"The thing about ultrasonic waves is that they have the same direction as light waves!"
It... Wh...? That was so wrong in so many different ways it made my *head hurt.* #Monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai @plaidtron3000 Sounds about right
Supersonic waves' direction is the same as light waves. With parabolic lens. Direct. Power.
because that's how waves work. Or something.
...Suddenly a bondage scene? Aluminum foil underpants and a man in a chair whipping three dudes O_o #Monsterdon
colonel sanders what #monsterdon
THERE we go, that's some quality roman candles and kaiju action
Why is the villain talking like a Nazi?!?! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I just realized we haven't seen Godzilla since he was shot full of darts.
Daddy, is Godzilla ... is Godzilla dead?
Destroy all monsters flashback?
@aprilfollies Accurate AI mistakes #monsterdon
Katsura shouldn't wear electrically conductive shoes at work #monsterdon
@gnomon ok thank you for this because i had just given up on knowing what was going on entirely #monsterdon
"The Disaster Monsters" has got to be a band name.
Wait, I got it, maybe SPACE TITANIUM needs a lead to SPACE not an EARTH ground
Star Trek style consoles everywhere. When will people heckin' learn about fuses?
#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
@gnomon This is a strangely coherent description, I like it
"What if the dinosaur should start playing havoc?" That's what we're all waiting for lady. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
Wearing silver lamΓ© and getting whipped by your "alien commander" has gotta be someone's kink
#monsterdon βThereβs only one emotion that controls your mind.β βVengeance and hate.β
Thatβs two emotions, this cyborgβs glitchy.
Oh I thought it was a DIFFERENT kind of sub...this movie just got more interesting
DINOSAUR TASK FORCE
We have to add on #monsterdon bingo the "screaming tires on a dirt road".
Doesn't even bother to stand up to whip his minions
#Monsterdon
I'm very late to #Monsterdon this evening but I absolutely love this 15-minute-long intro explaining everything that has happened in the Godzilla universe so far. Put one of these at the start of every Marvel movie.
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Employee "discipline"
and now a sci-fi flogger, this movie has it all #monsterdon
DAMNED EARTH MEN!!!
And now for our flashback #monsterdon
a car. something I know. #monsterdon
These aliens look very Japanese #monsterdon
"hard to port!" sub immediately turns starboard
#monsterdon
is the alien german?
Meanwhile in the laboratory of Johan Sebastian Bach...
i... guess i assumed when they said the girl could control MG, they meant like telepathically or something. why did she need surgery to operate this control panel? #monsterdon
#monsterdon βHello, the submarine?β Pretty sure they donβt have a phone number.
I think maybe Titanosaurus is Gorgo's cousin?
oh my fucking god what is that accent
The correct way to address a submarine is ahoy hoy #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Did Buck Rogers steal that spacesuit?
You call that acting?
so the real mecha godzilla is the cyber girl we raised along the way? #monsterdon
@aprilfollies
Space Titanium was the metal of choice at Spacely's Space Sprockets.
is the daughter uh telepathic or who was that apparition that just popped in a speech bubble next to her #monsterdon
Once again I note a government agency seems populated entirely by men.....
Pretty sure you're the one who forgot to put in a surge protector, alien dude, you can't just blame everything on the Earthlings
Motherfucker actin like we don't all wanna fuck cyborgs #monsterdon
Nothing says evil robot like staff with big silver helmets and side facing antennas.
#Monsterdon
#mechagodzilla
@RufusJCooter #monsterdon ββ¦ but I can find ye a loophole!β
π΅ I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty*
*a pile of crushed submarines #monsterdon
The Titanosaurus monster control circuit does not have 5-nines service
At this point in his career was Godzilla like "Okay I'll do the picture, but only for 15 min on screen and no dialog"? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't take a submarine into monster-infested waters. #monsterdon
I love this mix of gothic horror in with my kaiju movie. The organ music, the creepy surgery, the tragic cyborg undead. Itβs why I love this one.
Flashback? Flash-forward? Not sure what I'm looking at here ...
When I made the βmad in Viennaβ joke, I had no idea that they actually frankensteined someone. Convergent movielution hypothesis: every mad scientist eventually tries to resurrect the dead. #monsterdon
@aprilfollies Cap'n, I kinna break the laws of physics!
#monsterdon
I would love a cyborg, a person who is not a person who is controlled by vengeance and revenge.
magnetic radiation! if we aren't careful it'll throw the moon entirely out of orbit!
@Taweret There is so much going on so fast but just no progression in the plot. Not a single toy plane yet! #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
yes she's a cyborg! a cyborg motivated by REVENGE #monsterdon
#monsterdon Oh, Katsura is like a Venture Brother, got it.
I guess she signed her organ donor card?
Shoddy evil science wiring, tsk. Next comes moxibustion. #monsterdon
oooh creepy organ music!! #monsterdon
You can't solve all your problems by building another submarine. (Billionaires please ignore) #Monsterdon
the kaiju anatomy posters in this movie are off the chain #monsterdon
flashback time! #monsterdon
damn why you gotta directed-energy blast her #monsterdon
HEY THAT'S NOT NICE
#monsterdon
Big reveal coming #monsterdon
OK, I'm going to throw the switch. OK?
OK!
AIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEE
falls over dead
3 crimson-clad Che Guevaras enter the room and carry her out
"Who are you?"
WTF IS GOING ON??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
IRL gathering around one dude in a circle and shooting him from all directions would not go that well for these guys #monsterdon
not the migraine ray! #monsterdon
oh no! he killed her with his pocket laser!
no wait he didn't, now she's in a chair.
Remember what lies beneath your flesh! And don't forget who brought you back to life!
This edit feels like it was done by a nervous squirrel on too much caffeine.
the helmets are outfitted with handles? to dry towels? #monsterdon
Another submarine? Is this 1975 or 2024?
"We are spacemen from the third planet of the black hole" I kind of love that. Also the evil aliens are very fashionable and interesting. I might be rooting for them? #monsterdon
The aliens have circular firing squad technology! #monsterdon
"Okay, okay, you can do your fancy backflip. But you still die in the next scene."
"Sure, just so long as I look sick doing it." #Monsterdon
That is a shedload of silver Naugahyde!
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon And this is why we need #Libraries. Saving the world, one dusty book at a time.
TITANisaurus and space TITANiam hmmmmmmmmmm
#monsterdon. βThe only planet in the black hole.β Iβm sorry, what? WHAT?? I can believe dinosaurs* but this is a bridge too far!
*Because Iβm an astronomer, not a biologist, Jim.
I don't know what they're planning with those helmets that they need handlebars either side of their mouths, but....
Ugh, not liking how they're doing all that welding on Mechagodzilla without any fire suppression measures in place. Obviously a non-union shop.
whoever made the call to stop putting all aliens in silver metallic full body suits really fucked up badly because you can tell those guys mean business from a mile away #monsterdon
All the power of a 6502 in four small boxes of circuitry!
Dr. Mifune's elbow patches are REALLY high up on his arms. #Monsterdon
@Taweret @apLundell It's the planet picked third in the draft #monsterdon
"So when are they gonna do the Evangelion song?" - fellow living room watcher #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla
Forget their evil agenda, I'm half tempted to sign up with the Space-Men from the Third Planet based on the aesthetic alone.
#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla
i hear the next iphone will be made of space titanium #monsterdon
when I win the billion dollar lotto jackpot ... #monsterdon
#monsterdon No no it says right here in the score there's supposed to be those woodwinds in the background
Ummmm...your mechanical monster is on fire...