Another great idea to repeat.

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@catzilla one of those somebody links to a redfin listing or something

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I wish for infinite wishes! *The universe implodes*

And thus concludes the comforting tale that wicked men get their just deserts.

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ahh the old wishes trick, never goes wrong!

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I am astounded that someone actually knows about such things as the Monkey's Paw, and tried to pay attention!
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Wait, so, like... The statue just... spawned the Road Rash biker? Because there is zero establishment for why this person exists...

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ring ring

Publisher's Clearing House... you are the new winner!

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You can always DO the Monkey's Paw. Everyone has, but specifically lampshading it feels off
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look, all the 'storybook nonsense' with three wishes make it very clear you should not make any wishes

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I lost the beginning in so I guess I''m getting lost in texturessss....

(this whole movie is very cinematic and visually thoughtful and i like it.)

@Lazarou "Howard, Howard Lannister!" #WrongQuote #WrongMovie #monsterdon

nice of this ancient chinese statue to have writing in english. (-_-)

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@allanb essentially.

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PERMACULTURE

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@Lazarou tales from the crypto! #monsterdon

Curse these MFers for messing with Admiral Tarkin's prized rose garden!

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Hahaha that one was good

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"What am I doing here?"

...that's a good story for another time

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AGH WHO IS THE DESK GUY I KNOW HIM REALLY WELL WHAT IS IT

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Once again, not enough freakin' blood for the nature of the wound. Not only cheaped out on fake blood quality, but underestimated quantity by two whole orders of magnitude. FX department gets an F! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Oh look, it's British Steven Segal.

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@Newpa_Hasai better than a hand on his drawers! #monsterdon

@Lazarou

They have hearts??

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It's true. I really did leave my heart in San Francisco. #monsterdon

Did they take all the Valentines Day cards from Grimsdale’s house, so any investigators wouldn’t find them?

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lol the hearts still beating #Monsterdon

took me a sec to figure out which organ that was
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nice they actually tried with the liquefied eyeballs truth there!
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Why does he have a hand on the desk?

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#monsterdon i'm realizing now they are father and son and not evil gay real estate lovers.

Ah, the Draugr are coming for Valentine's Day!

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Never have I wanted a zombie to eat a human being as much as tonight...

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aw yeah

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It's zombie time? I bet it is!

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(and yes I realize I spelled "Tales" wrong, but heck with it I'm running with it now. ;)

#monsterdon Hah. When this scene starts there's already a stack of cards burning in the fire from a previous take.

:sickos: :sickos2:

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How like life, the most dangerous monsters are people.

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Grimsdyke all the handwriting is the same! It’s the saaaaame!

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He only did that after casting a horrid spell of retribution that consumed his sole to animate the means of his ultimate vengeance, possibly toy themed but ideally horrific and painful? Right? Right? #Monsterdon

online harrassment was a lot more expensive when you had to do it by post

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GRIMSDYKES REVENGE!

...will be the name of my spaceship

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and your son did murder him.

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(i can't even watch a funeral scene without Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust playing through my head)

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Oh so this dude is a one man HOA?

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The very worst kind of bullying: Valentine's Day postal bullying

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also, i don't know what this dad is giving his son all these looks for, you're the one who raised this dick, SIR.

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This is social media before the internet #Monsterdon

Cyberbullying by mail. #Monsterdon

That last card was awful. People are monsters.

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They put his name on the publisher's clearinghouse sweepstakes AND the Columbia Record Club. There's no other choice. He will have to sell and move.
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This vignette brings to mind a second Irish Rovers song. Is this going the way of Minstrel of Cranberry Lane?

hateful Valentines is so cruel. The village must die #monsterdon

Valentines? Diabolical.

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@amyfou

UK in 1972 he had a Raleigh Chopper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raleigh_Chopper

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Cannot wait for this Tory Boy to get his....

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ah. fucking landlord.

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that boy had a nice schwinn stingray bike with the banana seat and the high handle bars

Yes get the British HOA karens involved. #monsterdon

oooff, they're pulling the nonce card!

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sadly this sort of scapegoating is the norm for vulnerable adults living alone #monsterdon

They had stylish planchettes in the 1970s

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eh. a cat woulda killed the bad guys by now.

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"Are there no poor houses?" sez young rich man

My wife would be very upset at this movie...

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Oh, my god, this gambling ad is one of the trashiest I've ever seen. :-( #monsterdon

OH NO hh's got the SERIOUS automatic writing planchette!!!

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@CactuarJoe certainly not well done #monsterdon

I am hoping Grimsdyke unleashes a vengeful spirit on the ass hole neighbor. #Monsterdon

@Wynter perfect 10/10

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Woah he's got Ouija board DLC

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Waow, a Luigi board AND automatic scribbling. He's a real medium. #Monsterdon

DANG? All that work and she wrote DANG?!

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We need doesthedoggetarrested.com

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legally distinct ouija board powers activate

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The ghost of his wife will be like, "Hold my beer, darling," and go unleash some paranormal terror

I mean, I hope

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leave the doggies alone you bastards! #monsterdon

Hey, I know who that guy in the robe is. Didn't he play chess with Max von Sydow once?

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see? this wouldna happened if you were part of the EU!

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Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat

Lonnie: I say, I say, I say!
Les: Not you again!
Lonnie: My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
Les: How do you know it's full?
Lonnie: 'Cause there's not mushroom inside

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🎵Peter Cushing the dustman
He wears a dustman's cap

@cd0 grammar is scary! #TheGhostOfFuturePerfectPastTense #HighPitchedLittleGirlScreams #monsterdon

Dustman is a much cooler title than garbageman, like a B-movie superhero name or something.

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Chekov's dog kennel?
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we shall PRUNE our way to victory!

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@hollie Well, this just entered the Twilight Zone, eh?

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grimsdyke? like, a halloween-coded butch lesbian? coz i would watch that too. (^_^)

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Those stone steps give me an early #monsterdonbingo! 🥳 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Why didn’t the Crypt-keeper introduce this movie? I thought he always introduced the stories?

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mfer looking out the window like Squidward

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I assure you, I have a purpose. Okay, so you're middle management. Can I talk to your boss?

I rather like that furniture. #monsterdon

There is an appalling lack of coffee in this movie. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@Lazarou

"Cause and Effect"

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Oh, are we trapped in this segment now?
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I dig Crypt Keepr's hoodie....

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'Next, on "Garish Head-Wound Theatre"….'

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@CactuarJoe holiday budget cu.. wait I made this joke already #monsterdon