Definitely early 70s with that Raleigh Chopper bicycle

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ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@bunnyhero @blogdiva Did you say this was a British fil.... nuthin! #monsterdon

Is he praying to his dead wife?

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Dogs need licenses in the UK?
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I think it has been established this guy is terrible
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Never a Sith Lord around when you need one. #monsterdon

Can you burn a Luigi board?

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The stark fist of classism clenches around Mr Grimsdyke. Time to do some summoning. #Monsterdon

posh boy needs shoved down stairs by Joan.
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Okay, the dogs offense is worthy of murder.

I’m fond of the orb. The dust man has lovely treasures and shithole neighbours. #monsterdon

Framing the dogs?! This had better be epic. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 i smell a real estate murder plot

Wi-Fi? Is grimsdyke from the future?

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oh no! not the puppies!

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This qualifies as terrorism in most HOAs. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

okay I remember this one kinda. I'm gonna look for the cookie lid again. its probably under the bed

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Where is the swift karma for terrible human number three? We get to see Peter Cushing as a lovable, junkyard Santa-type and this guy is all worried about curb appeal and property values. Where is the meteor with this ass's name on it? #Monsterdon

Fucking gentrifiers...

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If a digging fork is seen in the first act, it will be used for murder in the third act.

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"Remember when the dustmen were 'ard?"

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this guy is a dick he should be the next victim #monsterdon

@cuttlefish lol are they gay hadn't thought of that. interesting... #monsterdon

I don't care if the kids like him he is A Poor and it is ruining the character of our properly posh neighbourhood #Monsterdon

the old man makeup makes him look like a gerry and sylvia anderson puppet

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@apLundell @Taweret makes me think the writer for that segment should have thinked harder

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@blogdiva i wonder if the film producers are ashy, balding guys with marginally good teeth #monsterdon

Little on the nose to have the rich snob literally walk like he’s got a stick up his ass, don’t you think?
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The man digging up the rose bushes his neighbor loves? Deserves whatever he gets

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This guy looks like Billy Joel. Just trashing the rose bushes for a lark. #Monsterdon

I'm ok with all the bad things happening to this dude.
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You must... Increase your bust #Monsterdon

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this young man has excessively fluffy hair and, apparently, a grudge against roses

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 haha rich people rivalries

The accents have been getting slowly more indecipherable until I had to turn on the subtitles. #Monsterdon

are these gay landlord murderers or what? #monsterdon

I mean, his house is in better shape than mine.

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This guy def votes right
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#monsterdon zoning laws allow you to keep a small dog coop on your lawn, for the eggs

How have the poshos got a house and clothing which is stuck in the Victorian era? Is this their curse?
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I mean what kind of 20 year old buys the Daily Mail?

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Oh those puppies better be safe…

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He's not that bad of a collector

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Is this a screed against reduce reuse recycle, which phrase I think came into vogue around this time?

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Who picks up your garbage though?

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That kid is a boomer and already acting so boomerish
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This guy hates upcyling #Monsterdon

Somehow this is set in the most Edwardian possible 1972

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Happier times for Grand Moff Tarkin

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"He didn't cross the road"

"Well, he's not a _chicken_."

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raleigh_Chopper

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And now a look at the less posh slice of British society #monsterdon

Grimsdyke seems like a genre I would be into. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

when he asked the crypt keeper what he wanted I was certain he was going to say ‘crackers’ #Monsterdon

That is MUCH too small of a dog kennel for all those dogs.
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@xerozohar If he's not Death I will be very disappointed. #Monsterdon

Children! Be careful! That man is responsible for killing billions of souls at one time, when he destroyed Alderaan.

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One of those recursive zombie nightmares ain't that a bitch

Maybe the moral of the story of this #Monsterdon is to do right by your lady?

Grand Mof Tarkin: The Ragamuffin years. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Mr. Grimscythe?

.... you know I think i'll use that actually. #monsterdon

not many houses have a loading dock just for dogs

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oh this story is so sad 😿 #Monsterdon

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why are there so many doggos in that box?

This guy is giving me nonce vibes...

...but which one!?

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How did people just not fly into rage at he constant sensory overload from 1970s wallpaper?

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We must know

and that's really the whole problem, isn't it

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@sean ...polypeptide cake?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

o now I see

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GRIMSDYKE?! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

A wild Peter Cushing appears!

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This movie is "Dr Terror's House of Horrors" but less stylish and worse-acted.

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And then we have THIS GUY, capable of having an amazing library and still being grumpy

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Hi Peter! We've missed you! #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Honestly, you kind of have to admire his aim, to steer right into the same fence every single time he crashes the car

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Why does he have three steps of spiral stairs?
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He's got a porpoise? #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Crypt Keeper is everyone's boss #monsterdon

I wonder why monk hoods fell out of fashion, they look quite cozy to wear around clammy stone catacombs. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#monsterdon aaaaaaaaand am back. y’all this movie is a gem of 1970s aesthetics. that empty apartment is everything.

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 bonus: we can re-use the same crash footage!

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Edgy audience insert wants something less basic, knows something is going on.

Y’all, I can’t 💩post like normal, because I’m actually *gasp* kinda engaged in the story!!!

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you must know, you've read the script. no seriously, tell me, i haven't read it.

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WHAT'S. ON. YOUR MIND.

YOU MUST TELL US

WHAT. IS ON. YOUR MIND.

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Still waiting for the puppet tbh (or does this predate that?) #monsterdon

The worst nightmare for a hetero white man is that he now has very dark skin.

That tracks. #Monsterdon

'Trying' to frighten them? No, he's succeeding!

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The third guy looks envious of the kid with the banana seat. #monsterdon

"I assure you I have a purpose"

Things you can say in a #Monsterdon film or a performance review.

The other guys is leaning forward like "Do me next!! Do me!"

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Director: that car crash was so good let’s use it twice #Monsterdon

I mean, prophetic dreams within questionable visions, Its just confusing #monsterdon

Just joining #monsterdon now, I'm sure this will all make sense soon.

Right?

Please?

My head canon on story two is that its a time loop, not a nightmare. #Monsterdon

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couldn't hire an actual dead person, movie? you had to use grey face.

ohhh, the crypt is the Afterlife/ Purgatory...

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The modern crypt keeper is so much better.

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He should have learned the first time that grabbing the steering wheel is not a winning move #monsterdon

They just forced us to watch that crash sequence again. Susan looks like she’s laughing.

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