"Sorry baby, I thought you were into feet." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Whoops. And imtense music and he's gone. Uh oh.

okay the legs are funny

#monsterdon

thinking about what they had planned for this movie with the $1 million octopus model that they chose to replace with nothing #monsterdon

NO HUMAN BEING CAN DO HANDSTANDS LIKE THAT

#monsterdon #Tentacles

Stop jumpscaring the big Italian guy! Hew doesn't have a radio, we know he won't die.
Octopus just farted? That was loud.
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Nope. Oh well. Missed opportunity if you ask me #Monsterdon

What would make that dude lose buoyancy like that all of a sudden I wonder #monsterdon

Tentacles! :tentacles:

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

neither of those guys had a radio so the whole "radio" theory seems kinda shot

#monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon The "loud indescribable sound" in our captions were diagetic but then it was just the the one asshole again spooking the big guy who was pretty chill about a fat joke.

when the boat's a-rockin'... #monsterdon

It's time for Bikini Babe! In! Peril! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Shame on me. Fool me three times - blame the octopus!

OH! not a third William. You are DOOMED, Will.

#Monsterdon

Everyone in this movie is expendable. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

I finally saw 1 tentacle

whup team orca's out on a practice run

#monsterdon #Tentacles

The harpsichord is of course the favourite instrument of cephalopods #Monsterdon

Something tells me the Bond villain is about to die Ha-ha joke! #Monsterdon #tentacles

ah, horny attack #monsterdon

#monsterdon and now we get not just harpsichord but disco drums and the tijuana brass, yep, that dude's toast.

@vansice It's just a given at this point, I'm rooting for the octopus and I don't care what anyone says

#Monsterdon

Cheap bastards couldn't even spring for a blood fountain. Come on Arkoff. #monsterdon #Tentacles

#monsterdon So far the real monster in the movie is fail ocean gates missions and toxic barrel wastes, lol. The octopus is probably pissed at humans.

#monsterdon I fucking hope all these assholes get strangled to death by the octopus and are spared the pathological need to comment on fat peoples' bodies

"What happened to the boat?"
"Well, the back fell off. That's not supposed to happen, y'see."
#monsterdon

Rock the boat. Don't rock the boat baby 🎶
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza And then cheery brass music to tell us whose side we should be on (the octopus's, obviously).

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

"Adios chica!"
Hello Tentcules.
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

someone is going to need this one day #monsterdon

The real octopus attack music gets horns, that's how you know it's *real* 9_9 #Monsterdon

FINALLY

#monsterdon

The brass section indicates ..... DEATH!

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Does the octopus stick lead shot in everthing's faces? #monsterdon #tentacles

2 bites off the fake jump scare apple. Kudos.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Movie, stop playing with our emotions #monsterdon

okay harpsichord now actual shit is going down

#monsterdon #Tentacles

#monsterdon See you can tell it's a fakeout jump scare because there's no Harpsichord/clavinet sting.

explain the rigid legs thing. Is it like the fish sinking headfirst? #monsterdon #tentacles

tentacle sighting! #monsterdon

The banter and play between these two dudes swimming is ace. #Monsterdon

Okay the first fakeout was dumb. The SECOND one is obnoxious. Eat my shorts, movie. #Monsterdon

( loud, indecipherable sound ) #monsterdon

Bromance! #Monsterdon

@Lazarou the suspense is killing me! #Monsterdon

The rest of the movie is just this guy popping up every five minutes. #monsterdon #Tentacles

Is the plot twist that Super Mario there gets away and the fit pro diver dude gets eaten? #Monsterdon

@parvXtl Johnny forgot to feed them, again! #Monsterdon

did the film crew already lose the rubber octopus? #Monsterdon

edit: spoke too soon

Classic Scooby move, the villain was a dude in a mask #Monsterdon

okay he just _heard_ the whooshing noise?

#monsterdon #Tentacles

This guy jumped in with his shoes and watch still on? Really must not swim often after all #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Large man in the ocean is.too much!

oh, are all three of them about to get got! i would like that. (^_^) #monsterdon

Did he just push that guy back UNDER the water?? What a dick! #monsterdon

"Don". Is that his name or his title? #monsterdon #tentacles

Oh boy, all of the live octopus shots are going to be from the local Aquarium

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

The music just got interesting for the first time #monsterdon

@amyfou @ricci got it #monsterdon

It makes me thing the director ordered hundreds of latex fish only to discover that they all sink head first. So they had to shoot it.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon WE HAVE OCTOPUS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

sorry, Mr Italy, i don't think you're making it. the 1970s notoriously hates fat people. (-_-) #monsterdon

This woman's hair looks awfully brittle #monsterdon

What the fuck! Why are the fishy facing straight down!?

#monsterdon #TheTentacle_1977

and now with FULL MUSICAL SCORE! #monsterdon

This last hour better have lots of octopus in it and less terrible jokes
#monsterdon

OctaCam Fakeout!. #monsterdon #Tentacles

The fish were cool, but I really appreciate that they showed one coming in for a landing.

#monsterdon

I bet giant octopus love fat men. #Monsterdon

DID I JUST SEE AN OCTOPUS?

#Monsterdon

You know, I think we *did* loose something when we became uncomfortable with body hair on-screen.

#monsterdon

Whoa, an ACTUAL musical sting! We have normal instrumentation all of a sudden! #Monsterdon

Wait. The baby was "he" at the beginning of the movie, but was "she" by the time the body was found? That was fast fridging. And tragic. 😖

#Monsterdon

okay who let the Blue Man Group into the soundtrack #monsterdon

"This part of the movie isn't quite fatphobic enough."
"Okay okay I'll add a scene, just before he jumps into the water to die maybe?"
"Perfect!"
#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow twice! the scene with the kid also #Monsterdon

Do you stick fish to the ground by rubbing them on your head like a balloon?

#monsterdon #tentacles

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Were those all dead fish? Confused.

The Vespa does remind me of the time my dad and his friend found a car underwater while scuba diving in a river in Alabama. They reported it to the police in case there was a body in the trunk or something but it just belonged to a local eccentric who was convinced it was nuclear or something.

#monsterdon #tentacles

@blogdiva Good point #monsterdon

It's not a 70's beach movie without some fat shaming. Way to punch low movie. #monsterdon #Tentacles

When I see underwater steel drums I assume we're onto a pollution/corporate evildoing plot, but this will probably also lead nowhere #Monsterdon

Lost bonita graveyard #Monsterdon #tentacles

What the hell are we looking at? These fish are all stiff as boards, pointing straight down. #Monsterdon

We got a glimpse! #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie In period accurate shorts!

#monsterdon

Have we met these three before? And I think that's the first time we've actually seen an octopus in this movie

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

@ricci @jonny yes absolutely

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐟 yes thats actually how they sleep, trust me i read about the ocean

SS Minnow sighting? #monsterdon

*italian hand gesture emoji that Mastodon doesn't seem to have*
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

No human being would store fish this way! #Monsterdon #Tentacles

The boulevard of broken fish #monsterdon

Mama mia! The vespa, she's been-a claimed by il mare! #monsterdon

Aaaaaand get eaten #Monsterdon

All those tuna are communicating with the alien probe. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The octopus is clearly just collecting surfafe junk and sometimes tasty snacks.

#Monsterdon all the sharks are doing downward facing dog. The octopus is a yoga instructor too. California octopuses, show offs.

Ohnoes! It ate Quadrophenia! #Monsterdon #tentacles