fisticuffs, I daresay #monsterdon

wait, did Titanosaurus get Ken and his friend or not?
#monsterdon

Godzilla sure was offended that some random kid might get stepped on.

Come on Godzilla, are you really telling us you've never stepped on anyone?

#monsterdon

I will now dance you the dance of my people.

#Monsterdon

twenty minutes before the end of the film is a bit late to be introducing some plucky kids... #monsterdon

And again with Godzilla appearing from nowhere as if exiting stealth mode. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kaiju Dance Off has begun! Get ready! This is Godzilla's newer move "Walking Against the Wind."

absolutely unhinged effect of Godzilla being kicked away and flying through the air. Looked like it may have been footage played in reverse, and the effect was throwing a Godzilla model over the hill?

#Monsterdon

Revolving missiles, megagodzilla's new weapon.

Do they mean missile launchers? Is this a bad translation/dub problem? If not can someone explain what they are to me?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Some men would rather destroy their planet with their cyborg daughter and kinky tinfoil aliens than go to therapy.

Grodzilla rushes in to save two schoolkids from being stepped on by titanosaurus.

Hope Godzilla didn't step on them in the rush.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

the aliens are this ecological imperialist species that is invading earth because humans are wrecking it and their strategy is to blow basically everything up. the logic of empire never stands up to even momentary scrutiny #monsterdon

godzilla's dorsal plates are very floppy

#monsterdon

Ah, finally some children intentionally endangering themselves. It wouldn’t feel like a real kaiju movie without it. #monsterdon

Wait, were we supposed to escape first?

#Monsterdon

He's releasing the Morlocks! #Monsterdon

#terrorofmechagodzilla #Monsterdon Godzilla got some hustle in his bustle.

OK, the riding crop is explained. The helmets are clearly designed to be held by someone riding on their shoulders. The riding crops are to encourage the steeds to do what they're commanded.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

choir sings #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

I gotta say, in comparison to Mechagodzilla, Titanosaurus is kind of a letdown

#Monsterdon

EEEE BOOM BOOM CRASH SCREEECH
#monsterdon

Titanosaurus is shaking her ass and knocking down buildings. Physics be damned. #Monsterdon

@wohali now that's what i call a tailwind #monsterdon

Everytime I see those alien helmets...

#Monsterdon

The fighting has a real Enter the Dragon quality. #Monsterdon

@wohali twerkosaurus! #monsterdon

@blogdiva

His strategic roll back onto the field was as impressive as a kaiju rising from near death to rejoin the fight.

#CopaAmerica
#Monsterdon

Titanosaur's twerkin' up a storm, yo

#monsterdon

If I had a nickel for every time that guy got pistol whipped by an alien with a goofy laugh

I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. #Monsterdon

Remember how dignified Akihiko Hirata was in Godzilla (1954)? And now he's got this terrible wig on... I feel bad #Monsterdon

I respect the ambition in the suit but Titanosaurus is just too tall to not be floppy. Tail’s cool though.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

perfect organic machine set, shorting out sparks everywhere, fleshy beating heart, a clock for some reason??? and they only used it for like 3 seconds. incredible #monsterdon

wait the announcer knows the monsters are alien-controlled?

...so confused

#Monsterdon

Mechagodzilla flying looks like a very plump metallic chicken. Much better when walking.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

"Please Katsura, forgive me!"

Stop messing up my hair, dad, jeez. #Monsterdon

ohhh, so Titanosaurus is the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, waiting to be born? makes sense #monsterdon

"Spacemen controlled monsters are attacking our city"

"again?! Fuck's sake..."

#monsterdon

"Whats that watermelon doing there?"
"I'll tell you later."
#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@SnoopJ This is giving me extreme Turkish Star Wars vibes

#Monsterdon

A few years after this, Professor Hikita would make a much smaller and better oscillator in partnership with Buckaroo Banzai.
#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Uh but first we've got to rescue some Guys from *checks notes* the Death Star detention level?

Elaborate excuse for an explosion scene, no doubt.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol elephant Godzilla superpowers is dancing lmao.

"Explosion? In the well? With TIMMY?"

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

that hand better stay where it is #monsterdon

@gnomon That dinosaur was barely a kaiju, what a loser #monsterdon

Mechagodzilla time!

#Monsterdon

When someone asks who you are, “the second coming” is a great answer. It doesn’t have to make any sense. It’s just badass.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

ooooh, _katsura_ get into the Kaiju, okay.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@floatybirb suddenly #Monsterdom
#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

at least they covered up her jumblies before her dad came to visit
#monsterdon

...don't I proud of you?

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Godzilla's forlorn look as Titanosaurus fucks off...

It's okay, buddy, there are plenty of fish in the — uh, forget I said anything.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Dark red, the perfect color for surgical scrubs. #monsterdon

She's got Bette Davis eyes!! #monsterdon

On the other hand, I do like how in this universe Godzilla's basically a kaiju Ryu, traveling the world to find the strongest opponents to fight. #Monsterdon

I meant ZADDY #monsterdon

Godzilla: “Get off my lawn!”
#monsterdon

Pew, pew, pew!
#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @jmelesky I have the dub and there are boobs. #Monsterdon

I love that there is absolutely no thought given to the motive of the aliens in this movie. They want to take over Earth starting with Tokyo and that's all you need to know, pal.

#Monsterdon

Ok I did just take a snack break so maybe I missed it but I can't believe how little monster fighting is in this movie

#Monsterdon

How does Godzilla have such great facial expressions when it literally has an immobile face, this is great

#Monsterdon

Now if you're going to talk like that it's going to be time for a spanking! #monsterdon

I remember it being suggested that this is *not* the porn version of this movie... how quaint that looks now

#Monsterdon

Have they been showing Katsura at two different points in time (talking to her father and talking to that dude out in public) or are there two Katsuras (i don't THINK this is face blindness) or was the cut between scenes just abrupt? #monsterdon

Escalating bad guy laugh. This movie has it all!

#Monsterdon

wow was not expecting THIS in a Honda Godzilla movie #monsterdon

boobies in a godzilla movie? its more likely than you think

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The disaster monsters?…Go Titanosaurus!

Colonel Sanders is starting to think this deal is getting worse every minute

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#Monsterdon Is that test tube for his drug test? I hope he passes.

man how many times is she going to die #monsterdon

Honestly, the city destruction looks better than I'd expect for a Showa Era movie.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla

Titanosaurus is a bouncy boi

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

She's a small wonder!

#monsterdon

"Who could have sabotaged our machine!?"

Well, good question. Maybe start by asking anyone if they've BLABBED YOUR SECRET PLANS TO A HOT CHICK LATELY #Monsterdon

Nice black night to lit-up Godzilla face. That was genuinely great lighting and composition. #monsterdon

Okay, well, the villains did just explain their plan for which monster / dinosaur / robot will fight which one and in which order and why, and then they cackled, so all is back on track

#Monsterdon

@bk1e
You and the guy sitting next to me now are the only three I know who've seen Timecode! Thought of that movie as soon as they split the screen!

#Monsterdon

Clothing color scheme? Brown

#monsterdon

The fact that everyone is watching like 14 different versions makes this even more amazing #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

#monsterdon the scientist looks like the dude from KFC, just saying.

If I punished the world with kaiju everytime someone mocked me, I'd be punishing the world A LOT.

I'm very mockable.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Disaster monsters (registered trademark)
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Tokyo: Save us Godzilla!
...
Tokyo: Not like that!

#Monsterdon What is that, a 6U rack mount?

Oh, to have been a model maker during this time, making buildings that you know one of those Godzilla actors would stomp all over.

I'd still spend extra time making the windows and lighting look just right.

#monsterdon

Did Titanosaurus even ask for any of this?

As much as we do all enjoy going out and smashing some buildings from time to time, but without getting shot at would be nice

#Monsterdon

I can see those fighter planes
BULLET THE TITANOSAURUS
#monsterdon #u2

BRIDGE!

i was waiting for the bridge

#Monsterdon #Mechgodzilla #MonsterdonBingo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #monsterdon

Katsura has *serious* Kirk Speech Syndrome.

It's. Really too bad. In another movie. I might have. Been able. To call her. A good actress. #Monsterdon

spotted: MCM light fixture #monsterdon

@Louisa Pretty sure a few religions were founded on variants of that story

#Monsterdon

@aprilfollies Tradition! #monsterdon

Release the Krakken!!

#Monsterdon

A super Geiger counter!!
#Monsterdon

I could save humanity from every kaiju, but certain humans have been a bitch to me so I won't —Dr. Mafune

#Monsterdon

Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@lytta @diazona yeah i like that better and i mean telepathy is just brainhacking anyway so why not both #monsterdon