This is a cool prequel to Lost

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WELP THAT WAS GRIM * 3 (and also, WORST GROUNDHOG DAY LOOP EVER)

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A car crash so good, they had to do it twice!

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horrorception?

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nooo not again! you're supposed to do something different the next time around!

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@strangefour #monsterdon

Two astronauts: "Always have been"

"Oh I'm the monster now?"
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The car looked like it was floating above the ground like a shack in Fallout 4.

Wow, rude
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AAAH MY GAWD IT'S A REPUBLICAN (tory?) #monsterdon

His haircut's not that bad #Monsterdon

She does not look like she knows he loves her #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe It's a surprise! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

I'm missing something with the gloves

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@ProngSprong_nCloven #monsterdon

"...and what were you going to do after this?"

"I was.... going to go edit a movie...!"

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Editors killing it.

lol, there's that fake blood again....

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she is way out of his league though.....

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Who is convincing who, here?

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her face the moment he mentioned the kids...

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Susan looks like she’s holding her nose without holding her nose

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she looks like, "you LOVE me??? eugh."

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@blogdiva Hell is the endless timeless New Jersey DMV. Purgatory is a middle of no where upstate NY DMV that takes 15 minutes tops.
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lol, heterosexuals...

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@CactuarJoe Oh no that's the worst kind

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#monsterdon Apparently the crypt keeper had a contextual stutter. lol

Looks like someone's stepping out for milk and cigarettes…

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Well the dialogue between the Joan Collins character and her daughter is all Santa Claus oriented, so no Bechdel pass there #monsterdon

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Let me guess, The Pantone Colour of the year for 1972 was Rosso Corso

#inLoudDrunkedVoice Lasst Christmas I gave you my heeeaaaarrrtttt🎶 #ThatWasAdifferentHashtag #IYKYK #Monsterdon

@Terencio She should have let the santa guy in! Bash him with something else, frame him, a good plan allows for improvisation! #monsterdon

A longstanding #monsterdon tradition of blood on film brought to you by people who have never actually seen blood of any sort and are relying on third party descriptions to get it right.

NO AND THEN! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Highly unorthodox for Santa to enter from the first floor #monsterdon

Oh wait I think I have it!

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#monsterdon That christmas tree is a mutant travesty.

lol, what an odd story to tell at a party....

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I appear to have a bingo already!

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Wait, was that supposed to be choking?

By rubbing her shoulders and the back of her neck?

You sure?

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@Mikal #monsterdon

At least it's not Mariah Carey...

Did he massage her to death? #monsterdon

Oh that looks like a really nice neck massage there...

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#monsterdon These are cool phones.

I want one. I'd get a bluetooth adapter for it.

I'm guessing the replaced the will or ownership document in the vault with a different one more favorable to her?

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Listen lady, you're a cold-blooded killer. I think you can handle some guy who just got out of the pen.

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Just thinking how League of Gentlemen/ Inside No 9 do this sort of thing better...

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Sir Ralph Richardson.

Crypt Keeper.
Dragonslayer.
Supreme Being.

Take your pick.

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You know, blood isn't actually that hard to wash off.

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Joanne tries to leave out the back door, then gets grabbed by the Murder Santa, so she bars her windows and tosses her husband's body down the stairs to the cellar, trying to not alert her (not-quite) sleeping child.

Then she gets the spatula and the wineglass to pick up all the left-over red paint... I mean blood. She pours some on her husband's head to make it look like he fell down the stairs, then cleans up the mess (to Christmas Carols, of course).

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Why is his blood the colour of American Heinz ketchup? If she hadn't have offed him certainly he would've perished from whatever blood disorder he had #Monsterdon

All those colors and she chose a boring one…

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Out damned spot
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OUT, OUT DAMN SPOT #monsterdon

My sister got a bingo even before the first commercial!

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That paint doesn’t look any more blood-like in the water #Monsterdon

Sorry Joan. That Luminol shit picks up EVERYTHING. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

real great job there lady macbeth

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Out damned spot!

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The stuntman definitely dislocated his shoulder on that fall.

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#monsterdon It's likely latex paint so here's hoping she's not downwind of that burning paint.

Tuck and roll! #Monsterdon

He bleeds oil paint. That's very normal.

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@CactuarJoe

Except for Elvis

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#monsterdon This has police squad written all over it… hhahahaah

oww that stair fall looks painful. i mean he's dead, but for the stuntman

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They had stylish telephones in the 70s

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That's what they thought 'futuristic' phones would look like in the 70s. Never happened. Not in AMERICA ANYWAY> #monsterdon

honestly whoever picked that pink and moss carpet deserves to die

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Dayum, why don't we ever see shutters like this in zombie movies. Or did we in the will smith one? #monsterdon

So… it's Assault on Precinct 13, but with Joan Collins and Santa?

…

You know what? I'm here for that.

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Oh Santa, you forgot your present.

That didn't take long #Bingo

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optimal #monsterdon is ignoring the film & laughing at crazy toots

HAHAAH. Oh fuck I can't dial 999!! I just killed my husband. #monsterdon

"Oh no! If Santa finds out I murdered a guy, I'll get coal in my stocking for sure!"

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back in my day when we killed people we had "a plan" and didn't do it when we were anticipating a visit from a haunted santa #monsterdon

Wait, is she going to just start murdering eveyone?
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The deranged man in the santa costume will be pretty upset Joan Collins stole his kill.

HO.
HO.
HO. #monsterdon

was her death husband Max Von Sydow?

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Let him in! The perfect alibi! #monsterdon

Now I know why my wife is aggressively opposed to white rugs.

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#monsterdon Murdering someone on a white carpet should be enough to make an insanity defense.

I don't know how he was even alive if he was apparently filled with red paint. #monsterdon

Wow that is very tempera blood.

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@allanb The belt is giving 80's vibes for a 70's movie.
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@flowerpot Poor kid... talking to a dead guy... #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

oh, I guess a fireplace poker thinger.

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@pngwen it's important the carpet matches the drapes?! #barfingnoises #monsterdon

Checkov's brooch!
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NGL I love 70s muder woman look
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To be fair being a mother of small children during a busy holiday season _can_ fill you with thoughts of murder

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"Be right there, sweetie, just finishing up killing your father."

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#Monsterdon tricked me into watching a Christmas movie! :oh_no_bubble:

Daddy's dead tired sweetie. Let's leave him to his nap. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Joan Collins says: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

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Joan Collins has mad Lindsay Lohan vibes #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon well, what a great wife?

@bunnyhero is a Christmas movie?! #TryFire #monsterdon

There are kids?!!!!
She murdered her husband with the kids upstairs?!
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