monsterdon replay · Best of Tales from the Crypt

aburka 🫣

aburka@hachyderm.io

nice dog you got there. would be a... shane if anything happened to him #monsterdon

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

I feel that feeding a dog human flesh is not recommended by the majority of vets #monsterdon

@allanb TBH still better than average for #Monsterdon

#TalesFromTheCryptmas

Log 🪵

log@mastodon.sdf.org

@allanb @diazona We wouldn't want to get... board. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

i mean, that sucks for Shane, but i can't be made about using the tools of the oppressor to bring down the oppressor himself.

cmdln@thecommandline.social

cmdln

Promisingly guillotine shaped project there. #Monsterdon

Mark Shane Hayden

msh@coales.co

When you unionise you can do ANYTHING #Monsterdon

Fabio! 🐈

fabio@toot.cat

Chunky bacon

cmdln@thecommandline.social

cmdln

I like where this is going so far. He is literally blind to their plans. #Monsterdon

strangefour with the Pleiades

strangefour@retro.pizza

Oh wait. Have I seen this part of the movie before? or did some other movie rip the next bit off later?
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Trixter of the Moon Council

trixter@retro.pizza

I'd ask why they have cells here but...

cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza

Proud Owlbear

I'm gonna lose a lot of sympathy for these blind dudes if they hurt that dog.

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt

sean

sean@skj.social

He just needs some Amontillado.

klu9

klu9@ohai.social

They ought to turn off all the lights

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

just lock him in there. one single bottle of whiskey and never heard from again.

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

They gonna rub him down in bacon grease and let Shane eat 'im?

Louisa

Louisa@mastodon.xyz

#monsterdon I could watch a dog actor eat bacon all day

@kshernandez Yeah Internet Archive is down right now - I'm guessing because of a power outage

OMG the Major is just completely clueless about his dog

Violinknitter@wandering.shop

Violinknitter

ARE THEY GOING TO BRIBE THE DOG?!?!?

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt

conquest_of_biscuits

#monsterdon
#TalesFromTheCrypt1972
bacon bacon bacon!

Yes, *that* dawn person

thatdawnperson@toot.cat

Crypt Monk, are these the shadows of things that will be? Why are you showing me this if I’m doomed to karma? #monsterdon

Eat the rich

#TalesFromtheCrypt1972
#monsterdon
Non from any violence that I know of, but from morally corrupt training and poor company at least.

sean

sean@skj.social

Is Carter the fella from Clockwork Orange?

"Try the wiiiine!"

Nazo

nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

@whiskeysailor The movie is really working to establish our hatred of that man above all others so far, lol.

cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖

xerozohar@retro.pizza

I'm gonna need a doctor from the increased blood pressure this fucker's giving me #monsterdon

Proud Owlbear

So… this brave army guy can't fight elderly blind people himself?

…
Goddamn dude. You woulda been run outta my squadron on a fucking rail.

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

oh so _shane_ gets a blanket

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

"who wants a doctor?"

you're gonna need one in a minute, sir.

nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

Mister Softie :dp_knife:

whiskeysailor@sickos.lol

Wow really want this dude to get it, ablest monster
#monsterdon

Nazo

Siccing your dog on a bunch of blind people is definitely not a way to get angry Christmas ghosts coming for you then saying "nah, you're not worth saving."

Ben Ramsey

ramsey@don.monster

Enid makes poor life wishes.

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

Strangest place for the blind and not a white cane in the place.
#monsterdon

gwildor

jivens@beige.party

I have a worry for this dog..

Terencio

"Superintendent says wait for the trickle-down!"

SnoopJ

SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

@catzilla predates her by a few years, but yes, this is thatcherite-brand cruelty

raptop (𒀯 𒄷 𒄈𒀭𒁇)

Newpa_Hasai

@catzilla A bit before. (Thatcher became PM in 1979)

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

Lazarou

Maybe it should be handed over to Mr Carter, REVOLUTION!

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

Why should the visually impaired want to confine all their activities to daytime hours? I think the Major's got his argument turned the wrong way around #monsterdon

jonny (nonvenomous)

jonny@neuromatch.social

is "all blind people are basically daredevil guys" good representation or what #monsterdon

Bluedepth

#monsterdon There we go, hack and slash. Whack whack whack... anmd some thick pasta options, matybe some calamari…

Harvey Sandstrom

cd0

Oh so they can't see each other's visions and they're finally out of patience. #monsterdon

klu9

klu9@ohai.social

@Lazarou

Alsatians roaming the corridors, keeping the plebs in line?

LA Sooner

MatthewTitus88

From different angles the dog guy looks like both Bill Murray and John Wayne. #monsterdon

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖

xerozohar@retro.pizza

No blankets. Holiday Budget Cuts. #monsterdon

I bet you had blankets in the army

Violinknitter@wandering.shop

AmyFou 🕊️

amyfou@lingo.lol

#Monsterdon🏛️💀🔪🪞💝🧙😱

BINGO thanks @cherizilla

Violinknitter

So this whole movie is about how rich people are terrible?

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

He's so smug because he to inbox zero.
#monsterdon

@aburka This is also like 90% of team meetings in corporate America

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

Finally we've gotten around to ableism #monsterdon

Lazarou

Shane contains his lover's soul. It's awkward...he's had to move town a lot...

SamsaG

samsagreg

oh I forgot it's a home for the blind #Monsterdon

Y'know what'd be fun: a movie from the perspective of the monkey's paw spirit, listening to wishes come in and trying to figure out how best to fuck with the people making them

...actually that'd be a sweet RPG campaign too