#monsterdon Meanwhile Titanosaurus has a headache and calls a timeout.

Ops, the head was /not/ the weak spot #Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Stop, drop and roll Godzilla!
#Monsterdon

G, stop punching the metal robot. You're hurting yourself more than him. #Monsterdon

there's like six movies worth of stuff going on right now

#monsterdon

Spaceships show up out of nowhere, okay...

#Monsterdon

Again, with the "let's put our mission-critical equipment on shelves, instead of spending an extra $20 on a proper rack-mount"? On a helicopter? To go fight a Kaiju?

This is some grade-A Tesla, non-union-shop BS

#monsterdon
#LookForTheUnionLabel

"You're a cyborg. Katsura I still love you."

Let's hear it for interspecies (consenting) relationships!

Oh wait, she sheds tears and has a human heart. Maybe she's just been brain washed and isn't a cyborg? Uh, confused...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I didn't know it was godzilla mating season. But whatever.

Mechagodzilla's brain is in her stomach???? lol

#Monsterdon

Punching a robot actually seems kinda stupid

#Monsterdon

Aaaaaand the Godzilla suit is fully on fire now

Godspeed, man o_o; #Monsterdon

she doesn't have a human heart tho. she has phone cords and xmas lights. we saw them

#monsterdon

Mechagodzilla is much scarier looking without his head, like Michael Bay's take on Tom Servo #monsterdon

Nice of the alien to unmask itself in death. Now we get to see whether the power of love can melt the iron heart of a cyb—oh, wait, she’s been shot, nevermind. #monsterdon

oh now he's got a cylon backup head? okay I guess they really did think of everything

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Mechagodzilla with rays and missiles comin out of every orifice

#Monsterdon

gotcher HEAD

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

so the plot was all just some weak-ass shit to support the kaiju fight scenes. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Mechagodzilla does have a pretty impressive capacity for blowing things up

I mean, sure, some of those things are his own control circuits, the ground he's standing on, his inventor's daughter... we don't worry about that though

#Monsterdon

"Katsura, this isn't really you!"

Subtitles: Silence!

Dub: SHUT UP, YOU!

#Monsterdon

Ok, I don't know Kaiju biology, but missle goes in belly, and smoke comes out mouth?

This ain't good. Maybe call the elves for Mothra? Maybe whoever has Ghidorah's number?

#Monsterdon

I know it's difficult, but it's important to not tie up your prisoners near a sharp rock.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechaGodzilla Having used up all their ammunition trying to bother Titanosaurus, the JSDF does not at first send any war machines to try to stop the Mechagodzilla-Titanosaurus team, but they later try to help Godzilla with some fighter jets that Mechagodzilla blows up. It's the thought that counts, I guess.

#monsterdon Illegal snout grab!

So far Godzilla is having a bad day. #monsterdon

godzilla: #monsterdon

Well, we didn't get #TransPride Mechagodzilla but we DID get #RainbowPride Mechagodzilla!

#monsterdon

<Godzilla roars>
Translation: "...this is called the found out part!"

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

ANOTHER KAIJU HAS HIT THE TOWERS #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

Firing a BAZOOKA from a helicopter?!?

#monsterdon

I wonder why the ultrasonic weapon also requires a guy with a totally-not-an-RPG. Maybe it's a tracker so they can aim at Titanosaurus consistently?

#Monsterdon

I did not have "titanosaurus kissing godzilla to death" on my bingo card

#Monsterdon

Just straight up jumping on Godzilla’s grave. #monsterdon

#monsterdon the aliens are weird.

Awww, they're kissing. Maybe they're making friends. #monsterdon

Titanosaurus, why aren't you a gentle lover?

#monsterdon

Godzilla's arm movements while running are just the best

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

"...and that's why only Godzilla trees grow here"

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Don't squash my people! **I** squash my people.

#Monsterdon

I can't not like Mechagodzilla blowing up building minis with his eyes. Haven't we all wanted to do that? #monsterdon

Just once they should give Godzilla googly eyes. That would be funnier than the nose bite fight scene. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The humans are just ignorant and want war between dinosaurs.

Do those missile fingers respawn or something?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Seems unfair that the aliens get a Titanosaurus AND a MechaGodzilla. We should bring in Mothra to even this out (and do more damage).

gotcher nose

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Look Bob, I got this with my ray gun eyes, we don't need all that.

#Monsterdon

So Titanosaurus was gonna kill these 2 kids, but we're expected to believe Godzilla came in and saved them. But he charged straight at Titanosaurus and surely trampled them to death himself. #monsterdon

fisticuffs, I daresay #monsterdon

wait, did Titanosaurus get Ken and his friend or not?
#monsterdon

Godzilla sure was offended that some random kid might get stepped on.

Come on Godzilla, are you really telling us you've never stepped on anyone?

#monsterdon

I will now dance you the dance of my people.

#Monsterdon

twenty minutes before the end of the film is a bit late to be introducing some plucky kids... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kaiju Dance Off has begun! Get ready! This is Godzilla's newer move "Walking Against the Wind."

absolutely unhinged effect of Godzilla being kicked away and flying through the air. Looked like it may have been footage played in reverse, and the effect was throwing a Godzilla model over the hill?

#Monsterdon

Revolving missiles, megagodzilla's new weapon.

Do they mean missile launchers? Is this a bad translation/dub problem? If not can someone explain what they are to me?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Some men would rather destroy their planet with their cyborg daughter and kinky tinfoil aliens than go to therapy.

Grodzilla rushes in to save two schoolkids from being stepped on by titanosaurus.

Hope Godzilla didn't step on them in the rush.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

the aliens are this ecological imperialist species that is invading earth because humans are wrecking it and their strategy is to blow basically everything up. the logic of empire never stands up to even momentary scrutiny #monsterdon

godzilla's dorsal plates are very floppy

#monsterdon

Ah, finally some children intentionally endangering themselves. It wouldn’t feel like a real kaiju movie without it. #monsterdon

Wait, were we supposed to escape first?

#Monsterdon

He's releasing the Morlocks! #Monsterdon

#terrorofmechagodzilla #Monsterdon Godzilla got some hustle in his bustle.

OK, the riding crop is explained. The helmets are clearly designed to be held by someone riding on their shoulders. The riding crops are to encourage the steeds to do what they're commanded.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

choir sings #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

I gotta say, in comparison to Mechagodzilla, Titanosaurus is kind of a letdown

#Monsterdon

EEEE BOOM BOOM CRASH SCREEECH
#monsterdon

Titanosaurus is shaking her ass and knocking down buildings. Physics be damned. #Monsterdon

@wohali now that's what i call a tailwind #monsterdon

Everytime I see those alien helmets...

#Monsterdon

The fighting has a real Enter the Dragon quality. #Monsterdon

@wohali twerkosaurus! #monsterdon

@blogdiva

His strategic roll back onto the field was as impressive as a kaiju rising from near death to rejoin the fight.

#CopaAmerica
#Monsterdon

Titanosaur's twerkin' up a storm, yo

#monsterdon

If I had a nickel for every time that guy got pistol whipped by an alien with a goofy laugh

I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. #Monsterdon

Remember how dignified Akihiko Hirata was in Godzilla (1954)? And now he's got this terrible wig on... I feel bad #Monsterdon

I respect the ambition in the suit but Titanosaurus is just too tall to not be floppy. Tail’s cool though.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

perfect organic machine set, shorting out sparks everywhere, fleshy beating heart, a clock for some reason??? and they only used it for like 3 seconds. incredible #monsterdon

wait the announcer knows the monsters are alien-controlled?

...so confused

#Monsterdon

Mechagodzilla flying looks like a very plump metallic chicken. Much better when walking.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

"Please Katsura, forgive me!"

Stop messing up my hair, dad, jeez. #Monsterdon

ohhh, so Titanosaurus is the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, waiting to be born? makes sense #monsterdon

"Whats that watermelon doing there?"
"I'll tell you later."
#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@SnoopJ This is giving me extreme Turkish Star Wars vibes

#Monsterdon

A few years after this, Professor Hikita would make a much smaller and better oscillator in partnership with Buckaroo Banzai.
#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Uh but first we've got to rescue some Guys from *checks notes* the Death Star detention level?

Elaborate excuse for an explosion scene, no doubt.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol elephant Godzilla superpowers is dancing lmao.

"Explosion? In the well? With TIMMY?"

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

that hand better stay where it is #monsterdon

@gnomon That dinosaur was barely a kaiju, what a loser #monsterdon

Mechagodzilla time!

#Monsterdon

When someone asks who you are, “the second coming” is a great answer. It doesn’t have to make any sense. It’s just badass.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

ooooh, _katsura_ get into the Kaiju, okay.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@floatybirb suddenly #Monsterdom
#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

at least they covered up her jumblies before her dad came to visit
#monsterdon

Godzilla's forlorn look as Titanosaurus fucks off...

It's okay, buddy, there are plenty of fish in the — uh, forget I said anything.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

Dark red, the perfect color for surgical scrubs. #monsterdon

She's got Bette Davis eyes!! #monsterdon

Godzilla: “Get off my lawn!”
#monsterdon