The last time I took something with a girl, she grew horns while we were... getting intimate. We broke up not long after that. #Monsterdon
glowing balls of light, the cheapest effect
(Pink Floyd intensifies)
"time is short, just swallow the drugs Hercules...."
pew pew drugs! #monsterdon #hercules1985
Oh it's an ocean casino. That's why it has that welcoming neon arch. #Monsterdon
Atroposβ agent managed to get her out of this at the last minute #Monsterdon
they sure do be dropping a lot of names, hope there isn't a quiz on them later π₯΄
Just wait here on the beach and look pretty
#Monsterdon
"You will have gills like fish if you take these herbs"
Scamming students looking for drugs, selling them oregano in a baggie....
I think I was less bored by the first movie. #monsterdon
*pats roof of sword* you can fit so many murders in this
This is like a bullshit DND game
Um. I'm not really sure this is how SCIENCE works...
#monsterdon
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these captions are inaccurate
y'know I really thought that was going to be Urania superimposed onto footage from another movie but her shadow was on the shrine or whatever so it pretty much had to be in the same place? wtf
What did you do to Atropos?
My bulging muscles won't allow me to fit through that gap in rocks
#Monsterdon
Zardos heads?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
#monsterdon Of what now?
When I see a man wield a sword I too, think ...SCIENCE!
Lacunt ??? (let's not go there)
You can't just brandish an object & call it science! That's not how that works, #Monsterdon
Lost souls look a lot like life-size marionettes which they didn't have the budget to paint. #monsterdon
SCIENCE
SHALL
TRIUMPH
Science shall triumph!
#monsterdon
I HAVE THE POWER!!! #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
#monsterdon Hercules's most dangerous foe yet: Sir Galahad
Ya know. A tokusatsu show starring Hercules would probably go over really well. Henshin into a topless muscle man.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
we all laugh, but if you came across a clearing in the forest with tons of creepy little dolls hanging from the trees you'd be scared too
Sure, another boss fight
We could make a Hercules drinking game but for fitness, like every time he flexes his pecs, do a squat
#monsterdon Clash of the Titans dammit. That was a very cheap shot.
pew
pew pew
Poor Lou, so strong with such a weak movie...
#monsterdon
#Hercules1985
Hey wait this doll is doing the Thriller laugh!
The mannequins would be creepier if they weren't explained
like, creepy pale mannequins
how do you screw that up
...Soundtrack budget ran out. #Monsterdon
@trixter hundreds of beavers did it better #monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf It's Minos' happening, and he's going to freak out!
Attack of the Puppet People?
You can get those for $4 a piece the day after Halloween at JoAnn's
#monsterdon Do come. All over. Bring a mop.
Tartarus wasn't a demon he was a deity and a primordial god and a personification of the deep abyss aaaaAAAAA
2nd Bechdel pass, talking about fear.
Try eating that mushroom, Herc!
psure I saw "Tartarus & the Deadly Splinters" at SXSW
Blair Witch would have been 33% better with those instead of the stupid stick things. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
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Hundreds of thousands? Please work on your quantity estimation, Herc.
What a coincidence: My stinger also makes a 1998 digital camera sound. #monsterdon
They should ask the Dread Pirate Roberts for assistance.
there's more of that ...cunning...
Okay, that was a decent stop-motion creature effect. Not exactly Harryhausen. Maybe a Harryshedden. #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
@bunnyhero Harryhausen't.
Yessss, yesss,.... this is appropriately spooky
@occurrent you should tune into #Monsterdon and post along! follow the hashtag to see live commentary and watch along at http://miru.miyaku.media
Bah! Temu Clash of the Titans Medusa scene. π
#monsterdon To the fountain of RANCH...
If you're going to wipe-fade, at least do it sideways!
Ray, Ray Harryhausen is that you?
Wow this really is a video game.
Scorpiondusa? Is this innovation?
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
man, we've seen better medusas on Monsterdon, you guys aren't even trying.
this is no harryhausen lol
This was done so much better in Clash of the Titans.. wow!
Gorgon giggles
this is like some kind of... Medusa's Labyrinth (2016)
#monsterdon never beating the cave allegations
Herc should use echolocation.
Suspiciously flat-bottomed cave. This is a trope that's hard to un-see once it's pointed out. Sorry.
#monsterdon #hercules1985
For English, itβs very badly dubbed #Monsterdon
That's a lot of forbidden things. #monsterdon
that's right Lou, remember where the exit is...
Was throwing that boulder any easier than just walking the three feet up to them and punching them?
Well, that rocked his world
This is literally a video game
βFight them! Fight them!β he shouts, as if they have a choice.
are these atomic slime people?
Eurayle is one of Medusa's sisters, IIRC
lol, "they're coming out the walls!"
Loooooooooooooong camera pan!
Her dress hem must be SO dirty....
#monsterdon Funny to find the Spear of Longinus here, wow buddy, you made quite a journey!
Hercules is so smart. #Monsterdon
Did those women oil up his pecs when we weren't looking? #Monsterdon #Hercules1985
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Come into Uran's Palace.
That sounds dirty and also like a Nickelodeon game show.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1985
Some day I will legitimately say "Welcome Earthlings, it is so rare to have you among us"
Yes go inside the stone-mouth, what's the worst that could happen inside a stone mouth? #monsterdon
oh, that's not Doctor Who
"I am... Fur-El. Come into my liminal backrooms..."
"nobody is going to bother us here" *saxophone music starts* #monsterdon