WILL SHINE IN THE HEAVENS UNTIL THE END OF TIME RIGHT NEXT TO ULTRA PEEPEE, THE GOD HAMSTER OF

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They really wanted to tap the
King Kong/Godzilla demographic.

And the gods fucked off into space.

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Urania, patron of astrology

That probably explains a lot

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You just know that if this had an ancient Greek original, in it Mega-Herakles would knock the Moon away with his giant…club.

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So, Zeus, you're gonna give up taking on the form of a goose and seducing earth women?

.........no?

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That constellation was a bit on the nose… #Monsterdon

Zeus: And I forgive you.

Uh, have you ever met Zeus?

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“Sorry to everyone in Des Moines, crushed by Herc’s palm just now” #Monsterdon

Urania constellation!

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There go the tides. We didn't need them, I guess.
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um, that's not really a good outcome you guys

Oh a posthumous promotion. That'll improve her pension. #Monsterdon

WHY IS THE MOON SPINNING

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"Shit, I lost my thunderbolts. Let's send Hercules on an epic quest."

"Oh, the moon is going to smash into the earth. Shrug. I'm sure the humans have got this."

Yeah yeah, that's Herc, once again caught betweeen two giganti-

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Still a tad too close. The tides are going nuts! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon meanwhile back in the not so distant future

PLANETARY YEET #Monsterdon

And so the crew of Moonbase Alpha were catapulted across space. #Monsterdon

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i think he just yeeted the earth and the moon in opposite directions?

@rallias The irony being that despite having big feet, the steroids actually shrunk his package considerably.

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I thought it was Atlas who...never mind

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Do NOT want to see Hercules “grow” 😱 #Monsterdon

i think i learned about this part at the planetarium when i was a kid

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Hercules puts his big handprints all over the Earth and Moon

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Make my Hercules grow!

Store-brand Asura's Wrath #monsterdon

How prescient. Just 40 years later and chaos has risen.

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Since when has Zeus ever cared about mankind (other than the bits he wanted to boink that is)?

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Gravity is no match for space muscles!

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THAT'S RIGHT I'M PISSING ON THE MOON

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I'll take Bad Celestial Mechanics for $600, Alex

Due to the effects of solar rays, Ultra-Ferrigno only has two minutes in which to defeat the moon, AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!

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"Hercules!"
"what now?"
"Block the Moon!"
"ffs"
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@GeoffWozniak

Please think of the catgirls!

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Go Go Power Hercules! #Monsterdon

Can you imagine how big his feet must be if he could literally move the moon?

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sAvE mAnKiiiiiiiiiiNd #Monsterdon

Olympus was *on* the Moon in the first movie, right?

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This isn’t how physics…

…oh never mind

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Hercules, you should just nope outta there. Zeus doesn’t really love you. He just keeps using you for his party games.

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Earth hurtling

Moon hurtling

Hercules polishing his fingernails, waiting for them to get cloesr

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GROW HERCULES GROW 🫣 #monsterdon #hercules1985

This is like the fourth time something in this movies seemed very reminiscent of Power Rangers.

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Extra=large Hercules will solve it!! Yeet!! Yeet like you've never yeeted before!!!!

The moon is 8.1e19 tons. Hercules can bench it. I believe in you Hercules.

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Rita Repulso redux! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Herc went from oiled to laquered. #monsterdon

Smoke on the water. 🎵(Or maybe footage from Atlantis) #Monsterdon

I have some serious physics questions here. #monsterdon

This whole movie is just the gods handing Herc successively bigger and more broken superpowers. #Monsterdon

So, um, we aren't finished yet?
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At least now Glassary and Geranium can be galpals in eternity and neither has to get stuck being Herc’s love interest #Monsterdon

but Atlantis sank????

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#monsterdon "Only our fear can defeat us."

eh, FDR said it better.

Oh we've still got time for an EMBIGGENING

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Atlantis did what now?
Atlantis had Rita Repulas powers?
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#monsterdon Wait, so Power Rangers stole more than one thing from this movie?

HUGE BUFF MAN ALARM

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for the twentieth time or so in the past five minutes FUCKITY WHAT

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'I'm HUGE!' Again!'

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Zeus: "After ten thousand years I'm finally free!"

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WHY IS BIG HER SUDDENLY GETTING THE RITA REPULSA GIMMICK.

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so... we're embiggening herc again? so this is a thing, is it.

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"Grow Hercules! Grow!" NOT LIKE THAT! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

"Howard Hughes discussed the film in his book Cinema Italiano... the review noted the visuals and film score would 'induce migraines'" accurate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Hercules

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Oh gosh, I forgot about the Moon collision course plot thread, and I thought the movie had too

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