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Okay, everyone worried about Alive Forever Guy --

His case was loud enough it spend a few decades in paper push before being approved to forward to a small gods' workflow for exception. The queue isn't as bad as the paperpush.

So. His Awareness within the Narative just had a delayed arrival at reconciliation lol.

What remains of his cells is doing Kojima nightmare stuff in a scifi timeline.

/jk

@apLundell What did we learn? #monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @RobynGoodfellow and he seemed quite proud of it too #Monsterdon

@kshernandez Maybe??? If *that's* a mortal sin, tho, I'm kind of worried because I've made some pretty poorly thought-out choices in my time, too. Am I gonna get sent to hell for asking for a milkshake when I knew I wasn't gonna be able to finish it? #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ @moira

I guess I should be glad I was a kid and didn't know any better, then.

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@kshernandez @CactuarJoe We all should know something about that

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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 memento mori, motherfuckers!

*fucks off into the crypt*

ok that was actually a lot of fun everybody <3

@thatdawnperson oh good point, maybe the sea of fire counts as an ocean off in which to fuck

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@CactuarJoe It's one of the greatest! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

@SnoopJ @diazona Oh, right, I had sort of forgotten about that. Though yeah, I agree.

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"Bunch of Tory arseholes get thrown into Hell. Merry Christmas!"

Dickens would have loved it!

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The first #Monsterdon since September that I haven't been working and instead I'm off to pickup a rental car 😅 Love seeing the commentary on my way, though.

lol, I like how the dog was a good boy in the end

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@diazona @SnoopJ I can't say I saw an orb (it was also on my card)

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there's lots of ren-faire-style shops online now fwiw.

@SnoopJ fair

...was there really no reflective orb at any point? huh

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That was so classic, so trope-tastic that I think it will go on a playlist for next Halloween. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon If I was shown a doorway to Hell, I would simply not walk through it.

Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #TalesFromTheCrypt, from 1972, was the origin of our favorite Crypt Keeper! We also had,

perhaps... YOU!

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So this guy just runs the orientation session for Hell.

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lol, "Tories go to hell"

An excellent sentiment for Christmas!

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You're all dead fuckos....

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Now we know the origin of the Escape Room concept #monsterdon

That was delightfully fucked up

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"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boy."

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this revenge maze is superb...

...it's like a squid game or something

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It puts the BBQ sauce on its skin or it will get the hose again. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

ah hahahahahahahah did they build that door just so they could slam it in his face? that was amazing.

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Eh honestly the razor corridor does not seem like that much of an obstacle if you can see

Unless they start squeezing him, Death Star style

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Clever. Not a guillotine as such but still very much the means to his end. #Monsterdon

soldier, wrap your jacket around your arm....

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ruh roh, "He'll be fed alright" #monsterdon

@aburka 🤦 😂

These people deserve that pun though

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Hey, man, so that was Karma on the phone. Yeah, so he says that if you get snuck up on by a blind man, it wasn’t his fault, you’re just a fuckwit and to stop writing those bitchy editorials, yeah?
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This segment is kinda long and slow paced. But to good effect. The slow rising action works. And might somehow be better than Peter Cushing's nice old man acting.
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Trapped in the dog trap by a dog. #monsterdon

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I was thinkin a guillotine...

Oh yes Shane. Eat the rich! There's a good boy. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Santa's workshop!
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These old men are very handy.

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For anyone who was watching from the Internet Archive and experienced problems, you may want to tune in to https://miru.miyaku.media

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@gnomon This?

https://imcdb.org/vehicle_132493-Jensen-FF-119-070-1968.html

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I hope they are luring the dog and not going to harm the dog...

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@samsagreg @catzilla

Exactly, Heath *taxed* the rich. Thatcher lauded them and let them off the hook

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@RobynGoodfellow I don't think it's too bad tho, mostly trap him (iirc) #monsterdon

SNEAK has increased

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I'd kind of expect the blind guys to ambush him in the dark at some point, you know, tactical advantage? #monsterdon

I suspect Colonel Klink's gonna be seeing some red paint soon....

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"Which one is Greenwood?"

the dead one

Tory bastard....

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new boss goes from zero to "release the hounds" in less than 10 seconds

@Lazarou The opposite of a service dog #monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@samsagreg @catzilla

Thatcher elected in 1979, in 1972 PM was Ted Heath EDIT: who was definitely not Thatcherite. Both Tories but Thatcher was his polar opposite

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@MatthewTitus88 he's in a lot of horror stuff, forget his name #monsterdon

@catzilla earlier, by abt 10 yrs mb? #monsterdon

I'm betting against Brit Murray's eyes

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Was this from the Tatcher era? It feels a very anti-Tatcher movie #monsterdon

This is EXACTLY what Tory/Labour Austerity is all about, cunts like these...

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Glad to see this movie understands what makes a good Christmas movie (rich people are terrible)
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I didn't know there were Private Equity Owned long term care facilities in the 1970s #Monsterdon

turning off the heat is so cruel, this reminds of the Grimsdyke (Peter Cushing) story #Monsterdon

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ya'll don't worry.

headcanon, I go save that dog.

"I have considerable experience dealing with men from my time in the army"
😉
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This canteen is mysteriously without chatter...

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Lampshades are at 50%

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"I have considerable experience in dealing with men from my time in the army"

😜

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@diazona it's just like how my first grad school adviser was too busy to hold one-on-one meetings so he had "lab meetings" that were just serial one-on-ones with each of us with the rest listening bored because our research was so different that we didn't understand what was going on #monsterdon

BINGO :V
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Yeah that one didn't make logical sense. #Monsterdon

Is this bad-things-happen-to-people-who-deserve-it number 4 or 5? I've lost count and 70s british people are all pretty interchangeable. #monsterdon

#monsterdon this guy with the stolen Chinese relic looks like Robert Maxwell, blackmailer extraordinaire and Ghislaine’s father.

"Now, forever"

Well, alright then.

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so now she has a king's ransom and a dead body inexplicably in her living room. good for her.

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Think I'd prefer those dancing Ghanaian Undertakers...

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@CactuarJoe This lady is an asshole. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

"do you know the curse of the monkey's paw?"

"Oh yeah, that Simpsons episode, ...classic"

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this woman needs to read more #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is the crypt keeper the guy that played The Penguin in Batman, the tv show?

Oh don't pretend you miss Ralph that much, it's his money you married.

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They're not... even going to establish how he died?

Like the motorcycle ran his car off the road?

EDIT: I guess looking at the skull mask made him have a heart attack because it was so scary that this movie has a PG rating? 😁

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@Lazarou

You realized cuz he's wearing a Punisher mask?

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(I feel like @jalefkowit@vmst.io would instantly recognize this red car from nothing more than the enormous expanse of curved glass making up the entire rear quarter of the cab)

Also: hoo boy, this pursuit music

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Is that red car an Aston Martin?

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@CactuarJoe that's how the rich do it, baybee #monsterdon

this guy's house would definitely fit right in with zillogonewild

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Wait, why is it written in English and not Chinese?

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"do you remember what the strange man said in the shop?"

"don't feed it after midnight?" #monsterdon

"My beautiful things!"

Capitalism

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Lol, more tories...

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so this is just an anthology mashup of some Tales from the Crypts
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#monsterdon lol still beating heart!!!!

I was always scared of this movie cover at the video store as a kid, I didn't know it operated on haunted house rules

1972 Pantone color of the year again #Monsterdon

darn I was hoping he would scream like a girl scout
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Poor bastard got peek-a-boo'd to death. #Monsterdon

THE FIST OF A VENGEFUL GRIMSDYKE SHOVES THOUGH DRY EARTH AND CLAWS RESTLESSLY TOWARDS THE INFINITELY DARK SKY

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YOU BETTER SHOW THEM TOGETHER.
YOU BETTER MAKE THOSE ROCKS S N U G G L E.

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There better be some horrific payback coming....

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Man I forgot he killed himself. This is heartbreaking, I'm ready for revenge #Monsterdon

They mean-girl-texted him to death! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

I'll take rejected Hallmark cards for $1000....#monsterdon