@moira BigbooTAY. TAY!

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It's a Dalek!

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is this old guy just spying on her, or...? creep. #monsterdon

I hope the second sub is more monster-proof than the first one. No idea how they’d manage that, though, tbh. #monsterdon

"we'd better improve the sonar" no shit bud, the last sub was right on top of like a 300 foot tall monster and didn't see it
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What's up with the grinch gloves? #monsterdon

Whoa okay wasn't really expecting a summary execution in the middle of the sci fi exposition sequence #monsterdon

wait he beheaded it and the opening credits aren't even done yet
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#Monsterdon "Please forget about titanosaurus. You can only love one of us."

"Spacemen from the third planet" - uh I guess not third planet from the sun?

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dying...dying...dying...dead

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"That's, right! We are the spacemen from the Third Planet!".

No. No that's us. The third planet is Earth.

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The Sam Peckinpah part of the film. #Monsterdon

The sinister laughter of Evil Einstein and Colonel Sanders East! #Monsterdon

Wilford Brimley is pissed #monsterdon

Those not quite sunglass tinted aviators indoors are really something (really 70s? really weird? choose your descriptor!)

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#monsterdon. HOW MANY grant proposals do you have to write to afford a lab like that? No wonder he hates humanity!

how convenient to have a brute squad waiting outside your door like that. #monsterdon

I know I missed the last movie but how do planets sink in a black hole.

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"...Black Hole Planet 3, known for the best pie in the galaxy!"

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Are those crow effects or just some Wario offscreen going "Wah" a lot? #Monsterdon

"100% iron. No alloys!"

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Silver space goblins! Love the ear-horns!

And, here's our titular kaiju, undergoing refurbishment.

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Dr. Mifune had Mechagodzilla in his basement ALL THIS TIME? Did he somehow not realize this?

Also, SPACEMEN FROM THE THIRD PLANET? Third planet of WHAT? I mean, last I counted, Earth IS the third planet of our solar system....

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Lairs are cool. They’re always so cool. #Monsterdon

like not that much has actually happened, and yet this is awesome so far

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#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla I guess we have a sort of two way race where some human people are trying to talk to the mad scientist guy about the dinosaur he found and the evil aliens are trying to recruit the mad scientist to destroy the world.

We have achieved “matching helmets”, everyone! And they are very silly! #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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(a) that's not wine. Is it kool-aid?
(b) are these guys on a date or what?
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SHINJI GET IN THE KAIJU

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Solid choice of hiking attire #monsterdon

"...we're going to the caves. Be sure to wear your best cave suit."

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#monsterdon “This Earthling .. hates humans.” I mean, we can all relate. But there’s something fishy about his research topic.

Lab rats being a common form of sea life, of course

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"Father, please don't."

What's the use of becoming a mad scientist if you can't rant and rave about how you'll finally get your revenge on "those fools" and "show them all"?

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Meanwhile in yet another movie...

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I suppose there aren’t many opportunities for marine biologists to give a “they said I was mad in Vienna” speech, so get it, guy. #monsterdon

Interpol was here. They asked how things are on the west coast #monsterdon sterdon

"Research on sea life..." Friend, those are rats.

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ohai Dr. Mofuni

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just bros toastin in the blinkenlights room #monsterdon

Isn’t it a bit early for villainous cackling? #monsterdon

Not the point, but: anyone know where these aliens got their glasses? Those are some sharp frames...

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Nothing says we’re celebrating an evil plot come to fruition more than rosé wine. #Monsterdon

"I burned all his notes"

Every scientist, even those not participating in this watch, had a cold shiver run down their spine.

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Evil plots consummated over glasses of Kool Aid, as you do.

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THEY'LL NEVER KNOW MY SEVEN SECRET HERBS AND SPICES! MUWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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These aliens (?) or scientists (?) or whatever have lousy evil laughs too

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Wait, is everyone with facial hair an alien? Or just the goatee guy? #monsterdon

Funny toast shot there

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When you realize your dad's hobbies are a bit more intense than stamp collecting. #monsterdon

#monsterdon “We must choose the right time to show our power!” … in bed?

I love how Godzilla both wrecks humans' shit and protects them, depending on the situation. #monsterdon

Come in, come in. Don't mind the ominous atmosphere and foreboding music. #monsterdon

we must wait to exert our power.... ON TOKYO!

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And here she is, straight out of 'Mysterious Women Monthly.' #monsterdon

if someone came to my house and said they were from interpol and wanted to talk about dinosaurs, i would be suspicious but that's just me

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@Taweret i was about to ask if the IPO was in the habit of just waltzing into people's houses, but let's face it, they really are and always have been. #monsterdon

"THAT incident...."

A shocking dinner party revelation and too much wine....

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Ha ha, that guy on the recording is really, uh, convincing :P

"Help. Help. It's a DiNoSaUr, help." #Monsterdon

Judging by the number of seagulls on the soundtrack, I'm guessing that Godzilla visits every day and hands out truckloads of bread crumbs. #Monsterdon

I'm doing the Blu Ray english dub (I can't #Monsterdon as well in subtitles)

Why are you asking a marine biologist about dinosaurs?

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but yer so purty
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Our protagonists arrive at Doctor Mifune's house and I'm _pretty damn sure_ all that bird noise was NOT actual crows.

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I can practically see the rayon in those jackets #monsterdon

"This is a recording from the sub, just before it sank."

Ignore the screaming. #Monsterdon

Mood: Submarine design guy's lapels

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haunted house side quest?? #monsterdon

The Island of Dr. Mafune ... working title.

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Shattered, shudubbie doobie

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Turtleneck (from Sears?) and background music by flock of seagulls #monsterdon

"You'll find this interesting."

A... photo of a hubcap? In front of a headlight? #Monsterdon

Nice concrete mansion.

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@jsadow The aliens plan to take over Earth and force the humans to attend endless business meetings. #Monsterdon

I am actually quite glad for all that recap otherwise I wouldn't understand why these normal looking (well reasonably normal) dudes are talking about "earthlings"

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Too bad this isn't "The Birds"

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Home, home on the abyssal plains...

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Meanwhile back in the completely rebuilt city...

The POLICE????? are on the case!

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Oh wow, a new kaiju! Is this Glup Shitto?

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Ok I skipped forward 7 minutes, is everyone on the alien Yakuza guys bit #monsterdon

Little anchors ⚓️ on the submariners’ hats. In case they forget they’re underwater maybe. #monsterdon

Like they’re literally here to gentrify Earth. #Monsterdon

it's the Titan submersible, before it was cool. hipsters.

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"This is no time for a pole dance!"
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#monsterdon 🎼 We all live on a Kaiju submarine… 🎶

"is there a logitech controller on board?" - fellow watcher #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

I think this plot was sucked into a black hole, but I'm keeping an open mind. And ignoring physics.

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"one hour is worse than 1000 hours of space travel" they must have been flying No Frills WestJet
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pictures of SCIENCE! #monsterdon

The company car -- a Camaro?

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Will, he's right about one thing, the state of transportation on this planet IS abysmal

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They must be searching the haunted area of the ocean.

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These aliens have an exquisite taste on facial hair
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"...an earthling?"
"Yeah, the Earth is crawling with the things."

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Air travel: apparently far worse than space travel.

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Those are totally porn glasses #monsterdon

I was going to say, looking rather polluted in Tokyo today

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So that's what happened to the OceanGate sub

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