Ho ho ho

Who needs an alibi

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@SnoopJ I think we will get the chance to vote on which one was the most evil #monsterdon

@LuluHelle Oh, that WON'T be a problem #TheyNeverTryFire #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 we are all murder woman hiding from evil santa when carolers come

*deliberate focus on newspaper that has nothing to do with the ominous radio announcement

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@yatsu Seriously, she clobbered that guy to death and his head didn't even move. I think she might be a samurai. #Monsterdon

that phone 😻

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5 minute crafts did not exist in 72 to help her with the blood stains on her carpet :(
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Yep those curtains will keep anything out.
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I can't have some other homicidal maniac horning in on my kill! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

4 locks? Is this a high crime area?

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I love how she's just killed her husband but she stops dragging his body long enough to consider that being murdered herself might be unpleasant and maybe we lock the door....

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@otheorange_tag

Liebfraumürder!

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and that’s why you donate to public radio #Monsterdon

Major faux pas to open a gift before Christmas day. I have a sneaking suspicion this is not a good person.
Also that other thing.
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"we interrupt these carols to tell you about a homicidal maniac on the loose. Merry Xmas!"

wondering how much product that bouncy hair took...

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Is she gonna blame it on homicidal santa? Seems like the perfect alibi. #monsterdon

Aw she was soooo close to saving the rug

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Get on the roof, Santa

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I think she's completely justified in missing that bulletin about the homicidal maniac in a Santa suit. She was busy cleaning up a little whoopsie. #Monsterdon

So much 1972 decor in this story.

Let the homicidal Santa in: it’s cold outside and maybe he just wants a cookie. #monsterdon

It was then she realized that white shag carpet was a huge mistake.

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#monsterdon was a x-mas fez a thing in the UK/the early 70's?

while typing: sriracha4blood

i think this lady could beat any homicidal maniac in a fight.

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Yes blame it on evil Santa. #monsterdon

Does their front door have 4 locks on it? Little paranoid much?

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Oh hey WE'RE in Burley!

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Love the analog world band radio. I used to have one like that. #Monsterdon

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Either this wallpaper goes or I do! CHOP!

@klu9 A ice wine! #monsterdon

Hey now. I prefer homicidally inclined thank you very much. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

They still had hospitals for the criminally insane in the 70s. Now they just stick 'em in executive boardrooms. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Looking at that bloodstained white rug is giving me so much anxiety #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 we have evil santa sign

You're gonna wanna get some club soda for that carpet.

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@rdm It's the dead waltons?! #monsterdon

So uh is this crypt tour happening on Christmas Eve?

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well that fireplace is danger incarnate
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Blood & brains on white shag. What's right for that, club soda?

Asking for a friend

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That blood is the fakest red paint blood I’ve ever seen

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So, like what's her plan here?

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I always smoke after a murder. #Monsterdon

Oh that's NEVER coming out of that shag. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Now that’s my kind of Christmas movie :blobCat_drink: #Monsterdon

Goodnight Daddy's corpse.
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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 that is not blood that is red tempera paint

She actually is waiting for Santa, they're going to run off together.

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All of the wallpaper in this house is amazing.

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Let's hope the little girl isn't the beneficary of the insurance. #monsterdon

@flowerpot it’s so hard to find a murder sitter #Monsterdon

If you are bad Santa will leave a lump of coal in your stocking then have your lady put a blade through your head so you better be good for Goodness Sake #Monsterdon

Wow. Some blood. Dude worked his whole life at Dupont and basically had paint for blood.
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She is a remarkably calm murderer

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"Night Daddy!"
Girl, if you only knew.
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Night, daddy! Sleep well forever!

No, child, Santa has forsaken our house and home.

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#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt #MonsterdonSavesChristmas

Can't I murder your father in peace!

#monsterdon A lot of recent Monsterdon films have featured catacombs.

“Just a minute, darling! Mummy needs to take care of your father’s dead body, first.”

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That outfit Hot Woman has on is AMAZING!! The pants, the bracelets, the belt, the V neck, all of it #Monsterdon

santa came for mommy. maybe a different santa will be back for you, honey.

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Is that Diana Rigg?

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She stabbed the guy with her kids right upstairs on Christmas Eve.

Damn. That's fuckin' cold.

I am impressed. 👍

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@aburka I'm assuming this is like a flashback or vision or something

The last thing said in the crypt was something like "what do you plan to do later?"

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Joan Collins doing a robbery.
That character would be the kind of mum to demand you call them by first name so they seem younger.
NOT MUMMY!
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Never ever have a white rug if you plan on A) murdering someone or B) drinking red wine in that room. Such a simple home decorating mistake so many people make.
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"...Daddy had an argument with the cranberry sauce."

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#monsterdon Now it's gonna smell ever so faintly as pork in this place…

What a weird injury she managed from behind with a sword.

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Ah suddenly I can see my posts again. It's a christmas miracle.
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Look, part of the elements of murder is the premeditation. You couldn't get an f'ing babysitter?! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Our art director for this evening is indeed Tony Curtis. Only it's a different Tony Curtis. This one also did the art direction for Krull. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 my "i have life insurance on my husband who i just murdered" documents are raising questions that are answered by my documents

Festive insurance fraud #monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

tuned out during the religious music, how did they get out of the escape room #monsterdon

I mean, having to keep up that hairstyle would drive me to murder too, really.

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Oh no, I was taking Christmas treats out of the oven and I didn’t see Hot Girl murder Sweet Old Man

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"Have you finished murdering Daddy yet?"

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That red said "artificial cherry" way more than it said "blood"

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slay ride

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Better call the maid.

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I wonder how many #KidsTheseDays can't read that card? #Monsterdon #TalesOfTheCryptmas

This #Monsterdon Dynasty episode is wild.

She killed him with raspberry sauce

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I… wait, did I miss something?

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Merry Christmas Joan
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Didn’t think we’d make it back from a holiday thing in time. But coasting into tonight’s #Monsterdon to see Tales from the Crypt (1972). Let’s go!

@sean eee eeeeee eeeeeee #monsterdon

@diazona that's the question, ain't it? #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Only thing to do now is go through his pockets for loose change.
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what's with the hats? #monsterdon

@ketmorco @diazona gotta thin the herd to find the keepers #Monsterdon

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal #monsterdon

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Party hat murder!

Are my posts visible?
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@Newpa_Hasai British Fezmas?

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I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

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That seems like a party foul to me. Judges? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

That doesn't seem like enough blood from a head wound. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972