@lytta Having only seen the cyberboob-free version, I'm pretty sure they just zoomed the cut to just the open abdomen.
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@Sorl This is what it looks like when @starkraving666 and I make out.

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So, some of us got the boobs version and some did not. #Monsterdon

@steter Which version did you watch? Cyberboobs or no cyberboobs? Because that changes the rating. It goes to 34D+ if cyberboobs.

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@Zerofactorial @moira It’s only been an hour and I’ll admit I already can’t keep the cyborg timeline straight. #monsterdon.

@apLundell @Taweret It does not make for the best communal viewing experience, unfortunately. But how could we have known? #monsterdon

But I think there's also a scene where she's being operated on while wearing her silver sweater dress. Which doesn't really make sense but maybe they added that so censored cuts could still show she was a cyborg?? #monsterdon

"megagodzillas brain is installed in my stomach"
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glad this is over 😂

@moira @jmelesky I count that laser zap to the back of the head as getting shot, by a beam weapon thingie #monsterdon

@Elleaster "Great, Mistress, NOW I have a new kink!" #monsterdon

@steter Ain't that always the truth

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So in the subbed version, they show Katsura on an operating table, with prosthetic boobs (not particularly titillating, just physically extant) and her innards cut open to reveal her new life-saving mechanical parts in motion. Do they just leave out the 'show she's a cyborg' bits in the dub so they don't have to show the boobs? #monsterdon

@ottaross no, eegah is a different movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eegah

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@Zerofactorial @jmelesky She didn't get shot, she got lighteninged in an experiment?

Our version definitely had the "turn her into a cyborg" operating scene.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

boosting when the theater crowd lets out #monsterdon

@jonny Huh maybe... I haven't really been keeping track too closely, but from what I can remember it's usually about 1.8k. I've seen 1.6k but that's a slow week. This is all instance-dependent of course.

#Monsterdon

@diazona i literally had to reconfigure our sidekiq services and split them up into multiple queues to be able to handle #monsterdon lmao

@diazona @Taweret I mean, at least the Godzilla-themed ones...

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@moira (meant as the highest compliment, of course)

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@RufusJCooter @Taweret Maybe we should start saying grace before each #Monsterdon

@jmelesky Wasn't she shot more than once, when she was young and then as a cyborg? Searching through the film using the #peacock controller is hopeless, but I think maybe I didn't even see an operating table scene #monsterdon

@diazona didnt' that just hit 1k like a few months ago lol, or at least it did over here and i also see 1.9k now #monsterdon

@apLundell @Taweret I am definitely curious about Space Godzilla given that it's apparently not just regular Godzilla in space

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow omfg 😂

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One of the best parts of tonight's #monsterdon is that there was a Boob version and a Non-Boob version. It's too bad all our movies aren't like that. I for one would love to see the "Boob" version of "Attack of the Crab Monsters."

#Monsterdon Thank you @Taweret and all participants for this weeks mad chaos! It’s what we come here for!!

and lest i forget, thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting ^_^

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

A "measly" 1.9k #Monsterdon posts recognized by my instance today

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@Kinetograph @apLundell ooooooh yes yes yes

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I-MAY-LOOK-LIKE-A-GIRL-BUT-I'M-NOT-I'M-A-CYBORG

~pew~

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@bunnyhero The daughter's tragic plot gets me right in my cyborg heart. #Monsterdon

The most important parts of Mechagodzilla were its infinite supply of projectiles, and its unlimited portable energy supply for beam weapons. I wished to learn more about this clever science, but was left feeling a bit disappointed. As a documentary, I really can't award it more than a D+.

#Monsterdon

Remember kids, your vote counts. #monsterdon is democracy in a nutshell. If you get a slate of shit to vote for, no matter what you get, you're gonna have shit on your plate.

We love you, @Taweret

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

they're kissing #monsterdon

@lytta yeah his name was mentioned about once in the entire rest of the movie (at least in the version I was watching, 1:23 with subtitles)

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@fluffy yup sounds about right 😬

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Godzilla, Interpol: get in the sea!
Orcas: YES
#Monsterdon

eh not my favorite godzilla film. worth it for the dancing "i just saved the earth" godzilla in the beginning, though #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Quick goodbye tonight, as I am travelling. This was so great! What a battle! Loved the commentary!

Thanks for Bingo and Build-up fun!

"[Dead cyborg girl] is the leading cause of microplastics in the ocean today" - Third Generation Monsterdonner

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

And as Godzilla sinks slowly in the western seas, we say Aloha, Godzilla! And return to our duties. And let me remind you that Godzilla is open twenty-four hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla breath weapon slays Titan, shows importance of good dental hygiene.

Tune in next week, same 'Zilla station, same 'Zilla time!

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"Why didn't you do that before? Couldn't stopped all this nonsense." when Godzilla finally breath-weapons titanosaurus

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

That cliff is MVP #Monsterdon

Godzilla needs some mouth wash for that white spit thing on the sides of his mouth

#Monsterdon #Mechgodzilla

#Monsterdon I love the color of the fucking off into the sea on this one.

I'M THE CHAMPION!!! I'M THE GOD!!!!

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Godzilla appears to be giving Titanosaourus a wedgie #monsterdon

Saaaay, nice body you got there!

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Godzillas like "Just a sec, tight-can-o-saurus, I gotta blow up some UFOs real quick"

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Fucking off into the sea for the final time.

Again, I love the horror melodrama to this one, and the goofy villains don’t undercut it for me. They just underscore the unfeeling world that Katsura finds herself in.

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

@apLundell "cyborg sky burial" #Monsterdon

 Hooray!!! Japan is not quite destroyed!

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As Godzilla strode into a chocolate sea, the audience is left wondering. Is the cyborg really dead? Guess so. Will her boyfriend ever recover? Guess so. And what was the point of this movie? We had toys to blow up.

Superb. Especially the dialog.

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i don't really know how this movie is ending, all i know is that everything was blowing up for awhile and now it isn't anymore #monsterdon

Katsura you were my favorite Godzilla series human 😭 #monsterdon

"Hey how's godzilla going to beat the aliens?" #Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

I don't think about it that much because of everything else that's fun about Godzilla, but his trademark screech is deeply unpleasant to hear

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@jmelesky Oh, maybe I haven't gotten to that point yet? #monsterdon

This is the procedure for cyborg burials. Just dump the body in a meadow and put a jacket over her. #monsterdon

Hush. No more yelling. Just dreams.

#Monsterdon

If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie event. See the post at the top of this thread for more info:

https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/111004128276431553

Noooooooooo cyborg girlfriend don't die #monsterdon

i am now watching along with the end of the longer version #monsterdon

#monsterdon “You have a human heart like anyone else!” Yes, I keep one in the fridge. 🫀

I was led to believe this would be a bad movie, but what I just watched was a cinematic masterpiece. 10/10, no notes

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

So we all agree MechaG's second head was stolen from Robby the Robot, right? #Monsterdon

That was one hard to follow.
Good night everyone!
#monsterdon

Or, I guess she kills herself. Shrug. Who the hell knows what's going on at this point.

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EXCUSE ME SOME OF US STILL HAVE 3MIN LEFT #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

and godzilla fucks off into the sea for us all. much love, g-man. #monsterdon

If she cries, isn't she going to short herself out? #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

That head just popped RIGHT off huh.

#monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon. As always, our warmest thanks to @Taweret and all the posters and lurkers, and remember #Monsterdoners: Destroy them utterly!

Fortunately the genocidal cyborg cares more about humanity than Mr. Lovestruck here.

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#monsterdon The silent shiny aliens are actually doing better with their kabuki stylized gestures than the actual actors.

OK, shooting a cyborg in the arm makes it bleed. But also kills it?

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

well, we really did it. we fucked off into the sea. the end. thanks all for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret for hosting!

Thanks @Taweret for hosting #Monsterdon

Oh sure let all of humanity die so you can get some snuggles in.

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should we toss the girl into the sea as well? seems like it might be the most respectful thing to do. #monsterdon

Katsura's gonna kill everyone just because they keep messing her hair up. #Monsterdon

Oh good, quisling Colonel Sanders who would sell out his whole species because someone made fun of him once, is dead.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

...and it ends

Come on, movie, you were like 95% of the way to a full resolution. Godzilla was in the midst of fucking off into the sea and everything

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rearranging the rubble with the tail fan, give a good tail wag and pump those dino fists #monsterdon

See you at the crossroads, Miss Katsura

#Monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

“Katsura, our love can overcome our differences.” #monsterdon

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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good times
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of course she has a human heart if you crack open the chest plate you can see it is one of the last organic components because it works just as well for a liquid cooling pump as it does for a vascular system #monsterdon

I can't tell if Donna Haraway would like this movie or not.

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Katsura, I still love you.

I'm still going to kill you.

#Monsterdon

And Godzilla fucks off into a beautiful sunset. The end. #Monsterdon

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #TerrorOfMechagodzilla, from 1975, marked both the end of the "Showa Era" and the final Godzilla feature directed by Ishiro Honda, who came out of retirement for this film. Highlights from tonight's fun include:
- Aliens from Black Hole Planet 3!
- Mind controlled Titanosarus!
- A Super Geiger Counter!
- Cyborg daughter!
- Cyborg Mechagodzilla!
- Epic monster battles!
- Finger rockets!

Is this guy an incel or something? Any woman who looks pretty, even if she is a genocidal cyborg is more than enough for him?

#Monsterdon

It's been a while, but we have proper fucking off into the sea! #monsterdon

Mechagodzilla's auxiliary head is stupid looking.

#monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

alright, i give it a try..
https://archive.org/details/TerrorOfMechagodzilla

~ min.44 - scene of a silver dude whipping his subordinates... "You lost the Earthman at this crucial time you arsehole" ... whip, whip! "You are sentenced to death!"

~min.47
girl: "is that so?"
cowboy: "yeah, we sure; we build a giant supersonic beam!"

"this is it, we handing the earth over to the spacemen!"

"Titanosaurus has brains he is alive!"

~min.51:29
cut to little #lego contraption :awesome:

#monsterdon