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@moira yeah they're dropping the ball on subtitling the dog #monsterdon

I like how patient they are in building the gallows/guillotine...

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#monsterdon ohlawdhavemercy are they eating the dead guy?!?!?

are they building a gallows for him?

Or just feed him to the dog?

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this story is a socialist parable or something

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take his eyes

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You turned that dog into an Ableist snitch...

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@devilgirlbot YOU MUST HEED THE WARNING

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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST DAMNED HIM TO ETERNAL TORMENT #Monsterdon

Okay, the statue is just being a dick

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OKAY I GUESS THERE ARE OTHER CHARACTERS WHO READ "THE MONKEY'S PAW" NEVERMIND

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Oooo that's a bad idea. #Monsterdon

This changes tone suddenly and often. #monsterdon

Is it bad if you call out the Monkeys Paw and then just do the Monkey's Paw? Feels cheap.
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Thinks he's a Lannister now does he?

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Spaffed it all away on crypto, didn't he?

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Meanwhile, in a different room of the same house all the other stories have taken place in... #Monsterdon

They must've gotten a 2 for 1 deal on red paint.

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cyberbullying, snail-mail edition #monsterdon

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If the next story doesn't pick up, I'm off to a pallete cleanser. Like, fraggle rock or something.

Oh, right, the alcohol makes bingo #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@samsagreg #monsterdon

does the village die .com

awww, the dog escaped and came back! 💖

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Amazing how well ketchup and milk go together

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@flowerpot #monsterdon

if the dog has a TV, do you need a license for both the dog and the TV?

DOGGIES NO! . . . well atleast they get out of the movie and go to live upstate. that's far better fate than many Monsterdon dogs.
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@apLundell

I mean, right? Worst fake blood ever.

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Oh wait the second vignette decided to throw us a curve ball and have the guy be revealed as a zombie but then it was a dream but then it was not a dream and then it happened again. Okay.

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@ricci bro's crashing out

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The reveal is gonna be he woke up wearing a Barney mask. #Monsterdon

So a car crashed turned into a first person camera view of HP Lovecraft's the Outsider?
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I'm guessing that all of these characters are dead and they're being judged in the afterlife, which is why this weirdness is set in a catacomb with haunted doors.

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Anyway, I kind of liked the first little vignette? It was horror with an interesting tension of the wife trying to hide the murder and also hide from the Murder-Santa. #monsterdon

Oh he's definitely as sex tourist

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still don’t understand how we went from guys in business suits touring a crypt with sexier Elizabeth Hurley killing her husband so non-chalantly.

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Sometimes you just don't have two kills in one day in you.

Anyway, typical rogue coping: Get situational control.

BAD Santa!

(wait, wrong movie)

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First kill, just under 10 minutes

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He's a member of the Shriners, Order of the Tinsel Star. #Monsterdon

OH GOD IT'S THE SAREVOK FIGHT WE'RE NOT LEVELED FOR THIS IT'S THE START OF THE MOVIE #Monsterdon

Omg I hate losing my broach in the catacombs. It happens ALL the time. #monsterdon

"Stay with me and do not lose your way"

[outer-story protagonists immediately fall behind]

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Okay, movie time.

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"devil in disguise"... another movie about conservative politicians, huh?

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yep. it's all the Western Christian's fault...

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@bk1e omg

if that happens i will arf like a hyena :D

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@paco "Coke Face Of Sir Ralph Richardson" #Monsterdon

@apLundell the room probably fills up with lava if you wait too long or something, they've had time to work out all the loopholes...

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Cryptkeeper looks like he will create a Bone Temple after the Rage virus decimates the UK

@yatsu saw that one coming... #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ that's just the equivalent of the pearly gates: the tour from (of) hell

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@CactuarJoe @kshernandez For a *milkshake*? Yes, definitely. If it were, like, liver or kale, you'd be fine

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five minutes in, and already more use of public transportation than the whole previous movie.

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#monsterdon eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

I wonder what unlucky soul had his hand up that cryptkeeper...

Thank you @Taweret and #Monsterdon for a wonderful Christmas viewing! I'm going to go refuse to jump into the pit for all eternity and make the cryptkeeper wonder what he did wrong.

(organ intensifies)

@LuluHelle because they were pushed to it by Fascism

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Ok so that was stimulating and thoughtful..

I feel like these stories should have had title cards?

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and so they fucked off into hell

TY for joining, everyone!!

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Well, let's all just casually walk to the fire pit I guess.

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Don't lick that red paint; it's mostly lead

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That is way more elaborate than just "let the dog eat him" #monsterdon

#monsterdon they better not harm that googie or i will lose my shit

@saucerlost 4 means death?

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Door #4 is a theme, innit

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I like that the blind guys are highly competent

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So, takin' all bets. They gonna kill the Tory or just blind him? #Monsterdon

"In the interests of restitution the Committee has decided to take your Eyes!"

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@klu9 @catzilla oh thanks yeah I wasn't sure what year she started. Heath always makes me think of the Beatles' Taxman, which mentions him #monsterdon

#monsterdon why are the interiors in these old British movies various hues of greens? is green paint cheaper?

@catzilla Before I think?

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#monsterdon brits have a weird relationship with death

Ten bucks says he starts marching them around the plaza like a dipshit and kills half of them. #Monsterdon

Oh lord, it's the English jolly-pip what what sergeant major 9_9 #Monsterdon

It's like Enid never heard a single tale about being immortal, or vampires, or anything like that.....fucking Enid!

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Nice crossover with The Asphyx

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Oh you fucked that one up Enid...

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LOL amazing horror slapstick

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"do you know the story of the monkey's paw? it's not a story the jedi would tell you"

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I don't think I can't count this chase as a "Merry Chase", although the soundtrack *is* quite jaunty.

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#monsterdon LOL PCush’s character’s last name is Grimsdale

Oh no, there's a leatherman outside! She told him not to come until dark! #Monsterdon

"I wish for these rules to be ignored for as long as I wish"

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"That same shop we got the Mogwai...."

oooo, Cursed Monkey's Paw Tale

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lol "heartless"

get it

GET IT?

And there in the zombie note is his still-beating heart??

Because he's "heart" "less"??

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lol, and that's how you deal with tories!

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My god, that's the worst case of cardiomegaly I've ever seen! It's a wonder he lived that long.

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Yeah good idea, get your fingers ALL OVER the crime scene. #Monsterdon

Are you not going to show us the zombie eating the Tory?
Just more paint?

boooooo!

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"No work, no children, no one to make toys for. Guess I might as well start on that giant mech suit."

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"DANGER". Ok, this is not actionable advice. #monsterdon

This is how evil British Suburbia is you know...

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#monsterdon so what happened to the cheating guy's face?

"That man is too thrifty and kind! Such an asshole!"

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@Mikal @apLundell is it on purpose? like part of the Hays Code? #monsterdon

Grand Moff Tarkin after the Revolution....

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@SnoopJ I had identical thoughts at the same time. #monsterdon

So, uh, is he a zombie now or something?

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