Pew, pew, pew!
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@Newpa_Hasai @jmelesky I have the dub and there are boobs. #Monsterdon

I love that there is absolutely no thought given to the motive of the aliens in this movie. They want to take over Earth starting with Tokyo and that's all you need to know, pal.

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Ok I did just take a snack break so maybe I missed it but I can't believe how little monster fighting is in this movie

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How does Godzilla have such great facial expressions when it literally has an immobile face, this is great

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Now if you're going to talk like that it's going to be time for a spanking! #monsterdon

I remember it being suggested that this is *not* the porn version of this movie... how quaint that looks now

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Have they been showing Katsura at two different points in time (talking to her father and talking to that dude out in public) or are there two Katsuras (i don't THINK this is face blindness) or was the cut between scenes just abrupt? #monsterdon

Escalating bad guy laugh. This movie has it all!

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boobies in a godzilla movie? its more likely than you think

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wow was not expecting THIS in a Honda Godzilla movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The disaster monsters?…Go Titanosaurus!

#Monsterdon Is that test tube for his drug test? I hope he passes.

man how many times is she going to die #monsterdon

Honestly, the city destruction looks better than I'd expect for a Showa Era movie.

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Titanosaurus is a bouncy boi

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She's a small wonder!

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"Who could have sabotaged our machine!?"

Well, good question. Maybe start by asking anyone if they've BLABBED YOUR SECRET PLANS TO A HOT CHICK LATELY #Monsterdon

Nice black night to lit-up Godzilla face. That was genuinely great lighting and composition. #monsterdon

Okay, well, the villains did just explain their plan for which monster / dinosaur / robot will fight which one and in which order and why, and then they cackled, so all is back on track

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@bk1e
You and the guy sitting next to me now are the only three I know who've seen Timecode! Thought of that movie as soon as they split the screen!

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Clothing color scheme? Brown

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The fact that everyone is watching like 14 different versions makes this even more amazing #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

#monsterdon the scientist looks like the dude from KFC, just saying.

If I punished the world with kaiju everytime someone mocked me, I'd be punishing the world A LOT.

I'm very mockable.

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Disaster monsters (registered trademark)
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Tokyo: Save us Godzilla!
...
Tokyo: Not like that!

#Monsterdon What is that, a 6U rack mount?

Oh, to have been a model maker during this time, making buildings that you know one of those Godzilla actors would stomp all over.

I'd still spend extra time making the windows and lighting look just right.

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Did Titanosaurus even ask for any of this?

As much as we do all enjoy going out and smashing some buildings from time to time, but without getting shot at would be nice

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I can see those fighter planes
BULLET THE TITANOSAURUS
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BRIDGE!

i was waiting for the bridge

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #monsterdon

Katsura has *serious* Kirk Speech Syndrome.

It's. Really too bad. In another movie. I might have. Been able. To call her. A good actress. #Monsterdon

spotted: MCM light fixture #monsterdon

@Louisa Pretty sure a few religions were founded on variants of that story

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@aprilfollies Tradition! #monsterdon

Release the Krakken!!

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A super Geiger counter!!
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I could save humanity from every kaiju, but certain humans have been a bitch to me so I won't —Dr. Mafune

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@lytta @diazona yeah i like that better and i mean telepathy is just brainhacking anyway so why not both #monsterdon

"The thing about ultrasonic waves is that they have the same direction as light waves!"

It... Wh...? That was so wrong in so many different ways it made my *head hurt.* #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @plaidtron3000 Sounds about right

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Supersonic waves' direction is the same as light waves. With parabolic lens. Direct. Power.

because that's how waves work. Or something.

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...Suddenly a bondage scene? Aluminum foil underpants and a man in a chair whipping three dudes O_o #Monsterdon

colonel sanders what #monsterdon

THERE we go, that's some quality roman candles and kaiju action

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Why is the villain talking like a Nazi?!?! #monsterdon

"The dinosaur does have one weakness."

It's love

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#Monsterdon I just realized we haven't seen Godzilla since he was shot full of darts.

Daddy, is Godzilla ... is Godzilla dead?

Destroy all monsters flashback?

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@aprilfollies Accurate AI mistakes #monsterdon

Katsura shouldn't wear electrically conductive shoes at work #monsterdon

@gnomon ok thank you for this because i had just given up on knowing what was going on entirely #monsterdon

"The Disaster Monsters" has got to be a band name.

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Wait, I got it, maybe SPACE TITANIUM needs a lead to SPACE not an EARTH ground

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Star Trek style consoles everywhere. When will people heckin' learn about fuses?

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@gnomon This is a strangely coherent description, I like it

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"What if the dinosaur should start playing havoc?" That's what we're all waiting for lady. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Wearing silver lamé and getting whipped by your "alien commander" has gotta be someone's kink

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#monsterdon “There’s only one emotion that controls your mind.” “Vengeance and hate.”

That’s two emotions, this cyborg’s glitchy.

"Not titanosaurus."

Uh yeah dude, yes titanosaurus.

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Oh I thought it was a DIFFERENT kind of sub...this movie just got more interesting

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DINOSAUR TASK FORCE

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We have to add on #monsterdon bingo the "screaming tires on a dirt road".

Doesn't even bother to stand up to whip his minions
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I'm very late to #Monsterdon this evening but I absolutely love this 15-minute-long intro explaining everything that has happened in the Godzilla universe so far. Put one of these at the start of every Marvel movie.

Employee "discipline"

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and now a sci-fi flogger, this movie has it all #monsterdon

And now for our flashback #monsterdon

a car. something I know. #monsterdon

These aliens look very Japanese #monsterdon

"hard to port!" sub immediately turns starboard
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is the alien german?

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Meanwhile in the laboratory of Johan Sebastian Bach...

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SPACE BEAM

IT'S A BEAM

OF SPACE

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i... guess i assumed when they said the girl could control MG, they meant like telepathically or something. why did she need surgery to operate this control panel? #monsterdon

#monsterdon “Hello, the submarine?” Pretty sure they don’t have a phone number.

I think maybe Titanosaurus is Gorgo's cousin?

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oh my fucking god what is that accent

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The correct way to address a submarine is ahoy hoy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Did Buck Rogers steal that spacesuit?

You call that acting?

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so the real mecha godzilla is the cyber girl we raised along the way? #monsterdon

@aprilfollies
Space Titanium was the metal of choice at Spacely's Space Sprockets.

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Once again I note a government agency seems populated entirely by men.....

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is the daughter uh telepathic or who was that apparition that just popped in a speech bubble next to her #monsterdon

Pretty sure you're the one who forgot to put in a surge protector, alien dude, you can't just blame everything on the Earthlings

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Motherfucker actin like we don't all wanna fuck cyborgs #monsterdon

Nothing says evil robot like staff with big silver helmets and side facing antennas.
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@RufusJCooter #monsterdon “… but I can find ye a loophole!”

🎵 I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty*

*a pile of crushed submarines #monsterdon

The Titanosaurus monster control circuit does not have 5-nines service

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At this point in his career was Godzilla like "Okay I'll do the picture, but only for 15 min on screen and no dialog"? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't take a submarine into monster-infested waters. #monsterdon

I love this mix of gothic horror in with my kaiju movie. The organ music, the creepy surgery, the tragic cyborg undead. It’s why I love this one.

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Flashback? Flash-forward? Not sure what I'm looking at here ...

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When I made the “mad in Vienna” joke, I had no idea that they actually frankensteined someone. Convergent movielution hypothesis: every mad scientist eventually tries to resurrect the dead. #monsterdon

@aprilfollies Cap'n, I kinna break the laws of physics!
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I would love a cyborg, a person who is not a person who is controlled by vengeance and revenge.

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