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Louisa
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz

"she was found in the water, but she didn't jump in, at ten months of age!"

So... the baby, named Billy, dressed in stereotypical baby blue, was a girl?

#Monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Mr. Turner earns my respect by quoting the one famous dude who said that "behind every great fortune is a crime" to the curly haired glasses guy, who retorts something equivalently pithy about there being a lot of bullshit.

ano yatsu
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza

oh my god woman, the next time you ask about this poor man's bathroom habits, i'm going to call the police on you. jesus. #monsterdon

MooMoo the Cat
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to

Look, just because the baby had its inside sucked out of it like the other dead men, doesn't mean the two deaths are related.
(paraphrase)
#Monsterdon

jmelesky
jmelesky
jmelesky@tinylad.social

Okay, legit props to whoever on the production team decided β€œmaybe it squirts ink!” as a method of reasonably obscuring bad FX. #monsterdon