The last time I took something with a girl, she grew horns while we were... getting intimate. We broke up not long after that. #Monsterdon

glowing balls of light, the cheapest effect

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(Pink Floyd intensifies)

#Monsterdon

"time is short, just swallow the drugs Hercules...."

#Monsterdon

pew pew drugs! #monsterdon #hercules1985

nooooo

They're suppositories!

#Monsterdon

Oh it's an ocean casino. That's why it has that welcoming neon arch. #Monsterdon

Atropos’ agent managed to get her out of this at the last minute #Monsterdon

they sure do be dropping a lot of names, hope there isn't a quiz on them later 🥴

#monsterdon

Just wait here on the beach and look pretty
#Monsterdon

"You will have gills like fish if you take these herbs"

Scamming students looking for drugs, selling them oregano in a baggie....

#Monsterdon

I think I was less bored by the first movie. #monsterdon

*pats roof of sword* you can fit so many murders in this

#Monsterdon

This is like a bullshit DND game

#Monsterdon

Um. I'm not really sure this is how SCIENCE works...
#monsterdon

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these captions are inaccurate

y'know I really thought that was going to be Urania superimposed onto footage from another movie but her shadow was on the shrine or whatever so it pretty much had to be in the same place? wtf

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

What did you do to Atropos?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

My bulging muscles won't allow me to fit through that gap in rocks
#Monsterdon

Zardos heads?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

#monsterdon Of what now?

When I see a man wield a sword I too, think ...SCIENCE!

#Monsterdon

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Lacunt ??? (let's not go there)

You can't just brandish an object & call it science! That's not how that works, #Monsterdon

Lost souls look a lot like life-size marionettes which they didn't have the budget to paint. #monsterdon

SCIENCE
SHALL
TRIUMPH

#monsterdon

Science shall triumph!
#monsterdon

I HAVE THE POWER!!! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

#monsterdon Hercules's most dangerous foe yet: Sir Galahad

The sound effects guy had one tool.

And it went buzz, pew, zap.

#monsterdon

Ya know. A tokusatsu show starring Hercules would probably go over really well. Henshin into a topless muscle man.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

we all laugh, but if you came across a clearing in the forest with tons of creepy little dolls hanging from the trees you'd be scared too

#Monsterdon

pew

pew

pew

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Sure, another boss fight

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

We could make a Hercules drinking game but for fitness, like every time he flexes his pecs, do a squat

#Monsterdon
#TheAdventuresOfHercules

#monsterdon Clash of the Titans dammit. That was a very cheap shot.

pew
pew pew

#Monsterdon

Poor Lou, so strong with such a weak movie...
#monsterdon
#Hercules1985

Hey wait this doll is doing the Thriller laugh!

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

The mannequins would be creepier if they weren't explained

like, creepy pale mannequins

how do you screw that up

#Monsterdon

...Soundtrack budget ran out. #Monsterdon

@trixter hundreds of beavers did it better #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf It's Minos' happening, and he's going to freak out!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Attack of the Puppet People?

#monsterdon #theadventuresofhercules1985

You can get those for $4 a piece the day after Halloween at JoAnn's

#Monsterdon
#TheAdventuresOfHercules

#monsterdon Do come. All over. Bring a mop.

Tartarus wasn't a demon he was a deity and a primordial god and a personification of the deep abyss aaaaAAAAA

#Monsterdon

2nd Bechdel pass, talking about fear.

#Monsterdon
#Hercules1985

Try eating that mushroom, Herc!

#monsterdon

psure I saw "Tartarus & the Deadly Splinters" at SXSW

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules1985

Blair Witch would have been 33% better with those instead of the stupid stick things. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

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Hundreds of thousands? Please work on your quantity estimation, Herc.

What a coincidence: My stinger also makes a 1998 digital camera sound. #monsterdon

They should ask the Dread Pirate Roberts for assistance.

#monsterdon

there's more of that ...cunning...

#monsterdon

The little people?

…

Are they going to Ireland?

#Monsterdon #Hulkules2

Okay, that was a decent stop-motion creature effect. Not exactly Harryhausen. Maybe a Harryshedden. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

@bunnyhero Harryhausen't.

#monsterdon #theadventuresofherculues1985

Yessss, yesss,.... this is appropriately spooky

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@occurrent you should tune into #Monsterdon and post along! follow the hashtag to see live commentary and watch along at http://miru.miyaku.media

Bah! Temu Clash of the Titans Medusa scene. 😖

#Monsterdon #TheAdventuresOfHercules

#monsterdon To the fountain of RANCH...

If you're going to wipe-fade, at least do it sideways!

#monsterdon

Ray, Ray Harryhausen is that you?

#monsterdon

Wow this really is a video game.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Scorpiondusa? Is this innovation?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

man, we've seen better medusas on Monsterdon, you guys aren't even trying.

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

this is no harryhausen lol

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This was done so much better in Clash of the Titans.. wow!

Gorgon giggles

#monsterdon #theadventuresofhercules1985

this is like some kind of... Medusa's Labyrinth (2016)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon never beating the cave allegations

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Marco!"

"Bozo!"

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Herc should use echolocation.

#monsterdon

"I'm coming!"

"Yes, do come!"

#Monsterdon #AdventuresOfHercules1985

Suspiciously flat-bottomed cave. This is a trope that's hard to un-see once it's pointed out. Sorry.
#monsterdon #hercules1985

For English, it’s very badly dubbed #Monsterdon

"I shan't be long"

…

BWAHAHAHAHA 😂🤣😂🤣 #Monsterdon

@MichaelKlamerus

Another budget cut, no money for space chucking :(

#Monsterdon

That's a lot of forbidden things. #monsterdon

that's right Lou, remember where the exit is...

#Monsterdon

Was throwing that boulder any easier than just walking the three feet up to them and punching them?

#monsterdon #Hercules1985

Well, that rocked his world

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

This is literally a video game

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

“Fight them! Fight them!” he shouts, as if they have a choice.

#Monsterdon

are these atomic slime people?

#monsterdon

Eurayle is one of Medusa's sisters, IIRC

#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

lol, "they're coming out the walls!"

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Loooooooooooooong camera pan!

#monsterdon #theadventuresofhercules1985

Her dress hem must be SO dirty....

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Funny to find the Spear of Longinus here, wow buddy, you made quite a journey!

Hercules is so smart. #Monsterdon

Did those women oil up his pecs when we weren't looking? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985

stop 🛑giving🙅divine👼artifacts💸to🤌sentient🧠trash🗑️piles👿

#monsterdon

Come into Uran's Palace.
That sounds dirty and also like a Nickelodeon game show.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985

Some day I will legitimately say "Welcome Earthlings, it is so rare to have you among us"

#Monsterdon

Yes go inside the stone-mouth, what's the worst that could happen inside a stone mouth? #monsterdon

oh, that's not Doctor Who

#monsterdon

"I am... Fur-El. Come into my liminal backrooms..."

#monsterdon

"nobody is going to bother us here" *saxophone music starts* #monsterdon