Don lost some weight, just like you wanted lady #Monsterdon #tentacles

#Monsterdon Well. That escalated quickly.

"They think your tunnel is related to those deaths" Hey... Let's keep my tunnel out of this. #monsterdon #Tentacles

@flowerpot It really tells you who the hero of the movie is

#Monsterdon

"NO. PRINT IT."

#monsterdon #Tentacles

She was holding TWO life preservers and let go of both of them before the octopus even touched her! #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Venting drive plasma, Captain #monsterdon

I too am thinking giant octopus.

#monsterdon #tentacles

#monsterdon zooming out, way above the sea, for an octopus attack is definitely a choice

Octaman had better octopods than this. #monsterdon #tentacles

A+ science. #Monsterdon

Is this really the right time for disco? #monsterdon

Isn't radio like the lowest of radiation frequencies #monsterdon

"high-pitched frequency will beyond the legal limit" I'm guessing amplitude, because frequency makes no sense... #monsterdon

"I'm thinking giant octopus" Wait.. WHAT? How?? #monsterdon #Tentacles

Does anyone actually think giant octopus?
#monsterdon

This has to be a lot more than one octopus can digest, so what could be its motivation? #monsterdon

Giant octopus.

You know, a thing that totally exists.

#monsterdon #tentacles

You know your film is in dire, dire straits when Devil Fish had better octopus attack scenes than your movie. #Monsterdon

"...are you thinking about sharks?"
"No, we're not allowed to for legal reasons."

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

actually this kraken was already released and just does what it wants

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And now a feet-first body. Monster is consistent inverter.

@jonny I thought it was 5 mil! which is 26 mil with inflation #monsterdon

I know we had other names than William in 1977. Did this film just not have the budget for additional names??

#Monsterdon

why are half the lines dubbed in and this woman has a strong italian accent when this was filmed in california #monsterdon

He's been studying synchronized swimming I take it #monsterdon

What is up with the inspirational music right before Tentacles attacks? (like for a Rocky movie)
#Monsterdon

"We don't have enough money for dubbing out all the accents. Keep some random italian accents because fuck you."

#monsterdon #tentacles

Omg! Handstands! #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial dad says pull my finger! #Monsterdon

Did he have a radio in his pants? Or was the octopus just happy to see him?
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Okay. The legs poking out of the water is a legit great shot. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. #monsterdon #Tentacles

BINGO!!

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

That boat attack music was A Choice.

#monsterdon #tentacles

"you'll... your... uh"
"KEEP ROLLING I'M NOT MADE OF FILM STOCK"

#monsterdon #tentacles

Apparently, something about being attacked by an octopus makes the victim stiff as a board. Does it inject its ink into the victim or something? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
what do you mean John Williams wouldn't do it for boat rides and free bongos? i already sold them "Jaws but with Octopus"

FEET! #monsterdon

okay actual good shots? two? in a row? dang

#monsterdon #Tentacles

"Sorry baby, I thought you were into feet." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Whoops. And imtense music and he's gone. Uh oh.

okay the legs are funny

#monsterdon

thinking about what they had planned for this movie with the $1 million octopus model that they chose to replace with nothing #monsterdon

NO HUMAN BEING CAN DO HANDSTANDS LIKE THAT

#monsterdon #Tentacles

Stop jumpscaring the big Italian guy! Hew doesn't have a radio, we know he won't die.
Octopus just farted? That was loud.
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Nope. Oh well. Missed opportunity if you ask me #Monsterdon

Tentacles! :tentacles:

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

What would make that dude lose buoyancy like that all of a sudden I wonder #monsterdon

neither of those guys had a radio so the whole "radio" theory seems kinda shot

#monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon The "loud indescribable sound" in our captions were diagetic but then it was just the the one asshole again spooking the big guy who was pretty chill about a fat joke.

when the boat's a-rockin'... #monsterdon

It's time for Bikini Babe! In! Peril! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Shame on me. Fool me three times - blame the octopus!

Everyone in this movie is expendable. #Monsterdon

OH! not a third William. You are DOOMED, Will.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

I finally saw 1 tentacle

whup team orca's out on a practice run

#monsterdon #Tentacles

The harpsichord is of course the favourite instrument of cephalopods #Monsterdon

Something tells me the Bond villain is about to die Ha-ha joke! #Monsterdon #tentacles

ah, horny attack #monsterdon

@vansice It's just a given at this point, I'm rooting for the octopus and I don't care what anyone says

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon and now we get not just harpsichord but disco drums and the tijuana brass, yep, that dude's toast.

Cheap bastards couldn't even spring for a blood fountain. Come on Arkoff. #monsterdon #Tentacles

#monsterdon So far the real monster in the movie is fail ocean gates missions and toxic barrel wastes, lol. The octopus is probably pissed at humans.

"What happened to the boat?"
"Well, the back fell off. That's not supposed to happen, y'see."
#monsterdon

#monsterdon I fucking hope all these assholes get strangled to death by the octopus and are spared the pathological need to comment on fat peoples' bodies

Rock the boat. Don't rock the boat baby 🎶
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza And then cheery brass music to tell us whose side we should be on (the octopus's, obviously).

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

"Adios chica!"
Hello Tentcules.
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

someone is going to need this one day #monsterdon

The real octopus attack music gets horns, that's how you know it's *real* 9_9 #Monsterdon

FINALLY

#monsterdon

The brass section indicates ..... DEATH!

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Does the octopus stick lead shot in everthing's faces? #monsterdon #tentacles

2 bites off the fake jump scare apple. Kudos.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Movie, stop playing with our emotions #monsterdon

okay harpsichord now actual shit is going down

#monsterdon #Tentacles

#monsterdon See you can tell it's a fakeout jump scare because there's no Harpsichord/clavinet sting.

explain the rigid legs thing. Is it like the fish sinking headfirst? #monsterdon #tentacles

tentacle sighting! #monsterdon

The banter and play between these two dudes swimming is ace. #Monsterdon

Okay the first fakeout was dumb. The SECOND one is obnoxious. Eat my shorts, movie. #Monsterdon

( loud, indecipherable sound ) #monsterdon

Bromance! #Monsterdon

The rest of the movie is just this guy popping up every five minutes. #monsterdon #Tentacles

@Lazarou the suspense is killing me! #Monsterdon

Is the plot twist that Super Mario there gets away and the fit pro diver dude gets eaten? #Monsterdon

@parvXtl Johnny forgot to feed them, again! #Monsterdon

did the film crew already lose the rubber octopus? #Monsterdon

edit: spoke too soon

Classic Scooby move, the villain was a dude in a mask #Monsterdon

okay he just _heard_ the whooshing noise?

#monsterdon #Tentacles

This guy jumped in with his shoes and watch still on? Really must not swim often after all #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

Large man in the ocean is.too much!

oh, are all three of them about to get got! i would like that. (^_^) #monsterdon

Did he just push that guy back UNDER the water?? What a dick! #monsterdon

"Don". Is that his name or his title? #monsterdon #tentacles

Oh boy, all of the live octopus shots are going to be from the local Aquarium

#Monsterdon #Tentacles1977

The music just got interesting for the first time #monsterdon

@amyfou @ricci got it #monsterdon

It makes me thing the director ordered hundreds of latex fish only to discover that they all sink head first. So they had to shoot it.

#monsterdon