lol owned

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Hey, this is what the Joker meant about the loyalty of hungry dogs, right?

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I hope I have as a good a team when I get to assisted living, damn! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Enrichment is important! #monsterdon

shaving it close here

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Death by a thousand cuts

And then Shane

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This is wildly elaborate. No wonder they were working for days.

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see they have no problem with the dog #monsterdon

welcome to tantalizing tetanus trail!

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That can't be a fun thing to build while blind...

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Come the Revolution this what we do with the Oligarchs....

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The first blade pulls and the second blade cuts

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WATCH: Man hungry for a raw dogging begs to take on 25 men at once (18+)
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razor why i hardly

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look, as long as Shane gets a good meal out of all this

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Justice is blind. I am going to hell for saying this. I know.

This is a properly creepy scene, more so than entire movies we’ve watched here before #Monsterdon

Well actually he ought to be more concerned about receiving water than food, if he wants to stay alive #monsterdon

the use of suspense in this movie is quite good

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Oh Major Rogers, you done messed with the wrong group of blind people, you're royally f**ked now.

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This is taking a loooooong time

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(i also appreciate that it's all cuts of the same shot of the doggo. props to a production that didn't keep the doggo locked in a tiny room any longer than strictly neccesary.

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honestly it's like fucking shakespeare

arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf!

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@diazona It is!
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How is this movie not over yet?

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nice dog you got there. would be a... shane if anything happened to him #monsterdon

I feel that feeding a dog human flesh is not recommended by the majority of vets #monsterdon

@allanb TBH still better than average for #Monsterdon

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Promisingly guillotine shaped project there. #Monsterdon

When you unionise you can do ANYTHING #Monsterdon

Chunky bacon

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I like where this is going so far. He is literally blind to their plans. #Monsterdon

Oh wait. Have I seen this part of the movie before? or did some other movie rip the next bit off later?
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I'd ask why they have cells here but...

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I'm gonna lose a lot of sympathy for these blind dudes if they hurt that dog.

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He just needs some Amontillado.

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They ought to turn off all the lights

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just lock him in there. one single bottle of whiskey and never heard from again.

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They gonna rub him down in bacon grease and let Shane eat 'im?

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#monsterdon I could watch a dog actor eat bacon all day

@kshernandez Yeah Internet Archive is down right now - I'm guessing because of a power outage

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OMG the Major is just completely clueless about his dog

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ARE THEY GOING TO BRIBE THE DOG?!?!?

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bacon bacon bacon!

Eat the rich

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Non from any violence that I know of, but from morally corrupt training and poor company at least.

Is Carter the fella from Clockwork Orange?

"Try the wiiiine!"

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@whiskeysailor The movie is really working to establish our hatred of that man above all others so far, lol.

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I'm gonna need a doctor from the increased blood pressure this fucker's giving me #monsterdon

So… this brave army guy can't fight elderly blind people himself?

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Goddamn dude. You woulda been run outta my squadron on a fucking rail.

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oh so _shane_ gets a blanket

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"who wants a doctor?"

you're gonna need one in a minute, sir.

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Wow really want this dude to get it, ablest monster
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Siccing your dog on a bunch of blind people is definitely not a way to get angry Christmas ghosts coming for you then saying "nah, you're not worth saving."

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Strangest place for the blind and not a white cane in the place.
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I have a worry for this dog..

"Superintendent says wait for the trickle-down!"

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@catzilla predates her by a few years, but yes, this is thatcherite-brand cruelty

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@catzilla A bit before. (Thatcher became PM in 1979)

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Maybe it should be handed over to Mr Carter, REVOLUTION!

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Why should the visually impaired want to confine all their activities to daytime hours? I think the Major's got his argument turned the wrong way around #monsterdon

is "all blind people are basically daredevil guys" good representation or what #monsterdon

#monsterdon There we go, hack and slash. Whack whack whack... anmd some thick pasta options, matybe some calamari…

Oh so they can't see each other's visions and they're finally out of patience. #monsterdon

@Lazarou

Alsatians roaming the corridors, keeping the plebs in line?

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From different angles the dog guy looks like both Bill Murray and John Wayne. #monsterdon

No blankets. Holiday Budget Cuts. #monsterdon

I bet you had blankets in the army

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BINGO thanks @cherizilla

So this whole movie is about how rich people are terrible?

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He's so smug because he to inbox zero.
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@aburka This is also like 90% of team meetings in corporate America

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Finally we've gotten around to ableism #monsterdon

Shane contains his lover's soul. It's awkward...he's had to move town a lot...

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oh I forgot it's a home for the blind #Monsterdon

Y'know what'd be fun: a movie from the perspective of the monkey's paw spirit, listening to wishes come in and trying to figure out how best to fuck with the people making them

...actually that'd be a sweet RPG campaign too

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"pleased" to "deal" with them #monsterdon

Doggo looks like 'Bear' from Person of Interest. #monsterdon

Is there coffee? YES! FINALLY! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

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You can't just call people 'good boy' casually like that anymore.

They might make a for-real simp noises.

oh yeah this one's great, I forgot how good most of the stories are in this one #Monsterdon

DOGGO

Please don't be mean to rhe doggo this time :(

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To be fair, it would be funny to have one normal person who actually doesn't need a warning.

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#monsterdon lol wait!!!! The magic pallbearers brought him home "just before the accident", so already dead from a heart attack is plausible

Already embalmed IS NOT

That's like how we fix bugs at work
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lol, enid went for the destruct option

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To be fair, Enid really never studied for proper wishmaking #monsterdon

She's gonna make 500 long ham sandwiches, all of which will be still alive and screaming

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NOPE YOU SAID FOREVER

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yeah, lady, you forgot to wish for eternal health, or youth or something. thought you said you were going to be careful with this wish.

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But she wanted him alive forever.

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And by opening the box, they have scored me a #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Undertaker does fast work.

"I don't want him to die ever." You wished too hard! We have an Asphyx on our hands!
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Is this coffin a PC

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Wish for some good strong coffee, lady. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@samsagreg That or some basic deductive reasoning

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British Leyland in the 1970s? I'm amazed they could run long enough to build up speed for a skid!

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Texture Break covering thermal limitations of thalmaturgy.

points for trying to be smart.

Lady...

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