#Monsterdon Spouse: “Ladies and Gentleman, the swordfish gymnastics squad!”

the blair fish project #monsterdon

fish...sticks? fish on a stick? #monsterdon

@Infoseepage You'd think if Octopussy took any inspiration from this film it would have been to have more giant octopus, but noooo

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@paco I think it was probably their first plan for underwater transport, but it ended up going as well as everything else in this movie

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@Infoseepage They're training for the next Summer Olympics #monsterdon

@wohali fishhenge!

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Tuna only stand on their faces motionless like this when they're very stressed

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These divers are going to go past a Seaview diving party swimming the other way.

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The lightsaber noises were unexpected #Monsterdon

the fish are just trying to hide from the paparazzi
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hey! was that the octopus! hi~ #monsterdon

Welcome to the petrified fish forest.

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"I call this one, Tuna Surprise." #Monsterdon

Open cockpit "wet" submarines look super fun, but I'd always imagined that they moved a bit faster than walking speed.
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Underwater rattlesnakes, run away! #monsterdon

that's right, he's diving to his death because you're not pretty enough, listen to your terrible friend #monsterdon

y'know, the 55 gallon drums lying about COULD MAKE THE SEA CREATURES MAD #monsterdon

@Taweret I wish they invested in octopus effects TBH
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The commute to work is rough in Italy. So much humidity.
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Hairy Guy or Fat Guy....who will live?

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@amyfou this is a classic #Monsterdon script alright!

#monsterdon she's worried he'll another ocean gate mission.

@jonny harpsichord

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dang i want an underwater banana boat!

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What’s with all these wispy sounds? What happened to the harpsichord? That was the main character! #Monsterdon

There’s a little too much tension in the movie…and not enough Speedo. Yikes. #Monsterdon #tentacles

Pretty sure this is just an underwater Sculpture Garden

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anyone got any tags to add while i'm at the IMDB store

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So now we've gone from Ominous Harpsichord to Ominous Air Being Let Out of Tires?

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#Monsterdon Apparently the octopus is using the drums to either create modern art or start an industrial band.

So many fat jokes. #monsterdon #tentacles

Want to see the octopus driving the convertible sub

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The submersible belonged to the Beatles #monsterdon

"nobody likes a fat man"

Sacrifices himself to the Octopus God

Harsh

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Oooooooo tentacles is a DJ.
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@CactuarJoe @moira Maybe the pooltopus lives in the octopool

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In the middle of the film, look for a scene, about 3 minutes long in the evening at the harbor inlet. There are people watching boats come in.

🎶 The only sound is Cipriani's kinda surreal "She'll Never Come Back".

Afterwards @forestine will explain why this happens.

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Random not underwater sound effects. Ok :upsidedown:

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Now for the Thunderball portion of our film #Monsterdon

wait did they just take the Astro Orbiter down to the sea floor? #monsterdon

Okay what's with the fish standing on their heads now #monsterdon

that is the absolute worst dugout ever IT'S SUPPOSED TO FLOAT YOU CLOWNS THAT'S WHAT BOATS ARE FOR

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@moira oh I wish

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This tiny submersible should totally be playing "Merry-go-round broke down" while it moves. #monsterdon #Tentacles

I'm not convinced there's an actual plot happening in this movie, but they have managed to construct a remarkably plot-like series of events. It's the meatless meat of movies. Cinematic Tofurkey. #Monsterdon

You know something's wrong when you're hoping they get back to the police investigation storyline #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977 New Diving Scene, featuring what I think is curly hair guy and someone else driving one of the miniature open water submarines, like the kinds world war II frogmen used to place mines on the hulls of enemy warships in daring special operations missions that probably have their own movies.

Anyway, they're just using it to I guess inspect the wreck of the oil drums and weird science equipment set up in the first fancy boat scene, which is maybe making the Octopus mad?

Okay, this convertible submarine is the bomb, I take back anything I said about nothing happening in this move

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Okay but the submarine buggy is adorable. 10/10

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Sea Hunt! (in color)

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Did I miss the seventies mustache? I kinda lost focus.

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@ricci @moira The diving chamber Titan stole the scene. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon emasculating shrew of a wife, telling the man not to intentionally drown

@Newpa_Hasai When did they bring in cats? #Monsterdon

Send more SCUBA divers. #monsterdon #Tentacles

@ryan give the octopus a break, it had to write and learn underwater harpsichord #Monsterdon

Please, what is going on‽
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Why do we have a pool scene, is the octopus going to show up in the pool now?

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@amyfou

Maybe even more extreme in this movie.

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A producer greenlit this movie to help put a buddy who blew too much money on diving stuff. Got it.

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#Monsterdon now i dont think woody harrelson cribs from this movie

but i do think all boomers have the same weird surfer biker tough guy in mind when they do "macho"

There's so much nothing happening in this film so far I'm reduced to parroting the classic riff, "Wow! These are really cheesy sets!"

Every time we start a new scene.

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why does everybody have to be a blonde in this movie? that supermodel lady was a brunette most of her career. her husband had a bad bleach job.

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@moira Octopool? #Monsterdon

Whatsisnsme the orca trainer is like Budget Brad Dourif, which depresses me for some reason #Monsterdon

More bikinis

YAY!

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So brave of this woman to raise children who don’t speak her language. #monsterdon #OkayImFixatedOnTheDubbingThing

I mean, this movie is _definitely_ of a time. we'd have sent a robot by now. #monsterdon

C'mere, lover, let me put you in a romantic half-nelson. #Monsterdon

@moira put that hat on someone wearing the nightgown and they'd be unstoppable. and/or a wizard #Monsterdon

Every time I watch 70s tv or movies I want people's glasses. And decor #Monsterdon

So THAT'S where I parked my Vespa!
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okay, the underwater two seater is cool tho. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I feel like they're 30 seconds from a divorce.

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What in the hell is this vehicle lmfaooooo #monsterdon #Tentacles1977

@Taweret working on its studio recording of Scarlatti's sonatas

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#Monsterdon “Why do you have to keep pushing so hard?” COUGH.

The softcore music is not helping me keep my mind out of the gutter.

1970s #Monsterdon #MojoMoment

@ricci yeah, shelly winters's hat

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@trixter They came with the hat. #monsterdon #Tentacles

I've lost track, are there any characters in this move?

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awww, I love those little aqua-shuttle things they had in 70s movies,

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foragers hiking through oregon, searching for shelly winters' hat #monsterdon

“Everything come out alright?” Hey, that’s MY joke. #Monsterdon #tentacles

#monsterdon Vicky reminds me of Lorde, they kinda look similar idk.

@steggy Exactly that kind of scheme!

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Okay movie. I said pump the brakes. Not drive off a cliff. #monsterdon #Tentacles

more jorts... #monsterdon

It is fun that my autocorrect really wants to make tentacles into testicles and I swear that is not me
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I too like having a cherry tomato necklace.

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@strangefour that kid's tan is PERFECT

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@trixter Do you think she's hired them so she can get the prize money from the sailing race? Intrigue!

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why is she wearing a maraschino cherry around her neck
was that the style at the time
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This is BY FAR the least believable romantic scene we've ever seen on #Monsterdon, and THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.

who wrote any of this. was anyone writing any of this #monsterdon

#monsterdon yeah take up a new hobby, like helping mom bedazzle her jardrobe (jean wardrobe)

#Monsterdon The musical sting - for the radio? Will the octopus radio in with ransom demands?

the sex-positive lady scientist: wasn't she a supermodel?

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So far a very disappointing lack of tentacles
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