@diazona Yeah. The anti-life? #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Fabulous art. Not at all tacky.

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Best wife in the world!
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Richard is hitting the sippy sippy a bit early if he is going to stay awake for guests.
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@kshernandez ...is a person half full of life or half empty of life? 🤔

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@LuluHelle do we have to choose? #monsterdon

OK that stuffed frog is scarier than any of the ones @Taweret has graced us with.

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okay, that is an amazingly swank telly in 1972, I will grant some points.

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Does anyone actually kiss a piece of paper (letter, note) before giving it to someone else?

And I mean not with lipstick on to leave an obvious mark.

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nobody puts fezzes in the party hat collection anymore

Why don't I have a fez that's made of christmas wrap? #monsterdon

Wow, movie presents that are wrapped realistically and not a box and a lid wrapped separately so they can be opened without anyone ripping anything

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I'm sure I'm going to say this many, many, MANY times, tonight, but...

What the hell is with this decor 1970s!?

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gawd that some scary decor #monsterdon

wow a shortwave radio....

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Oh good, it's a Christmas film. 😃
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So far it's more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard

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It is a Christmas Movie 🎄
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It's like they're trying to fill up my bingo card.

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@kshernandez I dunno if anything in this movie is full of life

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I bet the appliances are in mustard yellow too. Thanks, 1970s. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Ralph Richardson! I just recently re-watched Dragonslayer. He was so good as Ulrich.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/848-dragonslayer

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My plans are stored on an astromech droid, sorry robe dude.

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Oh Richard, I'm betting Joanne isn't so great in the long run. #Monsterdon

Lot of long panoramic shots of mundane scenes

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I swear to god, if that tree has a face, I'm turning this off.

(The right people will get it… #RiffTraxx)

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@elaterite

Pure asbestos

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#monsterdon These credits just keep going, huh?

Just as well, I needed something to fastforward past to catch up.

It is a Christmas movie after all

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"You will now be subjected to our THREE HOUR EDUCATIONAL VIDEO!!!! mwahahahahaha"

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See it is a Christmas movie
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So young, so full of life. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Suburban log burners are pollution....

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That must be the very first fire lit in that white fireplace.
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That's very... fezstive. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Happy Christmas Monsterdon !
Never trust a white British man in a fez.
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#monsterdon "My plans when I leave? I haven't thought about it. Get killed by Santa Claus I guess."

CHRISTMAS MUSIC

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I'm digging that frog pillow #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 that frog plushie tho

I want that stuffed frog, please!!! #Monsterdon

Little headline: Screams Scare Off Bandit. Nice touch. #monsterdon

Dude, it's none of your business what my plans are.
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Skull faced throne is skull faced.
"We're in a hurry!"
Then why are you touring some crypt?

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Plans.

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what a nice place. i'd like to go back to the crypt please.

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deck the halls with boughs of FOLLY

NYEHEHEHEHE #monsterdon

Immediately thinking of Ralph Richardson as the Supreme Being from Time Bandits. #monsterdon

“I assure you, I have a porpoise.”

John McAfee

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Eeerily white fireplace. Wtf. #monsterdon

I would bluescreen on the "what are your plans" question, too

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Didn't expect to see a Planet of the Apes Mutant here, but okay, I'll roll with it

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"What is your mother's maiden name? The name of your first pet? Favorite sports team?"
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"What are your plans when you leave here?"
"Plans?"
"Plan means keikaku."

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#monsterdon It gets overused so much that it's beyond a cliché now but JS Bach really did good w/ Tocata & Fugue in d. Spooky as hell, simple enough for an intermediate keyboardist to work up, just too much fun.

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Meanwhile, at Christmas..

Today's secret word is "Plans". W/e you have some "plans", scream real loud. #Monsterdon

Old Christmas trees look so weird and scraggly to me

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What's up with the white fireplace?

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here we go! the seasonal content begins!

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That's quite the way to ask for a date>?

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"Plans" What is she, an architect?

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Well, I hope this only lasts 90 minutes, mysterious figure, because I need to get out on the road before the end credit scroll jams everything up. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#monsterdon a lot more flagstones and walls made of spraypainted cement than you usually see in an English crypt, but sure

@jivens will do!

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Is this an Elden Ring room? Is that monk going to turn into a big monster with too many arms and fingers?
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this tour guide doesn't believe in taking head counts

"...a porpoise?"
"No a purpose."
"That's what I said."

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The appointment was a PLAN-MAKING appointment!

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Could I see your passes please?

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Why don't you come in and have a seat. I promise it's not like Pirithous and Theseus in Hades or anything.

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@ketmorco You have to either lose none of your followers or ALL of your followers

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"I have an appointment" is so funny for some reason
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Ah, he's much more like the Crypt Keeper in the comics. No puppets needed that way! #Monsterdon

I really can't wait I HAVE AN apPoiNtMenT lol

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Sit. Admire my giant skull wall.

@LuluHelle they all got vaccinated for AMD (Ancient medieval diseases) #Monsterdon

Hope there's a rogue in the party #monsterdon

See, it’s The Monk

I told you it’s Doctor Who

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I SAID SIT! [cracks whip]

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I thought I had seen this before but I think I got it mixed up with the Vault of Horror #Monsterdon

Great, another timeshare pitch. #monsterdon

Dude, don't take a crypt tour if you have an appointment!
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Their Tripadvisor reviews aren't going to be good #Monsterdon

OMG is that Jackie Collins sister?

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@whiskeysailor Well they didn't update the name, so... This torch amplification by simulated emission of radiation #monsterdon

That guy looks like Doug McLure and Alec Baldwin had a baby.

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I don't think i knew this was so talent-loaded!

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Wait, these idiots already got separated from the tour guide? #Monsterdon

THEAR'S NO WAE OAT THEAR
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That tour guide promptly loses his followers. How does he still have a job? #Monsterdon

You can tell this is a British movie because they use the regional variant “it’s a tossup” instead of the standard “fuck if I know”.
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These are also the most British gentlefolk for a #Monsterdon movie to date

I had this He-Man action playset

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Oh Hey! It's the Supreme Being! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

“Let’s go back”

That door knows how to take a cue

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Ah movie! I missed whatever the intro was. Well I heard some of the LOUD organ music from a few rooms away as I was cutting cake.
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Before you leave this room from me

You must answer my questions three!!

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They're lost. They don't think to yell "hey, where'd everyone go?" and the tour guide never doubled back for them...

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Root post for Tales From The Crypt (1972) #monsterdon