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#monsterdon that was goodnight people.

#monsterdon Cyborg Katsura, PLEASE shoot Dr. “Get me some tea.” Right in the spinning rocket.

The people are excited that they bet on Godzilla with their bookies. #Monsterdon

oh my god, this slow dramatic sea fuck-off 😢 #monsterdon

Godzilla's out there like, "...yeah, you're WELCOME!"

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@CactuarJoe those weren't his knees #WrongMovie #monsterdon

When's the last time we heard a good old SKREE-ONK from Godzilla? It feels weird seeing Godzilla do the atomic breath without SKREE-ONK. #Monsterdon

Guy in tinfoil hat FOITSed, so we must be wrapping up here #monsterdon

Apparently cyborgs are most vulnerable in the upper bicep. #Monsterdon

WTF that face reveal lmao #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

@Taweret They need to go back to the split-screen

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You can bring down a cyborg by winging them?

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oops, she did it herself. i mean, yikes, but good for her. agency for a female character is rare in these things. (^_^) #monsterdon

Finish Him!

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Godzilla: "AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH'S!"

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"You wouldn't shoot me!"
"I barely know you."

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Oh, the aliens are GOOEY! #Monsterdon

They're giving titanosaurus SUCH A HEADACHE right now
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note to all alien life forms when you go undercover as humans you don't have to mimic everything including having the same dependence on oxygen that they respirate through a respiratory tract that is in the same place and has the same vulnerability to choking as human anatomy #monsterdon

They've released the hooting gentlemen from their cage #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Don't worry, even if you're a cyborg, I still love you!"

I mean, we only met twice. Once when I was harassing you about your dad, and once when you had tea with me to steal vital information. But still.

#monsterdon Godzilla spinning Mech around till he’s dizzy! It’s an unusual move, but it’s working!

she's a skinjob, dude, she'd not gonna last that long anyway, just do the deed. #monsterdon

They spared no expense on the pyrotechnics for this masterpiece. #Monsterdon

I like Mechagodzilla's pretty rainbow beams. Are those the space beams? #monsterdon

i honestly thought for a second that was gonna be a "nipple nipple tweak tweak FLY" moment out of our alien

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I have to say, Katsura’s been doing some extremely weird face work this whole time, usually when she has no lines. I wish I’d grabbed screenshots. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "In truth, it was beauty that destroyed the beast."

GODZILLA SMASH

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#Monsterdon Are we really having a romantic moment right now? REALLY?!

She was built with a Terry Gilliam "Build your own robot" kit.

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But I set fire to the rain
Watched it pour as I touched your face
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name
Your name

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#monsterdon Okay, Mecha rainbow laser kicks serious ass. “Finish Him!”

Now Godzilla is MAD!

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are there lighting bolts coming out of mechagodzilla's nipples?

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Tagawa and the Real Girl. #Monsterdon

i got yer head~~ na-ner na-ner--- oops. #monsterdon

Ali's got Frazier on the ropes, working his midsection!

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EYES SHOULDERS KNEES TOES KNEES AND TOES

missiles that is.

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You may be a cyborg but I still live you. Don’t fuck off into space. #monsterdon

pyrotechnic workers trying to figure out their work order for that day, written on some mushed up napkin, not sure what should be exploding in this scene so they just decided to make all of it explode just to be safe #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mind controlling ray is more effective than eye lasers. Must be all that supersonic.

#Monsterdon I'm a cyborg and that's ok.

I CONTROL MECHAGODZILLA'S ARM NERVE!

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Godzilla is DONE WITH NAP.

And NOW we have breathweapons!

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The hair in this movie requires greatest suspension of disbelief than Godzilla or Mechagodzilla. #Monsterdon

And he was so close to getting his revenge and a nice downtown condo for a reasonable price
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Serpentine, Godzilla! Serpentine!

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John Carpenter's Terror of Mechagodzilla (1988)

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On Sunday night, it's Lazarium!

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#monsterdon Pulls off MechaGodzilla's mask to reveal it was Mecha-Old-Man-Murphy the whole time

"That's it Titanosaurus! Stomp your foe Godzilla beneath your feet!" why do I feel like we've returned to the someone-shoehorned-their-fetishes-in-here content #monsterdon

@ricci Also intersted in the shiny zipper suits

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Professor Hyde-White!? #monsterdon

#monsterdon well the robot is dead

Get yourself a man who would love you even if you're a cyborg #monsterdon

"You aren't to blame! None of this is your fault!"

No, Sue's to blame!

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@jmelesky I don't know what this refers to #monsterdon #peacockversion

(You aren't to blame. Sue's to blame)

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sad brown plaid man and his inner monologue #monsterdon

Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience

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Tight can o saurus is more of a bad ass than I expected. Godzilla also seems to have forgotten his breath weapons. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

So they hit the giant duck lizard with The Song of The Summer and gave it the shakes. #Monsterdon

good thing these aliens breathe with their throats. #monsterdon

Donna Haraway said that cyborgs were supposed to have affinities not just blow things up.

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All your head belong to me. #Monsterdon

is that...a water bed??? #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla

I stab at thee, Oh accursed Titanosaurus!! #monsterdon

I'll... be back... for ... christmas dinner!

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Godzilla's disappointed that there wasn't any Pez inside Mechagodzilla.

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Ohhhh... right in the Mafune.. #monsterdon #TerrorOfMechagodzilla

#monsterdon “Magune’s mind control now works!” Uh… so what has been controlling it the whole time?

#monsterdon I ❤️ how Godzilla's theme means I don't even need to look up at the movie to know Titanasaurous+MG are getting their ass kicked right now

What are you going to do, shoot?
~Man before being shot
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Godzilla: I hold your head gently, like football.

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Clearly these aliens do not have a good ISO procedure to prisoners in your secret lab
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what r dey doin stompin around in the field out dere lol #monsterdon

@morganmay hey now you're talking about my boy there

my stupid, stupid boy

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like I knew she was a mechagodzilla reference but she's also katsura at the same time. there's a whole thing with her mechanical heart and everything #monsterdon

Godzilla's just too dumb and ugly to die 😭

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Left loosey, righty tighty #monsterdon

#monsterdon Titan kicks Godzilla when he’s down, poor form.

No hurry, we have plenty of time...

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"That's good, keep it up, you can just get in there" is the only dialogue left over from the x-rated version

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Wait, are those rainbow lasers shooting from mechagodzilla's eyes? I knew this was queer!

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are the scrappy kids going to be part of the plot or was that just an accident #monsterdon

Godzilla looks pissed off for beemn buried alive(ish)
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How many actors have died in a pyrotechnic Godzilla suit?

It's going to be impossible to come back from this...

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Aaaand Godzilla falls into an open grave with an audible PING! He's going to Notions. #Monsterdon

This Titanosaurus v Godzilla brawl is pure Lucha Libre #monsterdon

Mechagodzilla: shoot everything from every orifice and joint: knuckles, knees, shoulders, ankles, eyeballs, nipples! #monsterdon

Is there a rule about mecha versions of someone always being evil? Is it like the old evil twin thing, but for late 20th-century scifi? #monsterdon

@NovaCora As it should be

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OMG Steve! That was hilarious!

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Godzilla running through flaming explosions! (oops, he's on fire)

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It has to be said that Godzilla's hand-to-hand style is less MMA and more Whack-a-Mole #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla outta the ground with the Octaman jump-scare!

godzilla and titano-guy are now boxing? #monsterdon