And then he built a Death Star to use on his shitty neighbours.

#monsterdon

...black marble hand paperweight? really? #monsterdon

It doesn't seem like that message from his dead wife's spirit was sufficiently specific #monsterdon

"It was kind of you to pay for the burial"

"It was the least I could do, he was a neighbor."

YOUR SON EFFECTIVELY BULLIED HIM TO DEATH

#Monsterdon

(i am going to relish this. this nimby-ass mother fucker can get wrecked.)

#monsterdon

Why do the bad guys always have the best sweaters?

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This is a bit heavy. Maybe it hits different because of all the current corruption going on.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 i wonder what the cryptkeeper's up to

Completely devoid of snark on that story.

#monsterdon

I want Grymsdyke’s ghost to come back and haunt his neighbors fiercely.

#Monsterdon

This is why they take pains now to publicize suicide hotlines nowadays #monsterdon

Danger, Will Grimsdyke #Monsterdon

DANGIT! that doesn’t look like grandmaster PCush

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great now i am sad. ffs kill him already karma.
#Monsterdon

:bing: do you live after your dead‽
#monsterdon

the one slipper was a nice touch...

#Monsterdon

I hate it when I lose a slipper

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter
#monsterdon These two are the most horrible monsters we've ever seen.

I'm sure he's hanging around somewhe...oh #monsterdon

Just hangin' around I guess. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Oh no! A labubu saw the whole thing!

#monsterdon
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@Terencio dk if you're asking a question or referring me to a web site lol #monsterdon

I really REALLY hate this part. #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟

Effing twat ass neighbors.

I think the nasty anonymous letters is a reference to the historical event mentioned in this movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20234774/ #monsterdon

I have a really hard time reconciling how Grand Moff Tarkin and this gentle bumbling dustman are one and the same.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon systematically destroying and then pranking an innocent old man is a great way to prove you're Not Bothered

The dog is mourning his dead human

#Monsterdon

These are all Colbert first drafts.

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oh no my Plex stream stalled and I am 5 minutes behind

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCryptmas

Oh hell, my heart hurts for Kindly Old Peter here. 😢

#monsterdon

This destruction of the old man is the worst story we’ve had so far

#Monsterdon

the rich douche spent money to make this man's life sadder.
To the fucking jingle jail with him!
#Monsterdon

don't make peter cushing sad :(

#monsterdon

They're being so bad to a kindly poor old man. Wonder who the REAL bad guy is for this particular story...

Oh, right. It's capitalism. #Monsterdon

okay, he's even writing him poetry. out little landlord-kun needs some deprogramming, he could be saved.

#monsterdon

Poor dude, leave my boy alone!
#monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol Right? The rhymes are so tawdry!

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@hollie @superball turns greener, runs to the bathroom. #aMindIsAterribleThing #monsterdon

Yep, that seems like a great way to make an old man crazy. A hundred mean valentines all in the same handwriting. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

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they are attacking him by means of doggerel!

Why are they just... randomly picking on this friendly old dude?

Like total pile-on...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This message was recorded on “Petit Mal Seizure” express…

"We'll send him valentines from everyone in town"

How do you make that sentence sinister?

#Monsterdon

Almost Valentines meant it wasn't Valentines! #monsterdon

Because he’s proletariat I guess?

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Problem with old Grimsdyke is that he doesn't have a secret girlfriend somewhere #monsterdon

No work, no children to make toys for. I guess diabolical vengeance is all that's left. #Monsterdon

a murder of the soul. I hate them #monsterdon

Jamie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt

Why does he hate him so much?

#monsterdon

Posh people are the true villains, this is accurate.

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I am low key in love with that black velvet coat with the white fur collar up
#monsterdon

@amyfou OMG someone sent a brother printer back in time, and past created the whole "Ouiji board" thing #monsterdon

Having children around... makes you a bad person??

Yeah, rich dude definitely needs a... well, this movie.

#Monsterdon

Well, either Killer Santa or Grand Moff Tarkin #monsterdon

I hope they have arsenic in their sammiches
#Monsterdon

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cucumber sandwiches?

this guy is so obsessed with out boy Cushing. has he got a crush, or like what?

#monsterdon

Jamie's just back to warn him of DANGER #monsterdon

“Dry sandwich, anyone?”

#Monsterdon

Go eat the rich Jamie. There's a good boy. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Now robbing kindly widower Grimsdyke of his pension. Nasty f'er. His comeuppance had better be epic. And this is only the middle story, two more to go? #Monsterdon

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JAMIE'S HOME!!!

Feel like you could save a lot of time and inter-dimensional charges if you added a “Fuck the rich and spare me the details” option to that board.
#Monsterdon

so this rich turd's gonna drive nice old guy into Killer Santa huh #monsterdon

Peter Cushing is nailing it as Grimsdyke.
#monsterdon

This wretched queen gives wretched queens a bad name. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 ok, just framed the dogs.... and now the old guy is (checks notes) calling on the spirit of his dead wife to avenge the dogs

ACAB even in 1972

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Look. Don't be mean to Peter Cushing and don't frame dogs. If you do, the monster's gonna get ya and we'll all be rooting for the monster!

"And save the town some money."

Those men will fit in just fine doing business in 2025.

#Monsterdon

Too many rich busybodies on this block #monsterdon

See, this is what Tories think of _your_ property rights

#monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@moira Maybe she wrote it a billion times #monsterdon

Really looking forward to his death
#monsterdon

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You need a license for your dogs in England, but communicating with the dead requires no license at all.

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt

I always wanted to be a #JunkMan like Grimsdyke

Capitalists gonna capitalize #Monsterdon

What good is a message of just "Danger" from beyond the grave? That's it? Getting up in the morning is dangerous. What are you telling us ghost??? You woke up from your eternal slumber just to say danger?

#Monsterdon

F's in Ouija Chat

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCryptmas

I wonder if she was that cryptic when she was alive

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OH NO! IT's...
#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Just as I was thinking that a vampire movie would make more sense, Peter Cushing turns up. When did he get so charming?

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@jonny all these rules tho! #monsterdon

DANCER! Beware of the ballerina!

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but I do like that method of automatic writing

Gotta get your cheaters on if your ghost doesn't write large enough. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

plant a rose garden, must bury a body in it HOA #Monsterdon Rules

#monsterdon Dancer?

"Give me the message."

"W."

#Monsterdon

Dancer?

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@jonny Less fun for us though

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCryptmas

'DANG' #monsterdon

D A N G E R
#monsterdon

redrum

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So basically we're about to watch a rich bastard torment a sweet old man for 20 minutes? #Monsterdon

easy rules to not have your soul fucked with and turned inside out like a sock puppet: don't fuck with the kindly trash collector who is a direct medium for the spirit realm #monsterdon

Darling, can you hear me? It's Tiny Tim! #Monsterdon

Close up on the rose gardening…? #Monsterdon