but yer so purty
#monsterdon
Our protagonists arrive at Doctor Mifune's house and I'm _pretty damn sure_ all that bird noise was NOT actual crows.
I can practically see the rayon in those jackets #monsterdon
"This is a recording from the sub, just before it sank."
Ignore the screaming. #Monsterdon
Mood: Submarine design guy's lapels
haunted house side quest?? #monsterdon
The Island of Dr. Mafune ... working title.
Shattered, shudubbie doobie
Turtleneck (from Sears?) and background music by flock of seagulls #monsterdon
"You'll find this interesting."
A... photo of a hubcap? In front of a headlight? #Monsterdon
Nice concrete mansion.
I am actually quite glad for all that recap otherwise I wouldn't understand why these normal looking (well reasonably normal) dudes are talking about "earthlings"
Too bad this isn't "The Birds"
Home, home on the abyssal plains...
Oh wow, a new kaiju! Is this Glup Shitto?
#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
Ok I skipped forward 7 minutes, is everyone on the alien Yakuza guys bit #monsterdon
Little anchors βοΈ on the submarinersβ hats. In case they forget theyβre underwater maybe. #monsterdon
"This is no time for a pole dance!"
#monsterdon
#monsterdon πΌ We all live on a Kaiju submarineβ¦ πΆ
I think this plot was sucked into a black hole, but I'm keeping an open mind. And ignoring physics.
"one hour is worse than 1000 hours of space travel" they must have been flying No Frills WestJet
#monsterdon
The company car -- a Camaro?
Will, he's right about one thing, the state of transportation on this planet IS abysmal
They must be searching the haunted area of the ocean.
These aliens have an exquisite taste on facial hair
#Monsterdon
"...an earthling?"
"Yeah, the Earth is crawling with the things."
Those are totally porn glasses #monsterdon
I was going to say, looking rather polluted in Tokyo today
So that's what happened to the OceanGate sub
The aliens are fans of urban planning. #Monsterdon
It's a nice looking sub model, tho #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "you're from the marine institute, what do you think?" "Well, it sounds like they're fucked, technically speaking"
I always love this. Everyone in the room is listening to this recording. It's obviously on speakers.
So what's this one guy doing with those headphones?
Black box, boom box
Me at work next year: "We must use the right time to exert our power".
Recording: Oh shiiiit, it's a dinosaur! #monsterdon
Wow that's some shaky handheld camera work.
IT'S A'COMIN STRAIGHT FOR US [BLAM BLAM]
He works for OceanGate!
#monsterdon
You can tell this isn't set in the present day because they immediately discount human foolishness as a reason for a submarine accident #monsterdon
"It's a recording made from the sub just before it sank!"
Recording: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA <boom>"
Did he just say "Ocean Exploitation Institute"?
Yeah, it's unbelievable that the Ocean Exploitation Institute could be at fault.
I love how people imagine amazing war machines having guns everywhere. #mechagodzilla has guns in his kneecaps! Like how do you even AIM that? #monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai I think that was my first #Monsterdon flick! @plaidtron3000
Oh dang, the scene of Godzilla with the darts stuck in him is kinda hardcore #Monsterdon
@MylesRyden "about"? That's crazy talk π
HI AGENT OSEI
What is going to be left for the movie to be about?
Umm. Itβs a seahorse. #Monsterdon
so basically they could've ended up with this guy instead on dead boy detectives and didn't so got lucky
#Monsterdon That sub looked so bad. Filmed in my bathtub bad.
Don't all talk at once please!
#monsterdon
MECHAGODSEAHORSE
#monsterdon
that poor little submarine! #monsterdon
hey, this isn't a Godzilla, or a Mothra!
oh they have a washing machine on the bridge that's so convenient
Backstory wraps up - and it's Mechagodzilla entering the storyline.
We now join our movie, already in progress...
Always start your search looking for the head #monsterdon
Previously on Godzilla...
WHAT WAS THAT GODZILLA JUMPING DANCE #monsterdon
Wow that spaceship scene was a little βFuturama-esqueβ
#Monsterdon
#TerrorOfMechaGodzilla
That's a nice mechagodzilla poster
That blood spray is like the βSam Peckinpahβs βSalad Daysββ of Godzillas #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
oh yeah, seaview's definitely gonna have to rescue these guys
Godzilla twisting Mechagodzilla's head around: ICE. FUCKING. COLD. #Monsterdon
βtis but a flesh wound. #Monsterdon
Only 600 tons? In some shots G looks like more than 1000 tons #monsterdon
...apparently Godzilla has extreme healing powers and can also become magnetic on cue, this is new
Directed by... someone who probably had a lot of explaining to do afterward. #monsterdon
Just a BANGER of an opening fight scene. In medias res. Like the Iliad. #Monsterdon
aaaaand different movie
600 tons, how did they weigh Godzilla?
"Oh yeah, then we decided to add UFOs to the series!" #Monsterdon
Godzilla has fiery breath, like me after garlicky food.
#Monsterdon
I am now imagining all of these captions on the freeze frames in our recap breathlessly read by a Japanese eight-year-old.
"AND THEN GODZILLA FELL DOWN AND SPIT FIRE AND THEN MECHAGODZILLA SPUN HIS HEAD AND EVERYTHING EXPLODED AND THEN-ββ
RIGHT PAW NORTH LEFT PAW SOUTH
"set the countryside aflame with its fiery breath"
That's RADIOACTIVE fiery breath, dude. Show some respect.
#monsterdon Dude! Not in the face!
#Monsterdon the narrator of the Peacock dubbed version of #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla sounds like a bored substitute teacher reading from the textbook.
who ordered barbecue? #monsterdon
narrator presenting a very pro-godzilla take on events, because it is just a matter of fact that we shot first and godzilla was simply responding #monsterdon
βLast time on Godzillaβ¦β
And then this other time MechaGodilla was all like "I'm gonna spin my head and call force field" then this other time Godzilla was like... #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
#monsterdon The new godzilla sounds like an elephant to me.
#monsterdon You didnβt need those airplanes for anything, did you?
i think we've got like 6 different versions going tonight, so this should be EXTRA fun. (^_^) #monsterdon
This PREVIOUSLY ON scene makes me sad that this is the last Godzilla flick of this era. I want a NEXT WEEK ON GODZILLA sequence :D #Monsterdon
Mechagodzilla does a T-800 impression?
Starting strong with a marching drum and some kind of bweeeeeyooooooommmmm noise
Oh crap, you don't look like your tinder photo #monsterdon
#Monsterdon last minute participant! Enjoy everybody
#monsterdon off to a bang right out of the gate
PREVIOUSLY ON GODZILLA: some half-assed voiceover work
okay, we're really just starting off with the explosions, aren't we. #approve #monsterdon
This title card is π₯ π₯ π₯
#Monsterdon Toho! Lets go!