@hollie @superball turns greener, runs to the bathroom. #aMindIsAterribleThing #monsterdon

Yep, that seems like a great way to make an old man crazy. A hundred mean valentines all in the same handwriting. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

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they are attacking him by means of doggerel!

Why are they just... randomly picking on this friendly old dude?

Like total pile-on...

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#monsterdon This message was recorded on “Petit Mal Seizure” express…

"We'll send him valentines from everyone in town"

How do you make that sentence sinister?

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Almost Valentines meant it wasn't Valentines! #monsterdon

Because he’s proletariat I guess?

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Problem with old Grimsdyke is that he doesn't have a secret girlfriend somewhere #monsterdon

No work, no children to make toys for. I guess diabolical vengeance is all that's left. #Monsterdon

a murder of the soul. I hate them #monsterdon

Jamie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt

Why does he hate him so much?

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Posh people are the true villains, this is accurate.

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I am low key in love with that black velvet coat with the white fur collar up
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@amyfou OMG someone sent a brother printer back in time, and past created the whole "Ouiji board" thing #monsterdon

Having children around... makes you a bad person??

Yeah, rich dude definitely needs a... well, this movie.

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Well, either Killer Santa or Grand Moff Tarkin #monsterdon

I hope they have arsenic in their sammiches
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cucumber sandwiches?

this guy is so obsessed with out boy Cushing. has he got a crush, or like what?

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Jamie's just back to warn him of DANGER #monsterdon

“Dry sandwich, anyone?”

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Go eat the rich Jamie. There's a good boy. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

Now robbing kindly widower Grimsdyke of his pension. Nasty f'er. His comeuppance had better be epic. And this is only the middle story, two more to go? #Monsterdon

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JAMIE'S HOME!!!

Feel like you could save a lot of time and inter-dimensional charges if you added a “Fuck the rich and spare me the details” option to that board.
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so this rich turd's gonna drive nice old guy into Killer Santa huh #monsterdon

Peter Cushing is nailing it as Grimsdyke.
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This wretched queen gives wretched queens a bad name. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 ok, just framed the dogs.... and now the old guy is (checks notes) calling on the spirit of his dead wife to avenge the dogs

ACAB even in 1972

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Look. Don't be mean to Peter Cushing and don't frame dogs. If you do, the monster's gonna get ya and we'll all be rooting for the monster!

"And save the town some money."

Those men will fit in just fine doing business in 2025.

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Too many rich busybodies on this block #monsterdon

See, this is what Tories think of _your_ property rights

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@moira Maybe she wrote it a billion times #monsterdon

Really looking forward to his death
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You need a license for your dogs in England, but communicating with the dead requires no license at all.

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I always wanted to be a #JunkMan like Grimsdyke

Capitalists gonna capitalize #Monsterdon

What good is a message of just "Danger" from beyond the grave? That's it? Getting up in the morning is dangerous. What are you telling us ghost??? You woke up from your eternal slumber just to say danger?

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F's in Ouija Chat

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I wonder if she was that cryptic when she was alive

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OH NO! IT's...
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Just as I was thinking that a vampire movie would make more sense, Peter Cushing turns up. When did he get so charming?

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@jonny all these rules tho! #monsterdon

DANCER! Beware of the ballerina!

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but I do like that method of automatic writing

Gotta get your cheaters on if your ghost doesn't write large enough. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

plant a rose garden, must bury a body in it HOA #Monsterdon Rules

#monsterdon Dancer?

"Give me the message."

"W."

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Dancer?

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@jonny Less fun for us though

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D A N G E R
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'DANG' #monsterdon

#monsterdon this whole section with the cheating dude feels very Twilight Zone. Rod Sterling would be proud.

So basically we're about to watch a rich bastard torment a sweet old man for 20 minutes? #Monsterdon

redrum

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easy rules to not have your soul fucked with and turned inside out like a sock puppet: don't fuck with the kindly trash collector who is a direct medium for the spirit realm #monsterdon

Darling, can you hear me? It's Tiny Tim! #Monsterdon

Close up on the rose gardening…? #Monsterdon

Yikes, red and white flowers means there is going to be a death.

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Definitely early 70s with that Raleigh Chopper bicycle

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ALWAYS REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

@bunnyhero @blogdiva Did you say this was a British fil.... nuthin! #monsterdon

Is he praying to his dead wife?

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Dogs need licenses in the UK?
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I think it has been established this guy is terrible
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Never a Sith Lord around when you need one. #monsterdon

Can you burn a Luigi board?

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The stark fist of classism clenches around Mr Grimsdyke. Time to do some summoning. #Monsterdon

posh boy needs shoved down stairs by Joan.
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Okay, the dogs offense is worthy of murder.

I’m fond of the orb. The dust man has lovely treasures and shithole neighbours. #monsterdon

Framing the dogs?! This had better be epic. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 i smell a real estate murder plot

Wi-Fi? Is grimsdyke from the future?

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This qualifies as terrorism in most HOAs. #Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972

oh no! not the puppies!

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okay I remember this one kinda. I'm gonna look for the cookie lid again. its probably under the bed

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Where is the swift karma for terrible human number three? We get to see Peter Cushing as a lovable, junkyard Santa-type and this guy is all worried about curb appeal and property values. Where is the meteor with this ass's name on it? #Monsterdon

If a digging fork is seen in the first act, it will be used for murder in the third act.

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Fucking gentrifiers...

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"Remember when the dustmen were 'ard?"

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this guy is a dick he should be the next victim #monsterdon

@cuttlefish lol are they gay hadn't thought of that. interesting... #monsterdon

I don't care if the kids like him he is A Poor and it is ruining the character of our properly posh neighbourhood #Monsterdon

the old man makeup makes him look like a gerry and sylvia anderson puppet

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@apLundell @Taweret makes me think the writer for that segment should have thinked harder

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@blogdiva i wonder if the film producers are ashy, balding guys with marginally good teeth #monsterdon

Little on the nose to have the rich snob literally walk like he’s got a stick up his ass, don’t you think?
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The man digging up the rose bushes his neighbor loves? Deserves whatever he gets

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This guy looks like Billy Joel. Just trashing the rose bushes for a lark. #Monsterdon

I'm ok with all the bad things happening to this dude.
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You must... Increase your bust #Monsterdon

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this young man has excessively fluffy hair and, apparently, a grudge against roses

#Monsterdon #TalesFromTheCrypt1972 haha rich people rivalries

The accents have been getting slowly more indecipherable until I had to turn on the subtitles. #Monsterdon