magnetic radiation! if we aren't careful it'll throw the moon entirely out of orbit!

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@Taweret There is so much going on so fast but just no progression in the plot. Not a single toy plane yet! #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

yes she's a cyborg! a cyborg motivated by REVENGE #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, Katsura is like a Venture Brother, got it.

I guess she signed her organ donor card?

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Shoddy evil science wiring, tsk. Next comes moxibustion. #monsterdon

You can't solve all your problems by building another submarine. (Billionaires please ignore) #Monsterdon

the kaiju anatomy posters in this movie are off the chain #monsterdon

flashback time! #monsterdon

damn why you gotta directed-energy blast her #monsterdon

Big reveal coming #monsterdon

OK, I'm going to throw the switch. OK?

OK!

AIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEE

falls over dead

3 crimson-clad Che Guevaras enter the room and carry her out

"Who are you?"

WTF IS GOING ON??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

#monsterdon

IRL gathering around one dude in a circle and shooting him from all directions would not go that well for these guys #monsterdon

not the migraine ray! #monsterdon

oh no! he killed her with his pocket laser!

no wait he didn't, now she's in a chair.

Remember what lies beneath your flesh! And don't forget who brought you back to life!

This edit feels like it was done by a nervous squirrel on too much caffeine.

#monsterdon

Where are they and why did she go there?

And what it is with the neon green mittens?

#Monsterdon

the helmets are outfitted with handles? to dry towels? #monsterdon

uh oh

space trotsky's pissed, hide the icepicks

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Another submarine? Is this 1975 or 2024?

#monsterdon

"We are spacemen from the third planet of the black hole" I kind of love that. Also the evil aliens are very fashionable and interesting. I might be rooting for them? #monsterdon

The aliens have circular firing squad technology! #monsterdon

"Okay, okay, you can do your fancy backflip. But you still die in the next scene."

"Sure, just so long as I look sick doing it." #Monsterdon

That is a shedload of silver Naugahyde!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And this is why we need #Libraries. Saving the world, one dusty book at a time.

TITANisaurus and space TITANiam hmmmmmmmmmm

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#monsterdon. “The only planet in the black hole.” I’m sorry, what? WHAT?? I can believe dinosaurs* but this is a bridge too far!

*Because I’m an astronomer, not a biologist, Jim.

I don't know what they're planning with those helmets that they need handlebars either side of their mouths, but....

#monsterdon

Ugh, not liking how they're doing all that welding on Mechagodzilla without any fire suppression measures in place. Obviously a non-union shop.

#monsterdon #LookForTheUnionLabel

whoever made the call to stop putting all aliens in silver metallic full body suits really fucked up badly because you can tell those guys mean business from a mile away #monsterdon

All the power of a 6502 in four small boxes of circuitry!

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Dr. Mifune's elbow patches are REALLY high up on his arms. #Monsterdon

@Taweret @apLundell It's the planet picked third in the draft #monsterdon

Forget their evil agenda, I'm half tempted to sign up with the Space-Men from the Third Planet based on the aesthetic alone.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

i hear the next iphone will be made of space titanium #monsterdon

#monsterdon No no it says right here in the score there's supposed to be those woodwinds in the background

when I win the billion dollar lotto jackpot ... #monsterdon

@apLundell @Taweret

@moira BigbooTAY. TAY!

#monsterdon

It's a Dalek!

#Monsterdon

is this old guy just spying on her, or...? creep. #monsterdon

I hope the second sub is more monster-proof than the first one. No idea how they’d manage that, though, tbh. #monsterdon

"we'd better improve the sonar" no shit bud, the last sub was right on top of like a 300 foot tall monster and didn't see it
#monsterdon

What's up with the grinch gloves? #monsterdon

Whoa okay wasn't really expecting a summary execution in the middle of the sci fi exposition sequence #monsterdon

wait he beheaded it and the opening credits aren't even done yet
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Please forget about titanosaurus. You can only love one of us."

"Spacemen from the third planet" - uh I guess not third planet from the sun?

#Monsterdon

dying...dying...dying...dead

#monsterdon

"That's, right! We are the spacemen from the Third Planet!".

No. No that's us. The third planet is Earth.

#monsterdon

The Sam Peckinpah part of the film. #Monsterdon

The sinister laughter of Evil Einstein and Colonel Sanders East! #Monsterdon

Wilford Brimley is pissed #monsterdon

Those not quite sunglass tinted aviators indoors are really something (really 70s? really weird? choose your descriptor!)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon. HOW MANY grant proposals do you have to write to afford a lab like that? No wonder he hates humanity!

how convenient to have a brute squad waiting outside your door like that. #monsterdon

I know I missed the last movie but how do planets sink in a black hole.

#Monsterdon

"...Black Hole Planet 3, known for the best pie in the galaxy!"

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Are those crow effects or just some Wario offscreen going "Wah" a lot? #Monsterdon

"100% iron. No alloys!"

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Silver space goblins! Love the ear-horns!

And, here's our titular kaiju, undergoing refurbishment.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Dr. Mifune had Mechagodzilla in his basement ALL THIS TIME? Did he somehow not realize this?

Also, SPACEMEN FROM THE THIRD PLANET? Third planet of WHAT? I mean, last I counted, Earth IS the third planet of our solar system....

#Monsterdon

Lairs are cool. They’re always so cool. #Monsterdon

like not that much has actually happened, and yet this is awesome so far

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla I guess we have a sort of two way race where some human people are trying to talk to the mad scientist guy about the dinosaur he found and the evil aliens are trying to recruit the mad scientist to destroy the world.

We have achieved “matching helmets”, everyone! And they are very silly! #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

#Monsterdon

(a) that's not wine. Is it kool-aid?
(b) are these guys on a date or what?
#monsterdon

SHINJI GET IN THE KAIJU

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Solid choice of hiking attire #monsterdon

"...we're going to the caves. Be sure to wear your best cave suit."

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#monsterdon “This Earthling .. hates humans.” I mean, we can all relate. But there’s something fishy about his research topic.

Lab rats being a common form of sea life, of course

#Monsterdon

"Father, please don't."

What's the use of becoming a mad scientist if you can't rant and rave about how you'll finally get your revenge on "those fools" and "show them all"?

#monsterdon

Meanwhile in yet another movie...

#Monsterdon

Interpol was here. They asked how things are on the west coast #monsterdon sterdon

I suppose there aren’t many opportunities for marine biologists to give a “they said I was mad in Vienna” speech, so get it, guy. #monsterdon

"Research on sea life..." Friend, those are rats.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

ohai Dr. Mofuni

#Monsterdon #Mechgodzilla

just bros toastin in the blinkenlights room #monsterdon

Isn’t it a bit early for villainous cackling? #monsterdon

Not the point, but: anyone know where these aliens got their glasses? Those are some sharp frames...

#monsterdon

Nothing says we’re celebrating an evil plot come to fruition more than rosé wine. #Monsterdon

"I burned all his notes"

Every scientist, even those not participating in this watch, had a cold shiver run down their spine.

#Monsterdon

Evil plots consummated over glasses of Kool Aid, as you do.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

THEY'LL NEVER KNOW MY SEVEN SECRET HERBS AND SPICES! MUWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

These aliens (?) or scientists (?) or whatever have lousy evil laughs too

#Monsterdon

Wait, is everyone with facial hair an alien? Or just the goatee guy? #monsterdon

Funny toast shot there

#monsterdon

When you realize your dad's hobbies are a bit more intense than stamp collecting. #monsterdon

#monsterdon “We must choose the right time to show our power!” … in bed?

I love how Godzilla both wrecks humans' shit and protects them, depending on the situation. #monsterdon

Come in, come in. Don't mind the ominous atmosphere and foreboding music. #monsterdon

we must wait to exert our power.... ON TOKYO!

#Monsterdon #Mechgodzilla #MonsterdonBingo

And here she is, straight out of 'Mysterious Women Monthly.' #monsterdon

if someone came to my house and said they were from interpol and wanted to talk about dinosaurs, i would be suspicious but that's just me

#monsterdon

@Taweret i was about to ask if the IPO was in the habit of just waltzing into people's houses, but let's face it, they really are and always have been. #monsterdon

"THAT incident...."

A shocking dinner party revelation and too much wine....

#monsterdon

Ha ha, that guy on the recording is really, uh, convincing :P

"Help. Help. It's a DiNoSaUr, help." #Monsterdon

Judging by the number of seagulls on the soundtrack, I'm guessing that Godzilla visits every day and hands out truckloads of bread crumbs. #Monsterdon

I'm doing the Blu Ray english dub (I can't #Monsterdon as well in subtitles)

Why are you asking a marine biologist about dinosaurs?

#Monsterdon