#Monsterdon He got inked - and not in a cool, I'm-building-a-sleeve-devoted-to-Monsterdon kind of way.

@flowerpot the only characters with any sense. #Monsterdon

So this movie just broke apart a coral reef and threw the sharp edges at a guy?
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

I wonder if "cocaine" will be in the credits.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

orcas vs. octopus is a really bad matchup, completely different predation and defense strategies. the octopus could just go into the rocks and become invisible and wait it out because the orcas are gigantic muscle tubes while the octopus is gelatinous camouflage being #monsterdon

@Taweret I was pretty excited about the ray.

#monsterdon #tentacles

#Monsterdon I was complaining about the use of a ceramic coffee cup and lo! I was right.

@msh @bunnyhero You feel like it doesn't hold water? #monsterdon

@Taweret Is that a WATER lou shot?! #Monsterdon

Did an LLM go back in time and generate this script?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Putting on scuba gear - Batman & Robin style.

i think that was a napolean fish

that's been the most interesting thing in the movie to me so far

#monsterdon

Instead of bats suddenly flying out of the cave as a jump scare, we get a ray, but it was more like a hop scare. #Monsterdon

I would get excited about Tentacle ejecting ink, but I'm really just bored right now. #Monsterdon

So, anyone know if "Technisub" is still in business?

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

@Taweret you mean besides the infant?

Well at least one kid didn't come home from the regatta.

He may have been eaten, or just left behind in the confusion, nobody bothered to double check.

#Monsterdon

These jump scares are neither jumpy nor scary. Discuss

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Interspersed shots of octo-vision and guy fondling harpoon gun fail to build tension. I’m far more excited about seeing the whale fins. Orcas, please save this movie!!

#monsterdon ah yes the famous stingray mating call, sounds like a falling cymbal.

(the youtube version i'm watching has chapter names, and this one starts "Thrilling encounters with dangerous sea creatures..." i think they got mixed up with the chapters from another upload. #monsterdon )

I want to see a movie about the procurement and downfall of the million dollar octopus model that they had to scrap #monsterdon #Tentacles1977

Grouper. Nom nom. #Monsterdon

@ramsey

Method

#Monsterdon
#Tentacles1977 #Tentacles

I think I hear cheetah in that Octopus attack.

#monsterdon

This movie has not earned this many fake outs
#monsterdon

@amyfou

3. JUST the sombrero.

#monsterdon #tentacles

“All right. Enough said” … #Monsterdon

is this the only actual use of surround sound in this film?

#monsterdon #Tentacles

regardless of the octopus we did just watch that dude lose his entire oxygen tank and get crushed by rocks, i don't know anything about scuba but that is not a survivable scuba injury i think. #monsterdon

The director was paying the script writer by the word. So he's like "let's shoot half this film underwater where nobody can say anything"

#monsterdon

Like, imagine being able to speak to orcas and not immediately asking them about the salmon hats thing? #monsterdon

like i seriously just tried to spell it "awayke" that's where we're at people #Monsterdon

Were corals harmed in the filming of this movie?

Back in Corals plentiful days I guess

#monsterdon

is that a napolean fish?
#monsterdon

it's 10:30pm and i've had a long day

these underwater stalking scenes are a legitimate threat to my ability to stay awake #Monsterdon

and i thought my concept for a druid pc was bad, sheesh #monsterdon

oh, the orcas are back. guys, you had the chance we all wish we had - to get out of this movie. #monsterdon

am I the only one who doesn’t have any idea who the fuck Mike is? did he teleport onto that boat? #monsterdon

OMG IT'S AN ORCA HAND PUPPET #monsterdon #tentacles

@NovaCora the octopus rejected him? #heLovesTheSea #Monsterdon

actually y'know what the thunderball underwater sequence was slightly less boring than this

_slightly_

#monsterdon #Tentacles

So I just figured out why the harpsichord....it's not a regular octopus, it's a ....BAROQUETOPUS

#Monsterdon

SPEED UP THE FOOTAGE OF THE ORCAS! #monsterdon #tentacles

oh please with this orcas coming to the rescue music i love it #monsterdon

I could have made this movie.
That's how bad this is.

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon yo orcas they used to call you killers and I know you only have love in your hearts. but I need you to kill for me now. bye.

"people call you kilers, they used to call me that on the streets" where, the streets of salt lake city? #monsterdon

Don’t go pointing that speargun at your groin Fake Tom Cruise. You never know if it might be loaded. #Monsterdon #tentacles

Oh no it was Jamie 😩

#Monsterdon

These guys think they're the heroes, but we all know that Shelley Winter's hat is the true hero of this film.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Suiting up always goes faster in a montage.

we're gonna need a montage... MONTAGE!

#Monsterdon #Tentacles

You killed my wife, but did I retaliate? No. But you kill my whales… vendetta! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon There’s almost a Dennis Villeneuve way about this flick. No dialog, just a lot of looking around.

Meanwhile further down the coast. #Monsterdon

How is there still 2 hours left‽
#monsterdon

SUIT SEQUENCE #monsterdon

@Taweret actually nothing

#monsterdon #Tentacles

#Monsterdon This movie needs an editor worse than an octopus jonesing for his next scuba diver.

I think they blew the budget on necklaces.

#monsterdon #tentacles

@trixter They really ARE smarter than humans. #Monsterdon

what's going on tho?

#monsterdon

@bigtuffal https://www.whalefacts.org/what-is-a-group-of-whales-called/ 🤔

#Monsterdon

It was very clever of them to bring captive orca out here to kill the octopus, orca are not known to exist in the wild #Monsterdon

Those orcas are getting the fucking off into the sea done early.

#monsterdon #tentacles

That’s the best Star Trek ship shaking I’ve seen. Just went right through that table. #Monsterdon #Tentacles

🦖#MONSTERDON

🐙 TENTACLES TRIVIA TROVE 💎

Promotional posters that listed several points about octopuses were provided by the film's distributor.

Monsterdon has done way better this week with @cheribaker 's superior daily octo-updates.

#Tentacles1977 #Tentacles

"Let's go gettem."

The soundtrack: KOJACK! #Monsterdon

"What's that clanging noise?"
Manta: "It's a damn nuisance. it's my testicles."

#monsterdon #tentacles

PEACE OUT, WHALES #monsterdon

Will: I know people think we’re crazy

Whales: Speak for yourself

#Monsterdon #tentacles

Yay, the whales are leaving the scene. They said "Fuck you assholes, we're freeeeeeeeee".
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it isn't weird putting your monster killer gear together shirtless, whats weird is not posting thirst traps while you do it

the 70s smdh

I really miss Mechagodzilla right now #monsterdon

All these sound effects are diegetic. Mantas really do make reverberating clanging noises when they swim. #monsterdon #tentacles

"good mornin', cleanin' my ~gun~ harpoon, as you do" #monsterdon

Hopefully more harpsichord means another octopus attack is imminent

Hopefully not against the whales

#Monsterdon

did not realise he was talking to the orca this whole time. i thought he was just yapping
#monsterdon #Tentacles

Is the octopus name Jason Voorhees? #Monsterdon

Is there actually two orcas in that yellow tube he's towing?

Must be tight.

#Monsterdon

The guy's calves.

The other guy with a speargun.

Freddie music.

The guy's calves.

The other guy with a speargun.

The boat goes sideways.

Orca fins in the water.

And yet we *see nothing actually happen.*

#Monsterdon

Me.I'd be calling in a napalm strike. #Monsterdon

If you told me AI wrote this I would believe you
#monsterdon

This long weepy pep talk. The whales are going to die aren’t they? #Monsterdon #tentacles

Why the door slam sound effect when a fish eats another fish?

#monsterdon

If this boat's a rockin' part II. Octopus boogaloo. #monsterdon #Tentacles

Is anyone else rooting for Boomhauer of the Sea to hook up with Badly Dubbed Blond? Or is that just me? #Monsterdon

Where's Gandalf?
#Monsterdon #Tentacles

@strangefour it's more than zero. (-_-) #monsterdon

I legit thought that was the same dude with wet and dry hair >_> #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Apparently the orcas need to hear the Tragic Backstory in order to get properly fired up.

rule number 1 when scuba diving to hunt a murderous octopus, split up #monsterdon

Why all the underwater farting noises? #monsterdon #tentacles

#monsterdon "octopi have a sense of foresight" the octopus read over the script and was like "i think this baby murder is a little on the nose, don't you franco?"

#monsterdon now THATS a wife guy

@Taweret yeah there’s no direction they’re just reading lines from the script. That was written by an octopus with limited understanding of human narrative #Monsterdon

@paco [cetacean needed] #monsterdon

Buffalo shot

look out

#monsterdon

@Louisa It feels like last week #Monsterdon

WAIT, THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT DUDES!? #Monsterdon